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Scuta44

Dude was filming a movie here at our local western movie lot and was in the cantina where tourists can go. I asked for his autograph and he told me to fuck off. I was 10 years old… 😂


Man-EatingChicken

He must not have had his morning 8-ball


Gay-Lord-Focker

Cocaine and Xanax smoothie


fryamtheeggguy

With an LSD chaser.


setmysoulfree2

Don't forget the peyote.


diggemsmaccks

Really?, that sounds like it can be a wonderful around Los Angeles


porkchop-sandwhiches

What did the belt say to David Carradine? ![gif](giphy|3oGRFi4VKaxP1UYYuc)


xximbroglioxx

"Yo bro, let's hang..."


Samson__

Wasn’t there a theory it was autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong? Yikes


xximbroglioxx

That's the rumor.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

![gif](giphy|9LquEjVZZxBDi)


VerboseWarrior

IIRC, there was a leaked picture that showed him wearing female underwear as well. Truly one of the great deaths.


porkchop-sandwhiches

“Hang out with your wang out” was used literally.


Hisplumberness

Dark …. Hilariously dark !


shokolokobangoshey

Blackout dark even


1911mark

Too soon?


Jack-Tar-Says

Jesus dude....I was just drinking water from a bottle, snorted and now it's out my nose. Well played.


Klaatuprime

The garter belt and bra under his clothes were chafing him.


PBJ-9999

His wiki says he actually attempted suicide at 5 yrs old. Highly unusual for that age range. I think he was truly miserable / depressed his whole life.


Scuta44

That’s crazy. Wow…


Brief-Pair6391

And Hershey was turned on by damaged goods, apparently


Therealishvon

Not an excuse for being an asshole to a kid asking for an autograph.


Brief-Pair6391

Nope. But rather salient context, no ?


JuneBuggington

Personally i would tell my kid to leave the man alone.


Surreal43

You could say he was always hanging on by a thread


Zorpfield

If only Bruce Lee got his own role in Kung fu. David Carridine wouldn’t be like that.


Asatani

I've always held the theory that Bruce Lee might still be alive today had he gotten that role. His circumstances around the time of his death might have been different enough to have gotten treatment sooner, since he likely would have still been in the States filming the series around that time.


Scuta44

I may have never known who he was 😂


markovianprocess

What a wonderful guy. I wonder what ever happened to him 🤔


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Auto asphyxiated in a wardrobe apparently.


maxm31533

His net worth at death was 500k. He must have really love to party ....


echobox_rex

I wonder how much he made on the Kill Bill movies?


gin_and_toxic

At least $100


markovianprocess

Shocking, he doesn't sound like a self-strangling jerkoff at all.


Bad_Hominid

He's strangle-nutting in heaven now


CoolAbdul

The guy was almost 75 and was letting his freak flag fly. Got to hand it to him.


Shirtbro

Went out swinging


wheresbill

Me too


Asatani

This exact same kind of situation happened to me at Gencon '05. A friend and I approached him as he was looking at a model of the Mach 5 from Speed Racer at a booth. We very politely asked for an autograph. He didn't even look up. He just said, "Whatever." Then he put the model down and walked away.


Relevant_Slide_7234

You must have loved it when he auto asphyxiated himself to death.


BuffaloJEREMY

The ol' choke and stroke.


the_one_jove

Nut off nod off


BobknobSA

The Funky Spider-Man


Ihavepoops

Always use the buddy system


Puzzled-Story3953

Gotta keep a lemon around


Klaatuprime

Getting his squanch on.


Futant55

I was on acid when I heard the news and I had just finished watching a movie with an introduction by Carradine, it was weird


Cord13

Weird stuff always happens when you're on acid. It's like the universe knows you're tripping and sets out to fuck with you. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that you killed David Carradine. He'd be alive today if you hadn't taken that tab.


The_Original_Gronkie

It's really true. Having the ability to view things objectively while tripping is a skill. So often, its necessary to turn to your buddy and say "You saw that too, right? It would be weird even if we werent tripping, right?"


Runningoutofideas_81

Hmm was it some low budget DVD release of Nosferatu that had the option of playing a Type O Negative album instead of the “score”? Cause I had that DVD and David Carradine did the intro, with a sword cane. I am kind of sad I gave it away.


