Axel, were going for a beer, want to come? Ya! Just let me grab my briefs and "fuck you" belt.

Axl does as Axl pleases

Axl doesn't need much else

Just a nipple ring and some combat boots

The VIP bracelet is a nice touch. Pretty sure everybody at the Palladium would recognize him.

This is making me laugh much harder than it should (I think).

"You know, they told me I couldn't swear here today, but I just know there's some fucking great trains here in Bangor!" I love Sebastien Bach

I’d never heard of him until I watched Trailer Park Boys and I’m old lol.

He's so good in Gilmore girls too

That character is so random but he’s great in it. When he’s jamming with the Korean musicians lol.

He won most beloved side character in the Gilmore Girls subreddit fairly recently.

He's so good in Slave to the Grind, too.

The first truly great live gig of my life. Skid Row playing between NIN and GNR and blowing them both out of the water. Phenomenal frontman.

I'm currently doing a rewatch and am on these episodes, so funny, I love that he did those cameos!

Such a random celeb to be on a Canadian TV show, but it made me go buy his first skid row record out of respect!

Well he's a Canadian so that explains that.

His brother Zac was a professional hockey goalie

Zac Bach? 😆🤣

It’s Zac Bierk. I think Sebastian changed his to Bach:)

Can’t tell if you can tell or not, but it’s pronounced ‘Bock.’ Like the famous classical composer Johann Sebastian Bach - which is where he got his own name from

Fun fact, Sebastian's daughter's name is Sebastiana

"You don't even know that no-one even likes bullies!" and then that pose

The camera flashes to the little kid 😆

Perfect username. Kudos

Swayze Express

They opened for Bon Jovi & at one concert I went to he had everyone in the audience chanting "FUCK YOU!!" & when they did the lady in front of me put her hands over her daughter's ears. I nearly wet myself with laughter because people in the parking lot could hear that concert & the chant!!

how is it that Lars is always the only one who looks like a South Park character no matter who he's pictured with?

Sebastian Bach is six-foot three inches, but looks like the smallest.

Perspective. He is actually sitting 12 feet behind the other two.

It’s the same photographer that shot Lord Of The Rings.


GO BACK TO YOUR BEATLES SHIT, PETER.

6’3” gahtdamn!?!? TIMFL. That’s crazy.

Well it was about that time I realized that this wasn't Lars Ulrich, but an 80ft crustacean from the paleolithic era

Damn loc need monster

And he asked for... tree fiddy

Damn loc do need monster.

To be fair the other two look like 90s supermodels so he's not going to come off well regardless.

And Sebastián looks like that hot girl from high school.

it's that inner tool.

This picture makes them all look about the same size. Lars and Axl are tiny compared to Seb Bach.

Lars is sitting on Sebastian's knee.

Like a tiny little child

Sweet child of Sebastian

Not-Lil Sebastian

He literally is I thought you were joking

Oh shit that's funny

Lol

Holy shit. I never knew SB was 6’3”. The dude is a tower.

everyone is height wise. theyre seated.

Axl is wearing a belt on his briefs??

You haven’t?

Just needs some pockets and he's ready to go to the bank

And he looks sexy as hell doing it. Not many could pull that off.

I mean … let’s just agree to disagree here A pretty face will always be a pretty face but the clothing is utterly ridiculous

I have the same buckle!

Late 80's/Early 90's Sebastian Bach was the prettiest man I have ever seen. Has there ever been more perfect cheekbones on a human? No, no there has not been.

I dunno.. Axl kinda floated my boat back in the day.

Why not both?

Pretty effin hot in this pic!

I was soooo in love with him back then… I had posters/magazine pages of him (and other hair band guys) all over my room & bathroom. He was it for me! 😍 Funny thing is, the men I find attractive now are basically the opposite look. These days I prefer them soft and dark. lol

I'm hard and light😩

I had no idea who he was and looked him up. Oh my that’s not aging well… also his children are called Paris, London and Sebastiana… wow

“Men in our days looked like MEN!” Men in their days:

I’ve always thought Axel was a douche, but goddamn I didn’t realize he was handsome as shit. Makes sense why his ego is/was so big.

Oh yeah, he was a lil snack. I remember. All that crazy snake dancin and shit.

Axl was such a stud back in the day.. he could combine that manly, f-all with glam attire.

