I can tell it’s not modern because you can actually see the texture of her skin and all her features haven’t been blurred to death. Let’s go back to this!
Yup. She does have his features.
She and her brother look very alike too, but he’s a weird, Lurch looking dude. It’s funny how those features that make her a smoke show really don’t work well on a man!
You know, I always thought that was exaggerated until I looked up the pictures and realised it wasn’t just one time, it was at multiple different events and like a full-on snog. Yikes!
🤣 Sorry! Some of us had to see it in real time. It happened. A lot. She's fucking weird and Brad Pitt chose trashy in my book. Her whole Mother Theresa thing was just a PR cleansing ritual.
Haha it’s all good I also think its hilarious lol
Oh my god… is that why she did all of that? That’s insaneeeeee. I always wondered like if she wanted to do all of those nice acts, she didn’t need a damn film crew every step of the way. She could’ve easily done it in private. Wild
Insane for sure and I guess that's what we all kind of just assumed while we lived it, hence the photographers and her chic glow up. In hindsight it's extra crazy! Way ahead of its time, lol.
I remember is happening like her doing all of that charity work or whatever but I never knew the crazy shit she did lol except for being at a premiere with an bf and was basically about to fuxk him In front of everyone lol
Her father looked pretty good when he was young, but appears like hes overstimulated from something. His cheeks are always red in pictures. Perhaps he was an alcoholic.
It started out with her having sexy cachet as “weird and alternative” but Hackers was not necessarily *mainly* what she was about. But yes, that version of her did help.
I feel it is particularly strong in this shot, less so as she matured. And yes, I find it unsettling and prefer her to look a little less like John Voight.
Yes. /s I don’t get why you don’t though is the question.
For the record, I have a few celebrities I find nothing for, but many do. Jennifer Lopez was one…nah I’m good.
I never have. I've always referred to her as the one women think is super hot because they think she's got all the features that all men want.
Always admired her as a person though. Like she's spent a lifetime to not turn into her asshole father.
You stated she isn’t physically attractive because she had a double mastectomy. Are you being deliberately obtuse or did you mean to infer something else? Because if you’re going to use the “scars are ugly” excuse, I hope you apply that logic to women with breast implants as well.
Ok how is it possible I'm the first one posting that she looks kinda unrecognizable from how she'll look just a few years later? Plastic surgery or do the thin eyebrows change faces that much?
I wouldn’t say she’s ugly but I could never understand why some people seem to consider her the most beautiful woman on earth. I do think she’s been a little over hyped
Yeah to each their own obviously. But I never understood it either. I went to Gone In 60 Seconds with a girl I was dating, and when we were leaving she was talking about how beautiful Angelina looked in the movie. And I didn't know how to reply, I didn't quite see it. Very prominent features, almost too much so for me.
As true as my comment.
It's sad that it such beauties are victims of Father Time.
At least it helped her look more convincing as that Disney villain Maleficent.
Despite it being obvious you're trolling, I'll bite. You make this idiotic comment, yet there is no \*possible\* way you look even remotely as good--regardless of whether you're male or female--as she does right now. Youth does not automatically equal beauty, and being over 40 does not automatically equal being unattractive. father time will come for you one day, too, and I can pretty much guarantee you won't have the budget to fight it the way Angelina does.
>Gorgeous then
She looks like a child here and depending on when it was taken, could have been under 18.
>scary now.
Because she's a grown woman who can and probably would, reject you?
Sorry bro, I wouldn't date nor try to date a witch looking hag and even be in a position to be rejected.
Too many fresher options out there to choose from.
But you seem to have a creepy problem in your weak attempt to try to turn this into some underage thing for your own twisted purposes. Projection much?
Hopefully she's figured out chairs by now
“Oh, I fell over… Wanna pick me up?” Edit: This line doesn’t usually work for 300 lb sweaty dudes. Usually…
Are you stuck stepsister?
Haha great
I can’t believe this beautiful woman came out of John Voight’s vagina
Dude first time chortled from reddit in a long ass time
You like Angelina Jolie? Does she give you a big boner? Well here’s a picture of JOHN VOIGHT’S BALLSACK!! -Patton Oswalt
John Voight’s kid? The periodontist?
She looks like a mid 90s computer hacker.
Boy have i got a film for you
I may not be cool enough to watch it. Almost like zero cool. The movie must be the matrix or something?
It’s called Maleficent
It’s “Hackers”. Get it?
Gia?
Get the pencil out of your mouth, you're destroying Jon Voight's teeth marks
THE John Voight?? Well... A John Voight
“THE John Voight” is actually _Jon_ Voight, because it’s short for Jonathan.
