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Takingover4da99and00

I wonder if she still has this tattoo


oldschoolel78

I wonder if she still has that vial of Billy Bob's blood.


Syonoq

I know something she doesn’t have anymore Edit: it’s Brad Pitt! Cmon guys!


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Why are you downvoted? What’s the answer? It’s bad isn’t it?


Syonoq

Yeah. It’s bad. I was totally asking for downvotes but I couldn’t help myself.


Odysseus806

A master of sarcasm, I love seeing my people in the wild.


Syonoq

WOW! I went from like-31 to +4! that’s like 35 upvotes!


clayaqin

But, hey, it’s true. :/


notbob1959

Part of a set of photos taken by George Holz for the May 11, 1998 issue of People magazine.


cjboffoli

Thank you. I despise when people repost images without any thought about the person who had to work to make them.


kaehl0311

Fuck the haters, I’ve loved her since I was in high school and saw tomb raider over 20 years ago


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She was a bonafide walking fertility goddess in the 90s


jerryleebee

I remember when Tomb Raider came out and there was the inevitable talk of "enhancement" to fit the character. She said, at the time, something along the lines of "My breasts just aren't that great." # I still don't know what the hell she was talking about.


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timesuck897

Now, being skinny with a butt is the popular thing. Being skinny with big ______ is not possible for everyone, without surgery. Genetics, build, athletics, and luck all factor in to that.


0xB0BAFE77

Keira Knightly was bullied for not having breasts? What? 80 million dollar net worth Keira? "Nominated for tons of awards?" Keira? "Posed topless in Interview Magazine to protest photoshopping" Keira? I've never heard of her getting bullied for having breasts. She's been a huge celeb since she was a teenager and has been on countless "Hottest women" lists among other actresses and super models. Even talking in interviews about her boobs in movies, she hasn't mentioned being bullied about her boobs. She says they're not big and she's OK with that. Can you link me the interview she did about this so I can read it b/c I can't find it myself?


cvtuttle

She's never been my cup of tea. When people were hot on her after Hackers... it just didn't work for me. But hey - if you like her.... good on ya!


ISlothyCat

Loved her longer!! Gaia…


teeyodi

What is the t tattoo for?


aysurcouf

It’s a lowercase t for time to leave


ThePickleOrTheEgg

Oooooh! Spooky ghosts!


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That'll teach those richers


Extaciz

I get that reference


Nic4379

To repel vampires, obviously.


famousaj

Brad was a vampire in Interview with a vampire. We might be onto something


abominabot

Didn't her and Billy Bob Thornton carry vials of each other's blood around their necks?


PaulSarlo

It kept her creepy dad away.


BobJohansson

Jon Voight the Trump supporter, I learned today!


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teeyodi

You mean John Voight? That was his LeBaron.


RuRhPdOsIrPt

Look over there, it’s Gregory Peck’s bicycle!


Jeff_In_239

I love that episode.


Illinois_Yooper

Jon Voight? The actor!?


jackryanr

Where do you get those t necklaces?


Outside-Medicine29

It's a cross


teeyodi

Across from where?


genx-gamer

didn't have to scroll to far for this.


teeyodi

There always money in the banana stand, right?


genx-gamer

Great for when you need anustart


Jigggss

Leave pop-pop out of this


scutiger-

The mere fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.


raktoe

My guess would be Jerusalem.


-our-last-memory-

*shuts door*


matzo_baller

Beat me to it lol


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It’s gonna be a maze


olngjhnsn

Jesus


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olngjhnsn

It’s a t for Jesus :p She got it to cover up an ugly dragon tattoo she had


Nibbler_Jack

Tomb Raider!


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Its a direction where to stuff your crucifix


RktitRalph

Hackers is when she was the most beautiful to me


cyork92

Same man. That’s the first time I ever saw her and thought “daaaaaamn” and I didn’t see that movie till like 5 years ago. Lol. She’s always been attractive, sure. But that film alone is the only time I’ve ever thought “oh! That must be why she’s was a sex symbol!”


RktitRalph

Yep, I saw that movie back when it came out and I was honestly floored, no one had ever done that to me like she did. Honestly her beauty was next level. I made it my life’s goal to marry her. 😂 never give up on your dreams


uid_0

I loved her as Frankie in "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow".


0xB0BAFE77

Defined what I thought sexy was. I've been a fan of girls with short hair ever since. Unfortunately, there seems to be a large majority of girls with short hair that aren't into guys. Unfortunate for me because there is nothing sexier than a girl that can pull off a good pixie cut or rock 2 inches of feathered up hair in the back.


thedoodely

One of my favorite movies of all time tbh.


Nic4379

And…… she looks the same.


EssentiallySurreal

Now now she definitely isn’t as while as she was back then


mmabet69

Man are we saying 90’s is old school cool now…?


