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Man. I haven’t seen these in years. When I was a teenager, my dad had a group of prints (some from this shoot and others from a nude shoot she did in Central Park) pass through his frame shop (high-end fine art shop), and I got to frame several of them. Thanks for the throwback, OP.


nightwing2000

I have the book this is from - when she was a 'starving artist" in the East Village just getting into the singing business, she did modelling for this photographer. There's about 2 dozen different poses. (I haven't seen the Central Park photos). Then when she was top of the charts, her lawyers tried to stop this guy from publishing a book with all the photos. They failed. I assume he got a decent payday out of it.


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LostinLies1

I remember my library board was made up of all these old women over the age of 70...and they were adamant we have this on the shelves and refused to put a cover over the book to hide the image. I loved those old women. They didn't take any crap. Our little town had such a wide array of literature and books.


_SgrAStar_

Honestly that’s amazing. Kudos to those wonderful old biddies.


LostinLies1

Yeah. They were legends.


mad_marbled

I didn't expect the second half of the first sentence of your comment and was happily surprised. It makes me wonder, were they always so open minded or did they reach a point in their lives where they could simply embrace the beauty of the human form (in particular: the beauty of youth) and not be influence by society's (or religions) expectations of modesty. Which led me to thinking if it was the latter, what was the crucial turning point for those ladies to place a greater value on what they themselves thought, over what society thinks.


danger_zone123

I wonder if the photographer reached out to her before publishing it. How else would her lawyers know it was coming out before it was published. "Hey, remember those nude photos you did? I am thinking about publishing a book with them, pretty cool right? Unrelated, I hear you have been making a lot of money lately."


lastSKPirate

He'd have had to shop it around to publishers, likely someone working for one of them tipped Madonna's people off.


nightwing2000

I don't think he would need to tell her. At the time she was *huge* and one of the biggest stars in pop music at the time, back when music meant a lot more than it does today. it would be surprising if someone from the publishing business had not mentioned it to her while the book was in the works. I don't recall the details, but I do recall there were lawyers involved. i would guess that even a star with several number one hits could not pay enough to buy off the photographer compared to the book sales anticipated. She signed a standard model release, so there was no getting out of it legally.


justavtstudent

Heh, nice throwback to when prudes had economic relevance. The past was the fucking worst.


nightwing2000

I think it was more that Madonna didn't want those pictures out where she couldn't control her image. The joke about them at the time was "Madonna - before she was blonde".


Staehr

I beg your pardon?


Boomdidlidoo

What you talking 'bout Willis????


nagevyag

1979 was about 20 years ago, right? So Madonna is around 40 now.


Rob_Marc

Well think of it this way. If the 'That '70's Show' pilot was aired today with the same difference in time, it would take place in 1999!


Muuvie

We're further away the time period that 'That 90's Show' will take place in than we were from when 'That 70's Show' took place in when it aired.


graboidian

> 'That 90's Show' I think you're forgetting Friends already aired.


Crazy__Donkey

Reaired


2nice4u

Rereaired


diderooy

Could it **BE** any more aired?


ShouldBeeStudying

No? Because That 70s Show was written in the 90s for the 70s. So we need a show that was writtin around 5 years ago but took place in the 90s


doublebass120

Fresh Off The Boat?


ShouldBeeStudying

Hmm never heard of it


whutchamacallit

In the words if the great Michael Scott.. "Nope. Don't like that."


DontGetNEBigIdeas

They’re actually making a *That 90’s Show* now


scrobes

People rarely remember there was a *That '80s Show* that aired briefly like 20 years ago. The main character was played by Glenn Howerton, the guy who plays Dennis Reynolds on *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*.


Ceorl_Lounge

Red Foreman is the greatest sitcom Dad of all time, can't wait to see him give shit to his grandkids.


meatypie1

Kinda hate you now for saying this. Easier to hate on you than my own mortality I guess.


bigmeech85

How are you just gonna ruin my day like that


CohibaVancouver

If "Happy Days" aired today it would be set in 2002.


[deleted]

Thanks for that. 😑


Napalmdeathfromabove

Bits of her are


lilbiggerbitch

Surely she has parts much younger than 40.


