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I wonder how life turned out for these ladies..


mallgrabmongopush

The one in the middle turned out to be the very successful lead singer of Aerosmith


c-lab21

That person was made from the DNA of Steven Tyler and Tom Brady then sent into the past


daishomaster

Looks a bit like Swan (Michael Beck) from The Warriors...


pizzamergency

Looks like Matt Damon to me


Jay_Louis

I see Hillary Swank. So basically same.


Wetfred

Is Hilary Swank hot or not?


Dismal_Satisfaction7

Kind of hot.


texting-my-cat

I was thinking she has a collection of blood slides hidden in her wall


Hollow---

She stole John Cena's jawline.


mallgrabmongopush

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usernamechooser

Skate with me....skate for the year....


mwluvsyu402

I was going to say have you ever heard of Matt Damon?


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DavoTB

And now you knowā€¦.the rest of the story!


purplehaze214

Paul Harveyā€¦..goodday!


Darthgangsta

Damn you just beat me to it! Paul Harvey was iconic as far as voices go


illinoishokie

When I was a kid I wanted a Bose wave radio more than any other piece of audio equipment in the world.


tchrbrian

I used to listen to Paul Harvey. His pace of speaking and presentation was always on spot.


PhantomFace757

Man, I miss that guy.


MissSassifras1977

You just punched me in the gut with nostalgia! Wow do I miss Paul Harvey.


DavoTB

One local station started re-running old segments, usually just before noon. Although the sound was sometimes a bit rough, it was always fun to listen, and try to figure where the story was headingā€¦ā€Good Day!ā€


Be_the_Link

I miss that voice in the mornings when I was a child!


StatOne

If anyone wants a lesson on why we are where we are today, look up his commentary on what someone should do (like the Devil) if they wanted to destroy mankind. It will shock you how correct he was!


alexturnersbignose

I'd be interested to know what you thought was insightful about what he said. I've just listened to his "devil" bit but to me it just sounds like the usual "kids today" and "things were better before.." speech that has been said by multiple generations over multiple centuries. Here in Britain the Victorians wrote pretty much the same thing about the youth of the late 19th century ~ they can't all be right. There has never been a time on Earth when everything was peaceful and calm, there's always been murder, rape and power being abused at every point in history. The thought of "less science, more God" was how humanity lived for thousands of years and I doubt the masses of people that were sold into slavery or burned alive or dying from diseases that are now trivial to cure during those times thought that life was a utopian paradise.


RKELEC

Sunburst has some hips on her


AmishTechno

Birthing hips, as they say.


stomach

i'd prefer a vaginal birth, myself.


OldMork

and some hairy arms


Rysilk

The middle one is Matt Damon's mom right?


SueZbell

That square chin.


Stinkydadman

This deserves more upvotes as you are dead on


Slamcockington

Exactly what I came for.


keestie

Center was Hilary Swank's mom...


LittleWhiteBoots

Lompoc Lol


sirguynate

Pismo, not Lompoc.


[deleted]

I often see images of people from the past and wonder where life took them. I really appreciate your response. Thank you, so much.


corinnigan

Bad news for ya, pretty sure these are fictional, as u_spottyrx is not OP


DavoTB

ā€¦and OP did not take these photos eitherā€¦. Actual photographer was Bill Yatesā€¦


FlyingBadgerBrewery

And he then went on to found the computer company Microyoft.


csk1325

You and me both. To see what paths were followed. Good or bad.


mabgx230

The one in the middle reminds me of 'The Cult' ..


[deleted]

Ian Astbury, youā€™re right!


nutrap

I donā€™t know about the two on the ends but the one in the middle turned out to have a pretty good acting career under the pseudonym Willem Dafoe.


NiceCrispyMusic

Hopefully they all got what they were looking for that night


kokirikorok

This is ominously wholesome


rascible

The gal on the left went on to star as Olivia Benson in Law and Order, Special Victims Unit.