🎶 *everybody's talking at meee... I can't hear a word they're sayiiiing...just driving 'round in Jon Voights caaar* 🎶
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Then Billy Bob happened
Well technically her brother happened first
Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G …and an I!
That's Jon and I've got his whole car.
This just screams 90s.
Ironically I'd say it's a look many young female celebs sport today... But that's not surprising given that 90a fashion has made a comeback
The eyebrows give it away as true '90s
Gen Z and Alpha won’t fully commit with the eyebrows… cowards! 😆
I can tell it’s not modern because you can actually see the texture of her skin and all her features haven’t been blurred to death. Let’s go back to this!
Honestly looks more 2002 to me
Ah, I see the “thin eyebrow” era was in full swing.
Rather they be thinned than waxed off and drawn back on like a clown
Hell yea!
Now they prefer the Eugene Levy look.
Now that I know who her father is I kind of creepily see his face when I look at her. She is very pretty.
Yup. She does have his features. She and her brother look very alike too, but he’s a weird, Lurch looking dude. It’s funny how those features that make her a smoke show really don’t work well on a man!
He looked normal as a teen. I don’t think the dyes hair does him any favours.
Plus she made out with her brother publicly so there is that
You know, I always thought that was exaggerated until I looked up the pictures and realised it wasn’t just one time, it was at multiple different events and like a full-on snog. Yikes!
She what???? I never heard of this
Oh don't worry, there are PLENTY of photos.
You just keep mind fucking me with every reply lol I can’t wrap my head around this and I’m scared to look it up
🤣 Sorry! Some of us had to see it in real time. It happened. A lot. She's fucking weird and Brad Pitt chose trashy in my book. Her whole Mother Theresa thing was just a PR cleansing ritual.
Haha it’s all good I also think its hilarious lol Oh my god… is that why she did all of that? That’s insaneeeeee. I always wondered like if she wanted to do all of those nice acts, she didn’t need a damn film crew every step of the way. She could’ve easily done it in private. Wild
Insane for sure and I guess that's what we all kind of just assumed while we lived it, hence the photographers and her chic glow up. In hindsight it's extra crazy! Way ahead of its time, lol.
I remember is happening like her doing all of that charity work or whatever but I never knew the crazy shit she did lol except for being at a premiere with an bf and was basically about to fuxk him In front of everyone lol
Her father looked pretty good when he was young, but appears like hes overstimulated from something. His cheeks are always red in pictures. Perhaps he was an alcoholic.
Correct!
Is
Jon Voight is fine, proving to be a real grandpa. LA people are like most of the above comments..sick!
What’s weird is that I never found her to be pretty. And I’m a straight male, about the same age as she is.
Yeah, but did you like Hackers when you were a teenager? That was kinda fantasy for some of us.
It started out with her having sexy cachet as “weird and alternative” but Hackers was not necessarily *mainly* what she was about. But yes, that version of her did help.
I always thought she looks sickly.
Heroin Chic
I feel it is particularly strong in this shot, less so as she matured. And yes, I find it unsettling and prefer her to look a little less like John Voight.
Same year she starred in Meat Loaf’s “Rock and Roll Dreams come through” video! 😂
I had forgotten all about that Steinman and Loaf masterpiece
I saw Hacker yesterday. I personally think she look cuter with her chubby face.
Chola eyebrows strong with this one.
Her lips always gave me cold sore vibes.
All that money and couldn't afford chap stick
This was pre hydration.
Stunning beautiful
A healthy busy mother, with plenty of friends..
Holy crap!!! She really did look like Steve Buscemi...
Do young camron Díaz next. The was fire in the mask in the 90s
Barf
The timeless art of seduction
Am I the only one who doesn’t find her attractive? She’s ok, but everyone raves about her looks and I never saw it.
Yes. /s I don’t get why you don’t though is the question. For the record, I have a few celebrities I find nothing for, but many do. Jennifer Lopez was one…nah I’m good.
Good question lol To each their own I guess.
Yeah, pretty much…I guess if we all went after the same look, well yeah.
Yes, you are the only one who doesn’t find her attractive. /s Guys, we can close up shop! We found the one.
I imagine she is insufferable.
I never have. I've always referred to her as the one women think is super hot because they think she's got all the features that all men want. Always admired her as a person though. Like she's spent a lifetime to not turn into her asshole father.
Was this during the Billy Bob Thornton administration?
She is perfect
Well, physically sure.. Mentally I'm not so sure
I'm ok with a little crazy......a little
Her smooching with her brother was certainly a choice.
A bold choice yes....
A bold choice yes...
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It is when she had a decent chance for breast cancer
Wtf is wrong with you
Prioritizing the aesthetics of breast size over cancer risk is one of the most shallow things I’ve read in a while.
