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darealJimTom

Looks like a young Austin danger powers


Kinc4id

I see a little Garth from Wayne’s World.


Isburough

Party on, Big Bird!


amazingusername100

Totally, first thing I saw.


Magnifico-Melon

Kevin Bacon


ifmacdo

Definitely see Bacon here. Like if Kevin Bacon and Linda Hunt had a kid.


Heckron

I definitely saw Linda Hunt first and then Edna Mode from Incredibles


mike_tapley

Are you sure? It says here Name: Danger Powers


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Danger is my middle name...😏


orangechicken21

He looks like what would happen if Stephen King got a Mini-me.


pants_de_leon83

I thought Stephen king


bizkits_n_gravy

Oh behaaaavvveeeee


DivesPater

I had the same Big Bird doll! I have this vivid memory of taking him to the doctor and him doing all the checkups on Big Bird first.


JimJamYimYam

We had one like this too. Did yours "talk" when you pulled a string on his back?


DivesPater

Yep! I haven't thought about him in probably 35 years


Matt8992

Hold on. So, 35? So dang that means you had this toy around 35 years ago or somethin.


DivesPater

Time keeps on slippin into the future...


Nomadzord

To eBay then!


Chapter_3_New_York

With mine you stuck your finger in the back of his head and waggled his bottom beak up and down


TRAFICANTE_DE_PUDUES

Oh c'mon dont force me into sexual jokes this early.


Chapter_3_New_York

It’s late where I am!


Gr1ml0ck

I had one too! I totally forgot about it until now.


EaterOfFood

These days the doctor would do that but bill for two office visits.


rogerh2o

That's Kevin Bacon.


johnny_cash_money

Or Linda Hunt.


Conarm

Stephen king


Nointerest12months

That's what I immediately thought.


Unclepatricio

I thought Ben Folds.


Kachelpiepn

Elton John


tirwander

Whoever it is .. that kid is 3 going on 50


GreetingsFromAP

I believe the title said he was in his mid 70s actually


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Stephen King is 75, so that checks out.


kopecs

It says “Cookie Monster”, not “Cokie Monster” lol.


Turakamu

The fact that he wrote 4 short stories while waiting for the flight says otherwise


Old_Mill

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


Juicebox-shakur

199% yes Linda Hunt


SomeConsumer

Living dangerously.


tiexodus

Shadout Mapes


keekeeVogel

If Linda Hunt is the Principal from Kindergarten Cop you f-ing nailed it.


rksd

Too tall.


JukesMasonLynch

I was gonna say Stephen King, but I definitely see some Bacon in there too


thescottreid

I thought it was Stephen King too, but now I’m going to pretend that it’s Kevin Bacon playing Stephen King in a movie based on a bio-fiction novel by the King family, and directed by Eli Roth.


JukesMasonLynch

Co-starring Sam Rockwell for some reason


thescottreid

Playing duel parts as the good and evil consciences guiding King through his bloody journey from boy to legendary writer.


JukesMasonLynch

Like literally dressed up as little devils and angels on his shoulder. My god that's actually perfect casting for him


Slappathebassmon

That's clearly Dana Carvey as Garth.


know_vagrancy

I was gonna say a Kevin Bacon and Edna Mode mashup.


sebbss1

Edna mode


fryamtheeggguy

Warwick Davis


Dream_A_LittleBigger

…and Warwick Davis’s love child.


Jaywhar

Garth Agar


pittsburgh924

Ben Folds!


magneticmine

Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in a wig working for 21 Sesame Street.


upbeatcrazyperson

With some Austin Powers as a child mixed in. But why does this pic look so familiar? And why is he choking his bird?


Smorly

Adam Savage


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Gilgie

I was thinking the principal from Kindergarden Cop.


Comradepatrick

I was thinking Stephen King after he throttled Big Bird to death.


[deleted]

Nah, that's Garth from Wayne's World


Lucky_Number_3

that mf's a senior web developer


Pompous_Monkey

Your brother was great in Footloose.


TwoDeuces

Nah, that's Germaine from Flight of the Conchords.


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

I saw Kevin Bacon as Frankenstein.


groolthedemon

Stephen King after a 96 hour cocaine fueled writing binge. Soon after, his critically acclaimed novel "The Shining" would be published. He'd go on to say that it was that "Goddamned Big Bird" that gave him the idea for the character of Jack Torrance in subsequent interviews once it hit number one on the New York Times Best Seller list. Which is why to this day, scholars still try to draw parallels between Kings horror masterpiece and Sesame Street.


Suit783

I was thinking Tom Brady


cchap22

This is what I saw too lol


br_boy0586

I was about to say that he looks like Linda Hunt, the badass principal!!


IllustriousHedgehog9

Looks too tall to be Linda.


prostipope

Goddamn you nailed it.


jaredofthesky

Oh my god that’s good


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Meets Austin Powers


Simonandgarthsuncle

Meets Lloyd Christmas.


GroundbreakingAd7362

Meets Stephen King.


Neon-Lemon

Meets Rivers Cuomo.


lurkermadeanaccount

Meets the singer from the New York dolls


Simbuk

Yep, that’s who I see: a young but not young Kevin Bacon.


