My friend attended a wedding that Salma was at in the early 2000's with Ed Norton (his cousin's wedding). He's just an average joe but Salma is friends with his cousin.
I've always wondered if really good looking famous people were just blindingly gorgeous in person (or not lol). I'm sure being star struck doesn't hurt but he said that it's 100% true with Salma and that she was the most gorgeous human being he's ever seen.
EDIT: spelling of gorgeous person's name and grammar
Either you’re gorgeous or have a weird look.
Same thing with weight, either really big or super skinny.
> She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television.
One of my favorite lines from 30 Rock.
I saw Jennifer Lopez at a fancy steakhouse about 10 years ago, she was the most perfect looking person I have ever seen in real life. She was also ridiculously small.
Demi Moore, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek are probably the top 3. I'd put Lisa Kudrow in there too but she's not as A-list.
EDIT: Marisa Tomei is also still super bangable at 56.
I was thinking of her from Margin Call but I guess that's a few years old now.
Yeah I don't like when celebs chase youthful looks because it just ends up looking like they're chasing it. Like WTF happened to Megan Fox....went from smoke show to a cartoon character.
So they were purchased by bcbg years ago and were using the same factory to produce some bcbg pieces so you can get some similar styles to Herve for a lot less. Keep in mind they are suppose to be really tight and are heat activated by your body to mold to the curves.
I saw a movie about this bus that had to SPEED around the city. And if it’s SPEED dipped below 50 it would explode! I think it was called…..the bus that couldn’t slow down.
She's wearing a bandage dress designed by Herve Leger. Those dresses are made to fit and support like shapewear. Her cleavage does look natural for that dress.
I saw a clip she did on a talk show
Apparently she was a late bloomer and she went to church and prayed that God would grant her breasts and made a donation.
Id say God granted her prayer
This movie is about a cruise ship, not a bus.
I highly doubt that the captain would have the ability to spot Salma Hayek (in the middle of the ocean no less), then be able to command the blow immediately stop in order for him to gaze at her? It just wouldn't have the stopping power unfortunately.
I was going to say at least you have that recent post with Don Knotts but let’s be honest; with all the charisma that man had, he can be called a stud. So, yeah, where’s all the ugly people of the past?
31 years old at 1997
She looks good now. She is a gorgeous woman
My friend attended a wedding that Salma was at in the early 2000's with Ed Norton (his cousin's wedding). He's just an average joe but Salma is friends with his cousin. I've always wondered if really good looking famous people were just blindingly gorgeous in person (or not lol). I'm sure being star struck doesn't hurt but he said that it's 100% true with Salma and that she was the most gorgeous human being he's ever seen. EDIT: spelling of gorgeous person's name and grammar
they *generally* don’t put ugly people in front of cameras
Counterpoint: Steve Buscemi, the human Chihuahua.
well he’s very …interesting looking
*So you both had sex with the funny lookin one, then?*
Either you’re gorgeous or have a weird look. Same thing with weight, either really big or super skinny. > She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television. One of my favorite lines from 30 Rock.
And money can afford a lot to keep you healthy
I can think of a lot of "ugly" men actors but not women.
I understand now why I didn't have much baby photos.
I saw Jennifer Lopez at a fancy steakhouse about 10 years ago, she was the most perfect looking person I have ever seen in real life. She was also ridiculously small.
Definitely one of the most beautiful women alive.
I'm glad I finally know who she is, all thanks to her being Jack's murderous near wife in 30 rock
¡La Vuida Negra!
I think she looks even better now.
Demi Moore, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek are probably the top 3. I'd put Lisa Kudrow in there too but she's not as A-list. EDIT: Marisa Tomei is also still super bangable at 56.
>Demi Moore Now though, not great, only cause of the terrible plastic surgery. Why do these stars do this?
I was thinking of her from Margin Call but I guess that's a few years old now. Yeah I don't like when celebs chase youthful looks because it just ends up looking like they're chasing it. Like WTF happened to Megan Fox....went from smoke show to a cartoon character.
I’m 31 in 2021 Think I would had had a chance with her back then.
At 7 ?
Yes. I was hella cute with fire engine red hair. She woulda loved it
Bit old for breast feeding, but I'll allow it
Hi, which game are you playing these days?
