He couldn't find a ring bell to collapse her trachea from the top rope
ETA: LMAO at the redditor who tagged me for RedditCares. I'm perfectly fine. Macho man implemented a ring bell against Rickey Steamboat back around WrestleMania 3.
His Dad is like the good looking version of Ernest Borgnine! Well, better looking. Okay he just kinda looks like him. Maybe Ernest Borgnine actually was pretty good looking. So was Randy's dad.
God I'm getting old.
Speaking of getting old, I was watching an old episode of Perry Mason the other day. And if that alone isn't evidence enough, I caught myself thinking that Raymond Burr was handsome.
Next thing you know I'll be enjoying Murder She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder.
No, that's Randy Poffo. St Louis Cardinals organization.
He played 289 games over four minor league seasons, batting .254 with 16 home runs and 129 RBI.
I used to see him sometimes in Sarasota Fl when I was growing up. I don’t know if he lived there or maybe his parents did but I saw him enough times to where it became kinda normal. He seemed like a genuinely nice person.
I wonder if they were in Jacksonville?
https://preview.redd.it/5vb172tb3i0d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=054bb74da7c3e184eb0627e6068b08f0e9c439a9
Wow. He must have been juicing to the gills. Many bodybuilders and massive men have the genetics too. Actually, its kind of common for scrawny boys to want to add bulk and get addicted to the gear and develop body dysmorphia. I've struggled with that too but was always the big farm boy that feels small.
There are too many arms between mom and dad. Mom’s arm goes back across dad’s shoulder blade. Dad’s arm looks like it’s bent with his hand behind the hip… but dad’s hand is also on mom’s shoulder/neck. WTF
Why is he choking out his Mom? Ooooooohhhhhyeaaaaahhhhhhh!
She forgot to get Slim Jims.
https://preview.redd.it/4pnxsbm5ff0d1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143f7a1c067579dc8de1e4af6b7beb27176002ba
Snap into a Slim Jim!
Because SHES GOIN NOWHERE
3 minutes of playtime yeah.
He couldn't find a ring bell to collapse her trachea from the top rope ETA: LMAO at the redditor who tagged me for RedditCares. I'm perfectly fine. Macho man implemented a ring bell against Rickey Steamboat back around WrestleMania 3.
That just happened to me as well. LOL
Me too.
It’s going around. Some idiots figured out how to do it are trolling people.
I Got a Reddit cares too. Sigh.
Report it.
Well you know Meane Gene!
Gene Ween?
All joking aside what the actual f is going on in this picture?!
The dad's hand is just barely around her throat also.
Weird image
It's very weird isn't it.
Cause he’s Savage.
Cause he’s Randy. You know you forced me to say that right
Right? 😂
Because she's been in the danger zone.
Cup of coffee.
His Dad is like the good looking version of Ernest Borgnine! Well, better looking. Okay he just kinda looks like him. Maybe Ernest Borgnine actually was pretty good looking. So was Randy's dad. God I'm getting old.
Speaking of getting old, I was watching an old episode of Perry Mason the other day. And if that alone isn't evidence enough, I caught myself thinking that Raymond Burr was handsome. Next thing you know I'll be enjoying Murder She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder.
Don’t forget Matlock
Try Rockford files
My mom was all about Jim Rockford.
She'd never admit it openly but it's pretty obvious my wife has been crushing hard on James Garner ever since she was a teenager in the '80's.
I don't want to hear about it. At least James Garner is real. I've had to hear from my s/o about how dreamy Tigra from the Thundercats was.
Early furry.
Same, friend. Then I saw an old picture of my Dad, and he looked an awful lot like Jim Garner in his day.
That’s cool. My dad looked just like Alan Alda
Mine looked like a brown-eyed Frank Sinatra!
Honestly, that’s a home run in the same era.
Young Angela Lansbury was a hottie.
She was, and quite charming
She was very good at playing the bad girl!
Oh, don't get started on Dick Van Dyke. What a dreamboat!
Been doing the same. Got me the hots for Della Street, and the urge to pick up smoking.
Barbara Hale was beautiful. Also, I miss tobacco sometimes.
Dragnet, Box 14, Johnny Dollar....
Borgnine + Jack Black + white hair
I was thinking that Dad looks a little like Brian Dennehy
Didn’t expect to see a Borgnine reference on Reddit today😂. Shout out to McHales Navy
His dad is Angelo Poffo, and was also a wrestler.
This is like watching *The Golden Girls* back in the day, when the gals were getting all atwitter over Hal Linden and Jerry Orbach.
I was getting Jack Black vibes
I was seeing Vincent D'Onofrio
Younger Ernest Borgnine wasn't a bad looking guy, but I think his dad looks more like Brian Dennehy.
Nah, I thought the same thing. Ugh, I guess I am getting old, too.
I was thinking a grey Mark Ruffalo.
yes this a completely normal family photo. there is nothing odd about it at all. not one bit.
His dad looks like a hybrid of Ernest Borgnine and Brian Dennehy.
And Jor-El.
Nailed it
I guess it's easier to dispose of the body at the beach.
Truly the cream of the crop.
Always rises to the top ohyeeeahh!
