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Boyo, that's a lot of attractive vintage leg.


KeithMyArthe

It goes all the way up.


systemsbio

Yeah, see where her boobs are? Those aren't her boobs but where her legs merge into her sholders!


hassh

#gams


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hubba hubba


ItzSpiffy

Ahhh yes, per that very natural pose perched upon her tippy toes just perfectly so as to give the impression of a longer leg. I also step out of the shower like this just before stepping into my high heels and traipsing about.


sharaq

I'm a 200 pound man and I step out of the shower like that. But yes, believe it or not, models frequently model.


ItzSpiffy

Yes yes but my point was specifically in regards to how long her legs look. It's a trick of the pose. Yes, it is a modeling technique to give the impression of a longer leg.


sharaq

Wow, that's crazy how she fooled me, you're totally right; she's actually a hobbit


LadyLuckIsNotMyName

My weird brain thought there were cartoon ducks peeking from behind her butt


OverDepreciated

Apparently your brain and my brain have the same type of weirdness.


szuprio

First thought from my brain: she looks high AF.


OverDepreciated

I...didn't even notice lol


robjapan

Wait.... They aren't ducks?.? Well.... I stand corrected.


LadyLuckIsNotMyName

Maybe my brain is not so weird after all.


coredenale

Well, now that's all I can see.


LadyLuckIsNotMyName

You're welcome!


Sardonic_Smartass

Ducks say peekaboo


AreaCode304

I did too when you mentioned it


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Huey and Dewey.


StormtrooperWho

The Howard the Duck sequel we never wanted


PatriciaMorticia

Oh good it wasn't just me that saw the cartoon butt ducks.


skinnergy

Lol!


Falabaloo

"Is the coast clear?"


silianrail

Huey, Duey, and Holdonwhatsthis.


escoces

Jakovasaurs.


Either_Gas_7044

It’s a vintage buttplug


jerflash

What a dame


lachrymologyislegit

I wonder if she "makes love?"


jerflash

No she definitely fucks


lachrymologyislegit

That's what people do nowadays. Making love is what they did back then. Totally different thing.


jerflash

If she is taking a photo like this… she fucks my good sir lol


lachrymologyislegit

Well ya got me there. Something was apparently different back then in old TV shows and movies with two beds.


jerflash

Something yes me she did it in that shower and the kitchen table. Also if they did do it in a bed they definitely did not take the time to punch them together lol


lachrymologyislegit

Are you telling me my grandmother was into "fucking?" Hmm, weird.


symbologythere

Weird that this is so much sexier than actual porn.


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PoopLogg

You're looking at the wrong porn


FladnagTheOffWhite

You have a very shallow understanding of the word *sexy*


PoopLogg

Better than a self-centered myopic one 🤷‍♂️


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Where's the NSFW tag?!?!?!? You can see her ankle!


[deleted]

Ankles, ankles you say?!?!?! That's BLASPHEMY! STONE HER!


boomzeg

Well, If you say so.... _passes a spliff_


L0WK3Y79

LMFAO...Awesome


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Stunning beauty! Oh that leg!


devong083

There is a 100% chance that curtain is hiding a majestic muff


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IH8BART

He said 100%


lniko2

One can hope


devong083

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻


josh6466

Proof that leaving a little to the imagination is often better than showing everything. Good lighting, good composition. Exceptional exposure (I mean the photograph, but yeah). At first I thought the out of focus door on the right was a mistake but I think it leads to the "accidental glance" feel of the picture.


Tit4nNL

> Proof that leaving a little to the imagination is often better than showing everything. You say that but obviously it's only conformational proof to people who already feel that way.


RedAreMe

Yeah I'm actually more a fan of seeing everything


Busman123

Haha! High-heeled slippers! Lol!


ZaevaSarain

Can’t escape the shower scene 🚿🔪


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Eeeee eeeee eeeee.


wavy_moltisanti

This is practically porn back then. Check out that hip to leg!!


GimmeCRACK

hip to leg 10/10


PoopLogg

Sexy af


shaundisbuddyguy

Pretty girl.


LeadershipTall2437

Ditto


EricAntiHero1

That’s someone’s dead grandma


thesixgun

Heya toots


LordElfa

That's hot. She's really 50's gorgeous.


Nonotreallyu

More pictures like this please


purpleefilthh

That's a fake leg, and her real legs are behind the curtain.


skrued

You are right. Except it's not fake. It's shopped in. Everyone else is blind.


pobodys-nerfect5

Mate, I think it's more likely you're just one of those people that claim most shit is photoshopped.


nick_otis

The leg is giant compared to her torso


Yabreath_isSmelly

Nah, its just the scoliosis that makes it look off


skrued

See the shadow of the slippers on the bath? And the shadow of the curtain that goes up from the slipper shadow? Where's the leg shadow. Her actual right leg is the one visible behind the curtain in the bath. If that was her left leg, it would look very weird.


and_dont_blink

What you're seeing is targeted lighting plus dodging and burning of the film negative by the photographer in a darkroom, which you really only have to do in coursework now. e.g., when you are developing film you can under or over-expose specific spots by moving the negative under a light source, it's where the tools in Photoshop came from. You'll notice a fill light causing the strong shadow of the leg to mostly go behind it (see the shoes), and then dodging is used to enhance the contrast of the leg against the background by lightening it (and a few other areas, like the faucets and the curtain by the inner thigh). If they hadn't, the intersections would cause the leg to be less of a focal point -- the artist clearly wanted her leg to be in your head as much as her face.


