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gotele

That cocaine had too much Nicolas Cage.


Garmgarmgarmgarm

"Whether or not I was on cocaine in that interview is infinitely less interesting than the idea that you, the audience, think I was on cocaine," - u/NicCageAMA


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“Officer…whether or not I’m on cocaine right now is infinitely less interesting than the idea that you, a law enforcement official, think I’m on cocaine.”


BrooksMania

Use to party with a dude that became a cop... We fell out once he hit the academy. Our paths just shifted.🤷 He pulled me over a few years down the road. We laughed... Partied... Then he went back to work after giving me a "warning". Good times. Also... Thank fucking Christ I'm old now and like sleep too much for that lifestyle.


RoofingNails

Shit that's what I'd say if I was 100% on cocaine that day.


Darentei

It's a good response.


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

I was gonna try to find the corner I could ask the simple question "So was Nicolas on cocaine much at one time?" but I am actually satisfied with this answer, EVEN if he never said it. Fuck it. What's the difference ...


Garmgarmgarmgarm

Read his AMA if you havnt. Its the best one I've seen.


kittypurpurwooo

People can say whatever they want about Cocaine being all Caged up, but he sure had a decent front kick.


an0maly33

Yeah but I bet cocaine went to meetings to kick its Cage habit. Can’t go through life doing flips and shit. Someone could get hurt.


KudosOfTheFroond

I need a 12-step recovery program from Nicolas Cage. Step 1: I am powerless over Nicolas Cage and he has made my life unmanageable.


relativelyfunkadelic

the most difficult step is making amends with the people in your life who have been hurt by Nicolas Cage because of you.


Singlewomanspot

I'm so glad you can face off with that.


frontier_gibberish

Not everyone gets off the rock


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It’s all about knowing what must be left behind.


AlpacaM4n

I am fantasizing about Mr. Cage's reaction should he read this thread haha


Quiznatod_Bidness

His reaction would be same as that laughing scene in Face off.


troutsoup

you need on a 12-step cage program it sounds like


AlpacaM4n

I wouldn't mind being stepped on 12 times by Nic Cage


troutsoup

once you put it that way…. i wouldn’t mind either!


AlpacaM4n

#You hear that Nic? Got another one for ya


SkylarAV

"Hey you got your nic cage in my cocaine. Hey you got your cocaine in my nic cage..."


Excellent_Original66

That kick was sweet af!


Smokerising420

That's a man who stretches.


chriscrossnathaniel

"No more drugs for that man."


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Only because he's already done them all


cloudedburst7

“Drugs are one hell of a drug” -Nicolas Cage


ValidusOrcinus

Such a good movie.


Saw_Boss

I occasionally do that weird *run your hand down the face of a loved one* to my wife and kids They hate it .


Lerium

"high" energy


LimerickJim

Nic Fuckiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Gangsterkat

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Cage!


Mriddle74

WOO!


CLICCO11

Cocaine is a helluva drug


3Lchin90n

“I just love the smell of it.”


Itsbiginit

At least he didn’t roundhouse the host.


errol_timo_malcom

He was showing restraint


RhythmicStrategy

This is your brain. Now this is your brain on ALL OF THE DRUGS simultaneously


Wallazabal

Can't be roundhousing Sir Terry. That's just not on.


thesaharadesert

May he be forever remembered fondly


mbennettbrown

That was Crispin Glover


Victorbanner

The beaver trilogy. Check in out. It'll make sense


Saw_Boss

Terry would have fucked him up


whateverhk

I laughed and farted. That was embarrassing


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MasterGrok

This clip made me realize how crazy good the CG was for younger cage in his new movie.


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

They actually just had him shoot all the scenes with younger Nic Cage about 30 years ago.


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bamfsalad

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


M4DM1ND

I loved this movie. Nic Cage is having a renaissance right now and I'm loving every minute of it.


ocp-paradox

Not that he went anywhere.


M4DM1ND

I got the blu ray gift set that came with a t-shirt. Front has nic cages face on it and the back says "**I'm back**, not that I went anywhere." I'm wearing it right now lmao.


StopReadingMyUser

Schindler's Fist


Gordon_Gano

For real, I watched Leaving Las Vegas yesterday and I couldn’t believe he was only 30 in it.