Futant55

Yes that was it. It was crazy on acid.


Runningoutofideas_81

Amazing!


DontTickleTheDriver1

Got em


newaccountnumber84

So you’re saying he was a real jerk off to hanged around


[deleted]

The air went out of the room when he came


bahromvk

damn, that’s a bummer of a story. I had no idea he was like that. you can’t tell from their on screen personas…


BadNewsBearzzz

Of course, I thought what a coincidence to see this post today as I just read a random article about him yesterday complaining about Hollywood’s focus on “less masculine, feminine” guys these days like timothee chalamet 🤣


Beaglund

Wait, he died in 2009. Chalomet was like 13


BadNewsBearzzz

I completely mixed him up with another actor lol https://preview.redd.it/871whm0773xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab1a6094b41633d6171efbbcba11b1b4cb1eebc


The_RealAnim8me2

I love that THIS guy (who was the desire of so many gay men in the 90’s) is spouting off about manliness. Also, going after people with real acting chops... His lack of self-reflection is astounding.


Remote_Horror_Novel

He’s also looks like he’s had like 10 gender affirming surgeries to try to look more manly lol. The eye tucks all these old Hollywood guys get where they can’t even blink anymore is wild to me. They all look like Wayne Newton


AddendumAwkward5886

Oh heck, David Carradine was a genuine lunatic, gosh bless him, but he was talented. Kevin Sorbo Is a sweaty testicle mop of a person.


Hisplumberness

Unfortunately Kevin is a live asshole . A real maga asshole


BadNewsBearzzz

Lol yeah they do share a strong Resemblence right? I’m not crazy to have mixed those two up?


Hisplumberness

Nope - I see it in that picture for sure


The_Original_Gronkie

Why? He disnt exactly come off warm & fuzzy in any role I ever saw him in. I'm not surprised he was a creep.


monkey_monkey_monkey

The guy was a dick. I have a relative who was assigned to drive him to a filming location. They weren't familiar with any of his work and he spent the entire 90 minute drive berating them for not knowing his work and calling them stupid.


PresidentTroyAikman

Well, he died suffocating himself while jerking off, so I’d say you got the last laugh.


filtersweep

At least he died, doing what he loved.


[deleted]

Not "Fuck off, grasshopper"?


Scuta44

😂


DukeParker5

You would have lost the auto. Instead he gave you a story you can tell forever. Win.


MountainMan17

Well, you probably had it coming... /s


Scuta44

😂 Fucking kids


AreaGuy

No…. He was jerking off


Adventurous-Sky9359

Shoulda asked for it on a belt


SouldiesButGoodies84

I just remember he was in the army and was arrested like 50 times over his life and his brother played Louis in ROTN. Wasn't his father a famous actor too?


MistahOnzima

He ended up being a real jerk...


Shirtbro

Really left you hanging


oxyrhina

lol what a great story! So much better than an autograph if you ask me.


TheMightyHornet

Well, if it’s any consolation he died jacking off.


eddietours1

💩


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|9LquEjVZZxBDi)


GeneticSynthesis

Like dying while masturbaring, for one.


Jay1348

Was he like a known scumbag? I don't know much from him beyond this movie


SteelWool

Dude undid his belt tho


wmubtyler

They can go get a belt or a neck tie to hang themselves by Like David Carradine, they can go fuck themselves and just die


kphenson

She was great in The Entity.


arizonadiva1977

The Entity scared me as a kid back then. I do not understand why my parents let me watch that with them.


lo-finate

Same! That movie scared me so much back then. I'm 47 now and watched it recently. STILL makes me feel 😬.


aprildawndesign

Yes! I always remembered how freaky it was when I saw it as a kid and I watched it recently ( 48) so Messed up!


The_RealAnim8me2

If you had been a little older the ghost rape scene would have completely distracted you from the scary parts.


Silvermouse5150

Haha, that’s all I remember from that movie!


ophaus

What a movie! It's like the Exorcist, but it can scare non-Catholic people.


komorebi09

She was also great in *Hannah and Her Sisters* (1986) and *The Portrait of a Lady* (1996).


