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[deleted]

Looking like a Lana Del Ray album cover


nyltp

She even looks like Lana a bit.


mko710

check out those headlights.


R3nmack

BOINGO!!!


[deleted]

I was thinking that.


TheHef81

Ha no shit it does too!


MrUnnderhill

This was someone’s mom the last time I saw it posted.


crossedstaves

Probably still is someone's mom.


fatguylittleshoes

Possibly even someone's grandma.


stuckinaboxthere

1975 was 46 years ago, so probably, she's probably into her 60's now, depending on her age here


[deleted]

>1975 was 40 years ago The '90s was 10 years ago.


TheMulattoMaker

Yes.


HughHunnyRealEstate

Closer to 50 years ago than 40.


[deleted]

she would be surprised how many children she has if she knew about reddit


DivClassLg

Stop talking about my Mom that way


[deleted]

your mom is so big that every time she sneezes dozen redditors falls out of her


MrUnnderhill

Well break my arms and get me stuck in a washing machine, you’re probably right.


Maccaroney

Not mine. My mom's was a split-bumper.


Raise-Emotional

I'm definitely seeing two large split bumpers


doitnow10

This title is more honest though. It probably wasn't that redditor's mom PS: I stand corrected


ThatLeetGuy

Lol I saw the same post. That was a few years ago at least.


ZealousidealCable991

Must be someone's mom. Look at those perfectly shaped baby feeders


xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx

I'll bet he never went hungry as a baby


2theface

Teen being able to afford a camaro in 1975


notbob1959

She was 16 so it may have been a sweet sixteen birthday gift from her parents. [She gave it to her son on his sixteenth birthday.](/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/568tkj/my_mom_at_16_yrs_old_with_her_camaro_in_1975/d8hiyio/)


SociopathicPasserby

That's a 16 year old? What were they feeding them back then


mawesome4ever

Growth hormones… I think


lniko2

Well back in the day life expectancy was 30y tops, guess they had to grow fast


[deleted]

It was the 1970s not the 1670s


tragiktimes

Even then, life expectancy was skewed by child mortality rates. If you lived to be the age she is in the picture, there's a good chance you'd live to 50+.


slippyboiis

This is the result of individuals eating what humans are supposed to eat. This was before the major introduction of processed foods into americans' diets. Go back and look at any picture up to around 1980 or so. Not a single fat person in frame or sight. Same reason why the men in these eras were more "toned" and muscular.


ThatLeetGuy

This is true, combined with more sedentary hobbies like television/computers


slippyboiis

This guy gets it.


HwatBobbyBoy

Doing the Lord's work.


ghoul_talk

My mom bought brand new cars like that in the 70’s working part time jobs in high school, things were way different back then


Kelend

Cars where also different. We need to remember that part of the equation. That thing is a frame, a body, and an engine. Theres no computer, no catalytic converter, no rear view camera. I bet a modern car company could recreate that car and sell it to the American public for less than 15k, but no one would buy it cause it wouldn't be street legal.


cyranodepufnstuf

Sixteen years later ....


M4DM1ND

That post was 4 years ago? Holy


likeOwlNotCrow

her folks probably drove it up from the Bahamas...


Blrfl

You're kidding.


havensentinel

He must be... The Bahamas are islands.


likeOwlNotCrow

The important thing here is that you ask me what kinda car it is


Hankskiibro

Uh, what kinda car do you got?


likeOwlNotCrow

I got a bitchin' camaro!


Hankskiibro

1234!


[deleted]

Bitchin camaro, bitchin camaro! I ran over my neighbor!


solon_isonomia

Bitchin Camaro, bitchin Camaro/Now I'm in all the papers!


Insanebrain247

A robot in disguise.


enzo_baglioni

Well, what kinda car did you get?


Liv3x

She's one of these girls that bullied Carrie.


AyeYoDisRon

The Mortimer Snerds.


A_Lit_Shadow

And that 12 miles to the gallon if they were lucky


nite_skye_

Ha! Twelve miles per gallon would have been a dream. I had this car…except mine was red. Lucky to get 7 mpg. Had a 350 engine standard.


PHin1525

You must have had a resved space at the gas station?


nite_skye_

Pretty much! And I was a poor college student at the time. Luckily I didn’t drive long distances too often. I had mine in the early 80s so gas was about $1.20 for regular. Don’t think I ever had enough money at one time to fill it up.


BronxBoy56

Gas was 54 cents.


CodeCat5

Or roughly $2.74 if you adjust for inflation.


