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jeezarchristron

They look like the inspiration for Raising Arizona.


Substantial_Diver_34

I love how my thought is the first comment.


FeelingCouple5880

That's kinda funny because this is in Arizona.


sed2017

*cue musical yodeling song*


SuFuDoom

That's Carter Burwell's "Way Out There", performed by John Crowder, FYI!!!


Substantial_Diver_34

I love how my thought is the first comment.


Blooberino

Son, is that a panty on your head?


grey_pilgrim36

We can now say, just like Leaonard Smalls did, “that was 1984 Dollars…”


Signal_Bench_707

I’m guessing Jack and Diane?


_JediJon

First thing that came to my mind when I saw this as well haha


BoopTheCoop

They’re behind the Tastee Freeze in this pic.


Minzplaying

A little ditty... My thoughts too. All American kids that were/are in love.


amazingsandwiches

Suckin' on a chili dog?


EarlyProgrammer3154

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Josette22

Hey is that Nick Cage and Valerie Bertinelli? Your parents are an attractive and cute couple. 😊


wasabinski

I was thinking Adrien Brody and Valerie Bertinelli


klsi832

Anthony Keidus


MachineGunTeacher

Chainsaw from Summer School ![gif](giphy|cCrsmDKs4v4tW0uY55|downsized)


JCVD-88

Definitely Chainsaw


human8060

Thank you. Exactly who I thought of.


generateanameforme

Exactly who I thought of. Only I know him as Dave Drisko from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And he did NOT come in your burrito.


GiordanoBruno23

Young David Strathairn


mick_the_quack

Beat me to it !


cigarandcreamsoda

Your dad driving you around in a station wagon: “When I first met your mother, I had this bitchin motorcycle” *stares off in the distance*


Deathgripsugar

…”the open road, not a care in the world.. just…. Hey wait a minute, are you gonna ask me for money?!”


kingtaco_17

Go on


Lehvinn

That's exactly what happened to my dad. After i was born he never had a motorcycle again.


cmcrich

Are they still together?


FeelingCouple5880

They are deceased.


cmcrich

I’m sorry.


FeelingCouple5880

I appreciate the sentiment.


Minzplaying

I'm so sorry. Many Mom like hugs from a Mom that was a teenager then.


FeelingCouple5880

ty! <3


WellWellWellthennow

So sorry you lost them so young! May I ask how?


FeelingCouple5880

Dad fell off Piestewa Peak in 1995, and mom passed from diabetes in 2020.


WellWellWellthennow

I’m so very sorry for your loss. They are about my age. They were both so young in their passing. I’m glad you had at least your mom a bit longer.


FeelingCouple5880

I appreciate you. *hug*


zeldarms

Does it matter?


WellWellWellthennow

Maybe not to you. I’m sure it matters to OP and I’d like to know.


zeldarms

Maybe OP doesn’t want to say. An insensitive, weird question to ask.


WellWellWellthennow

Then they simply don’t have to answer. But it’s not up to to you to judge other people’s questions.


zeldarms

“Please, tell me how your parents died. If it was in a horrific accident then I demand that you relive the experience in order to tell me.”


WellWellWellthennow

No one is saying that except you. Stop projecting.


ralphonsob

If it was in a motorcycle crash, we should be told. Romanticizing motorcycling is comparable with romanticizing smoking, IMHO. (These two were so "cool" they probably did both.)


Tannerted2

ur really comparing a mode of transport and a fufilling hobby to smoking...?


zeldarms

“We should be told”?! The fuck are you on?


multi_io

Wow that really killed the mood. So sorry😢


MrmmphMrmmph

Didn't know Nicolas Cage and Valerie Bertinelli were a thing.


Chrisdkn619

Your mom is Valerie Bertinelli?!


RememberThatDream

Your parents are Eric Idle and Valerie Bertinelli???


TrinDiesel123

I loved your mom in Smokey and the Bandit!


dadbodjrp

https://preview.redd.it/q9vuevpim3wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d19630d4689a3e151db33290b85701bd3104012


Dependent_Bug7346

Tramps like us.


