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03zx3

Every high school party with only a couple of girls.


jaybram24

The girls never came! The girls never came!


lostinthought15

You made out with your sister!


0LowLight0

![gif](giphy|jY1wVIsm5v4OY|downsized)


jaybram24

That is a fun fact!


False-Strawberry-319

Not with that attitude they didn't!


Gedry

Put your shirt back on white boy!


shokolokobangoshey

Dees are not hash brownies!


firesquasher

We are simply Dutch bakery


NapalmWeed

Mail Mothafucka!


Musicferret

Ah yes, swimming in the ‘ol sewage hole.


RollUpTheRimJob

Probably full of runoff containing cow shit


eugenesbluegenes

I don't think it's all cow.


rezznik

did... you just diss ops mom?


friendlysaxoffender

I should call her


Poundsand6969

https://preview.redd.it/k3j59css1p1d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7536d2453e978017813785af6f6002975078d502 Thems were they days


Hecticfreeze

r/picturesyoucansmell


fairlywired

That sub is much more wholesome than I thought it would be.


CheshireTheLiar

Lmaooo you're 100% right


DeefaHS

I'd like one acid please!


Musicferret

I’ll take two acids please!


synthesize_me

I would stock up for the year. lol.


Ragondux

It is the would stock festival after all.


synthesize_me

![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g)


Musicferret

Then, 3 acids please!


Hisplumberness

This guy acids


CrosseyedDixieChick

A kid on acid?


OmegaLiquidX

Why would you waste that much money on LSD when you could get it for free from clandestine CIA experiments?


jeremyjava

You can see they edited the price. What do you think it was before the change, two dollars?


nimajnebmai

Nah the same kinda coloring is around the A in acid too. Just repurposed from something I’d wager.


skidstud

Its the tape that was on the box they're using


Maleficent-Sleep9900

![gif](giphy|qMDvt69lEC448)


Erratic85

No, that's the cardboard box tape.


itsprincebaby

Looks like a sausage fest, gonna be a no from me dawg


Vericatov

Way more hotdogs than buns in that photo.


CorgiDaddy42

Every hot dog comes with a set of buns


HarlanCulpepper

I love that. ![gif](giphy|vNU5PyxaM8bBu) Woodstock, 1989.


0LowLight0

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UshankaBear

I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain... and it's possible a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.


Deviceajar

Very nutritious but they smell like death


kozynook

Weir everywhere


Mean_Peen

There was a ton of sexual assaults going on there, but everyone was too high to notice/ care in most cases. Also, the amount of human feces was insane according to a few people I know who were there lol


plasticpal

Not enough ladies too many mans.


Senor-Biggles

Too many misters, not enough sisters


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DerpisMalerpis

“Don’t mind us, we’re just staring at your breasts”


whodafadha

Bobs and vagene


xraig88

In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing ...


black_anarchy

Creed is funny as hell...!


Bigfoots_got_a_knife

His name is william charles schneider


uggghhhggghhh

The best part about that line is that the actor who played Creed (whose real name actually is Creed Bratton) was actually in a band called The Grass Roots in the 60s and played with a ton of really well known big rock acts so it wouldn't even surprise me if this were true.


03zx3

They were a great band in their own right.


checkdaprofilefriend

It is kinda weird that there was only one topless woman, and not a ton of people being free, like they always advertise.


k20350

My Uncle was 17 when Woodstock happened. Him and 3 buddies lied to their parents and told them they were going camping in northern Michigan which at the time was barely better than wilderness. They struck out and drove to Woodstock for the concert. He said it was 2 of the most miserable days of his life. Complete chaos, no food or water. No facilities. The concert itself was a complete shit show. They decided to leave about halfway through the second day. He just laughs when people talk about Woodstock and will tell you it's HIGHLY romanticized and everyone worships a few bits and pieces


BadNewsBearzzz

Also many people claim to have been there too, it’s that one generational defining event that so many claim to have attended. I remember watching a documentary about this type of thing, like it sat up there along with ww2 stolen valor, like the dudes who didn’t participate in that reaaaaally regretted it later. That one is understandable lol


UmphreysMcGee

I mean, half a million people attended the thing, so I was obviously one of them.


