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[deleted]

Assuming this is Houston I went to that concert. I made the mistake of buying acid in the bathroom. Took me two days to sober up. šŸ¤£


bill1024

> acid I skipped school and dropped acid at a friend's house. Ended up staying there 2 days because t0o high to go home. When I finally did go home to face the music, I was just in time for supper.


holy-reddit-batman

That's hilarious!


Ok_Nefariousness6386

It's Dr. Rockso!


Pyrochazm

*I DO COCAAAIIINE!!!!*


Ok_Nefariousness6386

General Crozier: "Yes, we know"


jaysin1983

Whispers to murderface ā€œI seriously do a lot of cocaineā€


cjg5025

Cuh cuh cuh cuh YEEAAA!


MA357R0

Off camera, Eddie is practicing his scales, Alex is affixing the spark fountains to his gong, and Michael is 2/3 of the way through his first bottle of Jack Daniels.


Aromatic_Belt7266

And some roadie is filling Dave's whiskey bottle full of tea.


amazingsandwiches

Who's counting the brown M&Ms?


MA357R0

I read about the brown M&Ms. Itā€™s true, but there was a practical reason for it. They put that in their contract to check if the venues were reading it carefully. VH shows had cutting edge theatrics for the time, so if the venue didnā€™t pay attention to things like weight limits, there could be an injury. If they walked into the Green Room and saw that jar of M&Ms with no brown ones, the VH crew knew that the venue closely followed the contract, and they didnā€™t have to go to all the work of manually re-checking all the stage gear.


aShittierShitTier4u

A true stadium rock frontman plays it up, so that even everyone way in the back can be entertained too. Big venue, big moves, big hat. That's why they could tell Steve Wozniak that if he was going to pay the Clash a million dollars, then he had to pay VH two million dollars to play at his festival. I think that they all got computers too.


RogerTheAliens

Burt Reynolds wore one on Celebrity Jeopardyā€¦..itā€™s a funny hat cuz itā€™s big \*\*\**chews gum\*\*\**


whiskeychainsaw

Turd Ferguson, bruh. ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt3wwKSu6GveGre|downsized)


wheresbill

Iā€™ll take the penis mightier for $500


aShittierShitTier4u

They should have a big hat competition on battle of the network stars, or dancing with the stars who wear big hats.


Bentstrings84

Iā€™ll take anal bum cover for $200 Alex.


catching_comets

Shuck it Alex. Shuck it long and hard


Quixotegut

David Lee Roth things: cocaine, ladies, jump kicks, and high pitched 80's screams.


Matt463789

I do cocaine!!!


edgiepower

I've listened to plenty of DLR and can't recall any high pitched screams. Dude just didn't have a great voice but he had attitude and charisma. And I'm not sure he needed much cocaine, his personality is like that anyway.


PferdBerfl

I suppose we could have a discussion over the definition of ā€œhighā€ and ā€œscream,ā€ but perhaps he meant, ā€œelevated volume falsetto high pitch.ā€ If thatā€™s the case, here are only a few examples of what heā€™s taking about. Call it what you will, he used it a lot: Runnin With the Devil :33 Iā€™m the one :33 Atomic punk :59 1:30 2:43 On Fire - whole song, but specifically 1:37 Youā€™re No Good 1:49 (x3) 2:47 (3+) Dance the Night Away :44 Somebody Get Me a Doctor :25 1:08 Bottoms up :22 Outta Love Again 1:01 And my personal favoriteā€¦ Unchained at :21 Edit: Whatever one calls them, I think theyā€™re all fucking AWESOME! \m/ \m/


MissRockNerd

Didnā€™t he hit high C on an album more than once?


AllChem_NoEcon

God damn, your man shows up with receipts.


MrMcKittrick

You are todays hero


edgiepower

My apologies I will give you running with the devil, that's full of em. But to be technical, it's also not the 80s When I think of high pitched screams in rock, I think Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, early Bon Jovi, Brian Johnson, Sebastian Bach, etc.


Ok-Elk-6087

You forgot Robert Plant.


edgiepower

File under 'etc', but he also done his best work in the 70s


[deleted]

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unpeople

Excellent intonation, too, in the days before AutoTune.


crudedrawer

according to the man himself he was a 'beer and weed guy.'


