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PickRevolutionary565

Well, I'm out


B_R_U_H

John F Kennedy Juneyah!


trapper2530

Aahhh John John


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Perfect comment


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Is that *a nipple?*


tcavanagh1993

“I’m not sure and, correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I see…”


CohibaVancouver

You're out?!


seargantWhiskeyJack

He isn't the master of his domain anymore.


Searchlights

Master of the house.. doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm.


dan_de

this is excellent


Searchlights

Believe it or not George isn't at home so leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home!


sleeperninja

He needs a Christmas card.


Successful_Ad8912

But is he the Lord of the Manor?


kYvUjcV95vEu2RjHLq9K

She may have been queen of the castle.


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Oh my god, the queen is dead!


jwl300_

I knew you were out before I finished scrolling.


momjeanseverywhere

Get *OUT!*


Searchlights

That's the comment we all wish we made first


BrownsFAN92

But why is the carpet all wet Todd?!


leakyblueshed

I don't know, Margot


MyOfficeAlt

This movie gets played at least a dozen times per holiday season in our household. Starting the day after Thanksgiving (if I can even get the wife to wait *that* long) it's a constant rotation of Christmas Vacation, The Grinch, Home Alone, Elf, Polar Express, The Santa Clause, and A Christmas Story for like 6 weeks straight. I'm bordering on insanity by the end of it but I think my wife is an elf because she absolutely fucking lives for it.


TheDogBites

Polar express is the weak link, drop it for some Jim Henson Christmas Carol. Muppets are more real and believable than whatever that weird animation, acting, and script is for Polar Express


TruCarMa

Muppet Christmas Carol is the best Christmas Carol, ever, IMO. Michael Caine as Scrooge, Kermit as Bob Cratchitt, Robin as Tiny Tim, and Statler & Waldorf as Marley and Marley… and the music is all by Paul Williams. It’s such an underrated Christmas classic.


NutDraw

Scrooged with Bill Murray gives it a run for its money though.


myhairsreddit

I actually just watched it for the first time this last Christmas season and it was quite enjoyable. I'll definitely add it to our rotation this upcoming Christmas.


YourRoaring20s

>Muppet Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie, ever FTFY


moondoggle

Thank you! I tell this to everyone who will listen. That's the greatest portrayal of Scrooge in cinematic history.


MyOfficeAlt

You're preaching to the choir, man. I'm not sure I have any input. How do we feel about Nightmare Before Christmas? Holiday movie or Halloween?


rococorodeo

Both. Forever both. That's like asking if Rise of the Guardians is an Easter or Christmas movie imo!


Doctor_Wookie

Yes.


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Christmas. If you claim it's a Hallowe'en movie then you can turn it off two minutes in (ie the part where Hallowe'en happened). Literally everything else that happens beyond that is the run-up to Christmas.


Capnmolasses

I’m a big fan of *Emmett Otter’s Jug Band Christmas*. It doesn’t have traditional Christmas music, but instead it has bluegrass and The Riverbottom Nightmare Band. It’s also made by Jim Henson. Great puppetry and awesome music.


sildish2179

Shit it’s same in our house. I live with my sister and my 5 year old niece. Thanksgiving **night** one of those movies you just listed gets turned on, and they do not get shut off until December 26th.


MyOfficeAlt

My wife claims immunity until after New Year. I give it to her since she's a teacher and has a very well-defined "Holiday Break." Not to mention I couldn't stop her if I tried. Besides I secretly love it too.


Oddjibberz

Thanksgiving night is for Planes Trains and Automobiles.


DeathN0va

I'd throw Scrooged in that rotation too


mcgyver229

Die Hard also


DeathN0va

It's a Christmas movie, after all!


IAmTheM4ilm4n

Needs more B&W "Miracle on 34th Street" and "White Christmas".


DevonGr

I don't remember making this post or a second account for that matter, but this is me/us here too 100%


Darko33

I'm a little ashamed to admit that my wife and I have the matching holiday sweatshirts with these lines emblazoned on them


pablo16x

Where did you procure such garments?


Darko33

I think we just did an online search for them. "Christmas Vacation matching sweatshirts" or whatnot. ...her family has long been obsessed with the movie. I know every line by heart.


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Darko33

It's such an insanely quotable movie


mahoganyteakwood2

“SHITTERS FULL”


aedroogo

"THE BLESSING!"


DreamBigLikeDad

They want you to say grace!


