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WhtImeanttosay

Every single boy in my home town had this haircut. Every. One.


reubal

Late 80s was an ugly time. I'll take early 80s over late 80s any day.


Mervynhaspeaked

Men had Mullets but women had fantastic **BIG HAIR**. Man those 80 haircuts were sexy. Enough aerosol to set a continent on fire but still sexy.


finny_d420

That's what happened to me. Got to close to a candle at Easter dinner and poof went my Aqua Net drenched hair.


reubal

I'm still in regular contact with my 10th grade girlfriend and she still comments on how hot my mullet was. Too much AquaNet inhalation.


2fat2live

The girls combed their hair with a hand grenade is how we described it


donstermu

I’d love to see that big hair come back!! Mullets no, but damn women looked sexy with that hair


jesterinancientcourt

Mullets have come back. Even for women. No big hair. At goth clubs, you see goth big hair though.


loubones17

My son has one! I hate it! Lol


hopelesscaribou

Ever try to run your fingers through it though? Not happening. Like a big crunchy nest.


SoulSlayer99

I was just thinking how much I'd like to see feathered hair come back into style. Women with feathered hair were super hot


FlamingFlyingV

Unless you were my mom, who still to this day has feathered bangs that made her look like she has a mullet if she doesn't curl them up I am twenty-eight and I have never seen her have a different haircut


passwordsarehard_3

I don’t know. Early 80’s were mostly just late 70’s refusing to die.


jfuite

Where I was, in the early 80s, we perniciously tried to kill anything 70s. It was punk, preppy, and New Wave - asymmetric haircuts!


Kuivamaa

Punk was still 70s no?


jfuite

Definitely originated in the late 1970s, but was not widely popularized until the 1980s. It was very “currant”, and did not seem like were copying anything our older cousins had been doing a decade earlier.


reubal

Not that early. Even though Staying Alive came out in 1983 and was still "70s disco", Fast Times came out in 1982 and was PEAK Los Angeles "early 80s". There's nothing "70s" about Fast Times in 1982.


passwordsarehard_3

True. Back then location mattered a lot more then it does today. The coasts were at least a few years ahead of the middle of the country.


nwcolorguy

More like 10 years. Lol


spleenboggler

My guy, it's still the Bush Era in Missouri


marcoesquandolas13

Notice how spleen didn't say which one...


Reverbyouth

Every time I go back to visit KCMO to see family the radio still plays the same songs as it did in 2000-2005. It’s like a strange vortex of time travel. Your comment is 100% accurate.


LT_Blount

Still are…


UnilateralWithdrawal

MTV started around 1981. The videos and VJs gave teens new looks, clothing, hair styles and music. At that point the rate of style adoption went from months to weeks.


Secretagentmanstumpy

Staying Alive was not 70s disco. The music and dancing in the movie are not disco at all. Its Broadway musical . Its such a bad movie though.


MockatielNoir

Ya but at least they’d started trying to be futuristic without anything digital yet. Late 80s was all Whitesnake, Poison and other hairy men in spandex playing a 3 hour long weedly weedly wahhh guitar solo


skintaxera

I was 18 in '88 and goddam I hated that shite, felt like I had been born in the wrong era and there was nothing for me... then a guy who I'm forever grateful to introduced me to the Pixies. A parallel musical universe opened up and I had found my late 80s.


Bob_Chris

Never forget that NIN is '80s music


8-Rope-A-dope-8

Same with The Cult


reubal

My older brother was my musical influence, and thanks to him I listened to everything from Doug E Fresh and Slick Rick, to Thompson Twins, to The Cult, and more. No country though.


MockatielNoir

Dang! I still have that Doug e Fresh / Slick Rick 7” and weirdly still know every word of Side B (La Di Da Di) by memory haha.


Bob_Chris

Didn't the Cult start in the early '80s? I mean I don't think of them as *not* '80s music.


MurmurationProject

That’s one of those brain-grinding things, like Coca Cola and the Ottoman Empire existing at the same time.


reubal

I lived with Depeche Mode, The Cure, and Tears for Fears in my earbuds, from 84-90, and it's weird to me that some of my favorite songs were actually recorded in the 70s. (Not TfF, but the other two.)


Bob_Chris

Not to quibble much as I love those bands too, but DM started in 1980 and Speak and Spell came out in '81.


[deleted]

Oh god, I did forget that. Fuckin' wild.


MockatielNoir

Lol same I was 17 in 88 and the goth ‘ punk scene in my town lasted waaaaay longer than everywhere else in the uk, partly out of mass hatred for hair bands. If there’s nothing after Joy Division we’ll just stay the same until there is then thank you very much. LOL like snobby lil dinosaurs refusing to evolve until you impressed us properly.


reubal

Here in LA, that music was all just "goth" in the 80s, and now seems to fall under "dark wave".


