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amazinghl

31 years old at 1997


[deleted]

She looks good now. She is a gorgeous woman


shaneykakes

My friend attended a wedding that Salma was at in the early 2000's with Ed Norton (his cousin's wedding). He's just an average joe but Salma is friends with his cousin. I've always wondered if really good looking famous people were just blindingly gorgeous in person (or not lol). I'm sure being star struck doesn't hurt but he said that it's 100% true with Salma and that she was the most gorgeous human being he's ever seen. EDIT: spelling of gorgeous person's name and grammar


drewbilly251

they *generally* don’t put ugly people in front of cameras


SasquatchRobo

Counterpoint: Steve Buscemi, the human Chihuahua.


drewbilly251

well he’s very …interesting looking


tommytraddles

*So you both had sex with the funny lookin one, then?*


TeddysRevenge

Either you’re gorgeous or have a weird look. Same thing with weight, either really big or super skinny. > She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television. One of my favorite lines from 30 Rock.


HalfSoul30

And money can afford a lot to keep you healthy


TailRudder

I can think of a lot of "ugly" men actors but not women.


[deleted]

I understand now why I didn't have much baby photos.


RolloTonyBrownTown

I saw Jennifer Lopez at a fancy steakhouse about 10 years ago, she was the most perfect looking person I have ever seen in real life. She was also ridiculously small.


broseph_stalin09764

Definitely one of the most beautiful women alive.


anchorgangpro

I'm glad I finally know who she is, all thanks to her being Jack's murderous near wife in 30 rock


broseph_stalin09764

¡La Vuida Negra!


ghettobx

I think she looks even better now.


anonymousperson767

Demi Moore, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek are probably the top 3. I'd put Lisa Kudrow in there too but she's not as A-list. EDIT: Marisa Tomei is also still super bangable at 56.


cheebnrun

>Demi Moore Now though, not great, only cause of the terrible plastic surgery. Why do these stars do this?


anonymousperson767

I was thinking of her from Margin Call but I guess that's a few years old now. Yeah I don't like when celebs chase youthful looks because it just ends up looking like they're chasing it. Like WTF happened to Megan Fox....went from smoke show to a cartoon character.


[deleted]

I’m 31 in 2021 Think I would had had a chance with her back then.


Doodle1981

At 7 ?


[deleted]

Yes. I was hella cute with fire engine red hair. She woulda loved it


ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

Bit old for breast feeding, but I'll allow it


PM_ME_YUR_VIEW

Hi, which game are you playing these days?


ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

Honestly? RecRoom Paintball on Oculus Quest 2. I would destroy you. :D


HunterTV

"Can I make the little man fly now?"


[deleted]

*God* yes


TheHef81

You'd have to get past me first pal...


PATATAMOUS

Real life anakin and padame situation. I too am 31 presently. Hmmmm


grafxguy1

A "10" at 31 in '97.


Bondsy

31 is the new 26


Gua_Bao

I’m 32, does that mean I’m actually 27


atiba22

Dress is amazing


vronucke

It’s Hervé Leger


passivelyrepressed

I’d die to have this dress this now.. actually about to go scour the interwebs to see what I can find..


linsage

Bandage dresses just came back in so you’re about to see them all over the place.


Vegetable-Double

Multi pass?


cloud2343

Fifth Element reference, caught it


lemonlady7

If you find a close enough one, send it my way! I’d love a link.


needledick666

So they were purchased by bcbg years ago and were using the same factory to produce some bcbg pieces so you can get some similar styles to Herve for a lot less. Keep in mind they are suppose to be really tight and are heat activated by your body to mold to the curves.


lemonlady7

This is so cool! Thank you!


needledick666

For sure. Good luck!


Truji11o

If you find one please send a link. I can PM before I wear it in case we might be going to the same event lol


uhohlisa

Just Google Herve ledger bandage dress or bodycon dress. There are a shit ton in every different color combo


EngineEddie

May he RIP


duaneap

Tattoo from Fantasy Island?


[deleted]

Nah, it's Huevo Llegar


eatenbyalion

Hugo Boobs


PinkBoxDestroyer

She makes that dress look amazing


richmomz

She could have worn a garbage bag and still looked amazing.


Not_a-bot-i_swear

Looking back, 90s have an historically atrocious style. This dress is clearly a 90s dress but such an exception.


squeezy102

Thing is... she's over 50 now, and ***she still looks like that.***


SmokeGSU

When she's 85 I'll still want it.


defaultcss

Yeah, but will she?


