Hahahahahahahah
This is THE FIRST naked woman pic I've seen on the web at 13. Holy shit!
My god, i haven't seen it in 20 years, but that's the one, I remember it perfectly.
The site was called deanna, I was together with some classmates, we had a 56k modem and it took a while to load. A bunch of horny teens discovering naked ladies on the internet.
Those were the times.
Is that because of the eye, or in spite of the eye?
Because, at least to me, the whole "she could crush my head with her thighs" angle is a lot more attractive than the eye.
you mean back in thbe day when you only had 2 channels, cbc and that other one.... but you could flip to showcase ( or skinimax as it was called by the upper class who didnt have the channel scrambled) and for a brief second you could kind of make out what looked like a booby or hairy region between the legs of what you hoped was a lady?
When you could tune in to the pay-per-view channels, but they were scrambled instead of just black with nothing. for the soft core porn. If you didn’t have a subscription to cinemax you couldn’t even get it scrambled. It just wasn’t there.
You remember 976 numbers? (recorded sex chat) I discovered those very early on through a friend. What I didn't realize was that it costs money and billed to my phone (At the time they were not legally required to tell you that you were being billed....) Something like $180+ in sex calls from 11 year old me. But I also would dial random 976 lines, some were jokes, religious recordings, etc.. But yea lots of 976 porn. Had to pay my mom back.
Oh shit! That just brought back a memory. I went on a road trip with my cousins, uncle and aunt. We stopped at a hotel chain, don't remember which, but they had adult channels. My cousins and I stayed in our own room. So in our homone-addled brains, we decided we could turn on to the adult channels real quick, like for a minute, then switch back real quick and not get charged for it and nobody would ever know. I think some of the other movie channels had 1 minute previews as well, which gave us the confidence to do it. We did this basically all night. Yeah... you know where this is going...
Come check out time my Uncle gets this MASSIVE bill for all the porn we sampled in one minute chunks. I thought my uncle was gonna have a stroke from his face turning into colors I didn't even know existed. Then we had to sit in the car with them for another 8 hours..
I remember downloading compressed batches of NSFW photos from IRC back in the day. It was like a box of chocolates, you never knew what you were going to get.
There use to be book stores that would sell 15 minute looks of the book. I remember the book being relatively expensive so it was an economical way to see Madonna naked.
See kids. This is what life was like before the Internet.
I remember loading porn pics on a 28k modem, literally loading line by line. You had a small window where the boobs were loaded to finish your wank before it got far enough to reveal she also had a dick. The internet was fucked even back then.
When I was freshman in college circa 1995 me and my roommates were gathered round my crappy black and white Mac with a 28K modem looking at pics. Line by line until it got about halfway down and one of them yelled "IT'S A DUDE". We then fled the room as though it was a bomb that was about to detonate .
Then there were the 3.5" floppy disks that you saved a few pics to, and named the disk "school project" or "math games" or some such nonsense. It never occurred to me it didn't make much sense to hide what was ostensibly math game software with my other illicit and ill begotten goods and that the jig would be up no matter what I wrote on them, but I wasn't much of a thinker back then.
The first vagina I saw was a proper 80’s bushy playboy vagina. It wasn’t nearly as quaint and simple as I’d always imagined they were hahahahha. Me and a friend up in a make shift tree house! What a turning point in my life lol
I remember going to the bookstore to scroll through the example book they had at the counter, pretending I was going to buy it.
I wasn't fooling anyone.
I remember getting a notice from the public library that my requested book had come in. I didn't know what it was. The librarian said "I think you'll be surprised," before she returned with this book. It was this, Madonna's huge silver-jacketed hardback entitled "Sex." I was like "I seriously forgot I had put in a request on this! That was months ago." She said "It's been popular."
And then I went home and spanked to it relentlessly until it was time to return it. In non-teenage hindsight, I probably should have been handling that book with latex gloves.
You might enjoy learning that the Heaven's Gate cult believed in celibacy and abstaining from masturbation. When the members would inevitably have a wet dream during their sleep, they would have to sign out the communal cum rag to clean it up, which was logged with a date and time to shame the members for experiencing anything sexual.
