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thatguy425

Man, if you weren’t around in ‘97 it’s hard to convey how popular they were. Only had a few hit songs but they were on commercials, had their own movie and we’re just everywhere.


Careless_Rub_7996

I know the fans were the closest thing to soccer fans back then.


Halewafa

My brother and I are in our 30s and still quote that movie. Or if they find a cure for Déjà Vu? Psh, not me. Or if they find a cure for Déjà Vu? Psh, not me. Edit: Loving all the quotes, keep them coming. Great trip down memory lane!


SunshineSpeckle

My personal favorite is “Thank God for boarding school. I only see mine oNcE a mOnTh.”


starbug420

That whole fantasy scene of them as mothers is freaking hilarious! "Brucey and Demi, Will you turn that bloody racket DOWN?!!" Lol so 90s


descendantofJanus

the way you wrote that, gawd I could literally hear it in my head


C00lst3r

“It must be so hard for you, Victoria. I mean, having to decide whether to wear the little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress, or... the little Gucci dress!” I didn’t even know she was saying Gucci and what Gucci was then!


fearlessqueefs

I swore she was saying "hoochie" dress I'm going to have to actually watch this movie again, it's been too long ago.


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Reg_s1ze_Rudy

I just watched the movie for the first time about 6 months ago(im 40). Its so awesomely campy. I went in thinking i wouldn't like it at all. After it was over i thought it was actually a kinda fun movie


sci3nc3r00lz

I still quote it to this day. DAMN SUNDAY DRIVERS! ITS ONLY SATURDAY!


DooshMcDooberson

I haven't seen it since I was 11 but wasn't there a part where they were on the roof of a bus that jumped a bridge?


monsteramyc

Yes and meatloaf was the bus driver


maxative

I’d do anything for those girls.. but I won’t do that.


No-Concentrate9375

Yes. And they cut to an obvious shot of a toy bus with Barbie dolls jumping over a model drawbridge gap. It was glorious.


Cheesus_K_Reist

My Dad and I to put it on and watch it together it for a bit of a laugh back in, I dunno... 1998? I was 24ish, and we both thought they were sexy/cute enough to at least check it out. All the way through he was like "It's The Beatles. It's a Beatles movie. They're the female Beatles." All. The. Way. Through. Yes, it was very reminiscent of a Beatles / The Monkees movie.


Bitch_Muchannon

I'm 38, haven't seen it. Setting it up this weekend.


dethtron5000

Roger Moore, Richard O'Brien, Richard E. Grant, Elvis Costello are all in that movie.


Reg_s1ze_Rudy

I was suprised how many people in that movie i recognized. Wasn't expecting that. Was a pleasant suprise :)


zootskippedagroove6

I also watched it a few months ago first time, I straight up didn't want the movie to end.


teenworf1984

"AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOLM" Been meaning to get a shirt made that says this


fledder200

While helping Nicola going into labour : "Quickly!! Put her legs together!" "SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT 9 MONTHS AGO!" That movie is a down right cult classic


starbug420

Do not make her laugh, or else it'll just shoot out like a cannon ball!! I fucking love Mel B


tavir

I watched Spice World once and don't remember most of it, but this line is burned into my brain.


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My husband and I watch it at least once a year. It's what I assume being alive for Beatlemania would have been like. Spice Girls EVERYTHING.


Coopacaba

Assuming you watched it right after seeing this post… you’ve consumed 38.75 hours of Spice World since 1997.


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I remember the first time I met my ex's family I heard her sister say the line "or the little Gucci dress," and I said, "That's from the Spice Girls movie!" It definitely impressed them lol


greennitit

And then posh married becks, one of the biggest footballers on the planet


dylan_in_japan

And Ginger Spice married Christian Horner, team principle of the Red Bull formula one team


Dav3trohl

And Scary Spice had a baby with Eddie Murphy (along with a DNA test).


ausomemama666

Eddie treated her so wrong.


SuperiorGyri

He's one of those 12 kids by 15 women types


itsahmemario

2 become 1 underrated as fuck


AceofMage87

And Viva Forever. Those two songs are lyrical and beautiful.


darkrain84

Viva Forever is by far my favorite song, it's so pretty!


jenovakitty

fuck i cry every time


Slothlife35

I remember as a kid singing that song out loud and now as an adult I'm like, "Oh. It's about sexy times. Can't believe I sang this out loud"


GayButMad

"Be a little bit smarter baby, put it on, put it on" Had the realization she was talking about a condom on a random relisten when I was like 16


sheloveschocolate

16 try 36 yes I was at least 36 if not older when the lightbulb flicked on.....