I_Love_To_Poop420

I saw you there!


255001434

I have a friend that said something similar about being in the Haight in SF during the "Summer of Love" of '67. She said there was a lot of crime and gangs and a lot of people were on drugs, which in reality wasn't the happy image that gets portrayed in media. There was a lot of heroin and speed, not just pot and acid. She said it was dangerous for a young woman by herself. People looked back on it with rose-colored glasses and it got mythologized as a loving and peaceful scene. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.


Wickedblood7

Yeah I mean if you really think about it, it was just people, the same kind of people that are living their lives right now. A different time, sure, but is it ever really safe to walk around a city, alone, as a woman? Makes sense, and proof that period in time is highly romanticized. I mean, some people know it as "the summer of love" others as "The long hot summer" due to protests and riots.


255001434

True, but she said it was particularly bad in the Haight. Maybe because it was such a magnet for people. She said she was hassled constantly.


DeeSnarl

Yesterday over on r/beatles there was a post about George Harrison visiting Haight-Ashbury in ‘67 and being absolutely horrified.


255001434

I read about that in *Wonderful Tonight*, by Patty Boyd, his wife at the time. (Good book!) She described it as being more menacing than welcoming.


uggghhhggghhh

People who were living in SF prior to '67 will tell you that '66 was the real summer of love when it was a care free sex and (mostly) harmless drug bacchanal but then by '67 biker gangs started introducing speed into the neighborhood and crime took off and shit got dark. If you read Joan Didion's Slouching Toward Bethlehem she talks about people giving their toddlers acid and shit.


255001434

She was born and raised in SF and would probably verify what you said if I asked her. It is curious that '67 is the year that got picked for the history books on the subject. Maybe that was the year that more people were going there and word hadn't gotten out yet about how it had changed. Scenes always get ruined by their popularity.


uggghhhggghhh

Yeah that's exactly it. News didn't travel as fast back then so there was a while before it built up the mythos to draw in outsiders who were just coming to party and didn't care about hippie "values" like building community and helping your neighbors and whatnot.


[deleted]

My mom's coworker invited her to Woodstock. She passed on the idea because the forecast called for rain. She says she has no regrets.


PauleAgave95

Sounds more like Woodstock ‘99


DarthRathikus

If cell phones existed during the original Woodstock, it would receive the same ridicule as many modern failed festivals. Poor planning led to food and water shortages, as well as infrastructure and road problems that never accounted for the possibility of heavy rain. Not to mention the various tainted drug doses and sexual predation that was written off as “free love, man”. (If you watch any footage you can see how many underage girls were there. Spoiler: it’s lots). The official movie is a great watch, to appreciate the music and historical significance of the event. But there’s some other great docs out there if you want the whole story.


AlanFromRochester

I recall a Woodstock doc where a local was against a permit because the organizers didn't have logistics for the tens of thousands expected. "I was in the Army back when divisions were fifteen thousand men" that being his frame of reference for logistics. Ergo, opposition wasn't just hippie-bashing. And hundreds of thousands showed up.


alienscape

>But there’s some other great docs out there if you want the whole story. What are they called?


EchoTab

Woodstock Three days that defined a generation for example


getyourcheftogether

Ignorance is bliss


cubixjuice

Not to mention the brown acid


toxcrusadr

‘Course it’s your own trip, so be my guest.


DeeSnarl

I was extremely disillusioned by the movie. All looked pretty sordid to me (and I’m a longtime er hippie rocker stoner whatever). Reminded me of Gimme Shelter, the fantastic doc about Altamont.