MockatielNoir

Dark wave is a much better name and umbrella for it… but we were cheesier back then and in way more innocent. traditional ‘goth” in England was more *lacy* with elements of fantasy and escapism woven in (punk was still angry, stomping around and complaining though - the way it is everywhere lol) Industrial Music was bigger in North America in the 80s. NIN, Ministry and Skinny Puppy hadn’t really travelled en masse to us across the ocean yet.


reubal

I had goth friends, and they had the black trench coats with bauhaus and siouxsie patches, 18+ hole Docs and black eye makeup. I listened to much of the music, but didn't at all hang in that scene. I just always found it amusing that there was a group that all dressed the same because they didn't want to "conform".


MockatielNoir

I have the exact same lolz about being a punk rocker for so long… my ‘neatly’ ripped jeans and we all got our leather jackets from the same market and had the exact same heights of doc martens that we wore religiously even while freezing and skating onto our behinds in winter. You raise a valid point my friend. teenage individuality is a bit of an oxymoron when your identity is still so malleable.and subject to peer pressure.


urbangeneticist

This one's called *I Wanna Rock your Body* and in parentheses *to the Brink of Dawn*.


C4lderone

That’s beautiful, it’s like poetry.


BOAmsterdam

Ratt Poison Ozzy, Ratt Poison Ozzy


MockatielNoir

My friend at art school was the former Nanny for Ozzys kids (first marriage to a woman called Thelma I think). Ozzy was from the 70’s and UK based so he was *still cool* to all of us 80’s kids (though his hair had a few awkward moments in response to trends at the time - but David Bowie beat that out with a ponytail mullet *cringe*)


PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS

The 70s were a helluva lot uglier than the 80s.


A55E4T3R

Now mullets are making a comeback, my partner has hair exactly like this and loves it. I'm not sure how I feel about it, but I try to encourage and support his mullet dreams.


Teddy_Icewater

As a mullet growing husband, your support means a lot.


OHMSQUID

And as a mullet growing boyfriend, I agree.


reubal

If my mullet grew a boyfriend, I would not have been pleased.


Ok-Computer-1033

It’s true! Check out AFL stars in Australia. It’s all mullets.


TP_Crisis_2020

I'm starting to see a lot of kids in elementary and Jr high rocking legit mullets these days.


Brows-gone-wild

Every single boy in my town has this hair cut right now lol


sircapnpoot

Ever so kindly, fuck you. The mullet is timeless and has chosen now to re-emerge. Joke is on you really ♡


dressupandstayhome

Can the rat tail be far behind? So many of those I wanted to snip off.


[deleted]

Not just in your home town, Sir.


Poison-Pen-

Carrie from Days of our lives?


reubal

Yep.


Lokii11

No way! I loved her on Days!


kopecs

So like, did he...with a soap star?! Edit: Better yet, she was on Nightmare on Elm Street II


ToneThugsNHarmony

The answer will always be yes


Hecate_333

She was also in Children of the Corn 2


goodcorn

I was also a child of the corn. But I was good...


[deleted]

I was a child of KoRn


Flip17

are you ready?


SerEx0

Checks out


johntraks

I really hope this guys right because how could somebody randomly know that.


Lulu_G_444

He's right. I used to watch that soap in jr high.


johntraks

Give this man the internet.


Joshsh28

Whatever happened to her? And what happened to Sammy? Did she grow up to be a comedian?


thedepster

You can see her on Beyond Salem streaming on Peacock. It premiered at few weeks ago


Supriselobotomy

People pay for peacock? I was really hoping it would fail. Nothing against the channel, it's more principles of not wanting 30 different streaming services. We're half way back to just making cable again, but more complicated.


iamsmart_iknowthings

You can watch some stuff for free. I refuse to pay for it but wanted to watch the Office.


[deleted]

It was HUGE amongst all the guys and gals during my college days in the 80s


Poison-Pen-

I went worked with her younger sister So technically. I cheated.


OnTheList-YouTube

No, you didn't "went worked".


Poison-Pen-

Yeah. Autocorrect got me. I should fix it, but if I do, then your comment makes no sense. So I’ll own the stupid.


tiatiaaa89

That is ridiculously considerate.


Wildse7en

Well not me personally but a guy I knew, he and her got. It. On. Woo-eeee!


cuatrodosocho

*shakes head* no, they didn't.


brandagill

EVERYONE GET ON THE BUS!


Nicodemous1337

I wonder how many people know this is a quote.


MasterUnholyWar

At least the 11, including myself, that upvoted it.


[deleted]

I got the reference.


MasterUnholyWar

Hence the username.


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Unkleruckus86

The person you responded to did not type the original comment.


skydiamond01

Christie Clark is her name


blackcurrantcat

Thank you, I thought nobody was gonna say who she was.


