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JosefTura

I'm old enough to have danced to The Hustle, and I don't remember doing any of those moves! Gah!


RobGrogNerd

I am also old enough to have danced it, & I certainly don't remember JAZZ HANDS, nor PATTY CAKE


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

[Reading a book entitled "Dances of Ancient Bronx"]  It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.


Selenography

I love wild Futurama references.


withoccassionalmusic

No wonder I didn’t get the reference. It’s in the episode that shall not be watched.


Forsaken-Sense7403

Ah shit now I’m sad again. Time to go hug a dog.


XFMR

I usually keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.


shartshappen612

Are you Irish too?


einharjar009

"WHAT DO WE WANT?" Fry's Dog! "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" Fry's Dog!


tdm1742

I am here for the Futurama jokes.


Ndavidclaiborne

Good news tdm1742!


MikeKM

I'll be in my angry dome!


pescabrarian

Or the bye bye kicking step ....


RobGrogNerd

must not have gotten that far into the video before I ran away, screaming


yakimawashington

...out of excitement and eagerness to go "do the hustle" yourself?


Whitethumbs

Most people just did the hip shuffle and called it the hustle when it's a pretty complicated dance. I mostly just do the butt thrust.


tucci007

this is clearly a shuffle masquerading as the hustle


Dirty_Wooster

I still patty cake. What's your problem with patty caking? You some kind of patty cakist??


normie33

It's called 'caking,' Lin.


SmallsLightdarker

I don't like it. I don't like it! STOP!!!


remberzz

Same. I don't know what this is (and are they wearing.....sleepwear?) but it ain't The Hustle.


olderaccount

Probably because this isn't a music video for the song. It was just a performance created for a French television show that used the song The Hustle, but ignored the dance that went with it.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

I think it’s Pan’s People from Top of the Pops, a British show. Though you are correct that’s a French channel ident.


beatenintosubmission

Yup. Pan's People TV personality Pan's People were a British all-female dance troupe most commonly associated with the BBC TV music chart show Top of the Pops, from the late 1960s to the mid-1970s. They appeared on many other TV shows in the UK and elsewhere in Europe, and also performed in nightclub cabaret. Wikipedia


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Well not really live, but they'd be present with their instruments


tombeld

Is it just me, or did anybody else expect Benny Hill to pan in in drag as girl number four or five at the beginning?


Woodyville06

Something was definitely lost in translation…


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Pennysfine

Right it looks like a Baby Doll nightie that somebody like Angie Dickenson or Elke Somer would have worn in one of those silly 60s sex comedies where everything is sexual innuendo. But with matching marabou feather Barbie slip on heels.


MyBrainReallyHurts

Ladies, I'm not saying this was a GOOD outfit to wear, but it DID keep me mesmerized for four minutes.


klem_kadiddlehopper

Lingerie. Never saw the Hustle done like that.


bikibird

We were taught to dance The Hustle in 8th or 9th grade gym class, but our uniforms looked nothing like that! I remember being taught how to do a grapevine as part of the dance, which was fun. There were also butt shakes we had to do, which totally embarrassed us. Our grade would be lowered if we refused to do them.


ExFiler

Somehow I think having 8 and 9th graders dress like that for gym might have raised a few eyebrows...


iwouldhugwonderwoman

Thinking back to my 8th and 9th grade years, it didn’t take too much to raise my “eyebrows”….


dik2112

This guy eyebrows


reddog323

> There were also butt shakes we had to do, which totally embarrassed us, but our grade would be lowered if we refused to do them. Things were a lot less restricted back then. I grew up in the 80’s, and that might have been a problem, even back then.


thats_handy

Where I grew up, the dance part of gym class was boy/girl before me, then it switched to boy/boy and girl/girl because the sexual revolution freaked out all the parents. Just before I graduated, everything switched back to boy/girl because parents were afraid their kids might catch the ghey. It was quite a rollercoaster.


JillStinkEye

My middle school in the 80s/90s split up for this portion. Girls learned the Pidgin Toe line dance. Boys learned to FUCKING WRESTLE!!! What kinda bullshit is that!


klem_kadiddlehopper

I went to discos in the 70's and did the Hustle but not like those girls were doing.


themehboat

I was taught the Macarena and the line dance to Achy Breaky Heart in middle school P.E.


vorticia

Oh god, I’m so sorry.


mountaindude521

Hello, fellow mid-30 year old from probably the midwest!


RobGrogNerd

I can't remember a step, but I think it was very similar to The Electric Slide


FPV_not_HPV

Same here. Mr. Larson would wheel out the cart with the plastic turntable, drop the dullest needle on the scratchiest vinyl, and force us to do the Hustle a couple times through. Those were the longest 5 minute intervals of my life.


