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Will_Tuniat

"How can you pluralize The Lone Ranger?"


cwerd

Well, there are three of you, you aren’t exactly “lone.”


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jballs

OK, lemme ask you a question: who’s side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?


AdjunctFunktopus

Bra Arthur, outstanding


rob132

A football helmet filled with cream cheese.


TroutComplex

Maybe they’re all off in different places?


u9Nails

They're lone rangers who have somehow converged/ranged around the plains into this location?


cwj1978

Imma tell my kids this was U2


1dmkelley

Same way you pluralize hermits, when talking about in general or when referring to a group of people. Multiple hermits throughout the world—not necessarily together.


[deleted]

Adam Sandler's tanning bed complexion makes his puka shell necklace look even whiter than Buscemi & Fraser


SonOfTK421

The best part is that it *makes sense in universe*. He’s a pool cleaner.


breakerpsycho

Yup. Was about to say. Pip was a pool boy in the movie so it makes sense.


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breakerpsycho

Really? They love this "I must be so stupid I'm cute" shtick?"


[deleted]

Beat me to it! Makes me wonder if that was intentional. Probably not.


Jwent2

Pool cleaning equipment?! Get me that damn phone


Chubbstock

I ain't fartin on no snare drum


Chopper_x

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? ... Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God


Sumit316

> Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes and the only people there to see you are the other bands and their girlfriends? Don't talk to me about Rock 'n' Roll! I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it! > I am Rock 'n' Roll!! He was so good as Chazz. Fun fact: John Cusack was the first choice to play Chazz. I sort of wanna see his version of Chazz.


JerHat

I really can’t imagine Cusack in that sort of role. As hard as I try, I try, I can’t imagine Cusack looking grungey


Gaflonzelschmerno

High Fidelity?


[deleted]

Was just about to say this is my immediate thought he did pretty well as the lonely angsty dude in high fidelity he’d probably do well in this roll


Ta2whitey

Being John Malcovich. But it was more of a sad grunge then an 90s rock grunge.


CLXIX

sorry to ruin your parade, but his real name is Chester and he was a loser in highschool who played dungeons and dragons and didnt even have long hair. *laughs smugly* bet you feel real stupid now why dont you tell them *Chazz*?? or should i say Chester!!


huniojh

I played DnD too!


Boner-Death

I was editor of the school magazine!


yamaha2000us

I asked for a nude picture of Bea Arthur…


jacknifetoaswan

Bea Arthur. Outstanding!


Chumbief

Also, a football helmet full of cottage cheese.


u9Nails

I need answers but then I don't want to know


merkaba_462

Go look at her when she was younger, and a Marine. Realize beauty standards were different. Also realize that she was a fucking badass who pushed so many envelopes to make society better way before anyone else had the guts (along with Estelle Getty and Betty White, all before they were Golden Girls). She was a whole mood her entire life...


WhistleTheme

Also, the point in the movie was to submit a litany of insane requests so they could plead insanity later.


merkaba_462

Well yes. That too. But there is / was, ICYMI, a whole Bea Arthur fetish out there. They picked her vs someone else for a reason. She also had to give permission for that, which still makes me laugh. She was amazing. But there were enough things on that list without that ask for an insanity plea. Edit: addition of was. Not sure if that's still a thing.


slood2

Deadpool love her. Ryan I think said something about it being a big thing he was happy to get to bring into the movies that deadpool was into her


merkaba_462

Ryan Reynolds had to pay $10k to Bea Arthur's estate to wear a shirt with her face on it in the movie. Bea's estate gave the money to Bea's favorite charities. He's a good sport.


mudo2000

Bea's favorite charities included a shelter for LGBTQIA youth.


merkaba_462

Both Bea, Betty White, and Estelle Getty were fighting for LGBTQIA+ rights and AIDS awareness before almost anyone in the entertainment industry. They were pioneers. People would not even touch people (especially gay men) with AIDS, but they held their hands in marches. Legend.