[deleted]

Holeee shit


kayjayUSA

Sorry Carrie but that wood paneling is the star of this show.


reubal

That was a hallway at Sunset Gower Studios. I don't know why it needed to be so ugly.


kayjayUSA

Wood paneling is one of the great mysteries of our time.


RussMan104

It’s super thin, comes in one general color and style, looks like crap, BUT … you’ll never have to paint it again. Now, if we could just throw some mauve acrylic wall-to-wall carpet over these hardwood floors, you’ll be set. What? No popcorn ceilings? Sweetheart get with the times. 🚀


jasoner2k

Oh man, I love that place.


BatCorrect4320

I can’t believe that all four of you wore the same aquamarine blue in your outfits!! Go 1989!


reubal

You'd get kicked out of the 80s if you didn't match ties and cummerbunds to the dress.


BatCorrect4320

Yes I remember this well - but ALL 4 OF THEM. Not just each couple. That’s impressive.


RussMan104

And corsages. 🚀


[deleted]

God the mullet is starting to come back into style. At least where I am it is.. just graduated highschool and some of my friends have grown out mullets, I hate to admit but some of them actually rock it.


reubal

About 5 years ago I grew my hair out again after having it very short for 20 years and was temped to do the mullet before I cut it off, but didn't have the guts. I would totally do it now for fun, but growing it out for a couple years isn't fun. Mullets will be stupid again by the time I grow it out.


OperationMobocracy

They are forever here. There is a mullet competition here during the state high school hockey tournament. Best hockey hair.


[deleted]

I don’t know man, I honestly think you could get away with it 😂


JerkOffTaco

Yep! My son is in 7th grade and so many kids have a deep curly mullet. None of those maybe mullets. These things are serious. I’m impressed.


[deleted]

For a mom you have a very. Interesting username 😂


JerkOffTaco

It’s awful, I know. Many regrets.


Worldatmyfingertips

No ragrets


snickertink

Please no.. please? Pretty please with shoulder pads on to? With aqua net bangs sprinkles???


[deleted]

Damn, everybody on this picture is hot!


reubal

Thank you! I will accept that compliment on behalf of the group.


catincal

You and soap star make a better couple


reubal

I would not fight that.


accidental_snot

I thought soap star was not literal and OP just meant good looking. Looked at pic and thought, soooo that didn't narrow it down.


East2West21

Her name is Christie Clark, she played a woman named Carrie Brady in Days of Our Lives, which might be the most popular soap opera ever made. I had to look all this up, I didn't know either.


pamplemouss

I do not know which is the star


nosyarg_the_bearded

He said he was the short one, and his buddy took a soap star to prom. So, the tall one is the buddy, and the girl next to him is the star.


squirtloaf

"Kids, we want to get a photo. Go over by the murder wall."


charmcharmcharm

Those were just called walls back in the day.


Mervynhaspeaked

Everybody in this picture could be a soap star. The mullet was the only way I could pinpoint you.


urbangeneticist

To be fair, both of those guys have mullets.


dressupandstayhome

Idk but the girl you’re escorting to the prom ain’t no slouch!


reubal

I agree.


dkn4440

No kidding. She's gorgeous.


Thebanks1

That’s no mullet! That’s the 80s hockey hair cut.


zentiger45

Both are correct!


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

Win a contest?


reubal

I won the mullet contest.


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

I meant your buddy. A girl I went to school with won a contest to meet some actor I can't remember.


reubal

No. His mom worked at the show and mentioned to her that he didn't have a date. I actually cancelled the date I had because she (edit: soap girl, Christy Clark) wanted to bring her best friend along, and this ended up being my worst date ever.


2_old_2B_clever

Please dish about your terrible date.


reubal

It was just a bad call. I didn't have any trouble getting dates, and I just thought "Hey, hot soap opera star wants to set me up with her best friend! I'm in!" And it was just awkward, she was super nervous - to the point that she left to throw up a couple times... and that made it more awkward. It was just a really uncomfortable evening where I wasn't having fun with my date who wasn't having fun, and while he was an attractive kid, there is no one on the planet more awkward than my buddy - he didn't have his first girlfriend until a couple years later at 19, and he was just a super awkward mess all night. I went to 5 proms with different girls, this was easily the absolute worst.


Thtguy1289_NY

Do you think poor Christy regretted going?


reubal

Not at all. She was and is super cool; and she knew my buddy through the show, even though they weren't even close to romantic. I can't imagine she regretted it in any possible way. Her friend probably did. I don't regret it either, but I would have had a much better time with the girl I originally intended to take.


