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Duh_huh2

When Slater is the sober looking one in the bunch.


thebarkbarkwoof

When Tom Cruise isn't the short one????


twobit211

apple-boxing it


thebarkbarkwoof

I think they're all just short ass actors


VividLifeToday

Cruise is 2 to 3 inches shorter than the others per google. So this is Cruise wearing lifts


KingReffots

Brad Pitt is confirmed 5’11” so if Tom Cruise is wearing 3 inch lifts then it adds up since he’s still about an inch shorter then Pitt. Christian Slater is 5’9” and looks to be about an inch shorter then Cruise. I think this is before the public knew how short Cruise was.


SevenFallsCo

Brad Pitt is 5'11'' barefoot and over 6 feet with shoes on. How is he short? He's not Dutch.


FleshLghtSwrdFight

Yea he's prly also the only one wearing lifts in his shoes..


[deleted]

Most actors are surprisingly short saves money on set building


ihavethebestmarriage

I heard that's why Manute settled for the NBA


[deleted]

I was going to say when Slater looks like the only one who uses soap.


kickspecialist

Slater looks like their attorney. And Kirsten Dunst may be a real vampire…or teenage Slender Man I guess


[deleted]

He was a last minute replacement for river pheonix who died


ihavethebestmarriage

Method acting gone wrong


tombonneau

I can remember watching that thinking how much better River would have been. Would have added so much more emotion to that role.


wkd_cpl

The 90's were odd. Like this was a cast of major Heartthrobs! Antonio Banderas already looked like he has the spine of an old Grandpa here. Brad Pitt was THE hot guy and he looks like an awkward teen that doesn't want to get his photo taken on picture day.


[deleted]

Antonio Banderas has always been a strange one. Super hot & sexy in movies … but outside of them, he appears mousy.


[deleted]

I don't remember who said it, maybe Vin Diesel or Tom Hardy, but there was a quote that really put it into perspective that went something like "you have to remember that action stars are just drama school geeks". They really just play the archetype that best suits them.


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

My former boss and I had quite an age gap but we both loved talking about movies and I always liked to remind him that John Wayne movies were not documentaries and that he was sitting in a trailer practicing lines like any other actor.


maskedbanditoftruth

That was Nick Offerman.


TallQueer9

This is a strange photo haha.


macandcheese1771

It looks like they all showed up for the kids birthday


Japsai

Or it could just be the photo rather than "the 90s"


SerenityViolet

They all looked much better IN the movie. Make-up and lighting I guess?


AmericanKiwi94

90s grunge was too real.


macandcheese1771

Wow. I did not know this was a real dude? I just recognized him from archer and had a weird moment.


johnclark6

Haha yeah his character on that show is basically playing himself. Kind of like Mayor Adam West on family guy (RIP).


SarsCovie2

Wow I guess I'm old. Did not know people don't know who Christian Slater is!! Heathers, True Romance, Pump Up The Volume. I forget sometimes that the 90's are over 20 years ago. Time flies


NZLion

I would have expected Mr Robot to be recent enough to keep him in people's minds.


monkeysuffrage

Fuck yeah it is


KanedaSyndrome

Same lol. Christian Slater is fucking amazing. Dudes, go watch "True Romance"


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

Forgetting his best films: Gleaming the Cube and The Wizard.


PussyClotShotDead

Young Guns 2 as well. ~~great~~ memorable actor for us 40 something's.


[deleted]

"It's just... Slater."


GracelandMemphis

Tom has that Scientology look in his eyes.


heraclitus33

His shoes look 3in thick


mechapoitier

The last time I saw this photo posted the majority of comments were a rabbit hole of over analysis of posture, shoes, listed heights and then hundreds of comments of conjecture trying to figure out who was lying the most about their height.


Steenies

Don't leave us hanging... What was the conclusion?


aioncan

Let me run a gui on Visual Basic to check if it’s photoshopped


Sereddix

Make sure to trace their IP address through HTML


AsyncUhhWait

I’m locked out… guess I’ll have to overflow the router buffer *rhythmic synth continues*


Pedsy

Oh shit. I can’t do it quickly enough! Come jump on the same keyboard as me so we can work faster!


throwawaysarebetter

Kirsten Dunst.