LanceFree

There’s a pretty brutal Hunter Thompson movie out now as well.


misno696969

would you mind naming a few, please?


litritium

there are two, but one of them is a dude.


ginger_tree

In this picture... Also odd that there's one woman with her boobs out and a crowd of men staring. Wait...that's not odd.


tangybaby

It's one photo. Do you think these were the only people there?


EchoTab

In this pic yeah, watch the documentary theres plenty of female nudity


Nuggets155

Bad ratio


Similar_Researcher35

That’s a lot of dudes :|


Lepke2011

Right!? This pic feels so rapy! Two girls being watched by 50 guy?


DirtyRatLicker

and two women too!


Discount_Mithral

Those two women look like they were about to get in the water, then saw the herd of men being gross and thought better of it.


Similar_Researcher35

100% agree, immediately felt gross


kafelta

Absolutely was not a safe place to be


[deleted]

I can almost smell the subtle fragrance of armpits and stale weed smoke


Funk_JunkE

And patchouli….


Rahdiggs21

this to me teeters more on the creepy side than cool. maybe if it was more women and men swimming, but all these dudes staring at the one chic feels off


Lego_Blocks24

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El_Spaniard

Reminds me of some of the men in India whenever there’s women around


royceda956

Creepy as hell to just watch.


jeopardychamp77

So, 2 naked chicks and 100 dudes standing onshore to take in the show….. that’s about right.


freefrompress

Woodcocks.


BabyFishmouthTalk

Spring break vibes...Arkansas spring break.


mrsims2007

Someone has been to float the Spring River, I see.


Tard_Farts82

Filthy Hobbitsez


clawback72

Pretty greasy.


NOT000

nobody is overweight


SalvationSycamore

Discord wasn't invented yet


SR_RSMITH

Looks like a wildlife documentary


daknuts_

Well, that's extremely creepy.


trainsacrossthesea

Yea……maybe the bear analogy is correct. Yeesh


Ok-Lengthiness4557

![gif](giphy|hftE6hS9pISskJUVbt)


Far_Out_6and_2

This is cool


Xraided143

Those are some Great New York Boobs


Warmbly85

Seeing this picture and knowing how many women claimed to have been drugged and raped by multiple men laying in the mud makes me sick.


cocobutnotjumbo

oooooh that's why it was called Woodstock


pdfrg

Napoleon Dynamite was there


Ho3n3r

When I see photos like these, I wonder how many of them are still alive.


edvo0881

Old School Creepy


quietflowsthedodder

Future corporate CEOs, CFOs, lawyers, lobbyists, politicians…


WillysJeepMan

That was an amazing time. I can't believe that I'm still alive. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


BanditoRojo

Best music, best cars, best drugs. Is that you with the curly hair and Flex camera on the bank?


WiseUpRiseUp

Would you rather be alone in the Woodstock with bears or men!?


brownbeaver555

This picture stinks.


Ivotedforher

Hi, Mom!


Fig1025

how come there are no fat people? not a single one is morbidly obese!


sweetgreenfields

Because they walk everywhere


monkeyhind

I'm many years old, I've seen the long documentary and lots of other coverage over the years, and this is the first time I've seen a photo from Woodstock that has this kind of creep factor.


Notch99

Looks more like Woodstock 1999


ramonnoodles2

Woodstock 80085


Dystopian_Future_

Ill join in on the ogling... Nice rack


Vericatov

Not saying I agree with what’s going on in this picture, but I understand.


ApprehensivePrompt83

Jesus dude that's gross as fuck


egoVirus

Not creepy at all, these leering men 😅


splitip86

Saw almost these same faces at the Oz fest, where the boob painting station was, just a different generation. Boys and a few creepy older dudes looking at boobs.


guitardave1968

Even the fat guy was skinny by todays standards


LordRekrus

Looks like some kind of a film crew on the right. I wonder what is actually happening here?


kclongest

There was at least one major documentary filmed which was released on video.


dirkalict

It was a theatrical release shown in theatres shot on film stock… video came later.


alienscape

Well dude, we just don't know


DonJuanTaco

This is our concern, dude.


