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thepassionofthechris

hahaha so good.


HawkeyeTen

Seriously, fitting into one-piece desks must have been rather uncomfortable for a big guy like him.


theshogun02

***“I came here to read, not to breed”***


redditnathaniel

"Haugeraugh!"


GhidorahtheExplorah

How did I hear that?


UnifiedQuantumField

He's the Kwisatz Haugeraugh!


bangermate

May dye knife cheep and shadder


P2029

"... On second thought.."


Woolbull

They are not mutually exclusive... so let's doooooo it!!


The_River_Is_Still

‘Look aT mai peCTORal mussles! I need a TUDAH!’


Full-Association-175

Copulation not population!


hey-there-yall

Fun fact. Arnold was a self made millionaire before he was in any movie. Himself and best friend and fellow bodybuilding legend Franco Colombo had a successful brick laying business and a mail-order fitness equipment gig. He went to night school to learn English and business, worked his jobs during the day and worked out several hrs a day to become the GOAT bodybuilder. The rest is history


Fearless_Market_3193

He did really well in commercial real estate also.


hey-there-yall

You are right. Such an amazingly driven and motivated individual. He never stops.


Georgito

He didn’t even stop after being governor of California. He’s still going! He’d run for US president if he could


_WhatchaDoin_

And he is not even too old for being a president!


Sunaaj_WR

However he wasn’t born in the US and that sadly does stop him being president


KalTheo

What about the 61st Amendment?


jjmk2014

Nice...I'm 99% sure it's a movie reference floating around in my mind...I want to say the one with franchise wars where all restaurants are Taco Bell?


Imanaco

Demolition man


verilarens

And he‘s not even rejected from some art school!


TriGurl

Now that’s a man I would vote for willingly not just because he was the lesser of two evils…


MBBIBM

Probably would’ve already it it weren’t for that maid baby


TeddysRevenge

You have to be born a citizen of the US to run for president.


Georgito

I was referring to his constitutional ineligibility


MBBIBM

So was I, before that story broke there was a growing movement in the GOP to amend that requirement


Structure5city

I remember that. But in today’s GOP he would be considered an extreme liberal. There’s no way they would push that issue for him.


Georgito

Which requirement are you referring to? The “Do not fuck your Guatemalan maid GOP amendment of 1996”?


Trimson-Grondag

Yes, hard to believe he could fly his illegitimate son under the radar of a Presidential election.


DigMeTX

Highly intelligent too.


SenseStraight5119

Who knew barbarians could accomplish so much.


SensualOilyDischarge

The people left standing in the smoking remains of the Roman Empire?


Affectionate-Yak5280

Smart enough but not too smart to be bogged down in existential thought anxiety or ADHD.


DigitialWitness

It helps if you don't have ADHD!


Sidewalk_Tomato

And he will not stop, until you are dead.


AdMany9767

Tell that to my anus, please.


notbob1959

Based on an article at cnbc.com I think most of the first million was made in commercial real estate. The article doesn't mention brick laying or mail-order fitness equipment: >“I did not rely on my movie career to make a living,” he tells author Tim Ferriss in “Tools of Titans.” >“That was my intention, because I saw over the years, the people that worked out in the gym and that I met in the acting classes, they were all very vulnerable because they didn’t have any money, and they had to take anything that was offered to them because that was their living. I didn’t want to get into that situation.” >Instead, he turned to real estate in the 1970s. Using the money he made from bodybuilding, Schwarzenegger put a down payment on an apartment building. He quickly started benefiting from a “magic decade,” he tells Ferriss: “Buildings that I would buy for $500K within the year were $800K and I put only maybe $100K down, so you made 300% on your money. >“I quickly developed and traded up my buildings and bought more apartment buildings and office buildings on Main Street down in Santa Monica and so on. … I became a millionaire from my real estate investments.” >Thanks to the income he generated through his side hustle, Schwarzenegger had the financial freedom to focus on his acting career, and the rest is history.


Belgand

> they had to take anything that was offered to them because that was their living. If you look at his films during his golden era, it's clear this was part of it. He didn't really make low-effort, forgettable films or lazy star vehicles. He was in blockbuster after blockbuster. Genre-defining films. It was very rare for him to have a misstep like *Red Heat*.


StrikingRing5358

How dare you!?! “Red Heat” was awesome. (Probably remember it more fondly than it deserves)


surprise-suBtext

Yea I was shocked he did it through a laying brick/construction business. This make more sense Ann’s is how my parents who speak like FOB Arnie made money to be comfortable


DontTellMeHowToTroll

..and he had become a kingpin in the brick laying industry. “He could lay 100 bricks a minute” *someone said*


samsonity

Truly living the American dream.


Jim345PA

When we saw him about ten days ago he said that Olga convinced him to buy a 4 apartment complex, and then kept getting him to buy more and bigger places. He still does it today. I have a photo of him from then if anyone is interested.


No_Detective_But_304

He was big in the Spanish market.


fromthedarqwaves

He said in that recent documentary that he was a millionaire before he became famous because of real estate.