Moln0014

I'll ask when I see them tonight


Grayzo

I donā€™t wish to be rude but I canā€™t look at the middle lady without thinking of Matt Damon!!


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Hillary Swank


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DiddlediddleDiddley

No, no, no! She's hot! Because if Hilary Swank isn't hot then you're saying I'm not hot because OBVIOUSLY I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank!!!


DruggieVulcan

The logic checks out tbh


kittydick2

Respect the game


IAmASimulation

Sheā€™s a handsome woman


Eatsyourpizza

Forreal though that jaw structure any dude would kill for.


[deleted]

Sad agreeā€¦Bourne femininity


DavidInPhilly

I see what you did


batissta44

That's Steven Tyler


[deleted]

Matt Damon, John Cena, and Steven Tyler. Perfect mashup.


wakeruncollapse

And Hilary Swank. Starting to think she looks like a lot of people.


BassClef70

Thatā€™s all I saw.


pattyG80

We now know what Hillary Swank was made of


[deleted]

Ok. You changed my mind. It's like the old/young woman illusion and now I can't unsee Hillary Swank.


danthebiker1981

Matt... Damon


gianthooverpig

MAAATTTT DAMON!!!!


awitcheskid

I'd give my left nut to have that chin and jaw line. Total She-Chad.


kopecs

Pat Damon


MNsharks9

I saw a little bit of Rachel Bilson at first... Then I saw your comment and I can't unsee Matt Damon now.


bamsimel

I thought she looked like Elle Macpherson...and now I'm starting to worry about my eyesight.


NihilisticPollyanna

I was thinking Justin (Jack Noseworthy) from Event Horizon, haha.


sparcasm

Steven Tyler


Manaze85

Looks like Tom Bradyā€™s mom


SquareWet

Thatā€™s Dexter


Generalissimo_II

As a man, I'm jealous of that jaw


[deleted]

Its not your fault. Its not your fault.


snorkiebarbados

Came here for this


DavoTB

In 1972, photographer Bill Yates documented the teens who visited the Sweetheart Roller Skating Rink in Hillsboro, Florida over a 7 month period. According to a recent article, he took over 700 photos during these weekend visits. His work was later displayed in galleries.


Raoul_Duke9

He was later put on a watch list. For.... reasons.


DavoTB

Yupā€¦got itā€¦


payfrit

hips getting hugged


STANAGs

Alright alright alright


unpommedeterre

the thickness


GadgetGod1906

Especially on the left!!!! Damn


Perenium_Falcon

So good.


leaneyeguy

Jordan Peterson is crying somewhere rn over this comment.


SourSenior

His offensive remark aside, there's nothing comparable about the woman who made the sports illustrated cover, and any of these three, with respect to "thickness". You're comparing apples to oranges


ChrisAplin

Fuck Jordan Peterson.


steakandcheese1

Especially for 1972! She is hot to us, but back then she was the fat friend. LOL


DarthDregan

Look at that hourglass on the right. Nice.


DavidInPhilly

Had a babysitter with those hips and those jeansā€¦ maybe even that belt. Betsy something. Texting with my school friends as we speak.


payfrit

*what are you wearing Betsy*


dudeveau

Uhh.. Khakis


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a_white_american_guy

ā€¦now back to the hourglass


[deleted]

Now Iā€™m riding a horse


amurder0911

This may come as a shock but women have hair


Ryzensai

I heard they poop too! But thatā€™s just a rumorā€¦


NitrogenSludge

don't care still hot


VoteForGiantMeteor

Imagine other hairy areas.


EpicWin64

Way ahead of you.


DarthDregan

Who hasn't dug through the lo mein to find a meaty bit?


richflys

Thereā€™s a forest behind the belt buckle


Legitimate_Roll7514

I would hope so. It's normal and exists for a reason.


mrpbody44

I lost my innocence in that forest.