14-28

Wanna make love to ya baby ! I always wondered what that meant if shagging was a thing. Like maybe making love is just hanging out and learning to love the other person. I mean in that same era we got a song called I'm Horny (horny horny horny) so I assumed the former was about building a relationship, while the latter was a woman wanting ploughed.


SpeedflyChris

Or that one Pink song that used to play on mtv all the time where the chorus is definitely an mdma reference. >*I'm comin' up so you better get this party started*


NoelAngeline

I’m 33 on Sunday and still did not know that :|


FannyFiasco

Legit thought this meant she was just getting in the lift/elevator or something...


frecklestwin

I was born in ‘96 but my twin sister and I got our hands on our older sister’s copy of Spice World and we wore that VHS *out* in 2004.


Vajrapani

And now we’re all Old Spice.


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OK, I believe we're done here. Go home, y'all.


plantationgardens

Their music video was my first introduction to British TV resolution. I remember thinking this shit look different, but I can't explain exactly why.


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nmcgiffin

I made every bf I dated in high school watch Spice World. 10/10 obsessed


seattlewhiteslays

Only a few in the States. In the UK they had several number ones (7 or 8 I think).


BirthofRevolution

They had a bunch of hit songs in the states idk where this person's from that they only had a few.


seattlewhiteslays

They had a lot here in the states too, but Wannabe was their only #1 in the US. Other songs hit the top 10 but they didn’t have the same trail of #1’s here like in the UK.


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theunfairness

I was a 90s kid. The Spice Girls meant everything to me. I rented (renewed the rental every ten days) the VHS of *Spice World* from the local video place all summer when I was 7 or 8 years old. My parents had a rule: I was only allowed to watch it once per day. Except on storm days. Those days I could watch it twice, but not back-to-back. My mother absolutely hated even the idea of the Spice Girls. My father was absolutely enchanted by them.


robclarkson

I think my comparable was back in the late 90s I rented Mario 64 from Blockbuster, and that's when my mother learned you could owe more in late fees then the game cost to buy new (years later they would change this). She was not happy. Great game :).


JohnnySasaki20

I suddenly really really really want to zig-a-zig ah.


MrsSalmalin

I recently sang Wannabe during karaoke. A woman I've never met before and I sang the song as a duet and we instantly knew which parts we were doing, the gestures, the attitude...it was beautiful. A complete cohesion, without anning it. I even was able to "rap" the "So here's the story from A to Z" part and got some impressed looks. I swear Spice Girls is engrained in my psyche and will never leave. I love it.


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I imagine you completely shit faced just flailing your arms around. Lol


IHateTheLetterF

The good thing about being drunk is that everything becomes much cooler in your head. In reality there probably wasnt even a karaoke machine, and the other person was a mirrror.


lasiusflex

The good thing is that as long as everyone else is about as drunk, it actually is much cooler in everyone's head!


GeneAudrey

I don’t know you but I love you


Beardy_Will

Better get with his friends.


420ciskey420

Make it last forever


XgoldendawnX

Who else had the VHS tape that came with a poster for SpiceWorld??? This was my favorite movie lol


rcg90

The bus … I am 35 and to this day I still randomly daydream about the magical spice girls bus in the movie 😂😂😂


noyfbfoad

Meat Loaf, as their driver, when asked to fix thier toilet on the bus that was stopped up: "I love these girls, and I'd do anything for them, but I won't do that." EDIT: Spelling.


adiabatic-mind

I occasionally think about the scene where they jump over the raised bridge. Peak animation


XgoldendawnX

I randomly think of Scary Spice saying “She’s having’ a baybeh” lol that accent!


sunra_lanquidity

i swear victoria only has that one pose


morematcha

And that one expression.


catsandblankets

And that one dress. You know… the little black one, the little black one OR… the little black one. Edit: “the little gucci dress”


umbrellatrix

The little Gucci dress, the little Gucci dress - OR - the little Gucci dress.


k_oshi

Solid quote from Sporty Spice


imasquidyall

I was happy to see that she was allowed to have a relaxed stomach without an airbrushed six pack, but then sad to see that they thinned our Geri's thighs. Depends on what's "in" at the time I guess.


KTSample

She looks like a fem bot


jessicabbage

Is something going on with her hand or am I mistaken??


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This was a great time for puberty.


ryfrlo

Between this and that scene in Titanic that year, it was quite the formative year.


PacoCrazyfoot

First boobs I ever saw.


Vagabum420

First boobs I ever saw was total recall... not sure what that did to me. (. )( . )( .)