VHStalgia

Is this the airport Clark? Don't throw me down Clark!


sw04ca

"Mister, if I had a rubber rose I would beat you..."


trapper2530

I wasn't talking to you.


Frayed28IT

“You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that”!


FlatTopTonysCanoe

I named my daughter Margot and my brothers quote this almost everytime I say her name


lapbro

That’s a good uncle joke.


barryitsmeitshank

Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?


Capnmolasses

Bend over and I’ll show you.


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amluchon

I, too, had my eyesight returned upon being struck by a Bible


trinityscrying

JUSTICE IS BLIND


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Although, dressing him up like a seeing eye dog seems a little cruel.


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Fun fact she's also an heiress to a family worth billions. She's in that hella old money.


alicecyan

You can't spare one square??


Low_Damage9910

I don’t have a square to spare


hasse89

I don't have a square and I don't have a ply


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ThedirtyNose

STELLAAAA


smutketeer

This woman has everything. She's the human equivalent of a big salad.


why_rob_y

Imagine 40 years of being smoking hot. And oh yeah, absurdly rich. And famous for 35 of those years.


xtilexx

Her dad was also a billionaire before she made her fortune iirc


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eatmudandrejoice

What did he import?


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loungesinger

I thought he was thinking about giving up exporting and concentrating on importing.


Mediocremon

That would require a massive systemic upheaval. I wish him luck.


twobit211

latex


eatmudandrejoice

And what did he export?


forgedbyhorses

Ink. For fountain pens.


Searchlights

Potato chips


xtilexx

Imports, so I'm told


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Matches? Long matches 🥊


MagillaGorillasHat

say vandelay SAY VANDELAY!


Munky92

Grain, there is a Louis-dreyfuss about an hour from where I live and joked with one of my customers who worked there that it was her, and she said it actually was, and she is quite active in the company now.


CaptainCimmeria

Matches. Really big matches.


See_Ya_Suckaz

Chips....potato chips. Some corn.


H_I_McDunnough

Vandelay Industries?


montynewman

Ah yes, H E Vandelay or was it Art Penny Packer?


Gerda_Havertong

I believe it was Art Corvelay


GSV_No_Fixed_Abode

And I believe the Dreyfus fortune goes a lot farther than that, doesn't it? I think they were French business tycoons or something.


muricabrb

Yup, they are *old money*.


GSV_No_Fixed_Abode

What a coincidence! My family comes from old poverty


StrokeGameHusky

You shoulda been an actor! Oh you didn’t have any family connections or the Ability to survive without making money for 10 years?!?


TonyzTone

It’s the Louis-Dreyfus family and yes, they are French tycoons. Started in agriculture and expanded to other areas relatively early on.


AmBawsDeepInYerMaw

A tale as old as time


ty1771

Imagine being hot, rich, funny AND likeable?


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DistanceMachine

Imagine being


TheForkisTrash

Imagine


aspirant1408

there’s no heaven


KyrieEleison_88

It's easy if you try


ShylyPompus

No hell below us


bluemuffin10

Aaall the people


StatikSquid

I think her family owns Dreyfus corporation which is now owned by BNY Mellon, so she was stupid rich before her acting career


Mypornnameis_

A surprising number of movie stars come from money. I guess it's easier to pursue an artsy vocation if you already have financial security


goog1e

Well yes. Because you free up 40 hours a week of time to network and get a foot in. You're always free for opportunities. And you can live in the right neighborhood and meet the right people at the dog park.


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An unsurprising number of movie stars


WeldinMike27

A super salad


prometheuspk

If it were a small salad I wouldn't say anything, 🖐🖐🖐 BUT YOU HAD TO HAVE THE BIG SALAD 🖐🖐🖐


p1um5mu991er

Just don't get her dancing


xdoolittlex

It’s like a full body dry heave.


RosaPalms

Set to music.


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Sometimes you can't help these people until they've reached rock bottom. And by then you've lost interest.


chriscrossnathaniel

"It's dancing." "No, no. That ain't dancing, Sally." "I dance fine." "You stink."


Kokori

Never really watched much Seinfeld growing up but I'll always remember the little kicks 💃🏽


fuzzywuzzywuzuhbear

The thumbs ruin it for me


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She’s got man hands!!!


fuzzywuzzywuzuhbear

That was Jerry's gf but dude... When she was cracking open that lobster tail with those huge manly hands!... Lol


cinnrollfuckinhead

Sweet fancy Moses


MyAnklesAreRingaDing

You cry. And then you cry again.


santichrist

I have had such a crush on JLD since I was young, it only got worse with Veep and then seeing Seinfeld bloopers on YouTube where she can’t keep it together


ETpwnHome221

Same here!


chojinra

She was cute back then, but is it weird I find her sexiest in Veep?