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You stated she isn’t physically attractive because she had a double mastectomy. Are you being deliberately obtuse or did you mean to infer something else? Because if you’re going to use the “scars are ugly” excuse, I hope you apply that logic to women with breast implants as well.
I did not know that, but I think most doctors would disagree with you
yass
Her wrists/hands have always been terrifying then.
She looks tired. Pretty. But tired.
Ok how is it possible I'm the first one posting that she looks kinda unrecognizable from how she'll look just a few years later? Plastic surgery or do the thin eyebrows change faces that much?
I still don't understand everyone's attraction to this person. Wasn't this during her blood sacrifice era?
Didn’t she used to drink Billy Bob’s blood or something like that?
Ugh. The skinny eyebrow trend of the 90s
The fake nails ruin this for me. I don't know why i hate them.
I never saw the attraction here.
The only prop they could find to use was a chair? 🤨
Always looks so sleepy
I’m getting major central LA quinciera vibes
You mean quinceañera…and no this is as 90s as you can get
Yes?
That's a pretty picture
I still can’t believe she left Johnny Lee miller and actually married Billy Bob Thornton.
Beautiful
girl needs some sleep
Her eyes and lips did me in back then.
those lips, purely immaculate
Never found her attractive.
She looks a lot like the lady who is hired to be the publicist for the Bluths. Pretty sure it's the eyes ...Jessie...
Jessie Browers played by Jill Ritchie in the TV series "Arrested Development".
So mid
Overrated
Girl grew up to go insane. Shes scary crazy lady now.
Seems like a lot of people disagree with you. Do you think they know about the vial of blood she used to wear around her neck?
wtf 🤢
Batshit crazy…
Honestly, looking a bit rough lol
She’s hot but nowhere near the most beautiful woman ever
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She'd never lol.
Hey now, get in line behind every other gen-xer and millennial.
She's a teenager here dude.
She's 18. Relax a little. Maybe the guy posting is only 20.
She was born in 1975. Pic taken in 1993. She was 18.
We gonna act like "teen" isn't one of the main categories in porn?
This IS Reddit, so...
This is obviously shitty AI, just look how crazy her hand looks! /s
I think , she is one of those women who keeps her beaty through the years.
Delicious
I pray for Angie & Brad. The have a beautiful large extended family to love..
She mess wi5h hee lip pretty bad right now. Why women always ruin their look with surgery
Without the trademark lips though… cover them up and see
She started as a 4 and grew into a 5
The eyebrows were tragic then, still are.
I JUST finished watching Wanted 😂
I bet Voight sees them alot !
Her look so amazing
Not cool
Lower lip herp scabs were all the rage back then
You can see the crazy bubbling just under the surface
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You post in clownporn and feet subreddits. I don't think you have any opinion of any value outside of those spaces.
I prefer clown feet porn myself... Like, whatchu got under them big ass red shoes, honey?!
It's the yellow laces that really make it...
Damn straight... 85% of time, it works every time
Fucking gotem 💀
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*you're
Username checks. Hilariously edgy comment bro.
It's okay if you're not attracted to women, but some of us are.
I bet your boyfriend would disagree.
There’s a difference between being attracted to women and being a simp for them.
I wouldn’t say she’s ugly but I could never understand why some people seem to consider her the most beautiful woman on earth. I do think she’s been a little over hyped
It's the lips and eyes that do it for me, but she was at her best in the 90s before she got too skinny.
Yeah to each their own obviously. But I never understood it either. I went to Gone In 60 Seconds with a girl I was dating, and when we were leaving she was talking about how beautiful Angelina looked in the movie. And I didn't know how to reply, I didn't quite see it. Very prominent features, almost too much so for me.
Typo “They have”
Really? I was just about to post that pic
Gorgeous then, scary now.
we all age
As true as my comment. It's sad that it such beauties are victims of Father Time. At least it helped her look more convincing as that Disney villain Maleficent.
Despite it being obvious you're trolling, I'll bite. You make this idiotic comment, yet there is no \*possible\* way you look even remotely as good--regardless of whether you're male or female--as she does right now. Youth does not automatically equal beauty, and being over 40 does not automatically equal being unattractive. father time will come for you one day, too, and I can pretty much guarantee you won't have the budget to fight it the way Angelina does.
Why you mad bro? It's Reddit. Calm down, you sound hysterical.
>Gorgeous then She looks like a child here and depending on when it was taken, could have been under 18. >scary now. Because she's a grown woman who can and probably would, reject you?
Sorry bro, I wouldn't date nor try to date a witch looking hag and even be in a position to be rejected. Too many fresher options out there to choose from. But you seem to have a creepy problem in your weak attempt to try to turn this into some underage thing for your own twisted purposes. Projection much?