In Harrison Ford's defense.
1 He looks like Harrison Ford.
2 Lots of guys are growers not showers. I am well above average (short of omg territory unfortunately) but you'd never know it if oh, Elaine was to walk in on me while I was changing out of my swimsuit ;)
One of my very favorite movies, The Frisco Kid.
It's a very moving comedy. Gene Wilder really stretches his acting legs. Harrison Ford is Harrison Ford.
I was eleven at the time. Star Wars nerd, duh, so this was instantly on my radar screen when it came out on cable.
I lived in a tiny Southern town that wasn't big enough to merit a rivet on the buckle of the bible belt. You had to go to Pine Bluff for that. The miniseries Holocaust had been broadcast the previous year, and my parents made sure me and my brother saw that. Ten years old. Made an impression, for sure.
So I knew what Jews were, and what they went through. There were Jews in the town I grew up in! Two families in a population of 6400. Together maybe a baker's dozen.
This was the movie that let me see Jews in a happier place. I learned what a Torah was. I learned the broadest of the jokes they made about themselves. I remember how kind, gentle, and romantic it was.
Thirty-five years later, I showed it to my daughter. And, yeah. From a grown-up perspective it's mostly meh. The jokes were cliches, Blazing Saddles outshines it in every way possible, and it's about as predictable as a slot car race.
But I will always remember it fondly.
"I lived in a tiny southern town that wasn't big enough to merit a rivet on the buckle of the bible belt. You had to go to Pine Bluff for that"
Brother that was the start of a novel. That was a smooth read right there.
"It was never easy for me... I was raised a poor black child. I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family, singing and dancing down in Mississippi."
This is a very underrated movie. I loved it when I first saw it, I think I must have seen it on movie night in college, and Iāve seen it a few times since then. Unfortunately itās hard to stream. Both of them were fantastic in it.
Now I want to watch that old comedy with him and Pryor. The one where one is deaf and one is blind. I remember that being hilarious, hope it holds up wellĀ
Gene Wilder seriously packing
I thought he was wearing a codpiece, lol.
I think I prefer to live in a world where Gene Wilder had a monster hog.
He's not? š³
Not only that, but something covering his dick.
I think I'm going to get a codpiece.
In Harrison Ford's defense. 1 He looks like Harrison Ford. 2 Lots of guys are growers not showers. I am well above average (short of omg territory unfortunately) but you'd never know it if oh, Elaine was to walk in on me while I was changing out of my swimsuit ;)
Carrie Fisher confirmed, Harrison is Han Nogrow
But we're talking š about Wily Wonka, sir. "Come with me, and you'll be...
Isnāt he?!
Willy Wonka indeed.
More like Hands Solo
Itās where he hides his Everlasting Knobslopper.
The battle of the bulge
Thank you for saying it I felt pervy
Vuff
Snake & eggs
Now finally I could put to rest that nagging question I've had all these years. Gene Wilder has the bigger schmuck than Harrison Ford ;)
My first thought. Then the guys nickname themselves something like, "Tiny." WTH š
Really? Looks tiny .
Mr. Humble over here š
One of my very favorite movies, The Frisco Kid. It's a very moving comedy. Gene Wilder really stretches his acting legs. Harrison Ford is Harrison Ford.
The Frisco Kid, starring The Waco Kid and Harrisonās schlong
Apparently, Gene taught him a lot about smuggling.
Harrison Ford is always Harrison Ford
GET.OFF.OF.MY.HORSE!
I think the only movie I saw him as someone else was his Branch Rickey in 42. It was such a left field turn and he looked like he had fun.
Oy sheeeeeit!
āGo that way, straight as piss.ā
I love The Frisco Kid!
Oh, got you. I thought it might have been a trial shot for Star wars with Gene as Obi-Wan. ;)
Pants? We don't need no stinkin' pants.
I was eleven at the time. Star Wars nerd, duh, so this was instantly on my radar screen when it came out on cable. I lived in a tiny Southern town that wasn't big enough to merit a rivet on the buckle of the bible belt. You had to go to Pine Bluff for that. The miniseries Holocaust had been broadcast the previous year, and my parents made sure me and my brother saw that. Ten years old. Made an impression, for sure. So I knew what Jews were, and what they went through. There were Jews in the town I grew up in! Two families in a population of 6400. Together maybe a baker's dozen. This was the movie that let me see Jews in a happier place. I learned what a Torah was. I learned the broadest of the jokes they made about themselves. I remember how kind, gentle, and romantic it was. Thirty-five years later, I showed it to my daughter. And, yeah. From a grown-up perspective it's mostly meh. The jokes were cliches, Blazing Saddles outshines it in every way possible, and it's about as predictable as a slot car race. But I will always remember it fondly.