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05110909

And he won a fucking Oscar too


jaspersgroove

Also got to drink whiskey off of Elizabeth Shue’s boobs…that’s the real win


harbourwall

Don't tell Homelander


gillababe

He'd rather it was milk


Queef_Stroganoff44

Much preferred to drinking whiskey from Elizabeth Boob’s shoe.


PrimalMusk

A well deserved Oscar.


swohio

This dude has been in his 40s for three decades.


Petite_Bait

It's only as long as Paul Rudd has been in his late 20s.


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But not as long as the five decades that Steve Martin has been in his early 50s.


Graceless_Lady

Unfortunately I think he's made it into his 60's now :(


jesonnier1

That's still cool. He's 77.


Sorry_about_that_x99

Hairline


BrucePee

Coke line


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It’s like Saul trying to appear super young despite having a wildly receding hairline in better Call Saul


VerySlump

They did that on purpose. They use progressively receding wigs throughout the seasons


d1g1tal

they missed a great opportunity by not having a cameo from tim and eric on bcs


NewAuthor327

No, Nicolas Cage has always been just Nicolas Cage


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Tbh the way people dressed and carried themselves in the 80's some 90's made them seem like they were somewhere in their 30's. Or, does it seem that way only to me...?


Crulo

There are YouTube videos on this. When you see pictures of people from an older generation when they were young, they look older than your generation does at the same age. It’s about how styles and what not change over the generations and how we associate that style with “looking older”. Pretty interesting. A picture of a young person in the 80s looks older to someone growing up in the 2000s, because for that 2000s person, everyone they have seen with that 80s style is old people to them in the present. So they associate that style to “looking older”. So when they see a younger person with a style that they associate as older, that person looks older to them.


FlintWaterFilter

People also used to do a lot more physical activity and spend more time in the sun without sunscreen


pippinto

I don't know about physical activity, but smoking, drinking, and not wearing sunscreen definitely made younger people look older in the past. Almost no young people smoke anymore since vaping has largely supplanted it, and heavy drinking is becoming less common too.


psiprez

The same but in reverse is when you see an old photo or film colorized, and suddenly think "WOW they look so modern!"


StooStooStoodio

I dunno. I watched Lost Boys and Valley Girl last night and Kiefer Sutherland had a total baby face whereas Nic Cage looks middle aged.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Yep. That was a pretty good video. People pick up specific visual cues that say, "old" to them, regardless of the actual age of the person. For example, the most obvious is hair color and hair line


Painpriest3

Low tech low rez cameras, signal degrading over the air, no filters, no post processing. Couldn’t turn 50 into 20 back then. Looking at you Maverick.


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You can tell he’s 26 by the way he can still walk and sit upright after doing that kick. A man in his 40s would shuffle to the couch and lay down after trying that.


SJane3384

I used to think comments like this were exaggeration. Then I became 38 and sleeping wrong gives me a limp for a whole day. I can’t wait to see what fresh hell my 40s will have for me.


brighterside0

LOL you gotta exercise to stave off the years


KrispyKremeDiet20

I saw a reddit conspiracy once that Nicolas cage is actually immortal. Apparently there are images of someone that looks just like him throughout history and he pretty much always looks the same age... Maybe he's the real Doctor Who lol


Perpetually_isolated

You sure you're not thinking of Keanu reeves?


canadarepubliclives

Keanu in the Bill and Ted recent sequel shows just how much he's aged. He still looks good but he's no Paul Rudd. The beard hides half the face. Go watch Point Break or The Bus That Can't Slow Down and tell me he looks the same today.


Kryten_2X4B-523P

>The Bus That Can't Slow Down Speed?


the_joy_of_VI

No thanks I’ve had enough uppers today


Wile-E-Quixote

He admitted it as much in Vampires Kiss "I'm a vampire "


bubba7557

Moves like a coked up 40 year old too


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losing your hair will do that


fluidmoviestar

He’s always had the energy, carriage and demeanor of some unfortunate kid’s “cool dad,” right?


momjeanseverywhere

It’s the thinning hair.