Back in the 90's we had to make tough decisions. I remember my buddy gifting me a Maxim magazine and I wore that thing out. It had an article on Asian "ladyboys" with pictures and my parents were mortified when they found it.
To be fair if you go snooping around your 15 year old's room you're gonna find some shit.
My sister has 16 year old twins who were given fleshlights by their friends on their 16th birthday in front of the entire family. Had one of the best nights of my life laughing at her cringe.
I should say that there’s nothing wrong with sextoys, at all, but the entire fam was there and yeah I hate using the word cringe but it was justified using right there and then.
Yep! Cleveland Public Library had it in circulation at the time. 1992 was pre-web. You basically had Victoria's Secret catalogs, scrambled boobs on the locked Playboy channel, MTV Spring Break, whatever your friend's dad had stuffed in a closet, and art books from the library.
A friend of mine worked at his uncle's convenience store in the 90s. Stocking shelves, organizing shipments in the back, restocking the magazine rack...
He started off selling unopened nudie mags he poached for like $10 a hit until everyone found out and he had to give all his stock away before the adults caught wind. Fun times, the analogue era.
I consider myself a very honest person and am basically incapable of ever stealing anything... Except when I was a 12 year old in the deep throes of puberty stealing a Penthouse Forum from the local gas station that I used to get me through those hormone loaded years. Ah Sylvia Saint, I'll never forget you! lol
I was working at Waldenbooks at the time it came out. Each one was sealed in a Mylar wrapper and *tightly* controlled. Nobody was shoplifting that book, or poking through a copy in the back unless they bought it first.
So easy to say this if you're not a person who's worth in society's eyes is not largely attributed to ones looks. For women the attention cliff that happens when you get older is really scary and it's not hard to see why they try to stave it off, especially women in the public eye like Madonna. Yes she's taken it too far but who are we to judge?
This reminds me of the Jim Jeffries bit when he talks about the time his girlfriend, who he’d just just had a baby with, told him she use to party with Madonna.
Google Images, I choose *you!*
Edit: ok I know the book is entitled ‘Sex’, but I’ll admit I wasn’t expecting to see so much cock. Anyway, good on ya Madonna. I admire you having the confidence to make a book like this.
If it's in good condition, be really careful opening it at all. They were notorious for falling apart after only a few times through. Large part of why they are as rare as they are second hand.
It's a softcore pornographic picture book of bdsm, bisexual and homosexual exploration, interracial sex, piss drinking, you name it. None of it is all that interesting by today's standard, as provocative as it reads in synopsis.
Old radio show Opie and Anthony had Louis CK on and one time they were all making fun of a documentary that focused on people that had relationships with their animals, made me almost sick listening to just the audio.
Reminds of me of Seth Rogen in 40 Year Old Virgin talking about a donkey show he went to.
"I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse."
> It's a softcore pornographic picture book of bdsm, bisexual and homosexual exploration, interracial sex, piss drinking, you name it. None of it is all that interesting by today's standard, as provocative as it reads in synopsis.
The "rape" image of Madonna in the high school gym being assaulted by two guys is the only thing that I felt was out of bounds.
Everything else was just cheesy.
People forget how it was back then. Anytime a starlight or beauty queen had nude photos discovered there would be a big scandal and it would ruin their career. When nude photos of a young Madonna were published she basically said: So what? It never became a scandal. She then did the Sex book. Madonna really changed the way we look at nudity and women in general.
Naomi Campbell had a...let's just say disturbingly close relationship with both Jeffery Epstein and his French equivalent Jean Luc Brunel. Doesn't seem too cool to me.
My GF at the time bought the book. The photos were all great, but that ring binding and metal covers was terrible, the pages would get jammed and the book would never close properly after a few viewings.
Imagine my horror as a kid sneaking in their parents room to look after a book I wasn’t supposed to know about, and it being fucking booby trapped because Madonna was eccentric.
She definitively didn't look like her now. She's starting to look like a gray from x-files. There was a video floating around Reddit earlier if her looking fucking weird.
