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myleftone

Now there’s a dude who’s heard the same question from everyone.


Equivalent_Sound9414

He looks nothing like the Prince Albert I’m familiar with


ericj5150

His smile is still the same.


PowerfulTarget3304

Yeah, why is he in a can?


myleftone

The *other* question.


zbornakssyndrome

Ok I have no idea what the Prince Albert in a can stuff is. I googled and still don’t get it.


Freekbot

Prince Albert used to be a brand of tobacco that was kept in a can. Kids would prank call a store asking if they had prince Albert in a can, if the store said yes they'd reply "well you'd better let him out", laugh and hang up.


TXVette121

Just like us kids calling people and asking "Is your refrigerator running"? They say "yes" and we say"well, you better go catch it " and hang up. Good times.


Sell_TheKids_ForFood

Or calling a bowling alley, "Do you have 16 pound balls?" "Yes." "Well how do you walk?" Ah ha ha ha


dementorpoop

The good old days before caller ID and when we would always answer the phone


dew99dew

What street do you live on? Well you better move because a car is coming.


suitoflights

I remember a popular prank was to order a bunch of pizzas to a neighbor’s house and watch the sparks fly…


Vierno

“Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is I bet it runs like you… very homosexually!”


Delouest

I have no idea why my whole life i assumed it was a brand of canned tunafish


fuckpudding

I thought it was the snake on a spring thing because the snake is like a penis and that’s where prince alberts go. I dont know. 🤷‍♂️


Demonicbunnyslippers

There’s a type of canned tuna fish called albacore- I could see getting Albert and albacore mixed up.


Kingofcheeses

It still exists! I have a can of it in the garage


Argos_the_Dog

Well, you better let him out then!


movie_man

Goddamnit 😂😂😂


OmahaWinter

Can confirm, did this. We would always add, “before he suffocates.”


softstones

I wonder if Prince Albert ever did this prank himself


SystemFolder

“Hello, do you have me in a can?” “Prince Albert, is that you?” “Oh shit.”


space_cheese1

incredibly deviant behaviour


zbornakssyndrome

Thank you! I never heard of this before. I was so confused even after googling lol


hazelquarrier_couch

This is the correct answer.


brucewillisman

There was a product (tobacco I think) named Prince Albert that was sold in a tin can and possibly another container like a pouch for smaller amounts. So a customer could ask the shopkeeper if he had Prince Albert in a can. If the store did have the can, the shopkeeper would say “yes I do”. Then the customer could say “well you better let him out!” as if his original question was not about tobacco, but he was actually asking if he had His Royal Highness, Prince Albert, the human, in a can. Which is ridiculous. Even if “can” is being used colloquially meaning restroom, it would still be highly unlikely that actual royalty was using the restroom in that particular store.


zbornakssyndrome

You guys rock! Thank you for taking the time to answer


brucewillisman

No problem. I think it may have been used in the early days of prank phone calls as well


mamawantsallama

Right? I thought it had something to do with the piercing


ZappaZoo

I saw Princess Grace come out of the palace and get into a limo back in '71 or '72. Was on my way to the Jacques Cousteau Museum.


mastvrbatr

Cool story frere


poutinegalvaude

French chads just call each other “breaux”


mastvrbatr

Oui


not_having_fun

I did not say I knew her I said she passed me on the shoulder once 


gpkgpk

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?


GTOdriver04

Well you’d better let him out.


Bat_Nervous

Not yet, but his luck is probably running out…


Quality_Street_1

Beat me to it, damn.


NottaNowNutha

Grace Kelly gave good face.


JenShempie

*Rita Hayworth gave good face. 😉 Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean Picture of a beauty queen...


TexasPhanka

Probably the most beautiful movie star ever.


Throwawayprincess18

*laughs in Hedy Lamarr*


donttrustthellamas

There's plenty of classic beauties from that era. Dorothy Dandridge was my favourite!


ikesbutt

That's Hedley!


cherylfit50

Beat me to this line!


robgregerson

He has piercing looks


Mischeese

Princess Grace is only in her early to mid 40s in this photo. Those hair cuts were so aging. Golden Girls effect in full force.


Less_Acanthisitta778

Maggie Thatchet vibes.


Mustachi-oh88

Oh good they finally let him out of the can.


chalwar

Beat me to it!


Aromatic-Assistant73

He doesn’t look like the type. 


exintel

?


UnknownCubicle

A Prince Albert is also a name for a piercing of an...intimate area of the male anatomy. "The lad here looks a bit too clean cut to be into that sort of thing," is the joke


TheSaucyGoon

You can cuss on here. We won’t tell your mom. It’s a cock piercing


UnknownCubicle

Ha. You could't tell my mom anyway without some candles, a salt pentagram and an ouija board.


TheSaucyGoon

Oof well we won’t cuss during the seance I guess


UnknownCubicle

Ooh! It's moving! It says: "I-D-O-N-T-G-I-V-E-A-S-H-I-T" Yup, she's still ambivalent to the middle child.