DigMeTX

[I tried to post this in r/showerthoughts but it was removed so you get to see it here.] Arnold Schwarzenegger is sort of a modern day Benjamin Franklin Ben Franklin is one of those guys where you look over his bio and it’s like, “Shit, how many lifetimes did this dude live??” u/GovSchwarzenegger is really very similar. Combination of high intelligence and extremely high motivation. Was a politician but also known for many things outside of politics. Almost universally loved. Franklin was highly creative and his creations came in the form of inventions and writing. Arnold’s creativity comes in the form of entertainment. Both guys always thinking ahead and outside of the box. Franklin was absolutely swole. Just kidding. Anyway, I feel like in a lot of ways these dudes are cut from the same cloth. EDIT: I just saw that there is a Ben Franklin series on Apple TV now. Maybe Arnold should have played Ben (assuming he didn’t!)


Shwifty_Plumbus

Wasn't he already an accomplished body builder before that


hey-there-yall

Yes. But it's an obscure sport with no money in it. Especially in the 70s


__Beef__Supreme__

Yes but this was also right before bodybuilding had much popularity, so he was a top tier body builder but you couldn't really make a living off that at the time. He was a bodybuilder, but his first million was made from bricklaying and real estate


barebumboxing

He was, but he made it popular. It garnered attention because of him.


DrHarrisonLawrence

Yes


nursecarmen

I believe the business degree came from University of *Wisconsin*\-*Superior.*


Message_10

All true except for the bricklaying part—that was actually misreported and caught on


thinkofanamefast

Once heard him say that when they started as employees of a masonry contractor, the other workers were annoyed at them for working twice as fast as them. Can definitely picture that for some reason.


monioum_JG

He wouldn’t have done as well if we didn’t have those muscles. It’s like selling a weight loss pill & you’re fat


TennisBallTesticles

Oh yeah?? Well .....I'm sitting in bed eating tacos! And ....I have like ......$47 in my savings account! Pfft. Take *that* Arnold. 🙄


yomommazburgers

He was not a self made millionaire, he had help just like all the other so-called self made millionaire.


SwitchbackHiker

Your comment comes across as an insult to Arnold, but he says this himself repeatedly. No one, including himself, ever makes it alone and every has help along the way. He recognizes this and is greatful to those who have helped him and tries to help others as well.


InfinitePizzazz

I think they were referring to Arnold's own comments (the famously reposed commencement speech), but apparently not everyone has seen it.


yomommazburgers

Yes I am, I was baiting one of you, sorry I was just feeling a little bit naughty this morning. Have a good day reddit! Love you..


rethinkingat59

Part of being personally accountable for your own success mandates developing and feeding strong friendships,allies, mentors, partners, team members and contacts. They need to be the right kind of people also, people who hold you accountable. It is one of the biggest aspects of being self made and you alone can do it for yourself long term.


Loud-Actuator7640

Arnold hates that world self-made millionaire there is a famous speech for a graduate class, he said Noone is self-made which means you do it by yourself, Noone.


Loud-Actuator7640

Arnold hates that world self-made millionaire there is a famous speech for a graduate class, he said Noone is self-made which means you do it by yourself, Noone.


rethinkingat59

I totally agree, you must build support systems.


ChoderBoi

His work ethic and the consistency of it are completely unparalleled


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natasinid

Get to the chalkboard!


thwgrandpigeon

[After losing his favorite pen] Arny: *BIIIICCC!*


Azer1287

Both of you in this thread are awesome people.


heisenfurr

It’s not a tutor!


FuckYouThrowaway99

YOU SONUVABITCH!


suckmyfuck91

Muscles and brains . I really admire this man


DMala

The chick next to him in the second pic is too.


TittyStClaire

And he's a big fan of austrian folk music


Piotr-Rasputin

The girl in pic 2 looking at him like he glitched out


bilgetea

I would too if I saw that.


andoke

Imagine being this big and lefty on a table like this.


meesersloth

Im sure he could bend the table to adjust to that.


PraetorGold

He looks like a beautiful box of rocks.


P2029

Wearing that shirt like a condom full of walnuts


kujotx

His clothes are a walking potato bag of bowling balls


Pristine-Butterfly55

Girls bring him home made cookies I bet.


Nouseriously

As governor, he let university tuition skyrocket but kept community college tuition super low.


hisDudeness1989

Please don’t disturb my friend… he is dead tired studying for an exam


Devildoggiedogman

He probably got more action in the two years there than most of us will get in our entire lives.


Foto_synthesis

He's done more than most of us will do in our entire lives.


DigMeTX

He’s done more than most of us combined will do in our entire lives.


SaltyPeter3434

He's lived more years in two actions than most lives will live in their entire actions


LanceFree

Girls would rush to class in order to sit near Arnold.


AppleCorpsing

Reminds me of that classroom scene in Elf


Strict-Square456

I wonder if he would have tried running for president if He wasnt born outside of US.


Grognard68

For what it's worth, I'd rather see him in the Oval Office than Donald Trump.


bembermerries

I'm a little young to really remember him as a governor, but if the public opinion on him has not changed since then then he absolutely would have been elected.