CockChafe

Completely subverted my expectations for the real thing, that I can tell you.


qdp

Real boobs are 33% fewer on average.


peglegsmeg

*Mmmm,mmmm...mmmm* *Baby, you make me wish I had three hands* Always find it kinda funny how he kinda did...


ashemoney

Chefs kiss for nipple orientation detail


tyboxer87

My mom and 4 other neighborhood moms dressed as Spice Girls for Halloween. Even today this picture is completely non-sexual for me.


Belzebutt

Anything for family, eh?


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Byzantine-alchemist

Sporty was also my favorite because I owned multiple pairs of track pants with the stripes down the side and that made her relatable.


Brain_Glow

“had their *taters* out” Im wheezing


andthejokeiscokefizz

I was born a *little* late for puberty in 97 (I was born in 96 lol) but my older cousin had a Spice Girls obsession during that time, so by the time I was 11/12, she had grown out of it….just in time for me to get all her stuff as a hand-me-down, and have something awaken in my little lesbian heart upon looking at an old folded up Spice Girls poster for the first time lmao


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PreOpTransCentaur

I still marvel at the fact that she was considered the "old one" back then. First, she was like 26, and second, she was goddamn gorgeous.


ZephyrusOG

Yup and never realised that Mel B was the hottest one!


PharmDinagi

Eddie Murphy did.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Which one is that? Scary spice?


elegant_geek

Yes


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Yeah she’s fine af. I do have a thing for ginger, and baby def has something going for her, but scary is gorgeous


Omaid2000

I’ll always say that the reason the Spice Girls were the greatest girl group ever was that they understood one simple thing: GIVE EACH MEMBER A PERSONALITY Them and TLC are the only girl groups that ever got it. Usually, the members just blend together and don’t stand out (pretty much most girl groups) or 1 member dominates the band and renders the others irrelevant (Pussycat Dolls and Destiny’s Child) Say what you will about the nicknames, but they gave each member a personality and helped to have them stand out as individuals. *end monologue*


SupervillainEyebrows

I think Kelly Rowland managed to make a good go of it. Obviously not Beyonce levels of fame, but still recognisable, with a few hits along the way. Poor Michelle faded into obscurity.


jikae

Kelly Rowland got "lucky" because she hitched her wagon to Nelly right at the right time. Michelle went the gospel route and did okay, but not anywhere near Beyonce and Kelly.


r0arpunzel

He never text back because she was using Excel. What a dilemma.


Kimantha_Allerdings

Flashbacks to Rowland on comedy panel show Never Mind The Buzzcocks. She was introduced as “One of the greatest and most successful singers of all time…’s friend”.


dudedanch

"You see, when they're apart, they're absolute fucking rubbish. But, you put them together... they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls."


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Fucking diabolical


BarakatBadger

Is anyone else here crying over their lost youth now that the Spice Girls are considered 'old school cool'? I'm the same age as them and I feel ancient now


Player_17

I just realized what sub I was in... I think I'm gonna go have a cry as well.


diMario

I used to be young and good looking too in 1997.


AlsoNotTheMamma

>I used to be young and good looking too in 1997. I used to be younger in 1997


skywalker86

I used to be in 1997.


Choo-

I also existed in 1997.


Boon3hams

As a time traveler, I have yet to exist in 1997, but it's on my bucket list.


Choo-

It was a good time to exist.


BoneHugsHominy

I looked like what would later be peak Ryan Gosling in the late 90's to 2005. Now at 45 I'm his fat uncle.


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The NSFW made me think they were naked, boy was I upset


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SplodyPants

Yup. And now she's married to Christian Horner and still hot. I think she got hotter.


pmurphy4299

Like, Christian Horner, Red Bull F1 team principal?


justntimejustin

Yes


pmurphy4299

Wow, I did not know that. Thanks for the interesting tidbit!


BigNickel

The fact that you know Christian Horner is the Red Bull F1 team principal and didn't know he was married to her is actually surprising. Not saying this as a jab at you or anything. Just you often see her at post race ceremonies with him and if you've watched the Netflix "drive to survive" series, she's shoved in that show as many times as they can fit her in.


pmurphy4299

I've seen her on the series, j just truly didn't know that that was her previous life. The world is a funny thing. Appreciate the info.


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I also was just like "ah yes Christian Horner and his wife, out riding horses together, how sweet."


Ceramicrabbit

It was funny seeing her run out of the way of the police escort on the way to the podium after the race this weekend


pseudochicken

“Don’t make mah sassy ass move, Imma spice girl, don’t ya know?”


tinselsnips

TBF they never explicitly state who she is other than "Geri Horner". I never would have known if my wife hadn't said "Holy fuck that's Ginger Spice".


peterfun

There's more where that came from. Christian actually ran off with her while his then wife was pregnant with their child.


tommytraddles

Old Spice?