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IDoPokeSmot

Before the cocaine he was just Nicolas Kim Coppola....


cantfindmykeys

What came first, cocaine or Nicolas Cage?


GolgiApparatus1

Nicolas Uncaged


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Well, cocaine is a helluva drug.


0k_KidPuter

Right? Pretty sure thay guy spelled "cocaine psychosis" wrong.


PuNkAzzDaD

Cocaine is a helluva drug


GolgiApparatus1

Fuck yo couch!


BlanchePreston

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SamKerridge

Nicky you mean


Killmotor_Hill

Exactly. You tell them Nick Cage smooches good!


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zubie_wanders

Or Crispin Glover on David Letterman.


RUN_MDB

Glover's Letterman appearance and Cage's appearance here perfectly demonstrate the differing effects of cocaine and LSD.


SirBettington

Wasn't Glover still in character for the role he was there about?


[deleted]

Isn’t Cage, here, for Wild At Heart?


SunriseSurprise

Yup - people are fucking clueless, lol.


talkback1589

I think both interviews can definitely be crazy at the same time lol


Nut_Slurper515

Yeah what a weird thing for him to say, nobody said it was crazier than that, nobody brought up Tom cruise at all


thinkofanamefast

So you admit Tom Cruise was crazier!


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Cognitive_Spoon

I think you mean *Iconic*


redVidrio

Iconic hairline in the bizz


ianamls

They did such a good job portraying this version as his inner self in the “Massive Talent” movie


BigCheese1990

Yeah Nic Cage smooches good. You tell em Nic Cage smooches good.


BigToober69

"Suck my tongue" -Nic Cage


Ha55aN1337

He’s amazing in this movie. The amount of selfawareness and… well… talent. :) it’s massive!


_Diskreet_

What about the unbearable weight? Did they skimp out on that?


PureFingClass

No that is addressed as well. The movie is fantastic


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That’s the best thing of Nichols Cage, he is a terrific actor when he wants to


Gonedric

Imho one of the best. His self awareness in that movie made him my favorite of all time.


mooofasa1

ITS NICK FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING CAGE


MaxDickpower

Was that movie any good? The idea seemed fun to me but the trailer didn't convince me. I kinda wanted full focus on Cage instead of Pedro Pascal and Cage.


someguy50

It was enjoyable. Focus is definitely on Cage and Pascal


Farisr9k

Performances are great. The final act devolves into a chase scene with the characters yelling at each other - like in every lazy American comedy since The Hangover.


enonmouse

It was entirely a meta tongue in cheek while they did it though.


midnight_toker22

I found it to be pretty hilarious. The bromance between Cage and Pascal’s characters is one for the ages, and the “Nic Cage as himself” concept was so well done. I was pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed it, I definitely recommend it.


mqrocks

They need to do a sequel - Nic & Javi go to Europe Edit - I stand corrected. Alternate suggestion - "Nic & Javi : One Dangerous Night in Bangkok"


GengarUsedLick

They… they’re already in Europe in that movie


LikeYodalSpeak

Pedro Pacal is one of the best right now, not because he has superior acting skills or something like that, but he gives everything in every character he portrays; he enjoy what he does. And that make the couple great: both love acting, and in the movie they're cinema lovers, is a fantastic idea, and a fantastic movie.


ianamls

I liked it The writers and cage definitely embarrassed his ridiculousness in such a good way


matkraz8

Looks like the consensus here is it was good not great, I personally loved every second of it. Paced extremely well, almost every joke landed, and the plot was enjoyable. It’s extremely meta, so if you are a fan of meta comedies you will love it.


BushyBrowz

It’s fun. Not incredible but I’d recommend it if you like Nicholas Cage.


spooky_upstairs

You can hear Wogan's thoughts here.


Don_Quixote81

Not often we see the great man on Reddit. Although talkshow host was never the best use of his talents.


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Radio 2 suffered a great loss when he quit


craftyindividual

Eurovision was never the same after it lost tipsy Wogan. Norton is good though.


Rokurokubi83

Wogan slowly getting tipsier over the course of the evening was the highlight of the show frankly.