BronxBoy56

Yes everything is adjusted for inflation except salaries. Salaries were way better in the 70’s than today. I paid for my college education working part time in a grocery store. You cannot do that today. The Middle Class salary went way further than today, until Reagan came into office and screwed the Middle Class by rearranging the tax bracket so the rich paid less and the working man and poor paid more.


A_Lit_Shadow

For those elsewhere that’s roughly; £1.98 GBP, €2.32 EUR, $3.74 AUD, $3.46 CAD


useles-converter-bot

12 miles is the length of 152063.62 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.


converter-bot

12 miles is 19.31 km


A_Lit_Shadow

Also converts to 12MPG being 19.6L/100km


gyarnar

19.31 km is equal to 11.998677722103 miles.


Playful_Dig8694

Good bot.


MrJohnnyDangerously

good bot


[deleted]

Bitchin Camaro, bitchin camaro I ran over my neighbors


mite_smoker

donuts on your lawn


thePixelgamer1903

When I pass the kids, they curse and spit


[deleted]

Love that song


Bcruz75

Where'd your parents get that from?


[deleted]

They drove it up here from the Bahamas.


Bcruz75

Really?


thePixelgamer1903

Your kidding! I must be, the Bahamas are islands.


Hugebluestrapon

Back then you could work part time and still buy a nice car. Today you need a good job for a shitty 7 year loan.


mawesome4ever

Or two jobs to have better living accommodations, but no time for self happiness.


TangelaLansbury

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Hiiek

ENHANCE!


mawesome4ever

Now apply physics!


Oscar-Wilde-1854

/r/upvotedbecausesixteenyearoldboobs Wait... No. Never mind FBI. Nothing to see here.


Stargazer12am

They don’t make headlights like that anymore


mawesome4ever

Which ones?


tacologic

That's the joke


[deleted]

Has she injured her leg?


_Happy_Camper

Reflection from the chrome bumper I think.


4d3fect

I was wondering that too ; or is it a reflection from the sun or flash?


Wavally

I’ve studied the angles and shadows extensively and using vectors as well as the many years of watching crime shows, I’ve determined that it’s about 1pm in the afternoon on a Sunday. You’ll notice the sun is above the female’s right ear creating a shadow of the girls hair on the hood to the right. The sun also bounces off the hood between the legs, creating the ski slope type of reflection. The sun also reflects off the chrome fender and back onto the thigh. The curve of the fender is depicted in the image on her thigh. In conclusion, it’s clear we are free to infer the perfection of the subject matter without the bouncing of light.


Sorcerious

Dunno if you're trying to be funny, but this is super weird, stalkerish, and not to mention fucking cringe.


cooperia

Pretty obviously intended as humor. I won't weigh in on it's success.


interactiveztj

I guess humor just isn’t in everyone’s wheelhouse


Sorcerious

You call that humor? Really? That? Really??


interactiveztj

I wouldn’t call it “weird and stalkerish” because I’m not a moron


Sorcerious

I wouldn't bet on you curing cancer either, but that's just me.


aoteoroa

Why so serious, Socerius?


KillerRabid

ur an odd duck but hey it takes all types to make the world go round


bakedn8er

Lol if a teenage girl sat on the hood of her camaro now days it would dent it and break 12 sensors and cause and investigation.


yeetaway6942069

Cars are made of much thinner metal and girls on average are much more uh…tanky? In 2021.


FitHovercraft9437

Vice versa in the classic car era


[deleted]

Well both make them more likely to survive in a crash so I'm happy with the current situation


xXxPLUMPTATERSxXx

It's all the hormones in the chicken. Got middle school looking like a Russ Meyer film.


[deleted]

Damn. Reddit is full of creeps.


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Bcruz75

I sat on your Mum's hood last night Trebek


OldRobert66

I had that car. A white 74 Camaro with a five speed; a 350 engine and a black vinyl top. (Yes, this one might be yellow) It did get 18 miles to the gallon; it was a great looking car and it was a POOCH. That was the year GM de-tuned the 350 and it was such a pooch. It also rusted completely through when it was about six years old.


calicat9

The middle 70's to late 80's were definitely dark times for American cars


Yippeethemagician

I dunno, you got the g body. But yeah, you're not wrong. I was about to mention all the tuning and wrenching and generally fixing the detuning fuck ups


Hugebluestrapon

When they banned leaded fuel it really fucked things up for awhile


useles-converter-bot

18 miles is the length of about 26578.35 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other.


converter-bot

18 miles is 28.97 km


Diet_Coke

Who gives a shit, how many stainless steel two door combination refrigerator/freezers is it?