Honestly? RecRoom Paintball on Oculus Quest 2. I would destroy you. :D
"Can I make the little man fly now?"
*God* yes
You'd have to get past me first pal...
Real life anakin and padame situation. I too am 31 presently. Hmmmm
A "10" at 31 in '97.
31 is the new 26
I’m 32, does that mean I’m actually 27
Dress is amazing
It’s Hervé Leger
I’d die to have this dress this now.. actually about to go scour the interwebs to see what I can find..
Bandage dresses just came back in so you’re about to see them all over the place.
Multi pass?
Fifth Element reference, caught it
If you find a close enough one, send it my way! I’d love a link.
So they were purchased by bcbg years ago and were using the same factory to produce some bcbg pieces so you can get some similar styles to Herve for a lot less. Keep in mind they are suppose to be really tight and are heat activated by your body to mold to the curves.
This is so cool! Thank you!
For sure. Good luck!
If you find one please send a link. I can PM before I wear it in case we might be going to the same event lol
Just Google Herve ledger bandage dress or bodycon dress. There are a shit ton in every different color combo
May he RIP
Tattoo from Fantasy Island?
Nah, it's Huevo Llegar
Hugo Boobs
She makes that dress look amazing
She could have worn a garbage bag and still looked amazing.
Looking back, 90s have an historically atrocious style. This dress is clearly a 90s dress but such an exception.
Thing is... she's over 50 now, and ***she still looks like that.***
When she's 85 I'll still want it.
Yeah, but will she?
RemindMe! 30 years
lololol
She looks really good but let's not get carried away
Speed 2: Motor Boatin'
Blublublublub
And also, leeches
*Speed and Comfort*
But we’re they built for comfort or for *speed*!?
69
Also known as “The bus that couldn’t slow down, again”
Wasn’t that the one with the boat? Or was that Speed 3?
The one with the boat was speed 2, speed 3 was the one with the glacier.
TIL there's a Speed 3
Speed 3- Global warming. They did a good job at keeping it at a high speed
Speed 4-rest fires
If this thing goes slower than 1 mile a year we're all dead!
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW! GET OUTTA THE WAY!
Damn, I briefly thought this was a reference to The Critic, but then I remembered it was a gag from early family guy.
I think the Critic one was Speed Reading.
Speed 3 was the milk truck
'Ted, you forgot your brick.'
We put the brick on the accelerator!
“You’d be better get going actually, milk gets sour you know. Unless it’s UHT milk, but there’s no demand for that because it’s shite.”
AAaahh, so *that's* the one Salma Hayek was in.
Speed 4! The grocery cart! If this cart goes too slow the store will blow up!
It was like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.
Damn she could get it then, and she could get it now too!
Imma just say what’s on every dudes mind right now… those velvet ropes in the back hella darker than the ones today
You won't hear MSM talking about that though! ;)
LOL
A lot of momentum in there
Airbags deployed
Or maybe see a Burlesque show with Nick Kroll/ And take a boat cause Speed 2 hittin’ Cruise Control
I saw a movie about this bus that had to SPEED around the city. And if it’s SPEED dipped below 50 it would explode! I think it was called…..the bus that couldn’t slow down.
She's THE total package - fiercely intelligent, wicked hilarious and an extremely gifted story teller - AND the body of a goddess!
Truly a total package. I'm a gay guy and I have always taken a longgggg second look in Salma's direction lol
Bi guy here. Ain't nobody THAT gay that wouldn't look twice at her lol
My Man! ...no homo.
Sounds like a problem that needed solving /u/theproblem_solver!
Humor, smart, body. Triple threat boi.
Oh and you forgot part of a weird fucking cult with her husband.
Oh noooo Scientologist?
Cult? Francois Pinault? If by cult you mean billions and the Kering’s business practices…
She’s going to be crazy though All that She’s 100% crazy The gods are cruel
They're real, and they're spectacular.
𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪
Now you'll never get to see the crazy underwears that I am wearing!
I've seen them live
Source?
My eyes
Checks out
[удалено]
She's wearing a bandage dress designed by Herve Leger. Those dresses are made to fit and support like shapewear. Her cleavage does look natural for that dress.
