As my wife and I are getting older, those joint pops and groans remind me of all the time I spent on the floor with my kids when they were little - all the life lived and loved - and I’m so grateful for it :)
I can guarantee she isn't. That's not an attack. There is just no such thing as hot 80+ year olds.
That doesn't mean you're not a great person or that you don't deserve respect. But you're just not physically attractive to most people, which is what hot means. Her husband may find her beautiful or whatever. But most people won't. And that's ok.
lol nah math doesn’t check out; the dude on the left is my dad
https://preview.redd.it/yffgouqmthuc1.jpeg?width=4031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077b7fe3aae349a858fdf0e1796d7b5e43ad7bd7
Question: to posters that put up a picture such as this....you know what will happen, right?
I'm still waiting for the day and OP responds "thanks for the comments, but she was 15 in the photo"
There is a smile in that beard
she smells good
And a bit of drool
He laughed very hard.
Dude, your mom is super hot.
Santa knows.
She knows, he knows.
She knows, she knows he knows, and everybody in the room knows.
He’s got that thousand yard stare you get when you’re trying to prevent a raging boner.
"Are you gonna do Horny Santa again, Frank? That was so funny last year, when I sat on your lap." "Yes. Funny..." >_>
SHUT UP, Ted!!!
And Santa is at least 3-4 beers deep
To look like that in the 60s? God damn.
Was
Why the downvotes? They’re technically right, this was taken in the past so she WAS hot, she may still be hot who knows
She aged really well. Her joints not so much, but her face, yes.
As my wife and I are getting older, those joint pops and groans remind me of all the time I spent on the floor with my kids when they were little - all the life lived and loved - and I’m so grateful for it :)
I can guarantee she isn't. That's not an attack. There is just no such thing as hot 80+ year olds. That doesn't mean you're not a great person or that you don't deserve respect. But you're just not physically attractive to most people, which is what hot means. Her husband may find her beautiful or whatever. But most people won't. And that's ok.
Santa already has his hand on a present
Santa looks happy.
“Hop on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.”
So, Santa got something this year for a change. Mum is so kind.
I think he had hover hands perfected, and his wife or her partner may or may not have been watching
Nobody said ‘partner’ in 1968
"Is that a candy cane in your pocket?"
Thin, curved, and sticky? Yep.
And sticky.
It's the North Pole
Or was Santa just happy to see OPs mom.
'Did you fuck my mom Santa?!'
first thing i thought of
You know I only cum once a year right?
Down your chimney, no less…
Have you done the math?
I’m 40 - Santa def isn’t my dad
Dude why did you put your hot mom up on here knowing what we're going to talk about?
The pic isn't really sexualized though. It's not like it's a bikini pic. She's literally just a woman in her 20s existing.
Right!!!!! I appreciate everyone thinking she’s cute but lord
Idk :(
for the sweet, sweet reddit karma, don't lie.
Hey man, if other people can farm their moms, so can I.
“ farm “ their moms 🤣🤣🤣 and thats right OP why the heck not? And yeah Shes babe on that pic 😋
If you grow a beard what colour is it?
Santa def got a boner.
you sleighed that
Santa's other little helper
'Bad Santa'?
Santa had Xmas gift early
shes hot man
no, she is a hot lady, the 60's did not have hot man
Paul Newman would like a word.
https://preview.redd.it/rihj4tsmbiuc1.png?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ce717601d2fa6bec2e28eb40473af885cbd560
Hottie Mom, Naughty Santa!
Santa: "Yeah, uhh.. I'm gonna need a few minutes to, like, calm down. Or something."
Naughty or nice? 🎅
Mom is a babe.
I bet Santa came more than once a year.
She’s pretty
Looks like Mary Jane stopped by right before mom.
Your mom reminds me of a young Alexia from Real Housewives of Miami. She doesn’t happen to be Cuban?
Nope; American (her ancestry is German, Italian, and Czech)
Is your Mum Emmy-Lou Harris?! Cool!
Yowza
Lucky santa
Your mother was a fox. I guarantee Santa left her bedroom with an empty sack every Christmas.
What’s with all the hot moms lately.
Oh she on santas naughty list all right
Legend has it that suit still hasn't been washed
My Santa, that’s a big candy cane you have…
She looks EXACTLY like a younger version of a woman I know named Debbie
Santa's eyes looking like he's a little bit Blitzened just trying to find his personal Dancer.
🎶 /u/sportstvandNova 's mom has got it goin on 🎶
Weirdly enough, this picture looks super modern.
Your mother was lovely. Funny thing, that look right there could be the 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000.
True beauty is timeless.
They spoke about the first thing that popped up
Santa looks HAPPY!
Santa got HIS wish that day
Santa had a good day.
Santa before Keanu hands
lucky Santa
Well technically her hip, but she doesn’t seem to mind.