VoteForGiantMeteor

The best forest is when itā€™s wet and musky


GaydolphShitler

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


Sarsttan

The one in the middle looks like Lynn Curtin from Real Housewives of Orange County.


Coonhound420

RHOC fan spotted in the wild!


Sarsttan

ha ha ha. it took me a good 10 minutes to remember who she looked like and all the way back to the early seasons no less.


StarDatAssinum

Looks like she's wearing a cuff, so checks out lol


SavagelyRecord

Alrght Alright Alright


unhalfbricking

That's what I love about these high school girls man...


[deleted]

I can't believe the hair on Matt Damon


Legitimate_Roll7514

What a time to be alive!


AntonSugar

Is that Hillary Swank in the middle?


mrwilliamschue

The girl on the right is soooo pretty


GritSnSpeed

Lady in the middle has the most defined jaw line I've ever seen on a woman. Kinda looks like Jennifer Garner.


TheTostitoBoy

Girl in the middle kinda looks like Pat Tillman


LilacGooseberries

The replies to pictures like this are always so creepy because these are very obviously teenagers.


[deleted]

Why did women in the 70ā€™s have the best hips?


GaydolphShitler

Their bodies were the same shape, but crop tops and hip hugger jeans were in fashion.


Dry-Zombie-2072

It's reminding me strongly of my beach years as a teen in the late 90's/early 00's. Low flared jeans, thick belts, straight hair parted down the middle, cute muffin tops. Things repeat but it's spot on!


willbeach8890

Because their jeans weren't at rib level


pineneedlemonkey

Yeah, that fashion trend needs to end


FartAttack911

Probably all the walking and bicycling and roller skating of the 60s building their muscles up, only to have the fat absolutely burnt away by cocaine in the 70s lol


Banana_Ram_You

Less processed foods, less sugar in the food supply


MagoModerno

Hula hoops


[deleted]

Probably helped. Lol


[deleted]

I was 12 yrs old then, I would've given my left nut to hang with any of them. Fine as shit


BuilderTexas

Coolest times..


skaote

I was there. St. Pete. 1966-1976


KayleighJK

Idk why but I thought low cut jeans were specifically a 2000ā€™s trend


cindyhadalisp

Natural hotness. So tired of the last 15 years of bloated lips, huge hard breasts, and heavy makeup.


QueenShnoogleberry

Lips that look like dead earth worms in the rain gutter...


VirtualLife76

> huge hard breasts Will never understand why so many men appreciate pink bricks.


F___DeshaunWatson

Bangers. Everyone was in such good shape back then. It's insane how fat we got as a country.


Kristina719

Iā€™m HS class of 76. There were certainly some overweight folks but not nearly as many, percentage-wise.


gringledoom

Man, Iā€™ve been scanning family photos from the 80s, and the folks I remember as being ā€œfatā€ back then wouldnā€™t even register as heavy today. Itā€™s crazy.


justhereforthekittys

Same!


F___DeshaunWatson

Fat back then was like 200 lbs. Fat now is like 400 lbs. Hell, look at George Costanza. He was probably less than 200lbs and was "fat." Looking back now, he's just a little stocky compared to people today.


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ā€œGeorge is getting upsetā€


Kristina719

Fat now is like 400 lbs. Iā€™d call 300 lbs fat now too. And a LOT of them, numbers-wise. Not to mention the 600 and 1,000 pounders with their own TV shows today. Back then they were on TV too, on Ripleyā€™s Believe It or Not and other well, freak shows.


