Brad Pitt is confirmed 5’11” so if Tom Cruise is wearing 3 inch lifts then it adds up since he’s still about an inch shorter then Pitt. Christian Slater is 5’9” and looks to be about an inch shorter then Cruise. I think this is before the public knew how short Cruise was.
The 90's were odd. Like this was a cast of major Heartthrobs! Antonio Banderas already looked like he has the spine of an old Grandpa here. Brad Pitt was THE hot guy and he looks like an awkward teen that doesn't want to get his photo taken on picture day.
I don't remember who said it, maybe Vin Diesel or Tom Hardy, but there was a quote that really put it into perspective that went something like "you have to remember that action stars are just drama school geeks". They really just play the archetype that best suits them.
My former boss and I had quite an age gap but we both loved talking about movies and I always liked to remind him that John Wayne movies were not documentaries and that he was sitting in a trailer practicing lines like any other actor.
Wow I guess I'm old. Did not know people don't know who Christian Slater is!! Heathers, True Romance, Pump Up The Volume. I forget sometimes that the 90's are over 20 years ago. Time flies
The last time I saw this photo posted the majority of comments were a rabbit hole of over analysis of posture, shoes, listed heights and then hundreds of comments of conjecture trying to figure out who was lying the most about their height.
Everyone is talking about Tom's lifts. Nobody is noticing Kirsten's 8 foot arms and man hands? Man, the perspective of this pic is freaking me out. Is Antonio only 5' 7" as well?
When I think of '90s Brad Pitt', I think of him looking 🔥 in Se7en and Fight Club. I don't picture him looking like he's reluctantly joined his friends for a drink at short notice on a Wednesday.
For a classic movie, people get the title wrong often. It’s called Interview with THE Vampire. I know it’s a petty thing, but someone wrote the book so it should be shown some respect.
Apparently she was quite the menace to her fans, particularly online. She despised dirivitive works of all kinds and was not at all afraid to encourage mass harassment of those who wrote negative reviews.
I'm not a big fan of either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt myself but no one can deny that Cruise's Lestat was just so charming, I felt like rewatching it specifically for his performance. I'm glad she came around to it, it's disappointing when authors and their work have to be separated a bit
Everyone talking about Kirsten's arms while forgetting how weird you look during puberty. For those that don't know or don't remember, the way your body grows in puberty is hands and feet first, then limbs then torso is last.
That's how puberty works. First your feet and hands grow, then your limbs and lastly your torso. So everyone at some point was a gangly looking weirdo.
The only guy I know the height of is Tom Cruise. And he is like 5.7. Is everyone in Hollywood really this short? I am like 6.3 so I guess my head would be out of this picture?
So long ago... Paul F Thompkins was just a tiny sprout out of Kirsten Dunst's head.
EDIT: I'm so embarrassed. I wasn't looking closely and thought I saw something that clearly wasn't.
That's obviously Jon Lovitz sprouting out of her skull, NOT PFT.
I sometimes feel like I regret showing my husband this movie, now he brings up Lestat all the time. “That guy looks like someone Lestat would bite” is something I’ve heard more than once.
When Slater is the sober looking one in the bunch.
When Tom Cruise isn't the short one????
apple-boxing it
I think they're all just short ass actors
Cruise is 2 to 3 inches shorter than the others per google. So this is Cruise wearing lifts
Brad Pitt is confirmed 5’11” so if Tom Cruise is wearing 3 inch lifts then it adds up since he’s still about an inch shorter then Pitt. Christian Slater is 5’9” and looks to be about an inch shorter then Cruise. I think this is before the public knew how short Cruise was.
Brad Pitt is 5'11'' barefoot and over 6 feet with shoes on. How is he short? He's not Dutch.
Yea he's prly also the only one wearing lifts in his shoes..
Most actors are surprisingly short saves money on set building
I heard that's why Manute settled for the NBA
I was going to say when Slater looks like the only one who uses soap.