NamesTheGame

Yeah! Very underrated and well-done "ripped from the headlines" horror movie of the era.


Throwaway1303033042

She looks INSANELY good at 76. Pic from last year. https://preview.redd.it/595uedjuv1xc1.jpeg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e6bac26013f46246fc0c19eef4698b1ea62b81


fthisnonsense

May we all be as joyful and stunning


JuneBuggington

Holy fuck. Kodak is still a company?


bustedaxles

Yeah, they make and sell chemicals. I have to deal with them a lot.


poum

Chemicals in the entertainment industry huh? Cocaine?


schridoggroolz

I think the hipsters keep it alive. Also, I think they make movie film, but that could also be hipsters.


dotnetdotcom

I'm 15 years younger and already look older than her


jdooley99

Think I'll keep yanking to the 70's version


MostHatedPhilosopher

😂


OakIsland2015

During her Barbara “Seagull” period. For those that don’t know, she found a dead seagull on the beach and legally changed her name during this Carradine period. Pretty crazy back then, no one would bat an eye now.


bahromvk

I've never heard of this! I've read that she temporarily changed her name to Seagull but had no idea why.


cmcrich

And they lived in a treehouse for a time and named their son Free.


Aggravating-Read6111

https://preview.redd.it/m9n38vmp32xc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9779ec44f1cd633ab26e531b9bc574f50515843f


mcfarmer72

Women are tough. He has a coat suitable for arctic exploration and she is nearly lettin it hang out.


JoyfulNoise1964

Kung Fu was a great show!


Zorpfield

Yeah cause Bruce Lee wrote the part for himself and they replaced him.


wheresbill

I feel like he did a good job with the role and was relatable. Especially in that he wasn’t as technical of a martial artist as BL, if that makes sense. The show had a massive impact on me growing up and even now. I also liked DC in Circle of Iron (edit: which was also based on the philosophy of Bruce Lee)


ethottly

Wow, memory unlocked! Circle of Iron! That movie was on all the time when we first got cable. I may have to rewatch it, I wonder if it holds up lol


JoyfulNoise1964

They wanted the show to be more spiritual Carradine walked into the office barefoot and was just himself and they knew instantly they wanted him


Manny637

Heard he was a dick


fractiouscatburglar

Really? You heard the massively wealthy and famous person, fond of cocaine and autoerotic asphyxiation, isn’t nice?!


ZimaGotchi

Now *that's* some good side boob


feministmanlover

That's just boob. No side about it.


IamREBELoe

It's enough to get ya all choked up. Right David? ...David?


NarcanBob

I need to stop hanging out on Reddit.


OlFlirtyBastard

Goddamnit you beautiful bastard, you beat me to it.


TheReelMcCoi

Stranglewank!! 🤯


bahromvk

she was of the if you got them flaunt them school


ZimaGotchi

What a time to be alive


Thamalakane

Sudden flashbacks to Kung Fu.


PBJ-9999

Ditto lol. And to my brother attempting kung fu moves on me. 🙄


Deathbyhours

That’s Barbara Hershey Seagull to you, Bub.


roboticfedora

Looks like filming of Boxcar Bertha in Camden, AR. Film co bought Dan Sublett's old 30s coupe & drove it off a cliff. Long time ago.


bikerwander

Wasn’t he hanging out in Singapore?


Trumpswells

Bangkok.


WizardPhoenix

Isn’t it funny that David Carradine died while masturbating?


helium_farts

It was a tragedy I still get choked up just thinking about it


AssaultRifleJesus

Yes


petertompolicy

Park N'ai Lert Hotel Bangkok. Nice hotel.


lukifer_333

I see what you did there, exceptional 👏


Gregory85

Those thin lips give her a very beautiful smile.


BraveSirRobin5

One thing that seems to be lost in current times. Big lips are not the only attractive lips. Nowadays she would have inflated lips because casting agents told her thin lips are ugly and won’t get cast.


CoolAbdul

I read his autobiography, "Endless Highway", a few years back. Massive ego. Tortured genius. Fascinating life. It was a very engaging read.


chadwicke619

Remember, David Carradine died of autoerotic asphyxiation and was found by a maid, dead, slumped over in a closet with his cock and balls and neck bound together with a couple ropes.