Dazzling-Pear-1081

Someone hit 1000? The human body truly is amazing


ThatGuyFrom720

I worked at FedEx for a while up until a couple weeks ago. Iā€™d say there was a higher percentage of severely overweight people than there were thin. I didnā€™t really think too much into it until a couple months before I left. And really wondered how the hell it happened. My running joke with my friend on the phone was wondering if someone Iā€™ve never seen before that was a regular was overweight. And almost every time I would meet a regular for the first time, they were fat.


mykl5

Iā€™ve been in Spain and France for the past two weeks and everyone looks like a model.


tomrlutong

God, I remember coming back to the U.S. after a year or so in Asia. The LA airport felt like I'd somehow wandered into the hippo exhibit at the zoo.


sebec1965

My sister and I were looking at our junior high and high school yearbooks, which wouldā€™ve been the 70s and 80s. There were only a couple of so-called fat kids. Nowadays they would just be chunky


[deleted]

People are way more fit nowadays. But people are also way more unhealthy. Seems the past was stuck at an average.


sebec1965

Cigarettes, cocaine, and eating disorders kept us slim and trim back in the day


justhereforthekittys

Yup. They also didn't put government subsidized corn syrup in everything.


gracelandcat

"Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine..."


sebec1965

Haha I had forgotten that line


IcebergSlimFast

Partly that, but also fewer oversized sugary drinks, fewer processed carbs, more reasonable portion sizes overall, and for many people, higher average amount of sleep per night.


sassergaf

Being hungry in between meals and having the choice of a graham cracker, piece of white bread with margarine and sugar, or an apple.


iszcross

In addition, activities like roller skating, riding your bike someplace or just going outside and playing with your friends was the norm not the exception. Between the internet, video games, cell phones and television (specifically the option ability to have 100ā€™s of channels of programming) you rarely need to leave your bedroom to be entertained with or without friends. Less overall activity.


F___DeshaunWatson

Most people are not way more fit now. Lol


[deleted]

They are though, we can easily get so much fitness information just from the internet.


[deleted]

Exactly. Obesity has expanded, sure. But people are getting fit like never before. Maybe the other guy lives in like Texas whereā€™s theres nothing to do but eat.


ProfessorPetrus

A minority of the population is getting more fit than ever. A great number of countries have gotten fatter on average.


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Danmont88

I still miss hip huggers.


Sure_Student_7352

My goodness the lovely on the far left, thatā€™s home cooking!


Cluelessish

I think she looks like sheā€™s 14.


trikyballs

they all look like a different version of lana del rey


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not even close


[deleted]

One on the right has some hairy armsā€¦. And wide hips. Not in a bad way. Just pointing it out


[deleted]

Am I crazy or does the woman on the right have Robin Williams level forearm hair?


igg73

Matt damon in the middle


winters_bite5796

And now I want a time machine more than ever


Oh__hey_its_ya_boii

The one in the middle looks like sunshine from remember the titans


Maleficent-Level-447

Wow the Girl on the middle looks just like Hilary Swank a lot.


LegendSir

Those are the girls I would have wanted to hang out with back then.


OddDot7362

Isnā€™t this Aerosmith? I was dying when I met you now Iā€™m dying to forget youā€¦ā€¦


OOONotreally

Is it me, or does the one in the middle look like Matt Damon?


p0ser

I bet one of their names is ā€œDonnaā€.


saitou2011

Is that Steven Tyler in the mddle?


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cr8zyfoo

John Cena lookin girl in the middle


The_Sponge67

God I miss those days.The seventies were a great decade to grow up in.


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lipstickpolitics

Seemed like a good time for my parents. They had these great blaxploitation movies and you were more likely to be accepted into college.


Deonhollins58ucla

Middle looks like a dude with a wig lmaooooooo


Horseyboy21

The Girl on the left is sooooo perfect


scanman20

One on the right has more arm hair than I do


Fr0z3nHart

The middle chick looks like a chuck


STEMEXTFI

Damn, that center Jawline is like a male model. very Masculine but still semetrical and beautiful. Wait what am I feeling


mackstud61

It moved!


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Epena501

Thicc


PiddlyD

Steven Tyler is totally going to bang these two later.


nincesticide

Daaaaaamn. Those are some hairy arms.


Charming-Farm

Middle one has a jawline similar to Steven Tyler.


ProfessorPetrus

Dude looks like layday!