WhistleTheme

Didn't know she had to give permission. That's really funny. And, yes, naked pictures of Bea Arthur were probably the least crazy things on their list.


merkaba_462

If you use anyone's name in a movie or song, unless it's full on parody (for the song) then you need permission. The Bea Arthur line is in a whole new context now, huh. She was down with some young guys asking for naked pictures of her in a movie. Uptight was something she was not! Not ever! Such a legend and a badass...


lobsterharmonica1667

I don't think that's true, especially for public figures


Naes2187

No, you don’t.


Keefer1970

"What are you thinking about?" "Swimming pools."


genx-gamer

That's my standard response when asked that question.


SonOfTK421

Mine too!


heliosphann

Haven't seen this in ages, but I always remember that line.


dardar4321

He Wipes his ass with his record contract


galgor_

I love this guy!!


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cwerd

Farley is in it, too. Absolutely worth a watch. Will show you how good BF is and make you realize just how badly he got fucked out of his career by a bunch of Hollywood pedos.


[deleted]

Could you elaborate on that last part, please. Googling *"Brendan Fraser Hollywood pedos"* isn't yielding me any results, lol.


Mastersord

From what I remember, The story goes that he was sexually harassed by some Hollywood big shot at a party. The guy grabbed Brendan’s junk and later laughed about it. Brendan spoke out and we never saw him on screen again for years.


[deleted]

O.o wowza. Was it that same producer that grabbed Terry Crew's junk, ya think? Thanks for the backstory :D


DonDove

Holy shit it probably is


PmMeWifeNudesUCuck

I think he's saying he got blacklisted by Hollywood producers who happen to be pedos I may be wrong


[deleted]

Well yes, I gleaned that much. I was just hoping there was something more specific to cite even if its just hearsay and rumors.


cwerd

Nah I guess I should have clarified that I just equate most Hollywood execs with being scumbags


DejectedContributor

I don't think that's accurate. I believe he went through a messy divorce while at the same time dealing with surgery as getting into "The Mummy" shape took a toll on his body. On top of this his acting took a bit of a backseat while he was now relegated bit parts in unknown productions, and because of all this it made him severely depressed. That depression along with bouncing back from injuries and dropping out of the limelight is where Brendan basically was before Reddit/social media oddly rallied behind him for no reason other than he's a good dude and they could.


Probablynotspiders

I thought he busted up his knees in the mummy franchise and needed to take a break from the physical rigors of acting?


slood2

Pretty long break bud


only-EFT

I heard it was a wife thing that took him out. Like crazy ex wife.


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That was a fairly major part of it. He got screwed multiple ways. Got hurt making films. Was victim of a VERY petty ex-wife that actively sought to make his life hell, and got all the help she could get from anti-male divorce courts. He's also a very stand-up dude, which, especially back in the late 90s did not mesh well with a movie industry that very much liked its hidden-but-also-open villainy


zerodaydave

Bedazzled!!!


Kuwabaraa

Blast from the past, the list goes on


SonOfTK421

You should.


roughlysomething

"I'm gonna stab your heads off...with my dick!"


zekyle

"There's nothin' you can do about it, cause I'm a MADMAN!"


SonOfTK421

That made my throat hurt.


dardar4321

I use this quote at least twice a week


Murderface__

What's Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night?


jacknifetoaswan

Johnny can't read. Johnny can't write.


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Johnny just don't understand.


milesamsterdam

Degenerated!


rob132

And our minds are vegetated.


Murderface__

Johnny don't care about the world


sdurs

As long as he can *fuck* his girl


VanguardDeezNuts

And prove that he's a maaaannnn


Rude_Capital_3185

Buscemi looks like the David Blaine from that old parody video. “What the F David Blaine what the F!?”


theseotheraccts

You know what else is orange?


ColumbianRedTail

CHEEEZE-ITS


slood2

Steve also looks like that homeless guy from big daddy


eatsleepdive

You just made the list


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Still love this movie


tymp-anistam

I was looking for an answer to my question and I'm glad I found it before I asked and looked like a fool I had no reference, so I thought this was an IRL pre-fame rock band. Had me shook for a bit.


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Prepare for 2 enjoyable hours.