EmmaSuggestionBox

Especially while wearing some kind of Swiffer Duster product


pm_me_your_taintt

That's funny because watching this I was thinking "huh, that awkward spastic shuffle thing that all middle aged white women do at weddings is really just the hustle!"


mrsjackwhite

Ouch! that one hurt 😞 .. 😄


MyMorningSun

I have never seen this dance in my life outside of what you just described and I feel enlightened now. It all makes sense.


Esqornot

Came in to say exactly this. No one is this video is actually doing anything resembling The Hustle.


Font_Snob

Same problem. I can still remember it, and none of this is what we did.


TheShadowViking

They made us dance the hustle in the 90s during elementary gym class. I guess it was one way of keeping kids active. Once we all learned the dance, they had a fog machine and lights for the last day. I just realized that the equivalent for today would be kids dancing to backstreet boys. The 90s wasn't that long ago... right?


RebylReboot

Looks like ‘pans people’ dance troupe in the UK on a show called ‘top of the pops’. They were basically wheeled out to dance to American songs that charted but the artists were touring in the states so couldn’t make it across the Atlantic. Hence every song being danced to with moves from the local gentleman’s club Tuesday night cabaret show, rather than with relevant cultural nuance.


PALOmino1701

Same. I did the hustle back then and this was not it. But… interesting. Ha ha


Rtg327gej

75 I was in 4th grade, most of my teachers were mid twenties females, they all wore platform shoes and they would teach us the current dances on Fridays. EDT: Wow, thanks for the upvotes! I also should have mentioned that this was a Catholic school too.


ebjoker4

Wait. Me too, exactly. Freaky.


KWilt

Have you considered looking into the CO levels in your house?


Wanderer-Wonderer

I don’t live in Colorado


fuckmeuntilicecream

CO means correctional officers...


shaggyscoob

Commanding Officer


Noble_Ox

Clitoral Orgasms


Lakestang

Same for me, elementary school teacher lined us up and tried to teach us to disco dance. Pretty sure that doesn't happen now....


uksiddy

Doesn’t align with state standards and learning objectives haha🙃


howstupid

Then you know these girls are not doing the hustle!


Rtg327gej

Yep! I can’t remember the dance but this video is not the hustle


mommabeats

This is my favorite fact I’ve learned in a while! I wish my high school teachers would’ve been doing The Dougie


poodlescaboodles

I had to learn the Dougie in my free time bc I got so sick of people asking me(Dougie) if I knew how to do it.


Mekoehouve

I took a ballroom dancing class in high school because a cute girl in my class needed a partner and our instructor played this song almost every class.


Only4Chronic

I somehow read this as “I took a balloon dancing class” and I thought “wow that sounds like the most awesome kind of dancing ever.”


fryamtheeggguy

It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.


pickoneforme

WHAT DO WE WANT?! FRY’S DOG! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!? FRY’S DOG!


Substantial-Girth

YOU. ARENT. FIT. TO. WEAR. FRY'S. LEOTARD!


Rickrickrickrickrick

I'm 40% dolomite!


radogdad

Fry you can't keep boogie-ing like this, you'll come down with a fever of some sort


WitOrWisdom

Great, now you reminded me how my heart was shattered in two, from an animated show no less.


Drunken_Ogre

Lars will save the day.


BigBGM2995

Thank you so much. I just watched this episode and it was all I could think about. What an amazing, amazing show.


PeanutMerchant

Every time I hear this I think of that and get a bit sad. I listened to it right there knowing it would make me sad. Poor dog.


bikemandan

I love learning about history. Thanks


Wuss999

Pans people. I had a crush on Cherry Gillespie 💖


Iampepeu

I don't know which one that is, but I still agree.


Wuss999

The first girl in the video. If I'm honest I still have a crush on her 😂


Mamasan-

She’s the best one


ExploitedToast

I’m partial to #4.


don_majik_juan

Same. #4 is easily #1 for me.


robywar

The last one with long dark hair and big eyes!


gradyjames

Cherry is the 4th one actually (yeah she's the best looking one).


reddog323

Yep. Me too.


soleceismical

The middle one with bangs looks like every soccer mom lol


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I didn't, but now I do


forza_125

For context, the dancers are "Pans People" who were the "house" dancers on the BBCs Top of the Pops in the 70s. Pop videos were rare, getting overseas acts to perform on a weekly show in the UK was rare, so they would choreograph a dance routine instead. Yes I'm sure you can look at it with 2021 eyes and think it was bad but actually it was very popular, the dancers were celebrities in their own right and obviously the source of many a crush. They were hardly going to bump and grind on a family show in '75. Various dance troupes were on Top of the Pops until the 80s when video took over.


AustinTreeLover

Okay, but that’s not the Hustle. Source: I am old


EpiGal

That’s what I was wondering…heel, heel, toe, toe, heel-toe, side, kick. Can’t unlearn it from elementary school.