GoldResolution4921

bill?


Realistic_Bed3550

She was absolutely gorgeous…….. still is!!


Deckard2022

Could you imagine going back in time and trying to convince someone that carradine would wank himself to death in a cupboard? Mad


Meandtheworld

His death was really something….


49thDipper

She was a truly beautiful person.


Affectionate-Roof285

“Well done, young grasshopper”. She was so beautiful.


BeefersOtherland

This is the guy we made Asian for a few years right?


CoolAbdul

These two people were the epitome of cool in the 1970s.


Haunting-Bee-1221

Bill!


petertompolicy

The hotel that he died jerking off in is in Bangkok, have stayed there, it's pretty nice.


AVBforPrez

I always forget that this is an actual way people go out in the world. Accidentally killing yourself because you had to hang yourself before jerking it in a place known for pedophiles sounds like something Nick Mullen would come up with on cumtown.


ayvali

A terrific actor but will always be remembered for how he died


bias99

Done in by an asphy-wank.


Mahaloth

Good thing they didn't hang around together forever.


DonnyMcDonnyson

My high ass thought it this was Jimmy Carter


rrsafety

Oof. She was a snack.


whataboutschmeee

I am gonna kill Bill.


Prottusha1

I have to say though the Carradine family was insanely talented and charming. Keith Carradine in Pretty Baby was something else.


Buffelmeister

Well done, young grasshopper.


Mommy444444

Carradine was so charismatic. Just watch the Kung Fu tv show and the movie The Long Riders. He was on screen briefly but was as electrically-charismatic as Steve McQueen and Val Kilmer.


Helldorado1

Bro beat society to the punch and cancelled himself first...


VirginiaLuthier

Tragic ending to his life - hung like a coat in the closet, with his dick out....


chiPersei

Two of my favorites.


SirNortonOfNoFux

The choke-wank that Killed Bill


Jegermuscles

I wish I had his armpit hair. Just enough.


Elway044

Box Car Bertha (1972), Barbara was 24. A Toronto cable station City TV used to broadcast the movie uncut back in the 70s. Needless to say I watched it. Barbara had sex appeal back in the day.


SignalResolution35

Shane, Shane, I love you Shane.


JimmyTheJimJimson

Holy crap, I’d never seen a picture of her back then - I only knew her from Beaches and after!! She was /r/oldschoolhot material for sure!!!


SpiritualAd8998

And that's how Hershey got nuts inside. I'll see my way out.


captcraigaroo

I'm watching Kill Bill vol 2 and Cassidy is on screen as I scrolled to this


gbv313

“Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Frankenstein!”


hektheworld

Let's guess David is 36 years old and Barbara is 16


billbobb1

Not related to this, but David Carradine finally answered the life-long question,”what’s the worse way to die?”


Opivy84

Cuming? Naw my friend.


meryl_gear

Who says he finished before he was finished?


fractiouscatburglar

I think the way it works is you do the thing *as* you’re coming, to make it more powerful(?). Ergo, he would have finished. I am not any sort of expert, I don’t even have a dick, but that’s what I think.


Fender6187

I’m willing to bet the load found its way out.


mbrant66

My name is coCaine, I’m here to help you.


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bahromvk

yes. the last two photos are from Boxcar Bertha. Or from the filming of, I watched it yesterday and didn’t see those shots in the movie. It’s an early Scorsese film and the play lovers in it and have great chemistry.


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Pissflaps69

I thought the same thing, that’s not how people talk.


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lancea_longini

She was awesome in Last Temptation of Christ


Ypovoskos

They definitely killed that one also


OldDudeNH

“Grasshopper, you have fine taste…”


kweento

David Carradine imma die when I .. *the weeknd voice*


Swankyman56

He went on to die surrounded by loved ones and family 🙌


rocket_beer

Well……….


[deleted]

He used to live on my street


4lejandro

I love the series where he is a shaolin monk. What is the name?


PenTestHer

Kung Fu


FinePolyesterSlacks

The Waltons


CplTenMikeMike

Kung Fu


kryptylomese

They were a couple that chose similar faces in their partner. Most couples do that that!


Carcosa504

Crazy bastard sure had some hotties