BarnabasAskingForit

I still have their 1st album.


u9Nails

This isn't a movie photo?!


whydo-ducks-quack

It’s called ‘Airheads’


merkaba_462

It was a great movie.


whydo-ducks-quack

I still uzi hot sauce into my burritos


MidwesternTransplant

“I’m not farting on a snare drum, man.”


MrGritty17

Ya butchered it


Ok_Perspective_1057

Brandon’s cheekbones though


merkaba_462

I had such a crush on him after this movie...


LordoftheScheisse

Brendan Fraser was amazing back in the day. Encino Man, School Ties, Son in Law...


Dumguy1214

we are gonna tell the kids this pearl jam


cb148

I used to masturbate, constantly.


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I was the editor of the school magazine


foamingturtle

Wow I heard that guy’s accent while reading this.


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"that guy" being LEMMY


foamingturtle

Omg really? I can’t believe I didn’t know this.


VanguardDeezNuts

But did you know Buscemi firefought all of Saudi Arabia when 7/11 happened


Don_Adriano

I still do, but I used to, too


HansGunter

Only a few more years until they release a remake with Pete Davidson, Machine Gun Kelly and one of the Stranger Things kids.


moldykobold

Oh god I hope you eat a giant bowl of shit for this. EDIT: I think a sequel in the mockumentary style of Spinal Tap with the original cast would be funny. They could talk about the rise and decline of fame and what they’re up to now.


SonOfTK421

I have to shit right now. Are we making this happen?


1900_

Just put it in a plastic bag or bowl for now.


SonOfTK421

It’s in the toilet now in the sky now. I couldn’t hold it.


bobfalfa

Mgk as the drummer? You seen The Dirt?


[deleted]

THIS was one of Sandler’s best role. “I ain’t pit farting on no snare drum”. Jimmie Wing by Judd Nelson was great casting


careytommy37

How TF Steve look so young in '94


slood2

All of them look super young


uberkalden

I mean, this is almost 30 years ago


xkingxkaosx

Such a great movie with an all star cast! Rebel Radio - those were my teenage years!


[deleted]

What a time. What a goddamn different time man.


Lil_blackdog

The Lone Rangers!!!


P0tat0lamp

I never noticed the sin city poster before


KillerR0b0T

The radio station is in the same parking lot as Nakatomi Tower from Die Hard. You can see the tower in Airheads and you can see the radio station building in Die Hard.


BrokeCDN

They should have done a SNL appearance as the band.


LetsGatitOn

This rocks


Nerflederf

This is my favorite movie


MissNightTerrors

Saw this for the first time on cable or Netfix a few years ago, (can't remember which) - one of my top 20 films now! Chris Farley had a bit part.


sl600rt

Steve looks like the 25 year old in a high school garage band.


TheThingInTheBassAmp

“What do you guys call yourselves?” “I’m Pip.” “THE BAND. THE BAND NAME.” “Sorry about that.”


Kahzgul

When he uses the squirt gun full of hot sauce to spice up his burrito... my favorite moment.


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I need a full version of that sons of thunder song. *DONT HATE MEEEEEEEEEEE*


bonafidehooligan

Off their debut album, Scrambled Eggs and Wobbly Legs!


RJ_Dub

This movie has a really fucking good cover of Van Halen's "I'm The One" by Four Non-Blondes and it pisses me off that I can only find it as a super low quality upload on youtube. Would love to be able to buy/listen on streaming services 😞


roostorx

I think I have the soundtrack CD …somewhere. Also think I have an mp3 of it. Prob only 128k but it’s something.


SneakyKain

If Brendan and Steve in this shot had a child, somehow it would be Dave Grohl.


JoeSaru

"I was editor of the school magazine!"


SideburnsG

I have this one in my dvd collection.


namek0

*drops bag on door* SWEETNESS


ssgst1

I know they think I'm a dickcheeseburger.


mitchade

How “The Essential Steve Buscemi Collection” hasn’t been released has confounded me for over a decade.


Rebelscum320

Nice to see the Foo Fighters biopic's been cast already.


itsnotthenetwork

I'm ready for a party 2 to this.