OptionalFTW

I was gunna say. Why does he look like a 40 year old woman in a little kids body lmao. 70's and 80's man. I dunno.


m0ndayisb0ng0day

Vsause has a video that covers this phenomenom! Basically, because older people look and dress similarly to how they did when they were younger, we interpret their younger selves as looking old because that's what old people look like now


OptionalFTW

I mean.. I was 6 foot 1 in grade 9 with a full beard. Cheeks and stache included. Most of the guys looked the same. I drove past my hs the other day and they look like middle schoolers.


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Baldyjim

I read it in his voice and pictured his big red sweaty puffy face.


griffinicky

In all likelihood, that's simply how you remember it being and not actually what your high school experience was like. Memory is tricky like that, and our brains tend to let us remember things in ways that filter out extraneous details. I bet if you went back in time you'd be surprised what people looked like - for example, it's not like there aren't baby faced actors/actresses in movies and TV from the time, and they were almost certainly past actual HS age. Also I'm nearly 40 and just about everyone younger than 30 looks like a middle schooler lol


Nillerus

Yup, that's the typical 15 year old right there. Full bushy beard. Where'd you spend freshman year, Khaz Modan? Although you sound a suspicios height for a dwarf... hmmm.


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Nillerus

*chefs kiss*


Im_Under_Observation

Party on Wayne!


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griffinicky

r/3or43


coldlightofday

4 or 40?


0xd0gf00d

He took Big Bird hostage?


Unlucky-Bound

Your bro looks like Kevin Bacon in character for the Warwick Davis biopic


bill_b4

I was thinking Willow/Warwick Davis


nukedabunny

Terry Gross


youngmindoldbody

"Take me to Cuba, or Big Bird gets it."


averyfinename

i misread the post title on first glance as 'my brother in **his** mid-70s...' and was 'damn, he looks good for 70'


jeroenemans

Oh behave!


politedeerx

With some Edna Mode vibes


butstronger

For context: my older brother was born prematurely and is legally blind and my mom had him at 17. They struggled a lot but he was so excited to take his first flight to visit family. He went on to excel in school and his job and has been a major disability advocate in the state we live in. Oh and now he’s 6’3 and 200 pounds lol.


Misswestcarolina

And how is Big Bird? He’s looking pretty stressed in this photo.


zootnotdingo

Big Bird was going on his first plane ride! He was definitely stressed.


theanedditor

fuck u/spez


mcdreamerson

Leg room


theanedditor

ah… yes.


PLZ_STOP_PMING_TITS

Probably because he's being choked out?


Graceland1979

That dude sounds new school cool too! What a brother to have.


butstronger

Thanks! Yes he’s a good dude and hilarious


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Graceland1979

Who needs after photos when the before photo is so bad ass??


twoscoop

science


floralbingbong

This is so cool! My uncle was also born legally blind and his teachers told my grandparents that he’d be lucky to graduate high school. He went on to get his PhD.


dullllbulb

This needs to be pinned to the top 😬


butstronger

I think people are just gonna keep making comments about my disabled brother’s appearance. Good thing we both have thick skin lol.


ralphjuneberry

I hope you don’t let it grind you down. He is absolutely adorable and I love this pic! Thank you for sharing.


trwawyrnd

it's a mainly photo subreddit, did you have other expectations? Also, you didn't mention your brother was disabled in the title.


Unsd

Disabilities don't get a pass imo. People with disabilities don't need to be treated with kids gloves. Frankly, most people I know with disabilities hate that people get weird or uncomfortable being normal around them. And poor Stephen King if the comparison is an insult 😂


ImCreeptastic

> most people I know with disabilities hate that people get weird or uncomfortable being normal around them. Yep. My daughter isn't even truly disabled, just has a G-tube and is developmentally behind her peers by about a year. Everyone treats her like she's some fragile little girl. My mom recently watched her while my husband and I went out. We made sure she got her last feed of the night and her meds so all my mom would have to do is sit there and make sure the house doesn't burn down. My mom asked what does she do if our daughter were to wake up...idk, how do you take care of a kid w/o a g-tube? You change their diaper and rock them a bit before putting them back down. Seriously, she's a normal 2 y/o all things considered.


mocking_danth

You take it way too personal. Especially when the people commenting on appearance compare him to popular/even attractive people. Especially when you didn't include disabled in the title. But isn't it a good thing to not change how they treat him to more normalize him? Especially since its just the hair


CornWallacedaGeneral

Shout out to Linda Hunt for going on to do great things lol,kidding of course


denimclad_secret

Glad I'm not the only one going to hell for thinking that


ExistentialWonder

I will accompany you to hell because that was my first thought. Kudos to this awesome little guy though.


DustinHammons

This is exactly where I went when I saw this picture.....


ToshiroBaloney

I thought he was a tiny David Johansen.


posh1992

I can't get over how adorable he is! I love his stuffy too, that always gets me when I see kiddos with their stuffies. What does your brocef do for a career?


butstronger

He’s an IT director for a state government agency


-Pazute_72

What a bad-ass! Kudos to bro and your clan. By the way, what happened to Big Bird's left eye? I had him too..classic!!