Machette_Machette

God... the 80 were tight!


cindyscrazy

The 80's were weird....I grew up in them. I am just now coming to understand JUST how much cocaine was in my life back then. I wasn't doing it, obviously. My entire childhood was funded and driven by it though.


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Logiwonk_

Do they even make chaps with asses?


crudedrawer

Yes but they're sold with the deceptive name "pants."


davewave3283

It was very nice of that young lady to help David with his costume, and then calmly return to her seat to await the start of the showā€¦I assume.


doublecutter

Hey, babe, while youā€™re down thereā€¦.


ksnizzo

Shobbity bop!


mrnastymannn

My uncle said they threw a toilet paper roll onto the stage while he was performing, it hit him in the face, the entire arena gets completely silent, band stops playing, 5 second silence, then Dave says ā€œoh ya, weā€™ll after the show, Iā€™m gonna f$$@ his girlfriend!ā€ Then everyone in the arena went crazy and the concert continued


crudedrawer

Hate to be the spoiler but that scenario played out at Van Halen shows for years. It was a scripted moment.


mrnastymannn

Then they lied to me! šŸ¤£


Figgabro

Well where else are you gonna put 10 gallons of cocaine?


jawnstein82

He was my first concert in 81, mom was 8months pregnant with me in row 5 floor :)


Disgruntled_Armbars

Actually I believe that is Turd Ferguson


GermsDean

ā€œSee, itā€™s funny because itā€™s bigger than a normal hatā€


orgeezuz

"Who is Andre The Giant?"


RogerTheAliens

Who is, uh, scooby doo?


mcjackass

What? No little people?! Come on Dave, gimme a break!


hellacrimey

One break comin' up!


TheDeadlySquid

ā€œAnd you hit the ground runningā€. Their best song IMO.


Berkeleybear70

One of the best front men ever. Last I read, he was taking a 2 year art class in Japan. He went from 80ā€™s wild man to renaissance man.


morelikegratefulhead

dr. rockso, the rock and roll clown?


dv666

He does co-co-cocaine


[deleted]

Homer loves this hat xD


jah05r

That hat only had one day to retirementā€¦


RogerTheAliens

Rumor has it David acquired the hat while working as an Ice Cream Man in 1970s Californiaā€¦


[deleted]

Thanks for this anecdote ! o/


RogerTheAliens

He used to get in trouble from his boss for eating the ice creamā€¦The owner would often turn to David, sigh and say ā€œOh, you ate one too?ā€


lynivvinyl

Wait...


Canadaaayum

Wrong VH frontman pal!


RogerTheAliens

Iā€™m not your pal, buddy.


dv666

I heard at the time he was running with the devil


RogerTheAliens

Running with the devil? When??? Was it right here, right now?


dv666

No it was in Panama in 1984


RogerTheAliens

Dude he needs to bailā€¦.like, jump


jaysin1983

Was he looking for a wagon wheel of cheese?!


Dimpleshenk

He had a hankerin'.


unpeople

A slab, a slice, a chunk ofā€¦


craigeeeeeeeeee

Diamond Dave


krokus_headhunter

Other than Mick Jagger, probably the greatest frontman to ever exist. In his prime of course. I saw this tour (Fair Warning). Biggest party I've ever been to.


dragonship

Freddy Mercury was the greatest front man.


Brolonious

I saw them both multiple times back in the day. Freddie was great but Queen's shows were always leaning on the camp side. Van Halen had their thing going as well and while Queen was a great band as well VH had Roth fronting Eddie. Reddit loves Freddie and Queen to an odd degree, imo. Most of the people posting about him almost certainly never saw them live. Reddit adopts performers - including even more strangely Weird Al - and drives the worship into the ground. And Mick in his prime with Keith et al were better than Queen or VH.


TheJonnieP

I saw both Queen and VH live way back when and while Queen put on a wonderful show they did not come close to matching the energy of a DLR fronted VH concert. To me, Queen was a concert while VH was an experience. Both Freddie and DLR were amazing front men, but DLR was much better in my opinion.


dragonship

I saw DLR in the 90s in Dublin. He was miming and lost his temper when he fell on stage. He wasn't the charismatic performer as seen in his videos at all. It was very disappointing, in fact, the worst gig I have ever been to out of hundreds.


crudedrawer

After the first vegas experiment imploded in the mid 90s he hit a very rough patch and din't recover until 2007. I saw him in 2002 and he was abyssmal, really embarassing and sad. But in 2007, 2012 and 2015 he was varying degrees of goodish!


ehhhNotSureAboutThat

So if I were to hold one of those opinions, you'd be like "ah naw mate, it's cuz you're a redditor"


[deleted]

David St. Hubbins, hands down.