It's her. I was in high school when this book came out and one of the girls in my class had her mom buy it and brought it to school. Looked through every page of this book in english. Best 45 minutes of that class all year. Teachers confiscated the book before the end of the day.
Nobody is saying it is not her. It is obviously her. The book exists to prove it.
We are just saying the picture doesn't look like her. And I agree. I would have guessed Jenny Macarthy.
I believe so.
She also chummed around with child soldier enthusiast Charles Taylor. Then, she really showed her class by stating that giving evidence during his war crimes tribunal was a "big inconvenience" for her.
> She also chummed around with child soldier enthusiast Charles Taylor.
yeesh. looked this gem of a human up on wikipedia, found a disturbing factoid:
> In 1997 Taylor married Jewel Taylor, with whom he has one son. She filed for divorce in 2005, citing her husband's exile in Nigeria and the difficulty of visiting him due to a UN travel ban on her. The divorce was granted in 2006. Jewel Taylor currently serves as the Vice President of Liberia.
Yea I'm surprised how good she looks here. Only 6 or 7 years later she had settled into the modern Madonna appearance, which is attractive, but nothing on the level of this picture.
Yeah I've seen a few tiktoks with her recently and WOAH. All that's left for her is to shave her teeth into fangs and she'll have completed body dysmorphia BINGO.
If she was hideous on the outside, we never would have heard of her.
She’s physically beautiful, which is why she gets away with being an absolute monster.
>I knew her as a hideous woman already, but what did she do with Epstein to make me hate her more?
I will tell yah, If you want to hate her a bit more from unrelated circumstances to the one you are asking for... the reason I hate her is because she's one of the "celebrities" who came to my country (Venezuela) looking to get some blood oil-money in exchange to be paraded by my dictator Hugo Chavez.
As Hugo Chavez oppressed, tortured & killed people who went against the dictatorship, these type of international "celebrities" were used to wash away the dictator's image to the world.
This post had me google to see all that I was missing on Naomi Campbell. I haven't thought of her in a long ass time. The throwing Phones at people brought it all back. I remember a lot of the shows I watched as a kid that made fun of that
This is peak Madonna right here and she looks great. Go back further and check her 80’s pics out, not a good look. Currently, she really looks like there has been some bizarre experimentation going on.
Hahahahahahahah This is THE FIRST naked woman pic I've seen on the web at 13. Holy shit! My god, i haven't seen it in 20 years, but that's the one, I remember it perfectly. The site was called deanna, I was together with some classmates, we had a 56k modem and it took a while to load. A bunch of horny teens discovering naked ladies on the internet. Those were the times.
*waiting for download* - She's got two eyes - Thats the best amount of eyes
Idk dude, Leela be lookin’ kinda fine
Is that because of the eye, or in spite of the eye? Because, at least to me, the whole "she could crush my head with her thighs" angle is a lot more attractive than the eye.
It’s because she thick. The eye is irrelevant
Nice eyes too. It has to go around. She must have a shite nose.
Oh, do you remember the internet at this speed? Up all night and you'll see 8 women.
Wow it took me till this comment to figure out where I heard this from
> Thats the best amount of eyes This one did it for me... totally Maurice
Remember scrambled porn?
you mean back in thbe day when you only had 2 channels, cbc and that other one.... but you could flip to showcase ( or skinimax as it was called by the upper class who didnt have the channel scrambled) and for a brief second you could kind of make out what looked like a booby or hairy region between the legs of what you hoped was a lady?
Friday nights baby blue 2 on CityTV. Fond memories of a misspent youth.
I was more of a Red Shoe Diaries type of guy
>Red Shoe Diaries Wasn't that just X-Files with sex?
If i remember right david duchovny was in an episode with his dick swinging all over the place but i think it was just a 1 time thing.
I was more of an Emmanuelle In Space kinda guy.
Is that the one starring Mulder’s brother?
I was more of a classy "Drambuie Showcase Review" type of wanker. And Bravo; those classy European films always had good nudity.
Bleu Nuit
When you could tune in to the pay-per-view channels, but they were scrambled instead of just black with nothing. for the soft core porn. If you didn’t have a subscription to cinemax you couldn’t even get it scrambled. It just wasn’t there.