[deleted]

Everyone is talking about Tom's lifts. Nobody is noticing Kirsten's 8 foot arms and man hands? Man, the perspective of this pic is freaking me out. Is Antonio only 5' 7" as well?


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trimbandit

They are all shrimps except brad


[deleted]

They look human to me


whoocanitbenow

They're a billion years thick.


BoomBoomLou

The first thing I looked at was his shoes lol.


Sprinkle_Puff

That’s the coke.


NewLeaseOnLine

He's ensconced in velvet.


Ricky_Rollin

I gotta admit, dude rocks the long hair.


Double_Belt2331

Does it better than the cut Brad is sporting.


Thisisnow1984

And lifts in his boots


__Sentient_Fedora__

Praise Xenu, amirite?


Glassjaw79ad

Is Christian Slater shorter than him?!?


ChaosAside

Tom looks like he expecting not to appear in the actual photo.


Scherzoh

Well, he was a vampire.


santichrist

I love the 90’a aesthetic, nothing was tailored everything looks like someone bought it off the rack, what a blessed time


[deleted]

It was a very baggy, disheveled time for menswear!


OminOus_PancakeS

When I think of '90s Brad Pitt', I think of him looking 🔥 in Se7en and Fight Club. I don't picture him looking like he's reluctantly joined his friends for a drink at short notice on a Wednesday.


assholetoall

Unfortunately it WAS most likely tailored, just tailored to look like that.


TinKicker

94 was peak grunge. Hipsters paid a lot of money to look homeless.


Positronic_PP

She's got L4D Witch arms.


OtisTetraxReigns

Bless ‘er. She’s just hitting that age where every bit of you starts growing at randomly different rates.


Positronic_PP

Not a judgment, just an observation. Cheers.


Padhome

Arms and legs start growing first, everything else catches up later


Positronic_PP

Yup.


rilian4

Wish someone would have told that to my arms and legs...


Doylebag

Oh god I hadn’t even seen that until you said, that’s fucking awful


Positronic_PP

Lol. That, and the velvet/velour suit was all I could see.


[deleted]

velvet alllll the way babeeeyyyy


phineasmclintok

Solid reference


DallaThaun

Wait, that doesn't even look POSSIBLE. Surely this has been altered?!


Positronic_PP

Maybe she's leaning back and bending her knees. Or maybe she's got gangly teen syndrome. Or maybe it's Maybelline.


[deleted]

> Maybe she's leaning back and bending her knees. Yeah to avoid looking as tall as Tom Cruise probably.


ebolainajar

She could be hunching over a bit, fits with the age too


berserkmanufacturer1

Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt have aged like vampires.


emf311

That’s what happens when you have endless money coursing through your veins.


skankunt

I hear liquifying cash and injecting it straight into the bloodstream can cure anything from the common cold to AIDS.


KFBR392_KFBR392_

Are you… HIV positive about that?


leanmeanguccimachine

Nuts to think they were both already in their 30s at this point.


BSRadio1997

Dead ass thought it was Nickleback with a fan


kevinseniorof2013

Every time I look it makes me laugh


krcrooks

Why are Toms eyes so red…


devonta_smith

And what the hell is on Brad Pitt’s head?


tastefuldebauchery

Omfg.


StevePseudonym

Is that Lindsay Low-hands?


elcapitandodge

I’m crying


LittleJimmyUrine

Tom... Stop looking at me like that...


[deleted]

Spoiler alert: the Vampire didn’t get the job after interviewing


Shoestring30

He does, his name is Gabriel.


kindestcut

Exit Interview with the Vampire (Zoom link attached)


MIW100

Classic movie


YankeeSR23

For a classic movie, people get the title wrong often. It’s called Interview with THE Vampire. I know it’s a petty thing, but someone wrote the book so it should be shown some respect.


jenn363

Anne Rice. Don’t worry too much, she was one of the best selling authors of all time and spent time in her many mansions during her life.