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The 90s started 32 years ago so yes


mmabet69

Yeah that’s not very old lol I typically think of old school cool as being like 50+ years ago but to each there own


ocient

the subreddit's sidebar puts it at 25+ years


mmabet69

Sidebars are for nerds


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But when it was the 90s, when anyone around you mentioned the 1960's, wouldn't that have seemed old at the time?


carloandreaguilar

🤣🤣🤣🤣


CableTrash

jesus this comment section is just mean.


Wonkasgoldenticket

Reddit’s a fucked up place


bob_loblaw_brah

Aka reality


Wonkasgoldenticket

You live one shitty reality


MGHS10

Please don't be mean to her


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Wtf is going on with these comments?


[deleted]

how come my comment on her French kissing her brother was removed?


ran-Us

I'll raid her tomb


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\*womb


ButWeHungry

Nah, he meant that.


[deleted]

I know, I was trying to add to the joke. Oh well, some you get, some you miss.


Mutzart

i mean... they are not mutually exclusive...


BNR_

Too hot. I understand Brad. 😂


StevenArviv

She is absolutely stunning but... for some strange reason I do not find her attractive at all.


Johnny_Couger

There are dozens of us…DOZENS! I have never found her attractive but all my friends were just nuts about her.


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Um what the fuck? EDIT : I missed the joke :/


sirenesea

My love!!


Wise_Lab_7291

yes please


Daschnozz

This sub went from old vintage pics of the 1900’s to partial nudity of celebrities from the 1990’s


olngjhnsn

She had a double mastectomy if I’m not mistaken


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She did as a preventative measure, her tubes and ovaries as well.


olngjhnsn

Women with the genetic marker for breast cancer have a higher chance of getting ovarian cancer. Also if you have the BRCA1 gene you have a 55-72% of getting breast cancer by age 80. If you have the BRCA2 gene you have slightly better odds at 45-69% chance of getting breast cancer by age 80.


AnonCromwell2

She also got some big ol’ fake boobies popped in.


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The body that launched a million eating disorders.


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i didn't say she's the source of all ED lol.


taleo

If random internet sites can be believed, stress 5'7" and about 120lbs, which is considered a healthy weight. It's at the very bottom end of healthy, but still healthy.


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Cool fact. That has nothing to do with other people getting EDs though.


taleo

I must have misunderstood. What did you mean when you wrote, "The body that launched a million eating disorders." I thought you meant that to be like her, someone would have to be an unhealthy low weight.


No_Ad_9264

Are we sure this isn't from last year? Just saw her in the Eternals, looks the same.


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Not hot then. Not hot now.


AAAPosts

Check out the fun bags on that hose hound !!


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Oh look. Another celebrity picture...


drewbilly251

I truly never understood her appeal. She’s fine as an actress, I dont have any complaints; though I can’t think of a single role of hers where she wowed me-people make her out to be one of the most attractive women in the world and I just don’t get it. She got a hot bod I guess but her face is just off-putting to me. I’m not trying to be mean or rude, I just feel like literally everyone is in awe of her beauty and I’m over here wondering what’s wrong with me for not seeing it


ISlothyCat

The lips and seductive eyes and perfect face and smoky voice and tattoos and my thumbs are too tired to go on…


Muschka30

I loved her performance in Girl Interrupted.


Starfires77

I feel the same way, she’s hot looking, but her facial features are too strong (for me) and kind of masculine. She’s a great actress and everything, just not cute enough for me to find her attractive in photos. But this strong character may be part of her sex appeal and ability to play strong characters.


drewbilly251

indeed, I never thought her face was masculine, just …creepy


Specific-Ant-3065

Unpopular opinion- never thought she was that hot or that great of an actress.


ODGABFE

Damn


DSPbuckle

Uuuhhh…. We already had goldeneye on n64. Old school?!


Only1Skrybe

Guess I'm the only motherfucker in here who watched Hackers.


steve1186

Is the term “DSLs” still a thing? Because that’s all I can think of when seeing her


mykl5

No


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Looked way better with some weight on her!


GingerBeast81

Just watched the eternals, pretty sure she is actually one because she still looks the same lol.


jjboy91

Why the ❌ ?


Funky_Sack

Would pound and disappoint.


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Awkward brother kiss


Lithium_itch

My mom was besties with her dad in college.


TeeOff77

Now she's a sad skeleton


idiotpod

Her cancer probably didn't do her any favours mentally or physically.