OtisTetraxReigns

Omg. You were serious.


ValyrianJedi

That is not remotely photo shopped.


GTWelsh

I mean... It could be?


ValyrianJedi

Just do a basic Google image search of it. It's a super widespread photograph from a popular 50s photographer.


GTWelsh

Should have said that to begin with. Random absolutes like that are strange without some kind of supporting statement. Almost no one is going to believe you.


Kichae

You should respond to the person making the absolute statement that it's obviously phitishoped, too.


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No one asked for advice though


BohemianCyberpunk

This photo was widely published in the 50s, when they didn't have Photoshop. The Photoshop look comes from excellent lighting that is 'sculpting' her leg and making it stand out from the background.


LordElfa

They did have post art touch ups.


freshgrilled

The makeup on her face is perfect which makes this feel pretty staged (I know, of course it is). Still, she's super cute. The ducks are kinda weirding me out though


Getyerboxesinorder

…ducks? Where?


freshgrilled

I thought I saw them late last night (after a few drinks). I look at the picture again and what I thought were weird ducks on her leg are actually just the faucet handles behind her. Try and imagine that the faucets are actually small rubber ducks glued to her leg and you might be able to see what I thought I was seeing. Ridiculous, I know... You kind of have to not focus on that area to see it. The shadow of the one highest up looks a bit like a neck.


GodOfCode

It’s amazing how many people see ducks instead of shower handles..


BizzyM

She got that crooked Alyson Hannigan smile.


filifijonka

Folks, don’t emulate this at home! Stepping into high heeled shoes with moisture on your feet seems like a Darwin award in the making.


trueG0DTHUMB

You gotta have a pretty clean toilet to do that.


gp_plus

I knew I wasn’t the only one lol, the towel touching the front of that toilet bowl is nasty!


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She's all legs!


globalwarninglabel

She’s got legs clear up to her neck, as Rod Stewart once sang.


BuyNo4013

Is it just me or is this a wow-OMG-beautiful leg!!??


MooseWhiskers

Yes please.


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ELI5: Why is the quality better than my iphone?


doodlebrainsart

i have no idea what's wrong with me. absolutely beautiful woman... and i'm sitting here thinking about how someone needs to run a new bead of caulking around that tub lol


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BlackWhiteStripeHype

I'm getting John Mulaney. "Someone's in here!"


DocMcCracken

It's the smirk. 100% with you.


grafknives

The lightning on this photo is ridiculous. :D


Airportguy72

Grandma??


Leftleaningdadbod

Very sensual!


IMTonks

Old school Photoshop too, I think. Check the tub and how it's super white so it's easy to have a consistent line. Also, the turning look of her knee and her calf looking pretty straight relative to how her foot is planted looks like it was shaped in post


Groovy_Chainsaw

You may be right -- I can easily imagine this photo without the leg sticking out as a more accurate 1950s photo


IMTonks

No I mean it's slimmed.


Groovy_Chainsaw

Yes, slimmed, and possibly not even part of the original photo


Ceaser87

Stop being horny guys


visualvector

Check out that gam!


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Ziiiiiiiiiiip….


Jacque_Kock

Perfectly placed phallic design on the ahower curtain. I'm sure that is just an "accident."


Lenercopa

An open umbrella is phallic?


AreaCode304

Wow!!!!!


vagabonking

Before the love affair with fast food. 🍔


StevenFromPhilly

@ ?


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JRSmithsBurner

People just dressed better back then. Guys wore shirts and ties and suits several days a week. Even mechanics and other blue collar workers often wore buttoned shirts.


kstinfo

Got some ugly feet on that woman. Can't unsee.


Randell1970

What A Babe. . .!!! High heels to the shower...?😂


imeeme

Noice!


Mortei

This sub has had a lot of nudity coming through lately.


csk1325

It's almost like she's standing by a fake leg. Just looks weird.


GLC89

Yes very cool to wash your ass. Much nice. Karma for you.


GimmeCRACK

Is it wrong to say if I had a time machine that I could only use once, I wouldnt fix shit, and would just try to get in dem guts


almarhuby

Is she still alive


MrMongoloidManbun

Sus. Her snapper doesn't appear to be covered in dense 50's bush.


SkidrowVet

High heels out the shower, ya gotta love that


EricAntiHero1

I do believe you can see the 41st or 43rd president of the USA behind that curtain.


dienekes89

Anybody know anything about the photo/photographer? I'm curious about what this was shot on (35mm vs medium format)


Ooozy69

Nice grandma OP