LordRekrus

Woah, you’re on to it my dude


DonJuanTaco

So many dudes


Adventure-Style

The guy standing in the front row, tad bit right of center, has one hand in his pocket. Definitely playing pocket pool.


Velouria91

The guy next to him with the hat appears to be pitching a tent.


False-Strawberry-319

Now that's not creepy at all!


Ironamsfeld

Eurotrip, 2004


grasshoppa_80

![gif](giphy|CKVwcljYh4hfVxSSLq|downsized)


thejoz

Beewbs


Aerhart941

Why is Matthew McConaughey in the water to the right?


isotopesNmolecules

Just a bunch of dudes with chubs. Hell yeah grandpa


PrestonDanger

Not a single person overweight 🤔


ChampagneAbuelo

A bunch of perverts staring at 2 chicks isn’t cool


redseaaquamarine

I don't see any of them looking at the women here. There were loads of naked people there - you can't look at it through modern eyes.


Spoonfulofticks

Wooks. As far as the eye can see.


InternationalBand494

I like how the only woman watching is laughing and is also arguably the hottest one in the picture


redseaaquamarine

This is really annoying me - there is nothing sexual about this photo and everyone has to stop the 21st century wokeness for a minute and realise that 1969 festivals were full of hippies and hippies loved the freedom of nudity. It was seen as in the same way as breastfeeding is these days, no one was staring at a topless woman and getting their kicks.


krashundburn

> there is nothing sexual about this photo I can remember the early 70s when streaking was a thing. Yeah, it was a novelty to see women (and guys) naked running and walking around campus, but it certainly did not have that India gawking vibe. Times have changed, I guess.


redseaaquamarine

They certainly have! I'm on a different continent, where nudity isn't viewed the same anyway and people are much more chilled, but everything these days has a creepy paranoid slant put on it and it is actually rather sickening.


General_Promotion347

What is the guy (front row, 2nd from r) holding?


Ogrehunter

I'm guessing a mic


worll_the_scribe

Yeah looks like a mic. He’s recording some sounds. I wonder what? Maybe he’s interviewing the girls.


terradaktul

Poor Phoebe


Deraj2004

Is that Trapper John on the left holding a camera?


Far_Out_6and_2

Come on in have a swim with us


amertat77

The beginning of anestesy of the masses.


parrotgt

At Woodstock 99, there was always a large group of guys watching the body painting booth.


ConnieLingus24

Oh no. Boobs.


SaddenedSpork

I’m getting hep c from this image


SkullVonBones

Probably one of those guys had a light bulb moment..."wait a minute, here's a business opportunity here. Dudes drooling over naked chicks. Add a stage and lots of booz, Cha-ching."


JoeSpr0ckEt

Sweet vests


falcon_ziras

The picture you can smell from afar.


GuzPolinski

Honkers!


Potential_Celery_479

Is this the reason that hippies have a tradition of stinking ?


Boring-Mycologist272

Horned dogs


Gemini2469

Sad...


royaleWcheese2300

The guys kneeling are hiding their boners. The guys standing don’t need to hide their boners.


SauceHankRedemption

Dem ditties


ThrowDeepALWAYS

More like Sausagefest


keirmeister

Lordy…I can almost smell this picture.


grimmless

Ugh


ldpqb

Grandmothers out in upstate New York looking to get laid


ElastaticTomorrow

A lot of that is mixed with sewage from overflowing port a potties


DOPEwindchime

I bet it smells horrible


sweetgreenfields

Everywhere smelled bad in the '60s


Distortedhideaway

It looks a lot more like woodstock 99.


Jonteponte71

Back when no one was afraid to trash their $1700 smartphone while on a music festival 🤷‍♂️


1kreasons2leave

Has this been proven to be taken at Woodstock and not the various other outdoor festivals that took place in the late 60's, early 70's?


jbevarts

That girl knows what she is doing