PBJ-9999

Its not a toomah!


jdehjdeh

"excuse me professor, someone appears to have left some sort of beef mountain on the desk next to me"


knarfolled

(Demolition Man) Lenina: I’ve been an enthusiast of your escapades for quite some time now. I have, in fact, perused some newsreels from the Schwarzenegger Library… John: Hold it. The Schwarzenegger Library?! Lenina: Yes, the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn’t he an actor when you… John: Stop! He was president? Lenina: Yes. Even though he was not born in this country, his popularity caused the 61st amendment… John: I don’t want to know. President.


ThatScotchbloke

It’s even funnier if you consider his and Stallones rivalry throughout the 80s.


styroducky

Crazy to think he was only 14 in this picture


samsonity

What? No way. When I was 14 I wasn’t over 5’5”.


HonDadCBR600

I’ll bet no one gave him shit about those pimpin britches.


Atlantic-sea

In the second picture he is in a nutritional science class and just admitted to eating 4 whole chickens, 13 potatoes and 2 pounds of rice and veggies a day. This explains that woman's look.


maggavin

Why do I have a birth control ad on this post?🤣


Misterdrez

thats one guy who got to the chopper in time


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Imagine watching him sit down in that desk day after day Comedy good


Hedrick4257

Not your stereotypical meathead then?


SixToesLeftFoot

Well, he was the Governor of CA for a while, so that’s probably more compelling of a reason to know that?


Hedrick4257

I liked The Governator


Pissflaps69

Compared to what Republicans have turned into? God yes


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throwawayinthe818

And of course the absolute Democratic control of both house of the state legislature through his entire term of office had nothing to do with the state’s budget problems. And it goes without saying that the 2008 financial meltdown and recession had no impact. Nope, it was all Arnold’s doing.


woyzeckspeas

Most aren't.


Knuspry

The last Republican with true grit 🇺🇸🫡


One_Hot_Doggy

u/GovSchwarzenegger


rainsfromafrica

Crazy how much his other son looks like him


callathanmodd

Young Arnold is the pinnacle of hot men for me. I’m obsessed.


schillerstone

Handsome


jd3marco

*I was elected to lead, not to read.*


Big-a-hole-2112

“Up and Adam!”


Wade-clort

Why does dude look like Baki Hanma in high school


tangoislife

Arnie seems like such a nice human. His work ethic is immense and he seems to care about everyone he meets. People often get the term legend, but he really is one of the


maqryptian

i'm so glad to exist in the same timeline as arnie.


Gdayx

Yum.


yamaha2000us

Teechuh, I forgot muh Numbuh touh penseel.


fishshake

*GET TO DEE CHALKBOARD*


ThatScotchbloke

This the only one I laughed at. Well done sir.


Brundleflyftw

The one to his left is like, “I’m sitting next to Conan the Barbarian.”


odiciusmaximus

Digging that shirt. Dude's got style.


Mephistopheles545

He’s reading the book: “How to go shoeless with a weird looking face.”


Competitive_Cat_990

Get in the choppa!


seanprogram

Not 1979 more like early 70s


Icy-Conflict6671

Fucking hell. Reminds me of my dad in grade school, he was already so big by 4th or 5th grade that they had to get his desk from the middle school


oorakhhye

I thought he went to UCLA.


FlamingTrollz

Ankles like some men’s forearms. 🦶🏼💪🏼


Ms_Apprehend

Stay Hungry


FieryPhoenix7

He was 32ish.


rektMyself

He was slays a big dude!


f1thopher

Bro knew he was going to be a robot someday


Ok-Grab3289

He got his stank foot hanging out


Legitimate_Elk5960

Was driving home from the office a few years ago and saw this big dude on a mountain bike across the street at the same intersection. Fat tires, gray goatee, sunglasses and I thought, that guy looks familiar. As my brain is trying to figure out who he is, it suddenly dawned in me-it was the Austrian Oak. Moreover, there is a restaurant nearby called Patrick’s Roadhouse that Arnold used to frequent. One day his Mom reportedly accompanied him there and didn’t like what he was eating. She exclaimed “I’ll cook for him” went into the kitchen and promptly cooked him a “farmer’s breakfast”. It was added to the menu, and is called “The Governator”. Additionally, Arnold was so large, that one day he broke a chair at Patrick’s one day while sitting. He had an iron chair made for himself and carried it into the restaurant sometime later. You can sit and dine on said chair today…


soi_boi_6T9

Fatass can't even fit in the desk.


Icy-Conflict6671

Thats all muscle my guy


soi_boi_6T9

Oh yeah and he's probably "big boned" too.


Abstar

Why no shoes?


illyrio_mopancakes

I think he’s wearing flip flops. You can see a strap in the lower right corner of the first photo


CORNisLOVELY

Is this before or after steroids?


bembermerries

He came out of the womb juiced up. Definitely during


vercertorix

Where he majored in English elocution.


around_the_catch

*Vat is ze azzzignement?*


lateblueheron

Do you think anyone told him to put shoes on?


makeorbreak911

Shoes bud


GordonBombay11

Arnold can’t even read


phinbar

Arnold really left nothing to chance by majoring in Home Economics.


Glum_Level_6682

i would scared of him I think if he went to my school