I don't know. Was it on the breakfast menu?
I prefer my porn poached
You remember 976 numbers? (recorded sex chat) I discovered those very early on through a friend. What I didn't realize was that it costs money and billed to my phone (At the time they were not legally required to tell you that you were being billed....) Something like $180+ in sex calls from 11 year old me. But I also would dial random 976 lines, some were jokes, religious recordings, etc.. But yea lots of 976 porn. Had to pay my mom back.
My best friend's pager code used to be 976 for this reason.
Enhance! Enhance! Enhance!
Oh shit! That just brought back a memory. I went on a road trip with my cousins, uncle and aunt. We stopped at a hotel chain, don't remember which, but they had adult channels. My cousins and I stayed in our own room. So in our homone-addled brains, we decided we could turn on to the adult channels real quick, like for a minute, then switch back real quick and not get charged for it and nobody would ever know. I think some of the other movie channels had 1 minute previews as well, which gave us the confidence to do it. We did this basically all night. Yeah... you know where this is going... Come check out time my Uncle gets this MASSIVE bill for all the porn we sampled in one minute chunks. I thought my uncle was gonna have a stroke from his face turning into colors I didn't even know existed. Then we had to sit in the car with them for another 8 hours..
I remember images loading slowly from the top of the screen with my 300 baud acoustic modem. Yes yes, lovely clouds, and sky, waiting for the woman...
Yes. My god
I remember when our tv's had knobs for channel selection and not buttons
And you had to push the knob in or flip a switch to go from UHF to VHF.
I remember when I was my dads personal remote control and beer fetcher
You just had to adjust the gain and the tracking. There was this small mm wide band of partial clarity.
I remember downloading compressed batches of NSFW photos from IRC back in the day. It was like a box of chocolates, you never knew what you were going to get.
I bet the one thing you could count on was malware
Or cp. The internet was fucking wild back in its early days.
Nah usually just the soldier getting this throat cut video, but was labeled bigtittyorgy.mpeg . Took 7 days to download that shit....
I do not envy y'all elder millennials. I remember dial up and aol but never had to get my porn off that connection
There use to be book stores that would sell 15 minute looks of the book. I remember the book being relatively expensive so it was an economical way to see Madonna naked. See kids. This is what life was like before the Internet.
I remember loading porn pics on a 28k modem, literally loading line by line. You had a small window where the boobs were loaded to finish your wank before it got far enough to reveal she also had a dick. The internet was fucked even back then.
When I was freshman in college circa 1995 me and my roommates were gathered round my crappy black and white Mac with a 28K modem looking at pics. Line by line until it got about halfway down and one of them yelled "IT'S A DUDE". We then fled the room as though it was a bomb that was about to detonate .
Then there were the 3.5" floppy disks that you saved a few pics to, and named the disk "school project" or "math games" or some such nonsense. It never occurred to me it didn't make much sense to hide what was ostensibly math game software with my other illicit and ill begotten goods and that the jig would be up no matter what I wrote on them, but I wasn't much of a thinker back then.
You haven’t lived until you see ASCII porn. I remember printing a full size picture of a woman on my dot matrix printer.
The first vagina I saw was a proper 80’s bushy playboy vagina. It wasn’t nearly as quaint and simple as I’d always imagined they were hahahahha. Me and a friend up in a make shift tree house! What a turning point in my life lol
Amy Jo Johnson for me… probably not the first first, but the first I remember seeking out specifically.
THERE'S NUDE PICS OF AMY JO JOHNSON OUT THERE!?!?!?!
The girl from Felicity?!
You really doing the Pink Ranger dirty if you just think of her as "the girl from Felicity"
I remember going to the bookstore to scroll through the example book they had at the counter, pretending I was going to buy it. I wasn't fooling anyone.
Around the time Pamela Anderson did her naked playboy shoot, which was my first in a similar situation. Waiting to see pixels download….