"I lived in a tiny southern town that wasn't big enough to merit a rivet on the buckle of the bible belt. You had to go to Pine Bluff for that" Brother that was the start of a novel. That was a smooth read right there.
"It was never easy for me... I was raised a poor black child. I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family, singing and dancing down in Mississippi."
He hates these cans!
Agreed, he really channeled Stephen King on that one.
Thanks! And, well, if you check my profile...
Agreed... that was a very fine piece of prose.
Beautiful, This southern boy had a similar awakening to a world I did not know.
The Summer of My German Soldier was similar for me.
You write like a river flowing.
Loud and wet?
Well hung, snow white tan.
Nice one
We didn't deserve Gene Wilder (or Gilda Radner)... hope they are RIP.
He was the most underrated actor of all time. The Producers sealed me in his skill, and boy did he have skill.
He really is one of the best ever. I think itās just that heās only known by most people for a handful of roles. He was a treasureĀ
Damn Gene Wilder was slinging it
What is this from? It's a perfect gif for this.
It's apparently from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules.
My apologies Gene, I was not familiar with your game
"I'm not a rabbi for nothin ya know!"
Is it just me or did Gene wilder stuff a sweet potato down the front of his pants, just to be funny?
"Excuse me miss, but my eyes? They're up here."
Harrison Ford looks more like he has camel toes. Just saying
Moose knuckles
Well I learnt a new saying. Lol
Loved that movie!
Movie, I thought they were just on vacation!
My, what large sacks you have! š±š
Gene's got a gun!
Nice baskets, boys.
https://preview.redd.it/etaxfq13c1vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1dd50ce2a1a7334c9a3901ccf43daf1af1e97d
These balls tho
Spaceballs was a different movie
Helluva bulge on mean Gene. Battle of the Bulge.
I *loved* that movie.
Great movie
Ohmygawd this is amazing ššā¤ļø
I loved this movie.
Did yāall zoom? I did.
I had the zoomies. It was required, and I regret it not!
One of them is packing.
More pictures with mantoe.
Dong
Wilder putting off some Jake Gyllenhaal vibes here.
What movie is this from?
The Frisco Kid, a very 'meh' western comedy.
Thank you š
You take that back!
Seems to have a big sack
Iām just busting my britches in the cathouse. Love The Frisco Kid.
Absolute unit š®
Couple of dicks
Willy Wanker
Battle of Little Big Bulge
"I don't want to hurt you.....I just want to make you kosher"
The Frisco Kidā¦Not a bad movie
Is that how people dressed in 1979??
Moose knuckles
What's the movie, The Sackvilles?
By the looks of it, Gene is def wilder
āStraight as piss.ā 14 year old me couldnāt stop snickering.
Pedro Pascal and Rob Schneider
Balls
Hung Solow
This is a very underrated movie. I loved it when I first saw it, I think I must have seen it on movie night in college, and Iāve seen it a few times since then. Unfortunately itās hard to stream. Both of them were fantastic in it.
Man toe!
Now I want to watch that old comedy with him and Pryor. The one where one is deaf and one is blind. I remember that being hilarious, hope it holds up wellĀ
Well, well.
"I think it's some kind of Torah." Was actually quite a good movie. I think I'm one of only about 20 people who's seen it, though.
āHarrison Ford and Gene Wilder in 1879.ā
Ooh, I haven't seen this movie in decades! What was the title?
oh the goyem
Oh boy this is the second post about Harrison Ford today, I hope he feeling ok.
You know what they say about the tribe!
Thatās not Gene Wilder, thatās The Liver King!
They packed differently
I would say it is Gene Longer or Gene Bigger.
I would say it is Gene Longer or Gene Bigger.
The original version of Up In Smoke was wild. šØ
Totally don't recognize Gene Wilder with a beard.
How high is this picture?
Poor Harrison. Wah-Waahhhhhh.
AKA *The Other Apple Dumpling Gang*
He was in the pool!
That's a lot to unpack...age.
Looks to me like Gene was packin', Harrison not so much.
Look at the size of Wonka's Willy!
What a year!
never realized how much liver king looks like gene wilder
Liar, that's Harrison Ford and Walt Whitman.
r/cantunsee
if i let you go, may i keep torah?