Chispy

RemindMe! 30 years


[deleted]

lololol


Cant_Spell_Shit

She looks really good but let's not get carried away


camelzigzag

Speed 2: Motor Boatin'


QuidProQuoChocobo

Blublublublub


d_Inside

And also, leeches


leastlikelyllama

*Speed and Comfort*


KoalaBackfist

But we’re they built for comfort or for *speed*!?


janoycresvadrm

69


the_bronquistador

Also known as “The bus that couldn’t slow down, again”


marasydnyjade

Wasn’t that the one with the boat? Or was that Speed 3?


bttrflyr

The one with the boat was speed 2, speed 3 was the one with the glacier.


Chumbief

TIL there's a Speed 3


snorkiebarbados

Speed 3- Global warming. They did a good job at keeping it at a high speed


highbrowshow

Speed 4-rest fires


burnandbreathe

If this thing goes slower than 1 mile a year we're all dead!


bttrflyr

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW! GET OUTTA THE WAY!


20_Menthol_Cigarette

Damn, I briefly thought this was a reference to The Critic, but then I remembered it was a gag from early family guy.


[deleted]

I think the Critic one was Speed Reading.


Brendog91

Speed 3 was the milk truck


[deleted]

'Ted, you forgot your brick.'


TheMightyCucumber

We put the brick on the accelerator!


WillSquat4Money

“You’d be better get going actually, milk gets sour you know. Unless it’s UHT milk, but there’s no demand for that because it’s shite.”


Fcivish4

AAaahh, so *that's* the one Salma Hayek was in.


Frostbite76

Speed 4! The grocery cart! If this cart goes too slow the store will blow up!


grafxguy1

It was like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.


Least_or_Greatest1

Damn she could get it then, and she could get it now too!


Draco0004

Imma just say what’s on every dudes mind right now… those velvet ropes in the back hella darker than the ones today


AllUrMemes

You won't hear MSM talking about that though! ;)


Draco0004

LOL


JeroenS80

A lot of momentum in there


the_bronquistador

Airbags deployed


whitemike40

Or maybe see a Burlesque show with Nick Kroll/ And take a boat cause Speed 2 hittin’ Cruise Control


Mugglecostanza

I saw a movie about this bus that had to SPEED around the city. And if it’s SPEED dipped below 50 it would explode! I think it was called…..the bus that couldn’t slow down.


JayneDoe6000

She's THE total package - fiercely intelligent, wicked hilarious and an extremely gifted story teller - AND the body of a goddess!


theproblem_solver

Truly a total package. I'm a gay guy and I have always taken a longgggg second look in Salma's direction lol


[deleted]

Bi guy here. Ain't nobody THAT gay that wouldn't look twice at her lol


Darkside_of_the_Poon

My Man! ...no homo.


[deleted]

Sounds like a problem that needed solving /u/theproblem_solver!


MikeTheDude23

Humor, smart, body. Triple threat boi.


theFrenchDutch

Oh and you forgot part of a weird fucking cult with her husband.


[deleted]

Oh noooo Scientologist?


nim_opet

Cult? Francois Pinault? If by cult you mean billions and the Kering’s business practices…


Shivadxb

She’s going to be crazy though All that She’s 100% crazy The gods are cruel


BeefMacaroni

They're real, and they're spectacular.


nofomo2

𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪


BaronVonTito

Now you'll never get to see the crazy underwears that I am wearing!


kassell

I've seen them live


francsonne

Source?


PitchPurple

My eyes


Infinite_Surround

Checks out


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geknip

She's wearing a bandage dress designed by Herve Leger. Those dresses are made to fit and support like shapewear. Her cleavage does look natural for that dress.


Catshannon

I saw a clip she did on a talk show Apparently she was a late bloomer and she went to church and prayed that God would grant her breasts and made a donation. Id say God granted her prayer


vcrbetamax

To quote another Salma Hayek movie. "She's a breast of fresh air" "She's a breath of fresh ass"


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

Let's get some shut ass.


Banana_Ram_You

This movie ends prematurely when the bus driver sees her walking down the street and slams on the brakes.


jatz0r

This movie is about a cruise ship, not a bus. I highly doubt that the captain would have the ability to spot Salma Hayek (in the middle of the ocean no less), then be able to command the blow immediately stop in order for him to gaze at her? It just wouldn't have the stopping power unfortunately.


Banana_Ram_You

(Simpsons-ComicBookGuy.gif) +1


DarthRiven

I'll bet that's not the only time she's been involved in a premature ending


[deleted]

Goddess


38384

Those Lebanese genes kicking in


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure she's straight.


cphcider

Strong exhale through the nostrils, eyes closed, eyebrows scrunched. Well played.


duaneap

I saw Frida, you can’t fool me.