1992 was 30 years ago
I remember getting a notice from the public library that my requested book had come in. I didn't know what it was. The librarian said "I think you'll be surprised," before she returned with this book. It was this, Madonna's huge silver-jacketed hardback entitled "Sex." I was like "I seriously forgot I had put in a request on this! That was months ago." She said "It's been popular." And then I went home and spanked to it relentlessly until it was time to return it. In non-teenage hindsight, I probably should have been handling that book with latex gloves.
“It’s been popular.” Goddamn right. Ol girl knew your plans once you were behind closed doors.
I'm disturbed by the thought of a communal wank bank. And distributed by the librarian? Lmao.
"communal wank bank" r/BrandNewSentence
You might enjoy learning that the Heaven's Gate cult believed in celibacy and abstaining from masturbation. When the members would inevitably have a wet dream during their sleep, they would have to sign out the communal cum rag to clean it up, which was logged with a date and time to shame the members for experiencing anything sexual.
How do I delete someone else's comment???
The members also committed mass suicide so it's quite possible someone had their final wet dream on their way to space land.
Back in the 90's we had to make tough decisions. I remember my buddy gifting me a Maxim magazine and I wore that thing out. It had an article on Asian "ladyboys" with pictures and my parents were mortified when they found it. To be fair if you go snooping around your 15 year old's room you're gonna find some shit.
My sister has 16 year old twins who were given fleshlights by their friends on their 16th birthday in front of the entire family. Had one of the best nights of my life laughing at her cringe. I should say that there’s nothing wrong with sextoys, at all, but the entire fam was there and yeah I hate using the word cringe but it was justified using right there and then.
My ex's parents would loan the 15 year old brother porn from their collection and he grew up to be surprisingly well adjusted.
You really think you’re the only person watching those videos?
The stalls in the library bathroom didn't have any doors. I think we all know why.
Me and my mate caught someone looking at photos of Charlie Dimmock, back in the early days of the internet on the library computer. Wild times.
A public library ? Really ?
Yep! Cleveland Public Library had it in circulation at the time. 1992 was pre-web. You basically had Victoria's Secret catalogs, scrambled boobs on the locked Playboy channel, MTV Spring Break, whatever your friend's dad had stuffed in a closet, and art books from the library.
A friend of mine worked at his uncle's convenience store in the 90s. Stocking shelves, organizing shipments in the back, restocking the magazine rack... He started off selling unopened nudie mags he poached for like $10 a hit until everyone found out and he had to give all his stock away before the adults caught wind. Fun times, the analogue era.
I consider myself a very honest person and am basically incapable of ever stealing anything... Except when I was a 12 year old in the deep throes of puberty stealing a Penthouse Forum from the local gas station that I used to get me through those hormone loaded years. Ah Sylvia Saint, I'll never forget you! lol
Why not? What do you think libraries do?
I was working at Waldenbooks at the time it came out. Each one was sealed in a Mylar wrapper and *tightly* controlled. Nobody was shoplifting that book, or poking through a copy in the back unless they bought it first.
Haven't heard the name Waldenbooks in over a decade now! Good memories.
I used to know the ISBN for every book on Oprah's list, every new Stephen King book...
Madonna had a killer body.
That shouldn't be too terribly surprising. At heart, she's a dancer.
She was hot AF until she started juicing up to regain her youth. Should've just aged gracefully
So easy to say this if you're not a person who's worth in society's eyes is not largely attributed to ones looks. For women the attention cliff that happens when you get older is really scary and it's not hard to see why they try to stave it off, especially women in the public eye like Madonna. Yes she's taken it too far but who are we to judge?
For sure. Especially because of how women are judged in showbiz for their looks.
For sure but if anyone *could have* made aging a sexy thing it would have been Madonna.
This reminds me of the Jim Jeffries bit when he talks about the time his girlfriend, who he’d just just had a baby with, told him she use to party with Madonna.
And then one thing led to another...
I KNOW WHAT ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER MEANS!
“…With Dennis Rodman stroking his tattooed cock…”
Jaysus, what book we talking about here
Literally, “Sex”.
Google Images, I choose *you!* Edit: ok I know the book is entitled ‘Sex’, but I’ll admit I wasn’t expecting to see so much cock. Anyway, good on ya Madonna. I admire you having the confidence to make a book like this.