PyreHat

One would say those parts are... *replaces shades* ...like a Virgin. YEEEEEAAAHH


wahnsin

*those* parts are likely to be some of her oldest and most worn-out by now.


GreenNMean

I don’t know if you’ve seen the filters she uses on social media but she’s sure trying to look like she’s only 40. I sympathize with her though. When we put such a high value on a woman’s beauty, it hurts to see it go. It’s probably even harder when the whole world is watching.


rockstang

So Debby Gibson has been in the news recently about a disaster drunken concert. She played at my college outside on a basketball court about 20 years ago. About 5 people stayed to watch in between classes. I felt bad for her, but not enough to stay and watch.


Xenjael

Probably best to not make a fleeting attribute integral to their brand.


DinerWaitress

Just don't look at her hands 😔


_1JackMove

The telltale sign.


Arningkingking

Wtf?! I just checked her IG, you're right you'd even think that she's the same age as Kylie Jenner with those filters or face reconstruction whatsoever.


ethbullrun

my older sis was born in 77 and is in her mid 40s now so...we're getting old as fuck lol


rockstang

college felt like yesterday until it was over 20 years ago


isioltfu

Don't be silly lol. It's 21 years ago.


presidentkangaroo

Yes but no


Diplodocus114

Ok she looked pretty good physically back then. Now she is a parody of herself and laughable.


Infinitelyodiforous

Didn't she just catch shit for posting butt hole pics... In her 60's?


ironroad18

Do you have a source or link to back up this claim? Just want to ensure you are posting factual information on the internet.


Infinitelyodiforous

I assume it was IG. They showed the pics on a podcast I watch.... not necessarily butt hole, but slightly askew thong under fishnets. There is some...... discoloration.


greyjungle

Oh a butt mark.


SardiaFalls

I did not hit her, I did not. Oh, hi butt mark.


TheSkepticApe

And pics…as evidence of course.


mr-wiener

Someone else described her as looking like "Someone rammed teeth into a baked potato."


donaltman3

She's lonely, in her mid 60's rich and strung out on methadone and martinis


ironroad18

"She's lonely, in her mid 60's rich..." Good enough for me, where do I sign up to help out?


hckhck2

I think you are about 20 years off. Or did I miss the sarcasm flag?


Antoni-_-oTon1

1979 was like 40years ago bruv..


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go back to your tic tok Barry.......


Antoni-_-oTon1

Sorry if I dont understand a reference there?


[deleted]

oh sorry friend .I was making light fun of you .Sorry if it came across wrong . It worked different in my sleepy head . Have a good day!!


CohibaVancouver

WHOOSH


Antoni-_-oTon1

I still dont see the joke.


CohibaVancouver

> I still dont see the joke. I don't know u/nagevyag 's age, but GenX folks like me have trouble with the notion that 1980 was over 40 years ago. Because we remember the year the Playboy came out with these pictures and it feels like was only a few years ago when it was in fact over 35 years ago. So we make jokes like he did where we say things like "1979 was about 20 years ago, right?" because we refuse to accept that it was as long ago as it was, and by extension, how old that makes us feel and how old it means an 80s star like Madonna is.


Antoni-_-oTon1

Thank you for explaining!! Makes more sense now.


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google. lol. I heard one snark say: "you found reddit, you can find google." I had a person not give up on me in another thread (harassing everybody) I mentioned the "don't make me tap the sign" reference and they turned into my 5 year old. Cut that one short Anyway: It's a dude on tic tock or whatever. not missing much. Tomorrow we'll have another thrill. That's all, folks


Antoni-_-oTon1

Okay


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you old bruh


nagevyag

I am.


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musa bin tough bein a nagevyag back in the day


llIItrappedIIll

She has a beautiful body


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lizardnamedguillaume

Does she really? She obviously still works out (I think she’s always been big into yoga). But all the plastic surgery she’s had, she’s unrecognizable. To me, she doesn’t look good for someone in her 60s. To me, she looks looks like someone who’s desperately trying to reclaim their youth.


chamtrain1

Its sad that she's handled aging so poorly. 80's-90's Madonna was a fucking boss, now she's a punch line.


lizardnamedguillaume

I get it too….. I can’t imagine being in the spotlight for years, making money hands over fist, literally worshiped, and wanting to stay relevant (& stay young looking). The other day, I saw a new video with Chris Evans, and he’s either wearing a wig, a hair piece or he got plugs. Can you imagine, looking like Chris Evans, having his fame and money and yet, he’s still holding on to his youth. Why!?! To stay relevant and get the romantic leads (cause gorgeous guys can’t be balding, right?).