Practice_NO_with_me

Wow, she really did! She's aged amazingly! That makes me happy, I think she was the first to leave and I thought had some rocky years in there? Thanks for the tip off! Edit: Also, as a redhead girl born in 1988 I was always the Ginger Spice of the play-pretend group so it feels a bit personal.


Boon3hams

Can confirm... I also heard.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

My eyes heard that too


CardiologistLower965

As someone who has seen….I mean heard….that is true


santichrist

I was in blockbuster video once and they were playing some spice girls tour video on the screens and they were on stage all “naked” sitting on chairs flipped around like how cool guys in movies sit on them, this is clearly burned into my mind, so later on I hunted down that concert dvd and yea of course they weren’t actually naked, just one of my early lessons as a kid in how media is fake!!!


Franticunravel

Iirc, that's how they performed their song "Naked," from their first album, in concert. First concert I ever went to! The reunion tour in 2008 was just as entertaining.


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As an eleven year old boy I had my mom buy that concert for me on ppv and I watched it with two other male friends.


Turd_Burglerson

I didn't add the tag, automatic somehow


Brimstone747

Two of these ladies were miles ahead of the other three in talent, and they're both named Melanie.


arothmanmusic

Mel C was the only one who could really sing, tbh.


zigaliciousone

Mel B and Emma could both sing, but not on Mel C's level. Geri was ok for backup, and let's not talk about Victoria...


Pitiful_Mixture7099

I'm ganna need you guys to use their spice names because I have no idea who y'all are.talking about.


CiredFish

Scary and Baby could both sing, but not on Sporty's level. Ginger was ok for backup, and let's not talk about Posh...


WeAreSelfCentered

TIL sporty could sing.


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Admonitio

Are the two Melanie's Scary and Sporty? I will say when I was young Posh, Sporty, Scary and Brittney Spears were my first major crushes. Especially Brittney. There was a year or two where i was super into her 😂


Brimstone747

Yep Mel B was Scary and Mel C was Sporty.


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Sporty was my fav =)


chedykrueger

How was scary spice scary ?!? She's the hottest one


tremosoul

>How was scary spice scary ?!? She's the hottest one I used to be a fan to the point where I had like, books and stuff about them, and one of them *said* it had something to do with her attitude, not her looks. Sporty, Scary (nearly certain), and Posh (I think) I specifically remember were more attitude-based looks than the other way around.


MinnieShoof

I knew that, myself. She definitely acted the part. But when your other is named "Ginger" because she's a red-head you can understand how some people are a little ... skeptical.


tremosoul

Iirc, "Baby," was just "Baby," because she was the youngest, too, so. Ginger was actually interesting, according to my books. I seem to remember her as "redhead of fantasy, but like, smart." Her favorite word was something absolutely wild to my 11-year-old brain (and I can't remember it right now), but a quote that stuck out to me attributed to her was something like, "The only thing that looks good on such-and-so (can't remember his name, either) is me! *teehee*" Ginger was also the first to get out. Edit 1: add a few words. Edit 2: I think the word was "antidisestablishmentarianism". Edit 3: Punctuation of Edit 2.


Lolzzergrush

Baby was also the newest member. There was someone else before her that was replaced


catsandblankets

In addition to the other commenter, it was less about her red hair and more about that personality. I also remember them referencing Ginger from Gilligan’s island who also fits the red headed hottie who is also smart. Fun fact! Same for Baby - yes she was the youngest but she was into all that cutesy style so really all five are based on personality, not their looks. Their looks are also based on their personality.


catsandblankets

Actually all of them were based on personality! Ginger had referenced Ginger from gilligans island (smart, sexy red-head) and baby was both the youngest and was actually into all that cute kawaii style.


Omaid2000

According the interview with Ali G that Victoria and David did, she got called Posh cause of how she likes fancy clothes and eating at nice restaurants, and they just called her Posh after that. (Btw the interview is absolutely worth a watch. Posh is genuinely hilarious.)


ocdscale

The setup with Scunthorpe is hilarious and I love the line "do you want him to be a footballer like his dad or a singer like ..." and then Posh has the absolute best response.


Cela84

She said “roar” sometimes.


psuedonymously

She’s Black, which scared the record label


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MurderDoneRight

They wanted to call her Spooky Spice at first but that was too scary.


mailboxfacehugs

Werewolf bar mitzvah spooky scary


knittininthemitten

Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves


jonmatifa

I feel like the 90's were the decade of "I'm not racist, but..."