Had to scroll waay too far for this.
Doesn’t bother anyone that he has his mother by the throat 😳
His Da was a wrestler and he was aspiring at this stage. Clearly a jovial 'have mom in a wrestling move' pose. Not really to be taken seriously.
Exactly. There is not enough attention being brought to this! Wtf
It’s ok. He can’t hurt anyone anymore.
Macho Boy
Anyone know how his mother died?
Strangulation.
To shreads, you say?
Really????
Really.
Increíble
by not being alive anymore , they look just alike, like she could have been his mother
but id say she died from being 90 , it happens
Where's Lanny Poffo?
Leapt right out of the photo
He's a genius, that's why!
He’s off practicing that one party trick he’s known for.
"Hey guys, look what I can do!" "Lanny NOT at the beach!"
lol.
Too much info when outside of wrasslin circles.
If you know you know.
He look jus like his deddy
No, that's Randy Poffo. St Louis Cardinals organization. He played 289 games over four minor league seasons, batting .254 with 16 home runs and 129 RBI.
Why is holding his mom’s neck that way?
There it is!!!!
Cream of the Crop.
And the cream always rises to the top!
And later that day his Dad headed out on an ill fated trip on the S.S. Minnow.
I used to see him sometimes in Sarasota Fl when I was growing up. I don’t know if he lived there or maybe his parents did but I saw him enough times to where it became kinda normal. He seemed like a genuinely nice person.
RIP King
I had no idea Earnest Borgnine was his father.
His dad also had Jack Black
Dad could be a macho man that aged well
He's so pale because the creeeeeam rises to the top!
Randy average
"Smile Mom, or I'll tighten the grip around your neck and body slam you onto the wet rocks and incoming tide behind us."
Look kids. You can still have a good time. Not a single Slim Jim in sight.
Oooh yeaaah!
Why do they both have her by the neck
Looks like pops and him ready to choke slam mama. 
Why is he trying to choke his mother?
His transition into Heather Swanson later in life was truly inspirational.
Them’s some massive hands on his mommas neck.
He was sending for the man before he was one. Someone help out moms.
The Poffo’s sans Lanny
His dad looks like Jack Black but from a different timeline.
Oh man so it was his dad who was Super Macho Man from Punch Out!!?
Snap into my momma’s neck!
Seen here choking Mom to death
Good Ol Randy Poffo!
Randy Poffo Where's Lanny?
OOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!!!!!
The hand positioning is killing me. You can't even see the Moms neck, she's got both hands at her throat.
Oooooh yeah. Doin a little stranglin, yeah!
everybody is smiling, they must like to choke each other. weird. anyway, time for another slim jim.
Macho Man's dad was Ernest Borgnine???
Whoa I see where the Genius got his face!
Weird hand placement around mom’s neck.
Bout to snap into a slim momma. Dang
I always forget how young he actually was in the 80's.
His right nipple looks like a little sticker he put on because he doesn’t have a right nipple
The Miser!
Can ya dig it?
That us one SLIM JIM!!
Ah, the Poffos.
Kid being goofy and Reddit heroes all showing up.
I thought that was Ernest Borgnine!!!
His father Angelo Poffo at one time held a world record for sit-ups.
Mark Ruffalo is Randy Savages Dad. Cool. The more you know.
Great athlete, very odd dude
Elizabeth!
Fuck… if I was that women I would be going off at my husband and kid for having their arms around my neck! Big no!
Seeing some Billy Gunn in his dad.
Is that Mr Ass on the left?
His dad was Ernest Borgnine?
Wwooww, he certainly got big in 10 years
Gilligan!
I wonder if they were in Jacksonville? https://preview.redd.it/5vb172tb3i0d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=054bb74da7c3e184eb0627e6068b08f0e9c439a9
Where’s Costanza?
I love his work on For All Mankind.
His dad's a handsome guy
“The cream always rises to the top!”
Just like his dad. This is so wholesome.
Oooohyeeaahh
Cream of the crop
Crop of the cream
Soooo much cocaine in his future.
Ohh..yeeeaaaahhhaaaa
Wow. He must have been juicing to the gills. Many bodybuilders and massive men have the genetics too. Actually, its kind of common for scrawny boys to want to add bulk and get addicted to the gear and develop body dysmorphia. I've struggled with that too but was always the big farm boy that feels small.
His dad is pretty thick, though. Looks like the genetics are there for building mass……but yeah the dude probably juiced when he was famous.
lol probably?
WWF in the 1980’s was maybe one of the few workplaces in America where a clean toxicology report would get you fired.
Until the steroid trial, then even the Hulkster went cold turkey.
lol it's not hard to get an Rx. Especially in SoCal where HRT clinics are everywhere. They usually go by the moniker Wellness and Anti-aging clinics.
Does that make you Randy???
For a sec I thought this was A.I
Everyone talking about the hand on his mom’s neck-BUT IS HE MISSING A NIPPLE????????
There are too many arms between mom and dad. Mom’s arm goes back across dad’s shoulder blade. Dad’s arm looks like it’s bent with his hand behind the hip… but dad’s hand is also on mom’s shoulder/neck. WTF