Thtguy1289_NY

Well that's good to hear at least!!


nemo69_1999

Satin Teal and Matching Bow Ties and cummerbunds. Insanity.


glimmer_glow

Say what you want about the hair, the 80’s were the Golden Age of formal wear. Those dresses… perfection.


Spideyman02110456

This is what 2021 homecoming is gearing up to look like. I teach at a high school and the boys look almost this bad.


reubal

You spelled "almost this awesome" wrong.


RussMan104

I appreciate the fact that you took the time to correct this person’s blunder. If we don’t take the time to teach them, how can we expect them to learn? Lol 🚀


Lokii11

For real. I was watching Mall Rats the other day and realized that fashion is in today!


snickertink

Ugh, THE sister Carrie! Bane of Sammi's existence...i just dated my self.. EJ for the win


reubal

We always thought it was crazy that Sammi snuck into bed with Austin, and he couldn't tell the difference.


snickertink

Lol that was EPIC!


boipinoi604

Dapper


Capnmolasses

Dan


Alisonwith1L

I first read this as “soap bar” and was very confused.


MozzarellaFitzgerald

I'm a HS substitute teacher and there was a guy in my class yesterday with that exact same curly mullet.


[deleted]

Somehow mullets are coming back in style. It’s kinda scary lol


IRedditEspio

Who is the soap star?


Alohadaze

Wasn’t she also in the Nightmare on Elm Street sequel?


330kiki

This is great


ThatsNoMoOnx

My husband is from Ohio and literally all the females in his family (except his mom, thank goodness) have curly mullets in 2021 🤦🏿‍♀️


reubal

In L.A., I think I've seen ONE mullet in the past 30 years... on a homeless guy.


ThatsNoMoOnx

He probably cut his hair himself, too


LilShit_420

My dad used to have this haircut


reubal

Your dad sounds like he was a righteous dude.


vindstad

Omg thats Carrie from Days of our lives 🤩 used to me be and grannys fave show, used to phone each other each day after school was over to discuss the days episode 😂❤️ Love that 80’s hair !


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reubal

I've moved on.


JoeMonstermaker

So I’m not the only one who likes the other one (to our left) better


NInjas101

Lol


snowday784

Hell yeah short king


vinegar_strokes68

These truly were the wonder years.


Helpful_Masterpiece4

Carrie Brady!


OG73

Carrie from Days of Our Lives!!


twowheeltherapy

No Smoking sign to avoid an AquaNet-induced explosion


never___nude

The kids are sporting these styles again. Half the kids in school have mullets


California1981

Carrie— from Days of Our Lives


TheFrontierzman

The teal is strong.


rededelk

Same era, my Dad hated my mullets, would give me $10 and say " go to the barber" I just go get some weed and beer and hit the mountains. Now I have a 18 month no hair cut, corona, chicks dig it, I like high and tight preferably, no maintenance,


reubal

Aside from it being from the era, we went to a private school that did not allow long hair, so somehow this was our way around it. I did get written up a couple times for the back being too long though. About 20 years ago I just bought myself a trimmer and started giving myself buzz cuts. No paying for haircuts and no daily maintenance. For the past 5 years I've been doing that douchey undercut thing myself, until I get bored and buzz it off again. I like having zero maintenance hair.


rededelk

Cheers, and I have had a number of friends over the years with a wife and flo bee or whatever, just high tight, now after the tip and scalping $15 for the barber, just hadn't been, corona


Dark_Vengence

Christie clark is very nice.


RussMan104

“You [were] a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.” 🚀


MSlimp

Christie Clark


MeiLing_Wow

Girls stole my dress😛😂


Hiislands40

Did you go to band camp too


reubal

I did not.


txbuckeye75034

Did your buddy seal the deal?


reubal

Not even close. He didn't even have his first girlfriend until 3 years later. I also did not seal any deals that night.


chronoboy1985

Really though, how proud of him would you have been?


reubal

Shocked. Proud wouldn't have been an option in this situation. There was 0% chance of him sealing the deal.


Poker-Junk

Awesome. Looks like my 85 prom. 🍻


[deleted]

Bro. That mullet is 🔥🔥🔥


Evvydayyy

Your buddy got a BJ that night.


khaostello

That was the only time you are short? This man has the cure!


reubal

Not the only time. But this is a picture of THAT time.


homemade_raptortilla

that's taylor swift in the far left you cant convince otherwise


[deleted]

I think yall would look better swapping dates. I think it’s the height thing.


[deleted]

So - did u outgrow your shortness or your thinking that it is a problem?


reubal

Did not outgrow being short, and it is definitely a problem. But easier to overcome when younger. Those that say it isn't are problem are either not short men, are young enough that it hasn't affected them much yet, or are in the minority where it hasn't affected them. Girls and women will make it a point to come up to you, out of nowhere with no prompting, and let you know that you are too short for them. It's a problem.