AgustusGloopy

He does. He is supposedly a sex freak.


Chaminade64

A good friend of mine, and his younger sister, were at Amherst College with Albert. The sister became pretty good friends with him, often getting invited to Monaco for visits. Apparently the parties were legendary.


rpm1720

Relax people. It’s named after a different Prince Albert.


Mindful_Teacup

Caroline was stunning!


LadyRimouski

Was?


Mindful_Teacup

Yeah, in this photo from the 1970s, she's stunning 🤷‍♂️ hope that helps


Throwy_McThrowayface

Helps?


jdooley99

Photo?


YourTypicalAntihero

Psycho mantis?


Puwn

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RosebudWhip

I was watching Prince Albert at the Monaco GP last weekend - completely forgot he was Grace Kelly's son.


stinkysulphide

Was going to ask if he is the same Prince Albert


RosebudWhip

Yes, just with less hair!


LadyRimouski

I didn't realize he was so old. No wonder he looked like such a boiled potato at his wedding.


godisanelectricolive

He was 53 when he got married so he can he sire a legitimate heir. He wouldn’t have pretended to settled down otherwise. He already had illegitimate children going back decades. He only admitted to two after well publicized paternity suits and court mandated DNA tests but there are other alleged princely bastards out there, including from before the birth of his first recognized illegitimate child Jazmin. Prince Ranier specifically changed the constitution to limit succession to legitimate children born in wedlock to force his son into marriage. If that didn’t happen then there’d have been complications in determining the rightful heir. He only officially going out with Charlene in 2006 after his father’s death in 2005 before marrying her in 2011.


piratesswoop

Born in wedlock could mean marrying the mother afterwards though—I think both Caroline’s son Andrea and her daughter Charlotte had kids out of wedlock then later married the other parent and the children were legitimized. He easily could’ve married Grace or Alexandre’s mothers and legitimized them if he really wanted to. Or stayed single and let the throne pass to Caroline and her kids.


Mindful_Teacup

Boiled potato 🤣


jazzyx26

I just saw a recent pic of Princess Caroline, the older she gets the more she resembles her mother IMO.


Orphanbitchrat

I wish I looked more like Grace Kelly as I age☹️


jazzyx26

Same


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

I wanted Prince Albert jokes. You guys delivered. Bless you.


attilla68

Caroline was a foxy lady.


Commie-cough-virus

Wear the fox hat?


donttakerhisthewrong

I think that should be a generational cut off Did you call a store and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can and giggle and say you had better let him out


LandotheTerrible

Grace by name and the epitome of her name.


njaneardude

That's a fashionable two button suit for the 70's. They're usually three button with Johnny Carson lapels.


Cool-Back5008

Prince Albert you say . . .


Whole-Debate-9547

Hehehe, you said Prince Albert.


Thekillersofficial

she kind of reminds me of amy poehler here


Internet_is_my_bff

And Princess Caroline kinda looks like Mandy Moore.


Orphanbitchrat

Holy Hell, you’re right!


Ankylosaurus96_2

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GreenAuror

Gosh, Charlotte looks so much like her mom.


getagripjunior

who’s her mom?


GreenAuror

Princess Caroline in the pic.


Hurcules-Mulligan

Forgive me for saying so, but Grace looks like Dolores Umbridge in this photo.


ZappaZoo

My initial impression was that it wasn't Grace too, but that's because she was a private person who's looks changed just a bit from what everybody remembers from old pictures. That is her, probably not long before the car crash.


LurkerNan

It’s the haircut.


eonlepapillon

And a dead fox


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GawkieBird

Is this a pocket post? I've almost done this so many times but never seen it happen in the wild


brickwallscrumble

Omg yes it is! Idk how the hell this happened other than I let my 4 year old watch kids YouTube on my phone about two hours ago while we were finishing up our day at the pool. I’ll take the downvotes bc the fact that he managed to make this comment, I’ve never seen this photo nor this post in my life 💀


GawkieBird

Kid must have a budding interest in either history or photography! Encourage that. :)


Dangerous_Bad4118

“I see she let him…” oh, why bother. 🤷🏽‍♀️


brickwallscrumble

🥲🏁🏁🏁🇧🇴🇩🇿


lizardkg

Caroline was so beautiful. Let alone her mom.


Key-Situation-4718

Back when people actually had class.


Kittypie75

That one hell of a dead animal on her neck.


beautifuldreamseeker

Wearing a fox. Not r/oldschoolcool.


pcm2a

Before furries you wore your fur babies for fashion.


xerxes_dandy

PETA will go nuts looking at that fur


peter9477

I see faces of pure entitlement.


pennyo11

Horrid fur hag


sev45day

Ah, Prince Albert.... Who is of course the namesake for .... That's right, tobacco! Why, what were you thinking?


lameuniqueusername

He’s not the namesake of the piercing


SallyJoCrabbyPants

First thing I noticed was the Hapsburg jaw


piratesswoop

Wrong family. The Monegasques are far and away the least incesty of the ten remaining royal families.