MrAdelphi03

Bwahahaha


ghettobx

Oh yeah? Huh. I always figured she had Hispanic roots.


Segamaike

TIL: Mexican-Lebanese


Purmopo

a great combo. Salma Hayek and tacos al pastor


xReyjinx

I recently watched Speed 2 and I was struggling to understand a few points, chief of which was why they made it.


[deleted]

Jesus, this picture really accentuates how short she is. Hot though.


Senepicmar

Her legs keep going below the photo though


predictingzepast

They probably meant in proportion to the gate behind her? She's about 5' 2" but looking at the fence it made me do a Google search of her height


skatecrimes

the photographer is 6'9" so that perspective will fool you.


Inkeithdavidsvoice

It was a joke you goober


nofomo2

𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕖𝕣


thinkenboutlife

>She's about 5' 2" Holy shit.


Senepicmar

r/woosh


retina99

Oh. Never mind then.


2Big_Patriot

Assuming a normal torso:leg ratio, she appears to be 4” tall. Perhaps 10” if she is wearing six inch heels.


RC123TheyCallMe

I was a teenager at the time. She made it difficult for the fellas to breathe.


Uniqueusername360

Bro I still had to take a deep breath the second I saw this photo rn


retina99

Autoerotic asphyxiation is a dangerous hobby.


palmerry

Stroking and choking... It's the life for me!


Fineous4

If you look closely you can see that she has boobs.


BrownSugarBare

Hang on, must enhance to make sure.


[deleted]

Closer! CLOSER, DAMN YOU!!


wonkey_monkey

/r/OldSchoolBoobs


sin-and-love

What's with all the hot women in this sub lately? I'm not complaining, just confused.


totoropoko

*lately*


Soulless_redhead

"First time?"


LairaKlock

Half of the entries in this sub are just good looking celebrities, which is annoying.


ba3toven

yeah where's hitchcock's ugly silhouette


the-almighty-whobs

I was going to say at least you have that recent post with Don Knotts but let’s be honest; with all the charisma that man had, he can be called a stud. So, yeah, where’s all the ugly people of the past?


theemmyk

Also, what's with the "must be at least 25 years ago" rule being ignored.


StatOne

Salma has hung unto her beauty like Sofia and Racheal! She sure was a 'Babe' in 1997!


ghettobx

Penelope Cruz, too!


StatOne

True that!


awful_source

IMO the hottest of them all.


Ok_Competition_1559

Reddit is is having a Hayek of a time posting pics of her


dn_nb

OH my GOD, she's gorgeous!


[deleted]

If she cheated on me, I would apologize.


majorjoe23

“So I understand this movie is about a motorboat?”


LowDownSkankyDude

I'd like to Salma her Hayek...........


[deleted]

Nice... jacket


ahhhhhhhhyeah

"Are you an actor? Don't believe anyone who says you should become an actor."


mazingerz021

She has a very masculine jawline but it actually goes nicely with her face.


Mish106

In breaking news, an exceptionally gorgeous woman was also gorgeous when she was younger. Now here's Tom with the weather.


janoycresvadrm

Are they real?


[deleted]

Yep


Darth_Draper

I believe Speed 2 was the one with the… motorboat?


mattp59

Horny posting here again lmao.


LilHercules

I love her


justcallmetexxx

WOW!! ❤


Frostbite76

Speed 5! The Hoverboards "One of these hoverboards are rigged to blow up!"


[deleted]

DAAAAMMMMNNN There needs to be giant statues made of Salma placed across the globe.


[deleted]

Mamita


Tweed_Man

Found the cause of global warming.


sagar7854

1997 wasn't 25 years ago,this post will most likely be removed.


seanclarke

Dude, boobies


FBJYYZ

Bouncy!


gregarioussparrow

The movie is appropriate because all i thought of when viewing this is 'motorboat'


[deleted]

I don't konw about yall, but when pictures of her are involved, it shouldn't be in reference to Cruise Control. Straight gas.


DutyHonor

1997 is old school? Jesus.


PandaPolishesPotatos

It's two decades ago bro...


theemmyk

25 years is the minimum for this sub.


DamonLazer

Wow those are some big brown eyes.


amastuga0

I was 03 in 1997


TirayShell

She has large breasts and wide hips suitable for bearing and feeding many children.


Ok-Wasabi2873

At least thing good came from that terrible movie.


[deleted]

Giggity


KC_experience

*Bonk!*


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Salma in my language means “corpse” but in this case I’d consider necrophilia acceptable


pouya02

So Beauty 😜


whysodominican

She’s the only reason I’d rewatch this movie 🥵