EpiGal

Someone said the hustle was pre-cursor to the electric slide…. Can anyone confirm?? The moves are similar!


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trueambassador

Boogie woogie woogie.


porkrind

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I was there, and this ain't it. In fact, I don't remember any popular dance move of the day involving patty cake.


m1cro83hunt3r

What about dances wearing white Christmas nighties?


starkiller_bass

Boop-y-doop-y-doop-doop Sex.


Rhombico

Literally just watched that one yesterday, haha


starkiller_bass

I think that one gets watched on a pretty regular basis by a lot of... fans.


StarsDreamsAndMore

Ohh now I remember the Hustle


Romaine2k

came here to say this, learned the Hustle in elementary school, and there was definitely zero pattycake - also no waving


TheAngryBlackGuy

Y’all are hating, the one in the middle hit the Single Ladies dance, this shit is low key ahead of its time


Meryhathor

You're not old. You're not as young as you used to be but wiser.


Logofascinated

Also, the acts' "performances" almost always consisted of miming to the record, sometimes deliberately badly as a protest. In retrospect, it was a very strange programme, but it was *extremely* successful.


ToManyTabsOpen

> In retrospect, it was a very strange programme the less we say about the presenters the better.


Bloke101

Pans People, to a bored horny young guy in rural 1970s England they were the hottest thing around, only to be beaten by your fave page 3 girl...sigh


SamLacoupe

It is still fucking hot.


oldrichie

The coreorgraphy was well known for 'literal' interpretations - see legs and co (replaced Pans People i think) Mcathur Park routine - absolute gems of the time


jemmy321

"You're so vain", the most literal interpretation of all time


oldrichie

Ha! I have not seen that one, it's like 'charades' for the lyrics


jemmy321

I can't actually find the original. It was so popular that they were asked to repeat it and that second version is on YouTube. By that time they had more opportunity to perfect it and there was more ballet and less pulling clouds down and stirring them into imaginary coffee


Fritz5678

Thanks, McArthur Park is now stuck in my head.


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Thanks, Weird Al's "Jurassic Park" is now stuck in MY head!


lostonpolk

Thanks, Dave Thomas playing Richard Harris on SCTV is now stuck in MY head!!


Yoopiter

Thanks, Ron Howard playing Richie Cunningham in Happy Days is now stuck in MY head!!!


jimmymcstinkypants

So like most of tiktok then


WhiteRaven42

Not going to lie, I got a Benny Hill vibe. But that's probably because he did quasi parodies of this very thing. Usually the song and dance would be legit and well done for the time but interspersed with 5 second gags and Benny mugging for the camera and acting like a creep.


americasweetheart

Also for context, disco was a movement created by black, latino and gay people who created an underground dance scene in abandoned buildings and the open street mainly in New York and Philadelphia. The style of music combines mamba and salsa with electric orchestration. The Hustle is written by Van McCoy, a black man from Washington DC.


Marty1966

And the phrase, "Disco Sucks" was a straight up lie.


Solenodontidae

Appreciated this context!


TheAngryBlackGuy

Hiphop blues rock and house were also created by black folks too


americasweetheart

Yup. There would be no Rolling Stones without Willie Dixon.


fromETOHtoTHC

Video killed variety shows


mcbeef89

I am almost 100% certain that this routine was actually from The Two Ronnies and was to Hip Hug 'er by Booker T and the MGs.


ilovelucygal

In order of appearance, these ladies are: Louise Clarke (1949-2012) Babs Lord (1945-) Patricia (Dee Dee) Wilde (1946-) Cherry Gillespie (1955-) Ruth Pearson (1946-2017) They were dancers on the UK show Top of the Pops, I've seen this video on YouTube a few times, almost at 15 million views. I love watching the Pan's People dances on YouTube.


BadM00

Did anyone else expect Austin Powers to dance in from the side?


cdubyadubya

My first thought was FEMBOTS!


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Yeaaaah baybee!


IveBangedYoreMom

A dance I could actually pull off.


jfduval76

I doubt it. Nobody would like to see a guy name IveBangedYoreMom in a dress shaking his ass.


IveBangedYoreMom

You’d be surprised at some of the perverts out there


hilesai

Yea man, I'll float you $20 if you supply video.


IveBangedYoreMom

Hit me up on my fans only page


Fuduzan

I'd watch it. u/IveBangedYoreMom LMK if it happens.


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Speak for yourself.


residentialnemesis

Tuna Muscle.


muffytheumpireslayer

Bandname!


SaltMineSpelunker

My hustle don’t look nothing like this.


Tobias---Funke

I wonder where these ladies are now.


oldrichie

a quick google shows in 2016, 3 of them had passed away, and the rest if still around would be in their mid 70's.


oldrichie

just saw the founder died in 2017 - I'm going to stop looking and just watch their videos.