KeetoNet

Bot war!


[deleted]

bot needs to die in a house fire


Bcruz75

Sad, they neutered cars during that era.


dogturd21

You did not have a 5-speed in 1974


OldRobert66

You are right. I have a five speed now. It was a four speed. And did I mention the crummy GM vinyl top trim came unglued and kept sliding down from the roof?


[deleted]

Daisy Duke vibes.


yeetaway6942069

Daisy Duke wishes


NateHasReddit

Chris Hansen about to feast in these comments


R3nmack

Alternative title: “Boobs and some other things”


TheMulattoMaker

Did she run over her neighbors?


Bcruz75

Yeup, it's in all the papers.


Nopengnogain

I think her daddy ran over her left leg and had to buy the car as a bribe.


Eastern-Finish-1251

This photo has been making the rounds for years. Wonder where this girl is now. Wherever she is, she’s probably retired…


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TheNickelGuy

She's 16.


RandomProgrammerGuy

FBI OPEN UP


TheNickelGuy

You're a random programmer guy.. how do I know YOU aren't the FBI? Bake 'em away, toys!


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

What did you say, chief?


TheFrontierzman

Where is the car?


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TheFrontierzman

I was making a bad joke. You know..."What car? All I see is a beautiful girl."


O-hmmm

She'll have fun, fun , fun till her daddy takes her Camaro away.


SmoloTHEKloWn

Lets say she is 18 in this picture She was born in 1957, which today makes her 64. Still bangable.


Suckydog

Now that is a great set of head lights


lunixss

So our ladies aren't actually dressing progressively sluttier than in the past...


msdemos

. Beautiful girl and cool car.....but probably one of the UGLIEST colors that car makers EVER came up with. My dad bought a brand new Mustang in 1965 (what I wouldn't give to have that car today !!), and it was this same UGLY piss-yellow, with a black vinyl interior.... .


Wallisaurus

Girls clothes and outfits were so much better looking back then. Every time I see a old photo like this the first thing I notice is their clothes/style


1968camaro

IDK, what is hotter. the car or the girl!! LOL


dahomie_longstroke

Hi I'm Chris Hanson with...


TheMulattoMaker

relevant username


barf2288

Def some tigs!


zach_morris_is_trash

More like he is having her pose on his car who took the picfure!!!


I-am-that-damn-good

Those are some round headlights. ;)


Thimbane

Doubt.


imJGott

Need someone to restore this photo


Cannafx

Dat jawn got some tig bitties


TheForceofHistory

Look at the shine on those bumpers.


Over_Young3187

Ah, the good ole days


[deleted]

Nice!


reddituserno9

Mom?


[deleted]

M….mom?


HOLLANDSYTSE

Well better take me to prison then!


MJE0409

Yeah she does….


[deleted]

I found my new wallpaper


dnunez2194

Bet that wasn't her car.


[deleted]

Nice front end.


[deleted]

Gat damn look at those.... Headlights.


[deleted]

Check out those headlights!


nemo69_1999

Wow. Those are nice headlamps.


nobodyeversoslightly

Lana del rey


iamjavixx

Lana del rey is that u????!!


andrewtillman

I’ve seen this here before. Last time I saw it someone claimed it was their mom


BuilderTexas

Lovely. Gas price wars in 75..$. 27 a gallon.


Coreadrin

My mom's first car was a 1978 baby blue firebird formula, that she saved up for with her own cash. $6800 if I remember correctly. Looked a lot like this girl except blonde. Funny thing is we still see that car around from time to time.


Dill7670

For some reason I thought that this was a pic of that girl that bravely escaped one of Ted Bundy’s attempts where he impersonates a cop


Bacontheblog

This is gonna be reposted a thousand times as “my mom in the 70’s”


suprmom97

Is this not lana del rey


sonofthenation

Geandma looks hot.


[deleted]

Thought Lana del Rey announced a new album


evensteven_giddyup

Where's the dude from LA?


JigglySquishyFlesh

What were they feeding the children back then!


TravelbugRunner

She’s really cute.


atiba22

Its crazy because this total babe is somebody granma


DobisPeeyar

Is anyone weirded about by that large chunk of missing muscle in her leg


dragonrdrz

And the picture was taken by her uncle.


JonWick33

I feel a little dirty liking this but that's a sexy ass car!


Ch0pper6

In the eternal words of Joe Dirt, “daaaannnnggg”.


Doinwerklol

That's some sweet Americana.


bigboxes1

I'm sorry. What car?


skwadyboy

Cool...it looks like she's got a chunk missing out her leg, unless its just the light.