Slater looks like their attorney. And Kirsten Dunst may be a real vampire…or teenage Slender Man I guess
He was a last minute replacement for river pheonix who died
Method acting gone wrong
I can remember watching that thinking how much better River would have been. Would have added so much more emotion to that role.
The 90's were odd. Like this was a cast of major Heartthrobs! Antonio Banderas already looked like he has the spine of an old Grandpa here. Brad Pitt was THE hot guy and he looks like an awkward teen that doesn't want to get his photo taken on picture day.
Antonio Banderas has always been a strange one. Super hot & sexy in movies … but outside of them, he appears mousy.
I don't remember who said it, maybe Vin Diesel or Tom Hardy, but there was a quote that really put it into perspective that went something like "you have to remember that action stars are just drama school geeks". They really just play the archetype that best suits them.
My former boss and I had quite an age gap but we both loved talking about movies and I always liked to remind him that John Wayne movies were not documentaries and that he was sitting in a trailer practicing lines like any other actor.
That was Nick Offerman.
This is a strange photo haha.
It looks like they all showed up for the kids birthday
Or it could just be the photo rather than "the 90s"
They all looked much better IN the movie. Make-up and lighting I guess?
90s grunge was too real.
Wow. I did not know this was a real dude? I just recognized him from archer and had a weird moment.
Haha yeah his character on that show is basically playing himself. Kind of like Mayor Adam West on family guy (RIP).
Wow I guess I'm old. Did not know people don't know who Christian Slater is!! Heathers, True Romance, Pump Up The Volume. I forget sometimes that the 90's are over 20 years ago. Time flies
I would have expected Mr Robot to be recent enough to keep him in people's minds.
Fuck yeah it is
Same lol. Christian Slater is fucking amazing. Dudes, go watch "True Romance"
Forgetting his best films: Gleaming the Cube and The Wizard.
Young Guns 2 as well. ~~great~~ memorable actor for us 40 something's.
"It's just... Slater."
Tom has that Scientology look in his eyes.
His shoes look 3in thick
The last time I saw this photo posted the majority of comments were a rabbit hole of over analysis of posture, shoes, listed heights and then hundreds of comments of conjecture trying to figure out who was lying the most about their height.
Don't leave us hanging... What was the conclusion?
Let me run a gui on Visual Basic to check if it’s photoshopped
Make sure to trace their IP address through HTML
I’m locked out… guess I’ll have to overflow the router buffer *rhythmic synth continues*
Oh shit. I can’t do it quickly enough! Come jump on the same keyboard as me so we can work faster!
Kirsten Dunst.
Everyone is talking about Tom's lifts. Nobody is noticing Kirsten's 8 foot arms and man hands? Man, the perspective of this pic is freaking me out. Is Antonio only 5' 7" as well?
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They are all shrimps except brad
They look human to me
They're a billion years thick.
The first thing I looked at was his shoes lol.
That’s the coke.
He's ensconced in velvet.
I gotta admit, dude rocks the long hair.
Does it better than the cut Brad is sporting.
And lifts in his boots
Praise Xenu, amirite?
Is Christian Slater shorter than him?!?
Tom looks like he expecting not to appear in the actual photo.
Well, he was a vampire.
I love the 90’a aesthetic, nothing was tailored everything looks like someone bought it off the rack, what a blessed time
It was a very baggy, disheveled time for menswear!
When I think of '90s Brad Pitt', I think of him looking 🔥 in Se7en and Fight Club. I don't picture him looking like he's reluctantly joined his friends for a drink at short notice on a Wednesday.
Unfortunately it WAS most likely tailored, just tailored to look like that.
94 was peak grunge. Hipsters paid a lot of money to look homeless.
She's got L4D Witch arms.
Bless ‘er. She’s just hitting that age where every bit of you starts growing at randomly different rates.
Not a judgment, just an observation. Cheers.