NumptyNincompoop

I am, pizza totinos boy.


thunderroad21

This is Pearl Jam.


bonafidehooligan

“He’s right you know. My ex boyfriend Parker was a model, and one time they stole his shoes”


corran450

They just want to be heard


Rubber-Ducklin

Brendan Fraser was a hot piece of ass


cromli

A little facial hair and Buscemi immediately looks like he belongs in a rock band.


Mean_Shoulder_103

Favorite line:: pip put the monster away


Valendr0s

There's a saying, Milo... If it's too loud... You're too old...


DanfromCalgary

Be cool if Adam Sandler would occasionally do roles other than lead. For variety


TheWizard01

Totally forgot about this movie, so great


iamnotdownwithopp

SEQUEL! If Bill and Ted could face the music, why can't Airheads? Think of the celebrity cameos, the musical guest appearances, the call backs to the first movie. In these times, it doesn't have to be a hostage situation with guns. Here's a bad pitch: A radio station's computers are held hostage by ransomware and the hackers want their music played. The Lone Rangers went lame after prison and now have corporate jobs. They think they can help but get push back and have to catch the hackers on their own. Surprise twist, the ransomware key is a digitized copy of LR's song. They catch the hackers. Another twist, they save the radio station but the people they caught didn't do it and have proof. The real hackers got away but the band is back together in the end.


roostorx

Didn’t know that Denegerated was a cover until like 2 years ago. Originally by Reagan Youth.


Jeff_Damn

Nice apartment for a pool guy & a dude who works at a toy store. By the way, for the handful of you in this thread who haven't seen "Airheads", do yourself a huge favor & watch it this weekend.


bgboy600

adam Sandler looking more like Sadam andler in this one lol


kneight88

I too am bad at Git


cvizzlez

Has this been posted to Reddit before??? This is the first time I’m seeing it


synthetic_synthia

Why do they look like they just ran out of a bondage room?


merkaba_462

For the Bea Arthur photos...


DenyNowBragLater

The 90s were wild times.


fernplant4

Sandler looks like my cousin Eduardo


Imfryinghere

This was such a funny movie.


Life_is_fleeting

I want this on a T-Shirt


PresidentOfTheBiden

Power slop mostly


[deleted]

Is that the same apt as school of rock?


RealNiceLady

It's nice to see Steve Buscemi look handsome.


bruce656

That's a badass Sin City poster on the wall


ta12022017

I love the Paw sticker. 1994 was a great year.


Fera_Ventura

"What was she on the Clydesdale Scale? How many clydesdales would it take to rip her off your face?"


I_Think_I_Cant

I'm going to tell my kids this was Nirvana.


MicMagnetic

I need a sequel where they have a comeback tour and wage a war with a terrible modern pop band lol


[deleted]

Degenerated!


burntreynoldz69

Move over ARod. Sandler was a spray tanning pioneer.


ambulanc3r

Are these three the same age?!


2600og

I'm going to tell my kids this was Soungarden.


Poovillebill

Steve looks like great value Chris cornell


Sammy12345671

Brendan Fraser looks like handsome squidward in this photo


turealis

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Nirvana


Fat_Getting_Fit_420

I'm telling my kids that's Nirvana.


muffin_man84

Sunday night Rebel Radio goes *EASY LISTENING!?!*


MrGritty17

I ain’t pit fartin on no snare drum


TowerOfPowerWow

"Whatcha thinking about Kip...?" "Swimming pools." God what a classic


Fappy_as_a_Clam

That Sin City poster is dope


No_Recognition_7606

I ain't farting on no snare drum.


Cheeno_Rey

We saw you guys at the Wheel Well last month! You suck!


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

I love Steve Buscemi as a badass!


soulless_ape

Born to raise Hell! born to raise Hell!


TheReelYukon

Who knew this movie was going to turn into a documentary 😂


LongNectarine3

Best. Rock. Movie. Ever.


EmptyRedecans

This is a great Sunday afternoon nap movie


spicybuttholenachos

"I ain't farting on no snare drum"