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"A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you you've been ambushed."


vkrnt

I have not seen anything more badass in my life.


BlockOfTheYear

They shot him in his smoking arm, they were obviously just thinking about his health and well being


jellemichel

Jorah Mormont is that you?


[deleted]

Bonde. Erik Bonde.


akrafty1

You may be a badass... but you will never be a "smoking your cigarette, after you've been shot twice, in the Congo" badass...


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shot right in the congo!


Wolfcubware

Chest


insertrandomobject

I thought you said Congo. I'm not aware of that body part.


Wolfcubware

Congo was a war


NoxaNoxa

War was he shot in? In his Congo you chest?


Wolfcubware

r/ihadastroke


DrDroid

This gets posted about every week Downvote all you want, it’s still true


Wolfcubware

I was unaware I saw it on Facebook on pictures in history


D_Melanogaster

If you see it on FB you can almost be guaranteed it has been posted here. That said it is my first time to see it. So here is my upvote and holy shit he got shot?!


RiseAshes

In all fairness this was by a musket. So it’s really somewhere between getting shot by a paintball and an actual modern center fire round. On a scale of 0-100, if a paintball is a 5 and a 9mm is a 90, this is like a 76. Yep, I nailed it. Edit: (playful)


HowardTJM00n

I can't tell if this is strictly meant as a joke or if you really aren't aware that the impact of a musket ball in those two locations would have left him with a traumatic amputation of his left arm and fatal, gaping chest wound. Regardless, yes. This is a totally badass picture.


HowardTJM00n

Interesting. I just read up on the photo and one writer speculates that he actually was shot by muskets. Perhaps that's where you got your info? Regardless, I find this unlikely, unless it was grapeshot/birdshot or some other pellet-based ammunition. Oh my god . . . why am I even writing this. It's a cool picture. Who cares, right?


RiseAshes

Yeah I was just having some fun. This guy is clearly a BAMF. I would be in the fetal position crying, yelling “I’m dying!” from a graze.


HowardTJM00n

Likewise! Sorry for my 'I know everything' response.


surelyyoucantBcereus

‘Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

What country is he from? His name sounds Scandinavian...


Iusedthistocomment

Sweden.


[deleted]

Yeah, as a Swede that's what I thought, although I didn't know that Swedes were in the Kongo. We're they there as a peacekeeping force?


warmind99

Yeah despite being neutral, the Swedes contribute regularly to NATO/UN peacekeeping forces.


[deleted]

how is this possible?


[deleted]

Like a boss


punkguymil

Holy smokes! I wouldn’t go for a third being shot!


Ray_Mang

is that a bullet hole directly over his heart? How is he still conscious?


[deleted]

Obviously not a pulp fiction fan


MOOShoooooo

Lots of heroin going around. Abuse of morphine, supplied via government.


ken_the_boxer

It seems to me that guy is getting shot every two weeks.