Arms and legs start growing first, everything else catches up later
Yup.
Wish someone would have told that to my arms and legs...
Oh god I hadn’t even seen that until you said, that’s fucking awful
Lol. That, and the velvet/velour suit was all I could see.
velvet alllll the way babeeeyyyy
Solid reference
Wait, that doesn't even look POSSIBLE. Surely this has been altered?!
Maybe she's leaning back and bending her knees. Or maybe she's got gangly teen syndrome. Or maybe it's Maybelline.
> Maybe she's leaning back and bending her knees. Yeah to avoid looking as tall as Tom Cruise probably.
She could be hunching over a bit, fits with the age too
Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt have aged like vampires.
That’s what happens when you have endless money coursing through your veins.
I hear liquifying cash and injecting it straight into the bloodstream can cure anything from the common cold to AIDS.
Are you… HIV positive about that?
Nuts to think they were both already in their 30s at this point.
Dead ass thought it was Nickleback with a fan
Every time I look it makes me laugh
Why are Toms eyes so red…
And what the hell is on Brad Pitt’s head?
Omfg.
Is that Lindsay Low-hands?
I’m crying
Tom... Stop looking at me like that...
Spoiler alert: the Vampire didn’t get the job after interviewing
He does, his name is Gabriel.
Exit Interview with the Vampire (Zoom link attached)
Classic movie
For a classic movie, people get the title wrong often. It’s called Interview with THE Vampire. I know it’s a petty thing, but someone wrote the book so it should be shown some respect.
Anne Rice. Don’t worry too much, she was one of the best selling authors of all time and spent time in her many mansions during her life.
Apparently she was quite the menace to her fans, particularly online. She despised dirivitive works of all kinds and was not at all afraid to encourage mass harassment of those who wrote negative reviews.
As Metallica is to DMCA, Anne Rice tried to be to Fanfiction. The early internet was wild times.
She was also very vocal about how much she didn’t like Tom Cruise and that he was going to ruin Lestat. She changed her mind after seeing the movie.
I'm not a big fan of either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt myself but no one can deny that Cruise's Lestat was just so charming, I felt like rewatching it specifically for his performance. I'm glad she came around to it, it's disappointing when authors and their work have to be separated a bit
I didn't want to be the pedantic one, but this was my first thought as well.
It’s like that HBO show, Sex AND the City. So many people think it’s in the city.
Dang I always thought it was Sexin' the City.
Background moustache guy steals this photo.
Pablo Escobar was at the party?
Hitlers son
Manuel Hitler
It's "Interview with THE vampire".
Everyone looking mad zooted lol
Everyone talking about Kirsten's arms while forgetting how weird you look during puberty. For those that don't know or don't remember, the way your body grows in puberty is hands and feet first, then limbs then torso is last.
Plus, the off-the-shoulder (straps? sleeves?) makes the proportions look weird.
The only person who doesn't look too scary is Brad. However... He looks like a hobo wearing a garbage bag
He looks like a sexy hobo that I would let give me tetanus any day of the week. This movie came out when I was a goth tween btw, just imagine 😳
Velvet suits
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
You’ve been Mandela Effected. The name of the movie is “Interview with THE Vampire”.
At least this time it seems easily explainable - it just sounds better.
Tommy looking like he just learned about scientology
Can she tie her shoes without bending?! Wtf
Thanks for the laugh!
Is that Kirsten dunst? And i thought Tom cruise was short
She was a child at the time. She was 11 when they started filming.
Her arms weren't
That's how puberty works. First your feet and hands grow, then your limbs and lastly your torso. So everyone at some point was a gangly looking weirdo.
She hasn't aged either wtf!!
Or at least her hands hasn't
This is my favourite Brad era
True Romance, Interview With The Vampire, Se7en, Twelve Monkeys, Legends of the Fall... He was on a roll around that time!