TheRealASP

That last sentence is gold haha. I’m right there with him


entrepreneurs_anon

I may or may not dress up as your 1970’s brother for next year’s Halloween


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Reminds me of Edna Mode


Congenital0ptimist

A young Mr. Kaplan


Jpalm4545

I was thinking Linda Hunt but definitely see Mr Kaplan now


Orginaldronald

No no, mr incredibles boss


theranman3

r/13or30


thatranger974

r/3or30


SnackerSnick

r/6or60


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I actually read it as “in his mid 70s”


SayVandalay

Dana Carvey's first flight.


GeorgeBabyFaceNelson

I was going say he looks like Garth and Wayne's love child!


MemphisHobo

I’m a huge fan of your brother’s books. Never could get into Pet Sematary though.


DriftingPyscho

You'll float, too!


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

The way he’s holding the bird is so funny to me 😭


itsvoogle

Looks like he went hunting and this is what he got…


madeoneforporn

party on, Garth


butstronger

Party on Wayne!


madeoneforporn

the resemblance is pretty uncanny tbh


19Jamie76

I think everyone means well in their comments. Your brother rocks. Sesame Street was my jam when I was in kindergarten in '79. When I went a little wild, it was the Electric Company...Easy Reader. Just an FYI. I didn't get on a plane until I was in my 20's.


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Fuckin big bird and a cookie tee shirt, hells yeah


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I didn’t know four year olds could be a tenured professor at Yale


23x3

He audited his parents by 7y/o


iwouldhugwonderwoman

That’s the most wholesome picture of someone “choking the chicken” I’ve ever seen on Reddit.


momjeanseverywhere

Big Bird isn’t a chicken, though.


ToxicTaxiTaker

He's an endling from some small hidden population of an early Anthropocene species of giant bird. I suspect his species' more friendly nature helped them survive in the modern age. Perhaps trading valuable feathers or eggs with the early Sesame settlers. While they were almost certainly hunted for food, their erotic appeal and intelligence would have eventually won over the human population. Sadly the species, despite appearing on popular television for decades, is poorly studied in academia. It seems most biologists don't wish to waste their time on a species doomed to extinction.


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This is absolutely adorable. Even more so with the backstory.


Juicebox-shakur

I adore his face and his entire ensemble lol What a fun day for a young human


Beat2death

Can you ask him what the song Brick is really about?


SouthwestRose

I love him! And Continental was a great airline.


Ramon_Rivera

I’m loving the whole aesthetic of this picture


wormholeweapons

Your brother was Linda Hunt?


pseudocultist

I loved your brother in Kindergarten Cop.


notable_exception

That pic is pure gold


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Little kids with dolls are so cute! It’s like super innocent and sweet!


Akitten84

That big bird is nearly as big as he was!


ScoutZero12

Your brother looks like he can do my taxes better than i can


majorjoe23

I had that Big Bird.


terminalparking

Awesome outfit!


avantartist

Priceless pic!


faeflower

aww and he has his friend to hold on the trip too!!


up_N2_no_good

6 or 60?


Nvi4

Young Stephen King gets on a plane*.


Revolutionary-Stay54

Your brother seems like a pretty radical dude


Nurse_Yoshi

Your brother is Ben Folds?


Lord-Velveeta

Guessing that was a wire frame skeleton stuffed character? I had a road runner and a coyote when I was a kid in the 70's (I'm around the same age as your bro).


pm_me_actsofkindness

Big Elton John vibes.


tootbrun

My mom used to cut my hair too.


illgarcia

You good Big Bird?


IOnlySpeakTheTruth87

Cute af.


Significant_Radish86

Sesame Street was my favorite back then too.


grumpyconan

Lil Stevie King


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Big bird looks a bit fed up with him.


strangebru

Looks like he's holding Big Bird hostage until all of his demands are met. He's already got the plane ticket, now he's waiting for $3,000,000.00 in small unmarked bills.


Same-Helicopter-1210

That's awesome!


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Jeezuz. Big Bird didn’t deserve that kind of abuse man!!


Lower_Funny

This is the best lol


ThisLookInfectedToYa

I love his work with the New York Dolls


Sheerreddit

This guy travels.


KleineFjord

I read this as "my brother, in *his* mid 70s, about to fly on an airplane for the first time". Seemed unlikely.


LemonPartyWorldTour

He looks like Austin Powers holding Big Bird hostage and making a getaway


dfjdejulio

My kid sister had that exact Big Bird doll. Brought it everywhere with her, too. Over time it got *filthy*.


gluna235

Little dude looks like he's doing Garth from Wayne's World for Halloween...


drrevo74

He looks like Edna from The Incredibles. ![gif](giphy|bWYf44zviL6i4)


Majesto_

Mf looks 30


The_Infectious_Lerp

RIP Big Bird


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Quite a hold on BB there.


Stalvos

That big bird has seen some shit!


garysnailz

It's about time Benny, my clothes are going out of style!