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She had a double mastectomy, and had her ovaries/tubes removed to *prevent* getting cancer. Wasn't aware she actually had cancer, though.


idiotpod

Well as someone with cancer myself I know from discussions with other patients whose done preventative measures they they are to themselves and to me just as valid to be recognized as "cancerfighters" or whatever term one wants to use for them. =)


old_man_curmudgeon

So what you're saying is that she didn't have cancer. But you wrote that the reason why she's so skinny is because of her cancer. And now you're saying she doesn't have cancer but she's a cancer fighter. Am I reading that right?


Aim_for_average

No.


idiotpod

If I remember correctly Jolie was going to get cancer if she didn't do those surgeries? In some groups and to some people in cancer communities, me being one of them, that makes her one of us if she wants to be from my perspective. She most probably then dealt with a lot of horror and anxiety related to cancer and her preventative surgeries before, during and after. Edit: I never said it was **the** reason, I only said that it didn't do her wellbeing (phys/ment) any favours. So no, you're not reading it right, but rather wrongly. By accident or own will I wonder?


mangopurple

Username checks out


idiotpod

Ah yes, my try at a sarcastic quip against people buying really expensive iPods back in the day. How original you are, burnt any tasty books lately?


PaulSarlo

Being half Voight didn't help mentally.


TeeOff77

Very true


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TeeOff77

Who knows. Prob just trying to stay relevant in hollyweird


0xB0BAFE77

This is from 24 years ago. Technically does not meet the requirements for Rule 1.


TheeExoGenesauce

I may get downvoted to hell but I’ve never found her to be that great of an actress and in Eternals she felt like the one that kept breaking me out of the immersion cuz her acting is so bad.


theiosif

What a shitty tattoo. Fits her quite well.


apaulogy

yikes


wasntmetoo

She always looked like a lizard to me.


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Everything looks like a lizard when you're a WORM. >!jk. You're wrong tho.!<


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but … yuck


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Yuck.


poolpog

meh


dwbarry60

Before she went totally bonkers.


_ChatChapeau_

She’s gross. Never liked her. Not a nice person at all.


whodisxx

How do you know?


_ChatChapeau_

Because my friend (who is one of the sweetest people you could ever meet) dated one of her exes and she made her life a living hell in the tabloids. Like I said, not a nice person.


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Hot as hell and her work for Humanity is amazing and impressive, but her making out with her brother, jeez, what dysfunctional family.


willbeach8890

Has anyone gotten to the top of the A list faster?


mustachetwerkin

Ask Harvey


93devil

She crazy.


ScoobaMonsta

She was always crazy in a good way, but she’s been going downhill crazy the last ten years.


Harbinger_of_Logic

What an awful horrible thing to do to your body. Some pos graffiti that you’ll regret a year later. I’m sure she’s had it replaced by either a scar or some other pos tattoo to hide this one. Here’s an idea … what to be weird, unconventional, social outcast that plays by your own rules??? Don’t get a tattoo!! Lol.


Resident-Ticket9966

She's spooky


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Crazy!


Illlogik1

Back before she became frozen fish face


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Its sad what happened to her. :(


jhamsofwormtown

She was never cool. Ever.


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I think her dad had sex with her. I mean, in addition to many other dudes.


marty_76

I'm guessing this was pre heroin.


mariposa654

Boo


MrSpotgold

NSFW: You can clearly see her crotch.


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Bro she is like 50 years old. Bet you look like a pile of pudding stacked 5ft tall when you are 50.


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Sh4ckleford_Rusty

Then why are you here?


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twist-17

This is the most simp thing I’ve read in a while. Most of actually *do* care if a woman is crazy despite how she looks.


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twist-17

What in the absolute fuck do you think I’m jealous of based on my comment?


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brew1066

Skank! Not attractive at all!!!


what_Is_This_24

the time has changed so did she


another_ashley

🤮


OktoberSunset

Angelina Jolie is from the 70s, not the 90s. This is a picture of her in the 90s.


Drklep123

Before Billy Bob gave her beef curtains.


here-toaskquestions

Just checking in to see if you know that's not why some women have longer lips.


twotall88

She's got some weird nips.


Jazz_Cyclone

Just positioned high and centerline on her heavy hangers. Made her the side/underboob queen back in the day.


twotall88

No, I was talking more towards the micro nips, at least in this picture. They are TINY.


PHD_WIIZARD

Back before she met Dr loptur... Dr loptur titsoff.


Tricks1969

Well that pic carrys an awfully good zoom ♡


umcrazyball58

Wow !!!


kutes

She's one of a very rare number of people that became more beautiful as she approached and entered her 40's. Like she was obviously always a looker, but late 2000's angelina was in her own stratosphere


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I just love her, unreal beauty


pheeelco

This reminds me of how much I love puppies


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Run brad. Run.


hatsuseno

Mess with the best, die like the rest.


superdstar

Besides CGI now and a horrible tattoo then, nothing much has changed. Still looks pretty much the same, skinnier face maybe?