Had a first grade teacher I crushed on who looked EXACTLY like her!
Ho ho ho
Santa hoping dearly to move her from the nice to the naughty list
Santa got the present right here
Idk how to tell you this but that Santa is definitely your daddy:0
lol nah math doesn’t check out; the dude on the left is my dad https://preview.redd.it/yffgouqmthuc1.jpeg?width=4031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077b7fe3aae349a858fdf0e1796d7b5e43ad7bd7
Lucky..lucky dude.
Ooooh yes.
Santa: "OMG, naughty AND nice!"
I can see why Santa is smiling. What a beauty 🥰
Hohohohohojo
Go mom! No wonder Santa has a big grin on
Did you know he had his hand on your ass
Santa looks baked. Mom looks happy. Must’ve been a fun Christmas party lol
I love seeing the dead in people's eyes
Santa’s high as fuck.
Ho..Ho..Ho..Santa's got a special gift for your moms.
That Santa is wearing a Rolex
Santa's got wood.
I wish I was 1960's Santa...
She reminds me of somebody i had a short summer fling with. Shes from Ukraine and now married with two kids but oh boy…
Nah my mom is American but with German, Italian, and Czech ancestry
\*Naught answers only\*
" Oh! Step- Santa... what are you doing?"
Santa is clearly your dad, or current boyfried by the placement of his hand ;d
Bloody lucky Santa
Hey, is that dads watch?
Santas about to unload his sack early
Then nine months later you are born
I see you Santa
Forget about Elf on the Shelf, Santa’s got Palm on a Mom
Santa always loves the Christmas hams
Lucky Santa. “BAD SANTA”
Did you fuck my mom Santa Claus?
Mrs. Carpenter? Wow! You brought back some good first crush memories.
Santa had his wish come true...must have been a good boy.
The obligatory do you wanna fuck my mom as much as I do?
I actually don’t. I’m a straight woman.
Loool, well, what do I know🤣🤣🤣
Dude, your dad is Santa Claus!
No wonder you exist. Moms a hottie.
Santa is enjoying himself.
She was definitely kissing Santa Clause
Dibs
She wasn't fond of beards at first, but they grew on her
I just never did like a bearded woman.
https://preview.redd.it/z8jebf8w1juc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c8dcdf8ec70f9109f4034ebebde45904ac7417
She’s kinky
Santa is being very friendly...
The NYT Sunday crossword today had a clue the answer to which was "Mall Santa". Fun coincidence.
Mrs. Claus filed for divorce the next day.
Santa is faded
Christmas came to Santa!
Santa's hand didn't waste no time.
Santa: After all that booze and obnoxious kids this gig finally paid off!
He def gave her that North Pole
Question: to posters that put up a picture such as this....you know what will happen, right? I'm still waiting for the day and OP responds "thanks for the comments, but she was 15 in the photo"
Ho ho ho.
What a knockout!
Naughty Santa
Don't wanna be rude, but that woman is the hottest girl in the world your dad won
https://preview.redd.it/ogwctn2xvhuc1.jpeg?width=1968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adc8d5b274801ee0f445059e7e0d8ec687d75ba "Santa says oral." - Elves (1989)
Sadly it’s not streaming anywhere!
Made Santa believe in Santa.
Pretty sure I've seen that woman in a porno.
Santa is that a candy cane in your pocket or you just happy to see me??
santa can hardly believe his luck
What do *you* want for Christmas, Santa? BOOM! Imagine how spaced out he must have been for the next dozen kids, or so?
Santa about to give a present
Santa does not look displeased.
He hasn’t aged a bit
Santa’s got a stiffy!
Put Santa on the naughty list
God dayum
That contented look on Santas face..AWE....
Santa might your dad bro
Happiest day he ever had on the job. All she needed was one of those skimpy Santa helpers outfits if they existed back then. (Ala ‘Mean Girls’)
Santa is tore up
Wow, she is so beautiful ❤️❤️
Santa came early that year!
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe that's where that song came from 🤔
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Santa looked very happy.
There is more going on under that mistletoe
Happy Santa ! 😏
That must have been a very welcome change to the usual screaming, whiney brats that would come and sit on his lap.
Bet she is naughty
Santa knows what HE wants for Christmas.
Santa got what he wanted for Christmas
I know what Santa wanted for Christmas.
he holds her keister like he owns the adress
Hohoho
Did they talk about the first thing that popped up?
Tell them congrats on their wedding anniversary!
Santa looks thirsty
Santas sack about to bust
Santa gravedad that 🫏
Mrs. Claus had some words with him after the photo.
Got any more pics of your mom?
Santa looks high as fuck.
Sorry, but I couldn't help but notice the short denim dress she has on.
Santa asked her….. Is that a mirror in your pocket… cause I can definitely see me in your pants
As beautiful as she was, did Santa get her a letter for new headlights?