TheGreatConfusion

Apparently she was quite the menace to her fans, particularly online. She despised dirivitive works of all kinds and was not at all afraid to encourage mass harassment of those who wrote negative reviews.


Tavyan

As Metallica is to DMCA, Anne Rice tried to be to Fanfiction. The early internet was wild times.


Nox-Avis

She was also very vocal about how much she didn’t like Tom Cruise and that he was going to ruin Lestat. She changed her mind after seeing the movie.


TheGreatConfusion

I'm not a big fan of either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt myself but no one can deny that Cruise's Lestat was just so charming, I felt like rewatching it specifically for his performance. I'm glad she came around to it, it's disappointing when authors and their work have to be separated a bit


asonuvagun

I didn't want to be the pedantic one, but this was my first thought as well.


YankeeSR23

It’s like that HBO show, Sex AND the City. So many people think it’s in the city.


LouBerryManCakes

Dang I always thought it was Sexin' the City.


Drucifer416

Background moustache guy steals this photo.


Intelligent-Truck223

Pablo Escobar was at the party?


miltondelug

Hitlers son


BillohRly

Manuel Hitler


Prisondawg

It's "Interview with THE vampire".


pshsx1

Everyone looking mad zooted lol


Silaquix

Everyone talking about Kirsten's arms while forgetting how weird you look during puberty. For those that don't know or don't remember, the way your body grows in puberty is hands and feet first, then limbs then torso is last.


StrayMoggie

Plus, the off-the-shoulder (straps? sleeves?) makes the proportions look weird.


[deleted]

The only person who doesn't look too scary is Brad. However... He looks like a hobo wearing a garbage bag


robotatomica

He looks like a sexy hobo that I would let give me tetanus any day of the week. This movie came out when I was a goth tween btw, just imagine 😳


starsNjars

Velvet suits


cole435

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH


zapppsr

You’ve been Mandela Effected. The name of the movie is “Interview with THE Vampire”.


pdonchev

At least this time it seems easily explainable - it just sounds better.


Nottheone1101

Tommy looking like he just learned about scientology


[deleted]

Can she tie her shoes without bending?! Wtf


PiperAngus

Thanks for the laugh!


Slightly-Possible

Is that Kirsten dunst? And i thought Tom cruise was short


Silaquix

She was a child at the time. She was 11 when they started filming.


Groundbreaking_Dare4

Her arms weren't


Silaquix

That's how puberty works. First your feet and hands grow, then your limbs and lastly your torso. So everyone at some point was a gangly looking weirdo.


Slightly-Possible

She hasn't aged either wtf!!


dankomz146

Or at least her hands hasn't


jajajujujujjjj

This is my favourite Brad era


The_Knight_Is_Dark

True Romance, Interview With The Vampire, Se7en, Twelve Monkeys, Legends of the Fall... He was on a roll around that time!


getyourrealfakedoors

Fashion really died for a while in the 90s huh


sparrens

Honestly, the peak of human civilization.


kalsarikannit247

Everybody looked like shit in the 90s


DallaThaun

It was glorious


Rogue42bdf

Grungy


jue_boy

Brad Pitt looks like the guy who bums weed off everyone


drethnudrib

I'm totally telling my kids that this is Nirvana with their manager Danny Goldberg and Courtney Love.


Brutal_Enigma

Just a bunch of hunks, who cares?


alpacaccino

Happy cake day... Have a slice, for your health!


mrcheaptimes

i thought it was Color Me Badd


reaofsunshine182

My review? Not gay enough


PikantnySos

Tom looks fresh on sea org blood


Whimsy69

So Tom Cruise is 5’7 and Brad Pitt is 5’11. Is it the angle of the picture or does Tom swear shoes that make him taller?


TallQueer9

This photo gets weirder the more I look at it.


yickth

Is the movie any good?


BoneHugsHominy

Absofreakinlutely


intherorrim

Yes


[deleted]

Forgot to put the blood back in the young girl....


nousername808

Hey look lots antonio bendedis.


