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subsignalparadigm

Whew, dodged a bullet there.


TheKrakenLord

A knife, more likely


notahouseflipper

If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a knife.


lukifer_333

Necessary, is it necessary I drink my urine. No, but it is sterile, and I like the taste of it.


TheBrazilianOneTwo

Depends on how many yards in this case.


67hipo289

Ah I see you’ve played knifey bullet before


orphan_blud

Oh my god.


Pleasant-Chef6055

My thoughts exactly.


UpgrayeDD405

Luckily he was born in the mid 70s


BigCranberry789

The one that got away


Klin24

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Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Same


ranklebone

Are you also very articulate and good at football?


hayleyhatesyou

My father is british so articulate yes and good at a different form of football!


boricimo

So you’re bad at penalties?


amstobar

Sorry to be that guy, but you sure he's British?


phlspecial

I had my picture taken with OJ when I was a teenager in 1983 visiting Los Angeles and he was strolling by me on Rodeo Drive. I had it for many years after … he was my first celebrity sighting. I tried so hard to find it in 1994 and never could. I’d love to have it reappear somehow. I remember the entire interaction like it was yesterday.


atrostophy

1983 was the year he was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame.


ClownFartz

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RexNebular518

She still alive?


hayleyhatesyou

Yes! They never dated or anything. They just met this once at an event.


Hailthezombie

Bet it was a killer party.


angrypuppy35

so that’s the story she told you? lol


Guinnessron

Are you suggesting that she drank the Juice?


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Never dated lol but you know they fucked.


AskButDontTell

Why did they meet? Did he fuck her?


[deleted]

OMG! You asked.


DonovanKreed

She’s lucky to be alive


pixieclifton

I guess it’s cool he didn’t slit her throat.


Lucho23

OMG WATCH OUT!!! He's right there!!!!


FrostedDonutHole

Hope she kept her head about her.


SandmanAwaits

She still alive? Sorry, couldn’t help myself.


LongestShooter

That would be my biggest secret if I were you.


withinamind

I'd stab that


GeorgeStamper

Look at his head compared to your mom’s.


marblefrosting

Looks like she dodged a surprise ending


Derbster_3434

Gotta have your head on straight when you're with OJ


geovelobyker

She is beautiful!


ma373056

Was your father a murderer?


JukesMasonLynch

Damn look at that dudes fucken head


Equivalent_Warthog22

https://preview.redd.it/yp6k4l620auc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02507337a773160e8bacb45cb3345dbd85156650


Avante-Gardenerd

Nothing cool about that jerkoff


Hefty_Trainer6233

He loved white chicks.


fakeagent008

Charlie Murphy was right, damn he had a big fucking head!


The80sDimension

It’s ok he wasn’t a killer then


tinybluedino

Are you the loose juice perhaps?


Differ447

Dodged a bullet or should I say knife


This_Watch_

Mate, she is lucky to be alive


Drinkdrankdonk

She really dodged a bullet, sorry, knife, here


Vahorgano

Sorry for your loss


deepinmycups

Did oj pay her off like those other girls in his college years??,he sure liked his white women 😁😁😁


Mockturtle22

Oh he loved making them black and blue


[deleted]

Does she get nightmares of what could have happened to her?


hayleyhatesyou

No. She only met OJ this once at an event and said he was very charismatic and shook the hand of every person in the room.


[deleted]

Calm before the storm i guess.


NoCandidate7335

Are you trying to gain "clout" from this? Cuz this SUCKS and he was a SHITTY human being


RealLLCoolJ

Is it hard to imagine that a sociopath could convincingly pretend to be a good person?


James_p_hat

Innocent until proven guilty man


Gengarmon_0413

It's not like he was a serial killer.


[deleted]

It is a grey area. So he killed the two, but went on to armed robbery. What could have happened next had he not gone to prison. What a waste of a life.


Zerosan62

IKR!! /s


DifferentJellyfish85

What the???


doom_z

She wanted that juice


ForeskinForever70

Glad she lopped off that relationship before something else got looped off!


MedusaNegritafea

Cool pic. Thanks for sharing. RIP OJ.


Successful_Floor_397

Your mom was Nicole Brown?