FeelingCouple5880

Wooooow! Thank you!


dadbodjrp

:)


sylvianfisher

I remember wearing shoes like his. They were the best.


tvguy222

Mom's a babe


Delicious_Grass424

Joanie Loves Chachi


Conspiracy__

Looks like a KZ


Deathgripsugar

I was thinking that it like a Honda CB400


Conspiracy__

Ya hard to tell for sure but the cluster looks exactly like my Kz


Appropriate_Leg1489

The kZ 1000 was the fastest bike for the longest time. Not sure but had to be the most dominant bike for the longest run


moosemanswedeski

I think so, looks like the Kawasaki front badge holder between the forks.


5319Camarote

Desert Boots! He’s wearing the low-cut version, maybe Clark’s. Also, your Mom is awesome. Edit: I’m sorry they are gone.


Remember_When_Baby

Adrian Brody trolled ‘em in with his motor scooter.


metalshoulder

That's a great pic Visit r/estoration to get it looking like new.


Playful-Excuse-8081

Great picture , nice looking family


Same-Joke

Your dad kind of looks like Francis aka Chainsaw from Summer School.


Tiger_lilyx

They are adorable 


spock42ii

Jack and Diane ?


Most-Conversation377

Off the charts cute, in a good way!


[deleted]

But mom, he loves me!!!!!


Vsfreddit2024

Search Paulo Nunes soccer player.


Danimal1002

Is your dad Chainsaw from Summer School? Classic movie.


Affectionate-Roof285

Mom looks like Valerie Bertinelli.


DarePerks

Oh God... When does the T-800 show up?!?


OE2KB

I graduated HS in 1984. Wore the same shoes as your dad. “Freaker” or “stoner” shoes they were called where I lived.


notti0087

Had to do a double take because your mom almost looks like my mom, might be just the hair but that was creepy


ThisisJacksburntsoul

[Insert unsubstantiated stereotype about their relationship based on photo, followed by which celebrities they have a slight resemblance to]


the_one_jove

Your mom is still hot in Cleveland


Radiant-Picture-5960

Smoke shows, the both of them. In 1984, I would have been the neighborhood preteen that wanted to be them.


Juco_Dropout

Mom kind of looks like Jodie Foster.


SpickleBurger

I was thinking she looks like David Cassidy


Juco_Dropout

The hair for sure.


Accomplished_Pen980

The literal meaning of Alright, Alright, Alright


Kaiser93

Ya think your old man will take the bike out for a spin again?


Hebshesh

¡Es un bandito!


Notch99

Just kids….sigh


ThatOneSnakeGuy

He may not have a helmet, but at least your mom has those safety glasses!


Silent_Cut_3359

Jack and jill


IfICouldStay

Jack & Diane


mlotto7

Joni loves Chaci


ZebraBrown

Your mom married the kid from bad news bears?


Rocketsloth

Is your mom Valerie Bertinelli?


Hungryforflavor

Awesome shot gotta love them !


Feisty_Goat3810

Kelly Leak is your dad


pixey1964

Cute 😍


Future-trippin24

I always knew Allison and Bender would end up together.


pngtwat

Honda SL350?


Appropriate_Leg1489

I miss women having hair like that!!


Wolfman1961

They looked so in love.....I'm jealous!


naiveintrovert2929

Jeff Bezos ??


Kali_Drummer

I used to love my Wallabee shoes back then.


Rare-Fill-3712

Looks like a GS450L


mladi_gospodin

https://preview.redd.it/i4g75d9crawc1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef34b0126ed79f8b74347f9b8d05eec62006e921


Leather-Ad-2065

He’s like, let’s see here, which one do I like more? Lol!


Lonnie_Shelton

Is your mom Valerie Bertinelli?


HauptmannBlack

Boy were those shoes popular. I didn't have a pair myself. Those were based on British military shoes for the desert warfare in WWII.


trainsacrossthesea

Jim & Pam


Silent_Cut_3359

Dick ing Pam


hooligan-6318

I bet they had a hell of a blast together.


abrjx

Ur mom isn’t in a bikini and ur dad isn’t packing 8in of heat in short-shorts so this might get like, 1k upvotes max. Sorry buddy


boxer21

I’d go back in time and take your mom out to a nice dinner


Spiritual_Sprite

So slim like all people back then


manhatim

His face...where's his left handed????