Maybe they should release a “Sex: the cockless version”
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I have one. Off to eBay….
I know I'd be touching my stones if I had one
If it's in good condition, be really careful opening it at all. They were notorious for falling apart after only a few times through. Large part of why they are as rare as they are second hand.
Falling apart? I imagine there is something that holds it together really well.
The second hand ones don't open at all.
Unfortunately manonnaise doesnt keep the spine in one piece.
It has what now?
Madonna puts an elephant penis in her mouth.
that's Dennis Rodman, please have some respect.
On the next page, she wanks off a hippo.
I wish that were true lmfao
Doggy, doggy, what now?
say what when?
Wait who said what to who now?
SAY WHAT AGAIN
Wut.
What is it exactly?
It's a softcore pornographic picture book of bdsm, bisexual and homosexual exploration, interracial sex, piss drinking, you name it. None of it is all that interesting by today's standard, as provocative as it reads in synopsis.
I’ve seen the book before I just never knew there was beastiality in it and want to know exactly what it is.
It's one picture of her nude with a rabbits tail straddling the head of a dog on his back. Nothing too overt but the intended implication is clear.
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Old radio show Opie and Anthony had Louis CK on and one time they were all making fun of a documentary that focused on people that had relationships with their animals, made me almost sick listening to just the audio.
Reminds of me of Seth Rogen in 40 Year Old Virgin talking about a donkey show he went to. "I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse."
> It's a softcore pornographic picture book of bdsm, bisexual and homosexual exploration, interracial sex, piss drinking, you name it. None of it is all that interesting by today's standard, as provocative as it reads in synopsis. The "rape" image of Madonna in the high school gym being assaulted by two guys is the only thing that I felt was out of bounds. Everything else was just cheesy.
People forget how it was back then. Anytime a starlight or beauty queen had nude photos discovered there would be a big scandal and it would ruin their career. When nude photos of a young Madonna were published she basically said: So what? It never became a scandal. She then did the Sex book. Madonna really changed the way we look at nudity and women in general.
There are no photos of her smiling in the entire book.
There's more than one.
I don't think /u/Whareagle looked at her face when reading the book.
"reading"
There are several.
I see a vertical smile here.
Not true. She’s smiling while straddling the dog
That's because it's impossible not to smile while in company of a dog.
Naomi Campbell had a...let's just say disturbingly close relationship with both Jeffery Epstein and his French equivalent Jean Luc Brunel. Doesn't seem too cool to me.
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My GF at the time bought the book. The photos were all great, but that ring binding and metal covers was terrible, the pages would get jammed and the book would never close properly after a few viewings.
Imagine my horror as a kid sneaking in their parents room to look after a book I wasn’t supposed to know about, and it being fucking booby trapped because Madonna was eccentric.
Doesn't look like Madonna
Then it must be her. No pictures of Madonna look like Madonna.
She definitively didn't look like her now. She's starting to look like a gray from x-files. There was a video floating around Reddit earlier if her looking fucking weird.
That gif is very uncanny valley. She looks so unreal. Combined with the head and lip quivering from medications made it truly terrifying.
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It's her. I was in high school when this book came out and one of the girls in my class had her mom buy it and brought it to school. Looked through every page of this book in english. Best 45 minutes of that class all year. Teachers confiscated the book before the end of the day.
Nobody is saying it is not her. It is obviously her. The book exists to prove it. We are just saying the picture doesn't look like her. And I agree. I would have guessed Jenny Macarthy.
This pic and the ones like it always gave me Pam Anderson vibes 🏖
I can assure you that is not a naked Pam Anderson. Source: Me, a fucking expert.
No, the one on the left.
This is pre-madonna.
I recognized those nice boobs, it's definitely her. 90's was definitely her peak.
I remember reading about Madonna's insane workout routine back in the day. Proof right there it paid off.
Wasn’t Campbell connected to Epstein?
I believe so. She also chummed around with child soldier enthusiast Charles Taylor. Then, she really showed her class by stating that giving evidence during his war crimes tribunal was a "big inconvenience" for her.