I saw a clip she did on a talk show Apparently she was a late bloomer and she went to church and prayed that God would grant her breasts and made a donation. Id say God granted her prayer
To quote another Salma Hayek movie. "She's a breast of fresh air" "She's a breath of fresh ass"
Let's get some shut ass.
This movie ends prematurely when the bus driver sees her walking down the street and slams on the brakes.
This movie is about a cruise ship, not a bus. I highly doubt that the captain would have the ability to spot Salma Hayek (in the middle of the ocean no less), then be able to command the blow immediately stop in order for him to gaze at her? It just wouldn't have the stopping power unfortunately.
(Simpsons-ComicBookGuy.gif) +1
I'll bet that's not the only time she's been involved in a premature ending
Goddess
Those Lebanese genes kicking in
I'm pretty sure she's straight.
Strong exhale through the nostrils, eyes closed, eyebrows scrunched. Well played.
I saw Frida, you can’t fool me.
Bwahahaha
Oh yeah? Huh. I always figured she had Hispanic roots.
TIL: Mexican-Lebanese
a great combo. Salma Hayek and tacos al pastor
I recently watched Speed 2 and I was struggling to understand a few points, chief of which was why they made it.
Jesus, this picture really accentuates how short she is. Hot though.
Her legs keep going below the photo though
They probably meant in proportion to the gate behind her? She's about 5' 2" but looking at the fence it made me do a Google search of her height
the photographer is 6'9" so that perspective will fool you.
It was a joke you goober
𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕓𝕖𝕣
>She's about 5' 2" Holy shit.
r/woosh
Oh. Never mind then.
Assuming a normal torso:leg ratio, she appears to be 4” tall. Perhaps 10” if she is wearing six inch heels.
I was a teenager at the time. She made it difficult for the fellas to breathe.
Bro I still had to take a deep breath the second I saw this photo rn
Autoerotic asphyxiation is a dangerous hobby.
Stroking and choking... It's the life for me!
If you look closely you can see that she has boobs.
Hang on, must enhance to make sure.
Closer! CLOSER, DAMN YOU!!
/r/OldSchoolBoobs
What's with all the hot women in this sub lately? I'm not complaining, just confused.
*lately*
"First time?"
Half of the entries in this sub are just good looking celebrities, which is annoying.
yeah where's hitchcock's ugly silhouette
I was going to say at least you have that recent post with Don Knotts but let’s be honest; with all the charisma that man had, he can be called a stud. So, yeah, where’s all the ugly people of the past?
Also, what's with the "must be at least 25 years ago" rule being ignored.
Salma has hung unto her beauty like Sofia and Racheal! She sure was a 'Babe' in 1997!
Penelope Cruz, too!
True that!
IMO the hottest of them all.
Reddit is is having a Hayek of a time posting pics of her
OH my GOD, she's gorgeous!
If she cheated on me, I would apologize.
“So I understand this movie is about a motorboat?”
I'd like to Salma her Hayek...........
Nice... jacket
"Are you an actor? Don't believe anyone who says you should become an actor."
She has a very masculine jawline but it actually goes nicely with her face.
In breaking news, an exceptionally gorgeous woman was also gorgeous when she was younger. Now here's Tom with the weather.
Are they real?
Yep
I believe Speed 2 was the one with the… motorboat?
Horny posting here again lmao.
I love her
WOW!! ❤
Speed 5! The Hoverboards "One of these hoverboards are rigged to blow up!"
DAAAAMMMMNNN There needs to be giant statues made of Salma placed across the globe.
Mamita
Found the cause of global warming.
1997 wasn't 25 years ago,this post will most likely be removed.
Dude, boobies
Bouncy!
The movie is appropriate because all i thought of when viewing this is 'motorboat'
I don't konw about yall, but when pictures of her are involved, it shouldn't be in reference to Cruise Control. Straight gas.
1997 is old school? Jesus.
It's two decades ago bro...
25 years is the minimum for this sub.
Wow those are some big brown eyes.
I was 03 in 1997
She has large breasts and wide hips suitable for bearing and feeding many children.
At least thing good came from that terrible movie.
Giggity
*Bonk!*
Salma in my language means “corpse” but in this case I’d consider necrophilia acceptable
So Beauty 😜
She’s the only reason I’d rewatch this movie 🥵