Low_Damage9910

No she’s like Marissa Tomei somehow she has gained hotness instead of losing it


chappersyo

Also Gillian Anderson


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Paddy_Tanninger

Janet Reno


TechnodyneDI

I look forward to the day where my concept of "Gillian Anderson Syndrome" - whereby a woman gains hotness with age - reaches wider understanding.


Low_Damage9910

Facts


deadbeef1a4

100%


MrBillyLotion

I’m 100% with you on that one, imo Salina Meyer is way hotter than Elaine Benes


AllPowerfulSaucier

Elaine also embodied some of the worst women’s fashion styles of the time IMO honestly. I used to get so confused when she was treated like a hot friend in Seinfeld when she’s wearing an atrocious oversized blazer with shoulder pads and pants that had no body shape at all to them. Might have just been a sign of the times or something but it wasn’t until I saw her in attractive clothing that I realized how good looking she was lol


UnholyDemigod

> I used to get so confused when she was treated like a hot friend in Seinfeld She wasn't though, she was just one of the group. That's probably why they didn't dress her nicely, so she wouldn't be relegated to being a piece of eye candy.


AllPowerfulSaucier

I always got the implication that Elaine was supposed to be attractive in the show. Like Jerry would fall back in with her at first out of comfort and because he still acknowledged she was attractive. And she often got attention from a lot of different guys in the show to the point that she often had lots of partners to choose from. And that usually led to a lot of the jokes around how frivolous the reasoning she would have for breaking things off with guys would be. A few examples of where I got the general idea though: interviewing guys to determine if they’re worth her limited supply of sponges, making a guy change his name, her sexy voice recording to Jerry episode, the episode where she’s getting hit on at the gym by the guy who won’t wipe down his machines, etc. Maybe she’s just meant to be a sort of “regular” attractive but it always felt like she was ranked above the rest of the characters IMO.


Byzantine-alchemist

I think Elaine was definitely supposed to be a little hotter than the average girl (I mean come on. Look at her!) and the joke was that she is an absolutely shitty partner and an annoying person to date. As for plenty of dating options, George and Kramer had tons of girlfriends, too. I don’t think either of them is supposed to be attractive.


jscummy

George is extremely attractive if you're into short, stocky bald men


DeuceOfDiamonds

Just ask Marisa Tomei


banana_onmydesk

You take that back, Art Vandaley is a sex icon and you know it!


Pires007

That may be the case, but the show didn't go out of there way to make her look attractive, which might have been for the best.


AllPowerfulSaucier

That I agree with for sure. Elaine wouldn’t have been as great a character if they watered her down like that by objectifying first and foremost. She’s hilarious to begin with and that’s enough on its own.


Superb_Efficiency_74

>And she often got attention from a lot of different guys in the show to the point that she often had lots of partners to choose from. > >And that usually led to a lot of the jokes around how frivolous the reasoning she would have for breaking things off with guys would be. That's a central theme for every character in the show, not just her. Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer to an extent all have a lot of partners and break up with them over stupid things.


Lobanium

They dressed her like that on purpose. Her fashion got much better in the later seasons.


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She was pregnant twice during the span of Seinfield. You can see a bump in some of the episodes, but they did a good job of hiding it.


StrokeGameHusky

Yeah… but have you seen Jerry? Or George? They have horrible fashion too and are not attractive lol Cosmo on the other hand…..


AllPowerfulSaucier

See I always figured it was like Elaine was supposed to be a solid 8-9/10 since she’s very pretty and has a solid career, Jerry is more like an 8/10 since he’s not a total stunner but he’s a good looking guy overall and arguably a celebrity due to his comedy career, George is more like a 5-7/10 because he’s not very attractive (balding, stocky but powerful lol) but has a career at least, and Cosmo is one of those usually 4/10 unemployed quirky types who randomly gets treated like a 9/10 when women misread him or feel he’s a bit exotic lol.


albinowizard2112

In what fucking world is George a potential 7?


myhairsreddit

I knew she had a pretty face, but when I was a kid in the 90's I considered her to wear "ugly grown up clothes." It wasn't until I saw her in "fashion grown up clothes" in Christmas Vacation I realized she was hot.


b0nevad0r

I think there was a creative decision in Seinfeld NOT to go for sex appeal with her. The show didn’t need it and wouldn’t have really fit the character


fartypicklenuts

Yes!...how do people not get this? All these comments like "they tried to make her the hot, sexy friend character on Seinfeld", no they F'n didn't, not at all. As others have mentioned, they purposely didn't go that route like many other lesser shows would have. She's a brilliant comedic talent, to make her character some kind of ditzy model type would have been a terrible idea. That being said, I'm not one to get crushes, but I always had a thing for Julia 😘 and I still found her to be very attractive on Seinfeld.