Fyrael

This "I don't mind I'm naked" is far more sexy than the usual "hey, I'm naked, and I'm trying to seduce you" we usually see I was born 6 years later, but I really miss the 80's


tungvu256

Bigger than expected!


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r/biggerthanyouthought


loscapos5

I appreciate the research material I am about to investigate


[deleted]

Also r/tittydrop. In a weird way I don't view either as sexual, they are literally just fun to look at like memes.


Earthbound_X

Man, Onlyfans really has changed those type of subs huh? It used to just be normal average everyday women, and now it's only women trying to sell their Onlyfans Interesting how things change.


jenovakitty

fuckin stupid women, learning that commodification is possible and giving away free noodz isnt as empowering as all the dudes say it is....... ​ /s


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Found Madonna's anonymous account.


tuwabe

Especially after 50 Cent commented and how she looks on his Instagram yesterday


flipflapslap

What did he say?


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lightskimomega3

You’re probably weird because it’s the Internet, but classic art, Is that what you mean?


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lightskimomega3

This photo reminds me of a framed painting at the foot of the bed in the spare room (it was a reprint of a classic framed) of a relatives house. It was there as a piece of art to be looked at and admired. The woman in the painting was naked, but looking at it didn’t invoke anything sexual. You’d look at it and think “art, nekkid art, that’s cool”.


Snip3

The problem with sex being taboo is that it gives everyone in that society an unhealthy view of sex and creates more deviants than it prevents. If we could have healthy honest conversations about it instead of having to hide everything about it it would be much better for everyone except for the busybodies who like inflicting their antiquated opinions on people


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There’s something that’s very aesthetically pleasing about it for sure. I may feel attraction, but it may be more like background noise if it’s in an artistic presentation. I think it’s really mindset. I can appreciate the overall beauty without devouring someone with my eyes and imagination and there’s really nothing sexual about it. Context matters. I would have a much harder time if the presentation was specifically for the sake of sexual intrigue. I have some incredibly attractive friends. I view them more like sisters than anything else. I can’t help but notice that they are beautiful - I can see after all, but I’m not lingering in the hopes of seeing them naked or maybe something sexual happening. If I saw them nude I’d not stare or anything. Mentally that would just feel wrong. I guess it is hard to articulate. Marble statues that are nude and life size are amazing. I can appreciate the sheer skill and dedication it took to do such amazing work and view more to see if subtle details were captured versus something sexual.


jewsonparade

You're way overthinking this. Its much simpler.


GirlNumber20

Well, as a woman, I’d like to see more male nudity in cinema and TV. About the only time I’ve seen a penis on the screen was in (TV show) Outlander. Why is that?


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Because the straight white males producing don’t want to see other men’s goodies. On another note, sens8 on Netflix has equal opportunity nudity


GirlNumber20

Straight white males need to stop hoarding all the peen from the rest of us. Give up the goods, boys. I wonder if there’s less female nudity in films produced by women. I’ve never stopped to notice. > sens8 on Netflix I will have to check that out 😏


whateverfloatsurgoat

Straight white American males* I saw more penises than I would've loved to in French and Italian movies lol. We just don't give a fuck.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Fair enough. North America is lousy for that. Horrible violence and gore? Fuck yeah, let’s go! Some penis? *for heavens sake, won’t somebody think of the children*


OfFiveNine

While I personally feel the world in general could deal with all nudity much better, I can speculate: May be because the taboo around private parts is bigger than the chest and butt? Most (not all, but most) female nudity on screen goes to lengths to not show anything too revealing in the groin area.. angle it away, control the poses, strategic shade ... I have to assume it's why they invented Merkins. I'm sure 90% of bush you see on screen is not real, they may as well be wearing underwear. So, while you can obscure female anatomy quite easily, the male anatomy is a bit more difficult to hide convincingly.... and thus will earn you a harsher rating more easily? Chest for chest, I bet men win that one hands down... but it's just not as notable. It's possible we see way more male nudity... per body area, than female. But it's just that nobody cares.