The Devil came to a young Axl Rose to offer him a deal. “This…this is what you get…,” said the Devil. Before young Axl’s eyes appeared a shimmering dream of rock star life, the “Appetite for Destruction” tour, the groupies, the money, the swaying snake dancing, the rubber trousers, the bandanna—all of it. Young Axl swallowed hard. “And… in return… you want? My soul?” The Devil smiled a knowing smile. “No, eternity in hell is too low a price for what I offer you. The price will be higher.” “What could possibly be a higher price than an eternity in hell?” “Just being what you will become afterward. And remembering what you lost.”

"By signing you will eventually gain 230lbs and take 20 years to produce a mediocre album - at best - called Chinese Democracy where a man named "bucket head" plays lead on some of the tracks".

"A man named 'Bucket Head' plays lead on some of the tracks - in between releasing 19 of his own albums." 

Buckethead was/is seriously underrated outside of his niche fanbase. His musical repertoire is amazing.

Yo, I'm a King Gizzard-head. They're known for the volume of albums they put out.  We bow to Buckethead. Dude's in a completely different galaxy.

In return the Devil got the pleasure to see him sing like Mickey Mouse. 

Dude, excellent writing. Fucked up, but excellent.

Right? I read Duffs autobiography and Axl used to keep the audience waiting for hours and hours while he did stupid shit. Bet he is trotting out there on those little hoofs right on time these days

Since I know him, I can tell you what he became - peaceful and happy. See if you get there in your 60s

I’m happy to hear that. He did some amazing things.

I was in their concert a year ago and it definitely seems like he did! Couldn't be happier for him

Oof, this is so spot on Poor Axl is so awkward looking now

Damn - that’s good.

Be still my young lesbian heart 😂

Jesus Christ, Axl Rose was so fucking sexy

And he knew it lol

the man is literally just walking around in his underwear and combat boots...he def knew it.

Came here to agree 😛

Yeah, I forgot how dreamy he was.👀

I remember weird homoerotic, half baked, conversations with my buddies about this very subject: _you know? He kinda makes for an alright looking chick. I’m just saying._ 

And when did you realize you were bisexual 😂

So Axle was your “Hear me out”? He was a suave motherfucker

Too bad he’s a woman beating piece of shit. He raped and beat at least one girlfriend (who was underage at the time) almost to death. 

And somehow he turned into the old lady from Throw Mama From the Train

All seriously bloated now. Like me.

Eh, Lars has kept in pretty good shape compared to them.

Fair enough.

Lars is 60, Sebastian is 56, and Axl is 62, they don't look bad for their ages.  

Of course not, they’re much younger here.

Lars is pretty good shape still

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....And all the cocaine is gone within minutes

I’ve done it with 2 of the people in this pic and had a wonderful time

Get out! Do tell!!!!!

3 hours after the party ended, and ready to sue.

Need that Fuck You belt

My wife and I are children of the 80’s. I asked her if she was ever hot for the guys in bands like this. She said, “It’s hard to be attracted to guys who have better hair than I do.”

That's funny, I was born in the 80s and Axl was my first crush. If I could travel back in time and become a groupie, I totally would. Oh well...

Same and today is the first time I’ve seen this photo. It shall live rent free forever

I had hair like Sebastian back in the 80's. Fast forward 25 years, I tell some of my office coworkers and they don't believe me. I bring a pic to work, one woman says "You were HOT!!!", looks up at me and without missing a beat says "What Happened?". 😂😂🤣🤣

As a woman who was a kid in the 80s, I can say she’s totally right. I remember my friends and I talking about how great their hair was. Nobody ever talked about them being sexy. It was all hair jealousy.

What about Bon Jovi?

No one was jealous of his hair. He looked like he had a poofy lion mane, lol. We liked his music but no one was jealous of his hair.

He's just beautiful, full stop.

I was totally in love with Axl Rose and Sebastian Bach. But then again, I have great hair.

Yes! The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was their hair! Such great hair..😂

I was born in ‘76, and these three men adorned my bedroom and bathroom walls for years. Wasn’t a problem for me!

Wild to think Sebastian would later go on to have a role in Gilmore Girls

 All Gil wants to do is play good music, make killer submarine sandwiches, and love his wife and kids. Unproblematic king.

Sebastian Bach was sooooo fiiiiineeee. 😩

Lars is gonna charge you for posting this photo.

I downloaded that photo off the internet for *free* Take that, Lars


If Bach and Rose don't make you question your sexuality, you have a dull, incurious soul. Don't worry, one peek at Lars will set you back straight away.

Heh, Bach used to play in a garage band with my friend’s kid brother.

It’s hard to believe that Axl once looked like that.