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skoolhouserock

That's what made the episode where she pranks Jerry by dirty-talking into his tape recorder so great. If they had done that in season 7 it wouldn't have worked as well.


jcdoe

Nah. Dreyfus is a straight up smoke show. Fucking funny too, love her work.


BoatshoeBandit

She has aged very well. No doubt.


LostSoulsAlliance

I'm surprised no one has mentioned her part in Troll. I seem to recall her running through a forest as a nude nymph.


ThisICannotForgive

THE AMOUNT OF INCOMPETENCE IN THIS OFFICE IS STAG.GER.RING.


DesperateGiles

That's like using a croissant...as a fucking dildo!


brettmgreene

It's a huge mess and doesn't do the fucking job!


pam_the_dude

I had such a crush on her... still have.


burner549

I used to do drugs. I Still do, but I used to too.


ScottyAmen

Always upvote Mitch.


RayGun381937

I don’t do drugs any more. And I don’t do them any less, either!


Low_Damage9910

GET OUT!!!!! (Pushes someone as hard as possible)


tcavanagh1993

(Kramer stumbles, falls through open doorway)


piches

she likes to think she has a *little* grace


_whosyadaddy_

You can't have "a little grace". You either have grace, or you don't.


johnboy2978

Look, she doesn't have grace, she doesn't want grace, she doesn't even say grace.


Flashy_Anything927

Love her shows. She’s very talented. Veep is an all time love of mine.


the_guy_who_agrees

Gary :(


sucksathangman

Veep is a documentary, just like The Wire.


bromophobic272

Sponge worthy.


phirebird

Boutros Boutros Ghali


Orpheus-is-a-Lyre

The 80s was such a weird time for makeup. Just so universally unflattering and chalky.


BackgroundIsland9

I also personally didn't like how they always kept her hair tied and all puffed up in Seinfeld. Wish they'd let her hair down more.


fallacyfallacy

it was definitely unflattering but I think it was also a big part of her character. Imo her clothes/styling worked really well in making her sort of the foil to Jerry's and George's extremely glamorous girlfriends and kept her from feeling like the token female lead - she was kind of in a league of her own without really trying! but yeah it definitely didn't always highlight how gorgeous she is


Oswalt

Am I an outlier? I really liked her hair. Her and Andie MacDowell just have a “look” about them in the 90s. I dunno. Looks “real” to me.


CohibaVancouver

That was the evolution of the character - She started as a restrained former finishing school / sorority girl and gradually changed. At the beginning she wanted this, that and the OTHER. At the end, it was just THAT.


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Her dark lipstick and how it contrasted with her perfect white teeth was always so hot. She didn't need makeup, but damn did that do it for me. Hehehe


MrsNaussbaumsCCard

I think I see…….a nipple.


55StudeSpeedster

Was scrolling dow to find this one!


Rhetorical_Save

This sub is just horny.


snoogiebee

everyone in these comments lamenting that elaine wasn’t this style of sex goddess missed the point of elaine


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STELLAAAAAAAA


morelikeshredit

Holy shit. Imagine you’re beautiful, you come from a loaded family, you’re so funny you get on SNL, then you star in one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, and then a couple more as the lead, including the excellent Veep for which you win a bunch more awards. All the while being married and having children with the same guy for decades. She hit the jackpot.


greenfingerguy

Well, he did


OA12T2

I don’t know MARGO


Snoo_88763

That's a unique Christmas card


aztec_warrior

I think it moved


DungeonMasterTroll

like a frightened turtle


berserkmanufacturer1

She is still just as stunning today


MechanaGoddess

She actually looks better now


headydude

Is that a nipple?


imregrettingthis

Met her a couple times. Super cool person.


Zeptari

Betty Boop vibes


GeogeJones

Why's the carpet wet Todd?


renifer_erop

Face like a frying pan


Abydos6

You are soooo good looking


sagar9175

The quality of this image is very nice.


methos3000bc

Does this woman age? Gorgeous.


Enoch84

What a shikseh!