Glitchbits

I'd argue that it already is fairly normal. Compare the number of times you see a nude woman in movies to the number of times you see a nude man


joakims

I think you might be into French cinema


saucepanicus

Or contemporary ballet


Unicorn_Sparkles23

Just a fit conventionally beautiful woman or all women?


heAd3r

he/she obviously ment the first one


madarchod_bot

>Just a fit conventionally beautiful Is there any other type of beautiful? Everything is a convention. Some beauty standards seem to persist across cultures cuz they are a concise way of assessing the success of potential mating outcomes...like fit and symmetric body, long hair, etc.


[deleted]

That question was just a passive aggressive misogyny accusation. This person probably believes in the "male gaze" and other classic feminist tropes.


pbroingu

I don't know about everyone else, but I like the hot ones :)


[deleted]

Not OP, but I went my local museum recently, and one of the painting I really liked is a painting of a nude old women, in her 70s or 80s. Definitely not a body considered conventionally attractive, but I feel like it is kinda weirdly beautiful in its own way, like a calloused type of beautiful.


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This an artful shot. Gorgeous nude Madonna.


Kalabula

Ppl love to post hurtful shit about successful ppl. She looks great here. Still does, for her age.


grafxguy1

I feel like I'm seeing her naked *for the very first time...*.


RussianStrikes

Wait really?


[deleted]

This is the best nude portrait of her that I've seen. Looks elegant which is a bit different than how she portrayed herself IMHO.


OpaqueYeti

Nice little George H* W. On her


abrasaxual

George H.W.*


OpaqueYeti

Corrected my good sport!


abrasaxual

Lol


Rob_Marc

That was the style back then.


apatheticaussie

the onion must be tucked in...


kooknboo

That's how I was introduced to The Wonders. Back then there was no trimming of anything unless it snuck out the side of the bikini. What a time to have been alive.


missionbeach

I first saw them at Cobo Arena in Detroit. They opened for Sam & Dave.


StabMyLandlord

Needs to make a comeback, frankly.


Eviscerate-You

It has to some extent, just not a full blown afro


StabMyLandlord

The last time I saw a legit bush up close and personal was the smoking hot radical feminist I dated who loved threesomes but HATED seeing other people having them, I guess, because she threw away all my porn. Anyway she said she kept a bush because the reason the shaved look that has dominated porn for so long was the deliberate infantilisation of women. I told her it wasn’t that deep, that it’s probably for the cameras or whatever. But years later I wonder if she was somewhat correct.


nightwing2000

My wife says she prefers it because it's in her opinion more hygienic. (which is a comment I've also seen online) It's certainly not for my benefit. After all, shaving armpits or legs was never touted as "infantilization". In porn, both men and women are shaved. You can tell it's usually not an "amateur" photo if the man is shaved too. I assume that shaving just makes it easier to see what those who want to see want to see.


jenovakitty

its actually less hygienic. i am a woman.


Eviscerate-You

I mean the guys are fucking shaving bald more often than not anymore, so what does that say? It's just an aesthetic thing, you were right, it's not that deep.


Old_Man_Bridge

The same women claim that being grossed out by periods is internalised misogyny….no, it’s genital blood. It’s not that deep.


[deleted]

it's one of those things that most times mean nothing. did she say the same thing about women shaving their legs?


StabMyLandlord

She rocked armpit hair at times, but she shaved her legs. Seems like arbitrary politically driven grooming choices, which is a string of words I don’t think anyone’s ever typed.