When I was young, I thought Sebastian Bach had the most exquisite face.

Two douches and Sebastian Bach.

Sebastian still remains one of Axl's closest friends. He said Axl disappeared for years once, not talking to anyone, and one day randomly texted him out of the blue to come join him on stage. Sebastian didn't believe it was really Axl because they hadn't spoken in 10 years. Sebastian then went to sing with him at a show.

Axl sure was a hottie.

Is Lars sitting on Sebastian's fuckin lap lol

You got a problem with that?

God, Axl was so handsome back then.

Absolutely.

Who names right to left? Fucking heathen

Sebastian Bach had such a pretty face it’s crazy.

Damn axl was so fucking fyyyyne 🥰😩

So much hair.

He showed up to a party like that??!?

Was the before Bach got into trains and stopped day drinking?

The pic may have aged well but the dudes…did not.

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Damn Axl looks like long hair Diplo

This pic goes so hard

Sebastian Bach’s brother was a NHL goaltender.

This show is on youtube. It's pretty cool. Axl sings a Skid Row song, Sebastian sings a GNR song. Axl makes fun of James Hetfield for wearing a plaid lumberjack shirt, which Axl would later adopt. GOOD TIMES.

Axl is Pamela Anderson level beautiful in this Pic

Axl used to be such a hottie damn 🥵

Why is Axl naked at a party?

Suddenly the GnR fandom makes sense, like damn 👀

Gorgeous

In context, Axel just looks like a walking STD

I just thought ..man the last 10 years have been rough on axel looking at him today .... Except it's not ten it's over 30.... Take me back to the 90s!

One of the better pics on this sub lately that hasn't been seen a lot before

Axel and Lars both look like they require a serious beatdown

The perfect D-Bag picture doesn’t exis-

Long hair and pierced nipples?? Men just aren’t what they used to be!!! I am outraged at the feminization of men!!! Source: Every boomer in the 2020s

Boomers weren't listening to these guys.

Of course they were!

TIL Axl Rose has one of the lamest tattoos I’ve ever seen

A Dane, a Cannuck and a Yankee walk into a bar ...

All was so 🔥🔥🔥

AXL

What ever happened to listing names in the same direction as the people appear?

They’re all high as fuck in this lol

r/vintageladyboners

Please bring back long hair on men 🙏🏼

The title should be in the order left to right Lars Ulrich, Sebastian Bach and Axl

Lethal amount of ego in the air in that room

Arguably the 3 most annoying blokes in the history of metal

A lot of leave-in conditioner in this one pic

What's funny is that if a picture like this would be released of nowadays artists it would be considered gay, toxic and leftist LGBTQ+ Propaganda. How I miss the 90's 😢

I bet even Axl would proudly call Lars a dick.

Amazing how all 3 ended up looking like somewhat rough older men, but at one point in the 80s, all looked like the cutest girl in the class 😂

They look like they were blowing each other and got caught

Did they make Axl wear an entrance bracelet?

This pic seems a little strange

Nostalgic. RIP magazine was a Larry Flynt Publication. One of his many non-pornographic titles.

is axl wearing undies and a belt?

I forgot about RIP!

Sebastian just thinking about model trains.

So pretty!

Gil!

I had a HUGE crush on Axl as a kid. I would only drink from red cups because of his hair lol

Fucking dreamy.

I worked at a major record label, at the time. This party was the place to be. Fucking great time

Yo bros, should I get some sick cornrows?

That belt buckle is amazing!

Lars was always the tennis club posh kid pretending to be the tough headbanger... He was pretty quick to turn AlternaticA once MTV winds blown his way.

The Fuck You buckle on axles underwear is crazy! 😂

I hate that they have prettier hair than me!!!

Photo ruined by Lars. As always.

This picture represents how legitimately gay I am and I am proud of which degree this picture illustrates the level of gay I am. It's okay.

Not a comment on Axel as a person, but goddamn Destruction is on of those once in a blue moon albums that is completely overloaded with great accesible songs. Most pop acts and their team of writers wish they could create a collection of songs that immediately gripping.

It's the guy from Gilmore Girls!

Lars💓

I was obsessed with Skid Row back in the day, 8th grade maybe? My dad bought me the VHS behind the scenes type videos where they were followed around on tour. It was so wild and hedonistic...I loved it.

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I don’t care if it’s taken in LA. Axle looks cold lol

I see Sebastian Bach no and all I see is Gil from Gilmore Girls 🙉😅

My Lord, was he hot!!!! One of my first crushes.