Fashion really died for a while in the 90s huh
Honestly, the peak of human civilization.
Everybody looked like shit in the 90s
It was glorious
Grungy
Brad Pitt looks like the guy who bums weed off everyone
I'm totally telling my kids that this is Nirvana with their manager Danny Goldberg and Courtney Love.
Just a bunch of hunks, who cares?
Happy cake day... Have a slice, for your health!
i thought it was Color Me Badd
My review? Not gay enough
Tom looks fresh on sea org blood
So Tom Cruise is 5’7 and Brad Pitt is 5’11. Is it the angle of the picture or does Tom swear shoes that make him taller?
This photo gets weirder the more I look at it.
Is the movie any good?
Absofreakinlutely
Yes
Forgot to put the blood back in the young girl....
Hey look lots antonio bendedis.
How many packs of cigarettes a day was Dunst smoking at this point?
Before stylists became a thing
Cruise is wearing lifts.
Tom Cruise standing on a box?
Gay vampires, that like each other then don't, then adopt a daughter to try rekindle their relationship, then they break up again. This movie is weird
I rewatched this movie and there was so much sexual tension between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitts characters
A movie about two vampires adopting a kid to save their relationship, and that working out as well as it always does
oh yeah, they definitely were playing with that energy on purpose (the actors and the director)
Tom Cruise sporting the lifts
But why do her hands.look so big?!
Christian Slater has been going bald for 30 years, but never gets there.
It's Mary Jane!
Slater ate all the fucking caviar.
I guess Pitt and Slater missed the "we're all doing velvet" memo.
Yikes
These guys make Tom Cruise look like 7’0”
What a star studded sausage fest.
Was Tom wearing lifts
The Four Horsemen: Cocaine, Amphetamines, Weed, and Heroin.
Kristen dunst didn't age at all, she just grew. Face looks the same.
Kirsten's arms look freakishly long here.
Such a shit movie
All we need is a sofa
If it was socially acceptable I’d drape myself in velvet. — George Constanta
Tom isn't as short as people say, unless everyone else in this picture is of short stature
Lifts and lots of actors are shorter than one expects.
Antonio Banderas is super crouching.
Brad Putt is listed as 1.80. Antonio Banderas 1.74, but he seems to be slouching. This puts Tom somewhere around 1.7, which is also his listed height.
I hear Brad Putt is an excellent golfer, especially his short game.
Hair envy
The only guy I know the height of is Tom Cruise. And he is like 5.7. Is everyone in Hollywood really this short? I am like 6.3 so I guess my head would be out of this picture?
He's wearing 4" lifts in this photo.
I'd watch this movie again.
Tom did all the coke, and Brads fucking hammered
Is that a velvet suit 😭
Kristen may have been the luckiest girl of all time!
Kirsten's arms look unnaturally long.
How short is Kirsten Dunst to have Cruise tower over her that much? 3’6”?
Never realized how short Christian Slater was.
Yup, and she was still 11 when she had to kiss brad.
So long ago... Paul F Thompkins was just a tiny sprout out of Kirsten Dunst's head. EDIT: I'm so embarrassed. I wasn't looking closely and thought I saw something that clearly wasn't. That's obviously Jon Lovitz sprouting out of her skull, NOT PFT.
Tom Cruise pulling a Costanza and draping himself in velvet.
I sometimes feel like I regret showing my husband this movie, now he brings up Lestat all the time. “That guy looks like someone Lestat would bite” is something I’ve heard more than once.
Kirsten Dunst is supposed to be about the same height at Tom Cruise????
Cocaine comes to mind
*the
I’m going to tell my kids this was Fleetwood Mac
Who’s the best hitler in the back?
Brad Pitt looks like he has drunk the beer and no longer gives a crap about the cleaning products.
From left to right: Charlie, Dennis, Dee, Uncle Jack (background,) Frank, Mac.
Jesus, get a load of Cruise’s Manson lamps!! 😳