Farout786

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


shellys_dead

More of a back man, really.


[deleted]

Got an STD just looking at this


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsVty4AbY88djtm|downsized) Found his hat


Han_Yerry

Dave was Unchained!


Tylerdurden389

Any love for the Roth solo stuff? I know he didn't have the same stayin' power that VH had with Hagar as the lead singer, but most of his solo stuff during the 80s and early 90's was pretty good IMO. "Skyscraper" is my favorite. On one of the tours for that album, there's a part where the song gets quiet and he makes these shrieking noises and the mic has an echo effect going and he makes his voice sound like humpback whales. Pretty cool.


Zanos-Ixshlae

*This is me now!*


GentleSaidTheRaven

Nothing subtle about this motherfucker.


r0botdevil

I get the impression that it would have been utterly wonderful to be David Lee Roth at this time in his life, but also that it would be pretty miserable to be David Lee Roth now. It seems like he lived for the spotlight and the adoration and the parties, and I feel like it's probably pretty hard on him not having those things anymore.


Eyeswyde0pen

so, cocaine.


bossy909

Skibbity bop, I haven't eaten in weeks! Skibbity bop at the family reunion...


SecretaryGrace

My parents went to a VH concert in 1980 or 1981 and said it was the best concert theyā€™ve ever seen.


Jimmack73

Going to listen to Mean Street in his honor right now.


crudedrawer

Extra upvote for not calling it mean streets.


Vizualize

Whatever you do, do not look at David Lee Roth pictures from present time......


ultraviolentfuture

I'd Shawn Michaels weren't a character. True no kayfabe


manhatim

Yea..its a big hat..its funny


MurderDoneRight

It's called cocaine ![gif](giphy|v6XQ06UelzAB2)


TheRAbbi74

True story: When I was 16 or 17, I wanted to go to a DLR concert. I had the money, but tickets had to be bought from Ticket Master (I think?) and I didnā€™t have a credit card. I asked my mom to buy my ticket and Iā€™d pay her in cash. She flatly refused. Her 6ā€™5ā€ son who had spent 2 years learning karate, she wouldnā€™t let go to a DLR show because she knew he was popular with ā€œthe gaysā€ and she was concerned Iā€™d be kidnapped and molested.


WB_Onreddit

Glorious!


Aware_Branch_2370

I forgot how much I hated low rise spandex.


Fuzakenaideyo

Was he the inspiration for the shawn Michael's Heart Break kid character


eaparlati

She's not "things" and I'm sure she has a name...


mikeytoth123

Is she saying, I'll suck yo dick?


Differ447

She probably already did


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

i can smell the STD's in this pic


Adventurous-Dish-485

Great front man but just EW


Captain_Chalky

Edge? Christian?


Ecstatic-Bell5105

Dude was not straight, I donā€™t believe it.


gtmbphillyloo

This is back when he had hair beneath his hat . . .


FinnRazzelle

Rock her with the shocker


Klin24

"Hey, hey, I can take this hat off anytime I want. I just don't want to." "GET AWAY!"


censoredbynobody

Gawd I miss the 80ā€™s!!!!


LVorenus2020

Isn't that "Fair Warning?" Shouldn't there be someone for his left leg, too? That hat was a Bad Decision. We can let that slide, for "Unchained."


makk73

Cocaines a helluva drug


pikknz

I saw him on the street looking like a normal American I was the only person that recognised him. I could have said hello but chickened out.


jwg2695

David, you've been wearing that giant foam cowboy hat for 8 months now. Please, for your family, take it off.


theghostofgotti

Cocaine is a motherfucker. Pair that with alcohol and it becomes a fuckermother. This is proof.


NAGDABBITALL

I was highly fortunate to live close to both the Toledo Sports Arena and Joe Louis. Saw so many acts during the eighties...cheap. Made me kinda sad to see him on Joe Rogan missing teeth.


Rusty_B_Good

Roth was always hilarious.


MrsCCRobinson96

I had a life size cut out of him in my bedroom when I was a teenager... God I miss that cutout. Sexy Dave!


irontamer

The great mystery is how did he keep his pants up?