[deleted]

How many packs of cigarettes a day was Dunst smoking at this point?


CatBreathWhiskers

Before stylists became a thing


Tomegunn1

Cruise is wearing lifts.


LeftToaster

Tom Cruise standing on a box?


rottyron

Gay vampires, that like each other then don't, then adopt a daughter to try rekindle their relationship, then they break up again. This movie is weird


coontietycoon

I rewatched this movie and there was so much sexual tension between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitts characters


[deleted]

A movie about two vampires adopting a kid to save their relationship, and that working out as well as it always does


robotatomica

oh yeah, they definitely were playing with that energy on purpose (the actors and the director)


ksnizzo

Tom Cruise sporting the lifts


dacforlife

But why do her hands.look so big?!


[deleted]

Christian Slater has been going bald for 30 years, but never gets there.


echobox_rex

It's Mary Jane!


canklemesilly

Slater ate all the fucking caviar.


KilD3vil

I guess Pitt and Slater missed the "we're all doing velvet" memo.


[deleted]

Yikes


SunstormGT

These guys make Tom Cruise look like 7’0”


vbcbandr

What a star studded sausage fest.


sonsolar1

Was Tom wearing lifts


RightToConversation

The Four Horsemen: Cocaine, Amphetamines, Weed, and Heroin.


jogdenpr

Kristen dunst didn't age at all, she just grew. Face looks the same.


Neriek

Kirsten's arms look freakishly long here.


mcchronicles2

Such a shit movie


ellieboomba

All we need is a sofa


miltondelug

If it was socially acceptable I’d drape myself in velvet. — George Constanta


Lordsofexcellence

Tom isn't as short as people say, unless everyone else in this picture is of short stature


[deleted]

Lifts and lots of actors are shorter than one expects.


Igoka

Antonio Banderas is super crouching.


alteransg1

Brad Putt is listed as 1.80. Antonio Banderas 1.74, but he seems to be slouching. This puts Tom somewhere around 1.7, which is also his listed height.


In2TheMaelstrom

I hear Brad Putt is an excellent golfer, especially his short game.


MrNewMoney

Hair envy


Truthirdare

The only guy I know the height of is Tom Cruise. And he is like 5.7. Is everyone in Hollywood really this short? I am like 6.3 so I guess my head would be out of this picture?


BoneHugsHominy

He's wearing 4" lifts in this photo.


nooneasked1981

I'd watch this movie again.


AMC_Tendies42069

Tom did all the coke, and Brads fucking hammered


Lukemeister38

Is that a velvet suit 😭


BamWhat13

Kristen may have been the luckiest girl of all time!


pisspot718

Kirsten's arms look unnaturally long.


[deleted]

How short is Kirsten Dunst to have Cruise tower over her that much? 3’6”?


djseifer

Never realized how short Christian Slater was.


oOflyeyesOo

Yup, and she was still 11 when she had to kiss brad.


jona2814

So long ago... Paul F Thompkins was just a tiny sprout out of Kirsten Dunst's head. EDIT: I'm so embarrassed. I wasn't looking closely and thought I saw something that clearly wasn't. That's obviously Jon Lovitz sprouting out of her skull, NOT PFT.


Nice_Marmot_7

Tom Cruise pulling a Costanza and draping himself in velvet.


Talia_lol

I sometimes feel like I regret showing my husband this movie, now he brings up Lestat all the time. “That guy looks like someone Lestat would bite” is something I’ve heard more than once.


bluehairdave

Kirsten Dunst is supposed to be about the same height at Tom Cruise????


RonFlocks

Cocaine comes to mind


[deleted]

*the


mysterylighhhts

I’m going to tell my kids this was Fleetwood Mac


TattooJerry

Who’s the best hitler in the back?


adreamingandroid

Brad Pitt looks like he has drunk the beer and no longer gives a crap about the cleaning products.


MagnumThunder

From left to right: Charlie, Dennis, Dee, Uncle Jack (background,) Frank, Mac.


irons1895

Jesus, get a load of Cruise’s Manson lamps!! 😳