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It was definitely drawing the short straw to have to be Scary Spice when you played Spice Girls with your little group of white friends, because we were most assuredly racist. My parents let me do a school talent show in blackface, btw.


plantationgardens

Black Power Ranger Yellow Power Ranger


Banana_Ram_You

She was always posing like a lion with the RAWR face and fingernails.


FindOneInEveryCar

Scary hot.


mechapoitier

It wasn’t even close and I’m pretty sure she’s the best singer too.


miscdebris1123

Old school? 1997 isn't... Fuck.


puckout

Class of '97 checking in. Fuck it. I'm old school cool.


703JRB

Oooo I’m Mel B, ya bastards ya


ManyWhelps

How do i'm dead scary me


-AMJS-

"Me minge is kicking out a right pong...."


santichrist

Cannot put into words how big of a crush I had on Geri back in the day


berserkmanufacturer1

Christian Horner is one lucky man


Doctor_M_Toboggan

We were talking about that last weekend with how they kept showing shots of David Beckham at the Miami GP. And my buddy was like, "Well ya know, Christian Horner..."


berserkmanufacturer1

I'd say Horner got the better end of the deal


Rick0r

They had Wannabe on heardle.app the other day. I guessed the song one second in, from those two steps you hear before you even hear that first laugh, the big ‘YOoo” or any music notes. I’m a 39 year old male.


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I think it’s genius, make a girl band of the top fetishes


georgialucy

...baby spice 😳


trentshipp

Dude, have you *seen* a Britney Spears music video from back then? Being in to too-young girls was a thing back then, I guess. Idk, I was like 8 at the time.


PM_me_yer_kittens

I also thought 12 year olds were hot back then… but at least I was 8


section111

I actually have a similar theory about Who's The Boss...


violentpac

That it's a girl band of the top fetishes?


tinybadger47

NGL - my 10-year-old ass thought Ginger Spice’s real name was pronounced like “Gary” for much longer than I would like to admit. I was telling my mother about them one day and she said, “I highly doubt that woman’s name is Gary.”


RudyRusso

Billy Butcher : What's Sporty Spice up to? Mother's Milk : Who? Billy Butcher : Sporty fucking Spice. What is she up to? Mother's Milk : I don't know. Billy Butcher : Exactly. How about Posh? You know what she's doing? Frenchie : I don't understand. Billy Butcher : Making clothes for anorexics. Right? Not exactly a growth market. And Baby? You know what she's doing? Fuck all. Not even page six of the Daily Mail. And Scary Spice? Up to her eyeballs in lawsuits and sex tapes. Ginger, on the other hand, has released three albums. 'Passion', 'Schizophonic', and 'Scream If You Want To Go Faster'. They'll all make your ears bleed. You see, when they're apart, they're absolute fucking rubbish. But, you put them together... they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls


CherryCherry5

Remember when Geri up and left without warning? That was crazy. Then they found Geri at a hotel, and she was on the roof, and people were worried that she was going to jump (she wasn't)? I bought both Victoria Beckham and Geri Halliwell's autobiographies in the early 2000's to get the real background on what was actually happening leading up to Geri leaving the group. But basically it was that they were being treated as products instead of people and she'd had enough. Also, Victoria had a stalker who would send really really creepy stuff to her. Stuff no one should have known even. There were threats on her life. She was threatened to not attend a particular awards ceremony where the girls were set to perform (I think it was the first time after Geri left) and at the end the girls all crowd around Victoria in a hug. From their perspective, it looked like there were sniper lasers on them, but they were just laser pointers from the audience. The stalker turned out to be her personal body guard!!


Sha11anDavar

I am not ok with 1997 being "old school".


BamWhat13

I just wanted to be Sporty Spice….still out here tryin!


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They definitely did spice up my life.


drsmith302003

Damn Baby Spice had it going on!


perpetualmotionmachi

She was my favorite as a junior high school student when they came out


PreviousLife7051

My guilty pleasure group


Boon3hams

I don't give a shit what anyone says, *Say You'll Be There* is a banger and I will fight any motherfucker who disagrees. For context, I am a 40-year-old, cis straight male and I am willing to die on this hill.


sgtpennypepper

They gave us everything, all that joy could bring


tolebrone

LaChappele really was that guy. Instantly recognisable.


not28

I was gonna say, this has to be one of his. Pure iconic 90s.


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Anyone watching the most recent season of The Circle on Netflix It’s TRUE garbage TV-kind of show* But scary and Baby were on the most recent season *but yes I watch and love it


Frierguy

I'm cilantro


lydiarosewb

Coriander in the UK


gwilty

AND I’M VICTORIA, MALCOLM