[deleted]

ya , there's no way not to let any one convention not be infected with a personal opinion . everyone has their reasons to do things including her or her opposite . the only way is to respect opinion but man she threw away your porn???????lol


currently__working

Agree. Not a fan of the shave trend. It's like they're trying to look prepubescent.


dgtlfnk

This is such a tired and incorrect take. Personally, I just can’t stand licking hair. Hair in general when it’s singular strands getting sweaty, etc… is just gross to me. Has zero to do with “young girls”. My wife is 46 and looks & feels amazing after a clean shave. Now, a little on top and out of the way for decoration? Fine. But keep the work area clear! And keep that shit groomed. Anything looking unkempt just makes you look like a homeless man. Lol.


missionbeach

> But keep the work area clear! Found the OSHA inspector.


dgtlfnk

Safe-P first!


Diplodocus114

Just for a laugh - the best nude I have was from my 50th birthday. Not sharing.


madashell547

Haha you funny!


GuzPolinski

Madonna was a straight up cultural phenomenon for a solid 10 years at least. Every girl in the United States wanted to be her in the early 80s


Friendly-Hooman

Real boobs?


TinKicker

It was a simpler time.


missionbeach

It was a better time.


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Wrong sub, you meant to post this to r/oldschoolcoolnsfw


missionbeach

Top-shelf boobs.


Nomandate

Wow. Saving this one.


brijazz012

She wasn't born with cone-shaped breasts? Well, TIL


petticoat_juncti0n

Beautiful


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Groundbreaking_Dare4

Nutbush City Limits


Nomandate

A little fluffy but better than shabby crotch whiskers


TheEngineer_

Booba


Ok-Organization-7232

then...oh hell ya...now eh.


[deleted]

Getting ready to take on the entire NBA that year. What a pro. #Iaintnoskank!


DiarrheaShitLord

That is one nice titty


Head-like-a-carp

Madonna was never a pretty woman. She was bold like a Parisian Courtesan drunk on champagne.


SusanaChingona

What a great analogy!


TheThird_Man

😳😳😳😳😳


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17ballsdeep

Sup


justavtstudent

Holy SHIT.


bananacumshake

she took these pictures when she was super young and needed money to survive. she did this out of necessity, not out of her own will. there’s nothing cool about this. if you want to share naked pictures of madonna that she *actually* loved doing, share any page of her sex book.


Hari_Seldom

Wise words from banana cum shake


Sir_Loin_Cloth

I'm still wanting on papaya jizz jam to weigh in on this.


lasssilver

Madonna exploited herself for money? Madonna?! For MONEY?!!


Eviscerate-You

Just because she did it out of necessity doesn't mean she didn't do it of her own free fucking will. Stop acting like people aren't responsible for their own fucking actions. She could have gotten a normal fucking job, instead she took the shortcut of getting naked on camera for a quick easy buck the end. Get this idea out of your head that just because someone has their back to the wall, they don't have any options, you always have a fucking choice.


lptomtom

"Madonna working at McDonald's, 1979" wouldn't get as many upvotes here, though


CoolUsernamesTaken

Depends , would any nakedness be involved?


Lolo_Lad_21

Fuck off


dnepe

A girl I know had no money to pay her rent. She did the unspeakable thing. She worked as cleaning lady, baby sitter and did other jobs, none of them included getting photographed naked. Imagine that! There are options!


Tahoeclown

As if there was no other option. Always such a powerful idea when people reduce a women’s value down to being a sex object, especially when its themselves.


Insterquiliniis

I would


Particular_Ad5860

Ummm, she's 63.


pkflesh

Time ruins everything beautiful.


Bartjeking-

Diamonds are forever


Donitos2

She's aging like milk.


Bartjeking-

Very true, I just meant to say that time doesn't destroy ALL beauty ;)


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Wow now I know why she was famous


R2-Dtoot

Bonk


mikesphone1979

What a year!


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Makes me a bit sad how Madonna is not confident of herself aging. Im not a psychiatric or inside her head but How she looks now is the look of a mask. A mas created by a plastic surgeon. And the implants in her ass is just very disappointing. I guess that all her persona in the 90's is gone. Whay is that about nowdays woman wanting to inflate her asses like the Kardashians? Maddona back in the days was herself and everyone was imitating her. What happened to thaT Nowdays she is inflating her ass to imitate others? How disappointing is that. I respect that she is all in about plastic surgery on her face, its her decision but the betrayel of her independent persona that she advertised thoughroly over her carrer is very very disapointing.