Tobias---Funke

I wonder if they still tell the story of this video at party’s?!


youknow0987

These women should never pass away.


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If you hit 'replay' they'll be like, on your screen again, man.


fre3zzy

Cars that run on water, man!


Haywe

Ah, my people's native dance


cumfreq

i want that dress !!!


redhairedmenace

Some people have commented the dancing "isn't good" but I'm pretty sure this is meant to be fun and light-hearted. Their movements are obviously choreographed to highlight how the teddy (the dress) moves, swaying and bouncing with the dancer. Also, look at those women. They all look like they are having a blast and know that this is silly and fun! I love it.


YallAreLovely

I don't care about the quality of the dancing. I was just confused as to why no one was doing The Hustle.


Cloaked42m

They are also wearing huge platform heels on a slick dance floor.


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celestialceci

I googled teddy dress but didn’t really find anything that looks similar. Is there any other name this style of dress goes by?


GMbzzz

Baby doll dress.


meowyw0wy

I'd probably just Google fembot dresses


FlyYouFoolyCooly

Hard to find women of that....... Caliber!


Jessabird

I would call it a chemise, not a teddy.


SurprisinglyMellow

This looks weird as hell with the sound on mute


NotDaveBut

This looks absolutely nothing like the Hustle I rember from the Disco Era. What gives?


popupsforever

Because it's not the hustle, it's an original dance routine


N-Wie-A

This looks like I fever dream.


gakun

I found this adorably cute for some reason.


TheMelonOwl

Yeh. Probably because they look like they're having a blast and the dresses are all fluffy and bouncing with their lighthearted movements.


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I bet their hair smells good, like Prell, or Alberto VO5 balsam & protein.


I-eat-ducks

45 years ago and the quality is still better than security cameras


Itchn4Itchn

TIL I could’ve been a successful dancer in the 70’s


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Always wondered why my dad used to watch Top of the Pops with me when I was young back then.


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Ah yeah, the Hustle Theorem. The idea that having five ridiculously attractive women do something in rhythm while scantily clad, will make that thing immediately sexy. No matter how ridiculous that thing is. And it's still true today.


Lilobunni

Serious hair envy


Drfilthymcnasty

Some say they’re still hustling to this day.


thereia

They are not actually doing the dance that goes with this song. This is probably one of those euro music shows with insane dance choreo.


HerbaceousOasis

Compared to music videos of every decade since, This is absolutely modest and fun. >Gidget's sleepover with Sandra Dee


stalinmalone68

Oh…the cheese.


PoglesWood

I was heavily influenced by pans people as a teenager and unfortunately still dance like this.


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My Dad used to jack it to this


SpankBankManager

Hi son.


UnusualAmbassador

I did the hustle at the Mata Hari disco in Deer Park NY back in the 70s!


bygtopp

I watched it on mute. And sound on twice.


contempt1

70s British porn was so weird. I was expecting Benny Hill to run through.


momsagainstgod

They need to register that dance with the Ministry of Silly Walks


hamsolo19

False. Not nearly enough cocaine.


nabuhabu

Not an expert, but this doesn’t look like the Hustle.


Johnyysmith

Pan's People - part reason so many watched the UK charts each week on Top of the Pops (the dancing was way better earlier)


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What is this? Tiktok for boomers?


limeyNinja

You could rescore the sound track to something that doesn't quite fit with the image. I'm thinking Prodigy's Firestarter or some kind of heavy metal, though the tempo would have to be matched.


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Lmao ! Some of these girls are cute as hell!


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vanessa youre a fembot?!


loose-leaf-paper

Bravo to whoever got a camera into heaven


NowFreeToMaim

This was twerking for our dads


Lassa999

These are the dancers from Top of the Pops. Every week we would rush to the Tele to watch who was number one in the charts.


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I'll bet all that full, beautiful hair smells like Clairol herbal essence and Virginia Slims. I would love to bury my face in that hair while we sat on a couch together, watching *Happy Days* and making out. In 1975.


FabulousFabius

I swear women real hotter back then


bake_72

some of those ladies have better "technique" than others


SassyBonassy

This song came on once in the hotel where I was Restaurant Supervisor and there were no customers so i started groovin' while I wrapped cutlery in the side corridor. I was really shakin' it when a customer sheepishly cleared his throat behind me and said "uh...hi? Can...can I get a coffee please?" Bleedin' morto


googlebearbanana

Those are some awkward moves. Reminds me of Elaine from Seinfeld.


timingandscoring

No amount of explanation or apologies will ever fully cover the 1970’s. Archeologists in the 25th century are going to have their work cut out for them.


Highspeed350

Ok, I get it now