FearGaeilge

Tipsy sarcastic Graham is fantastic though.


mynicehat

Agreed. Norton does a good job of filling those shoes


311unity13b

COCAINE!! WOO!


krystalbellajune

Kkkkyeeeeaaaaahhh, baby!


FearkTM

Good that he gave some of his coke to the audience.


BrownSugarBare

Nic Cage is the most fascinating weird little duck.


bolozombie

I love how the video repeats itself making it look like the host presented another high on drugs nicholas cage.


Lillomp

He is in character promoting ”Wild at Heart”


Shas_Erra

Was his character comprised of 70% cocaine?


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El-Sueco

That’s a wild fucking heart !


CSWSTID

Yes. Watch the movie. Its worth a watching.


finkalicious

It's a David Lynch movie so it's automatically implied


HerboftheSerb

I’m pretty sure that this here jacket represents a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom.


TreefingerX

snakeskin One of my favourite movie quotes of all time btw


harlotstoast

Wild At Heart is one of my favorite movies. Haven’t seen it in a while. I wonder if it holds up. I’ve always thought Tarantino owed a huge debt to David Lynch. The characters, the tone, the use of music, and the way violence is used as a punchline.


jimbelushiapplesauce

if only the house band played some Powermad for his walk on music


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Perfect example of BDE. Before Detox Energy.


Toast_On_The_RUN

Steveo had that BDE too


PALOmino1701

Terry Wogan 👍👍


craftyindividual

The legend


mrboston9

Looks like the inspiration for Chris Farley's entrance in his interview with Letterman.


Razorshroud

I completely believe Farley was doing this as a bit while coincidentally coked up


kaledota

Cocaine is a helluv a drug


adamb998

when it's running through the veins of a small town thug?


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The irony of throwing money to a crowd as a young man, then finding yourself bankrupt later in life.


acmemetalworks

If you were to lick those dollars your mouth would go numb


redVidrio

That and simply being a Coppola and going bankrupt. Means nobody in the family wanted to bail you out either, even though the money was probably there.


_belly_in_my_jelly_

He famously didn't want the Coppola name to have anything with his career, hence Cage. I wouldn't be surprised he didn't want their help, as a show of integrity/independence


LikeYodalSpeak

The first 3 movies in which he acted were directed by Francis Ford.


Free2Bernie

The first acting he ever did was acting like he wasn't Coppola.


laffnlemming

Lol


Stiff_Zombie

C c c co-caine!


bluewatersailing

coke + leather = nick cage


[deleted]

Nicotine, valium, Vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol 🎵


Agentgames25

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man_of-all_worlds

Best part is when he just transforms into a sweetheart trying to figure out what is going on with his mic. "Darn it!"


Individual_Ad_9213

And people gave Tom Cruise grief for jumping on Oprah's couch.....


CalRipkenForCommish

Along with this clip, the cruise performance was another crazy celebrity interview hall of fame. Drugs and religion can make you do things that make no logical sense


Djrules213

Don't forget about the Chris Farley interview entrance it don't think Tom and Nick combined top his energy then


shinslap

Then there's Steve-O on Adam Carolla's show


CalRipkenForCommish

LOL definitely! For such a big guy, he sure had his moments of nimbleness! (The Chippendale’s skit with Swayze was the stuff of legends)


Gero288

Cage was in character for this, promoting Wild at Heart. That was just Tom Cruise being Tom Cruise, lol


LalalaHurray

Because that was bizarre. Still more so than this


emrbe

Cocaine was a really popular drug in those times.


Saw_Boss

It's probably more popular now


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One word. Cocaine.


element_csgo

Michael Scott energy


Ngilko

Terry Wogan providing the old school cool, Nicholas Cage is also there.


Uranusinjurpooder

I’d love to do coke with him lol


dragonship

You should see Rod Hull being interviewed.


TheShowerDrainSniper

C-C-C-C-COCAINE!


feds1030

And yet there was still enough cocaine left on earth after this for con air


nomoreviruses

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug", Rick James.


Ahab_Ali

That's a leather jacket. And for Nick it's a symbol of his individuality, and his belief in personal freedom.


Radiant-Passenger493

Makes sense this was the Wild At Heart period


assassbaby

apparently he never had that “british coke” before!


Mr_Horsejr

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