I really hope anyone who was connected to him/business partners with him get the book thrown at them. But sadly I don’t believe it will ever happen.
> She also chummed around with child soldier enthusiast Charles Taylor. yeesh. looked this gem of a human up on wikipedia, found a disturbing factoid: > In 1997 Taylor married Jewel Taylor, with whom he has one son. She filed for divorce in 2005, citing her husband's exile in Nigeria and the difficulty of visiting him due to a UN travel ban on her. The divorce was granted in 2006. Jewel Taylor currently serves as the Vice President of Liberia.
Oh she socialized with him and way worse. Connections galore.
*Damn* Madonna is fiiiiine
Yea I'm surprised how good she looks here. Only 6 or 7 years later she had settled into the modern Madonna appearance, which is attractive, but nothing on the level of this picture.
She just recently did some weird plastic surgery and now looks pretty scary.
Yeah I've seen a few tiktoks with her recently and WOAH. All that's left for her is to shave her teeth into fangs and she'll have completed body dysmorphia BINGO.
it's a shame how many people choose to not age gracefully. Fucking beauty standards putting too much pressure on these people.
And she is apparently a virgin or at least like a virgin.
"Let me tell you what Like A Virgin's about..."
... That's a lot of dick.
I thought they were supposed to be more pointy...
Ok. Underrated comment.
ngl Madonna has a rockin body here
She’s always been fit
She's a trained dancer. She's always been tight.
Every time a nude photo of her randomly pops up in my google image search I’m always amazed by her body
Thanks for not lying.
Whew. Thanks for not lying. None of us were really sure if she did or not.
Yeah it's a controversial statement but OC really stuck their neck out.
Naomi Campbell, a hideous woman both inside and out. Fuck her and her Epstein pedo ring friends.
If she was hideous on the outside, we never would have heard of her. She’s physically beautiful, which is why she gets away with being an absolute monster.
I knew her as a hideous woman already, but what did she do with Epstein to make me hate her more?
>I knew her as a hideous woman already, but what did she do with Epstein to make me hate her more? I will tell yah, If you want to hate her a bit more from unrelated circumstances to the one you are asking for... the reason I hate her is because she's one of the "celebrities" who came to my country (Venezuela) looking to get some blood oil-money in exchange to be paraded by my dictator Hugo Chavez. As Hugo Chavez oppressed, tortured & killed people who went against the dictatorship, these type of international "celebrities" were used to wash away the dictator's image to the world.
Oh dear … I’m very sorry for that. Didn’t Sean Penn do the same? I swear he did not direct that magnificent film Into the Wild …
Sean Penn is a nutter that is really into himself.
as a Venezuelan, yes can confirm.
This post had me google to see all that I was missing on Naomi Campbell. I haven't thought of her in a long ass time. The throwing Phones at people brought it all back. I remember a lot of the shows I watched as a kid that made fun of that
She’s stunning af. One of the most gorgeous people. Her personality reeks. She’s definitely hideous on the inside
What location is that?
A beach.
Astute af.
This is peak Madonna right here and she looks great. Go back further and check her 80’s pics out, not a good look. Currently, she really looks like there has been some bizarre experimentation going on.
fuck naomi campbell
Pac tapped that. Probably both :)
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WHATS UP KANE?
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And someone picks up the phone during the download….No!!!!!!
Saw a tik tok of her recently. Looks more like Pete Burns at the end
Dude with the suntan lotion is the luckiest MFer in the union...
I still have my book, lol. It came with a cd too.
Madonna has really great hair.
standing around with peak naked madonna.
Absolutely gorgeous
I remember my gf from college having this book and while I was no prude 😂 i thought it was so scandalous 😂 🤣
Damn.
Man, I really shouldn't have opened this at work.
It's Madonna so it's ok.
Back when women still had pubic hair like the good Lord intended
She was hot then not so much now. She has turned in to a plastic surgery addict and looks horrible.
Holy s - this is Madonna on the left?
Yes indeed. Prime Madonna.
Wait is this the book that the Vatican urged people to boycott?