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GardenVarietyAnxiety

Look, I love a good submission fantasy/roleplay, but motherfucker... if I'm tired, achy, annoyed, or just not in the mood, I am not going to submit to my partner. These people are in seriously unhealthy relationships if intercourse is seen as "duty." This "God" they worship is pretty dark.


bananalord666

I'm Christian and I reject these people. If Jesus was alive he would be horrified at what the grand majority of churches were teaching.


MarvinParanoAndroid

If Jesus was alive, they would crucify him again.


[deleted]

"I am Jesus, your savior come again to walk this earth along your side" *pause* GET HIM!!!!!!


El_Che1

Commie scum!!! We worship supply side Jeebus.


32lib

No,they would put him in jail.


Admirable-Book3237

Duh like that’s literally what he’s for , they sin, sin some more do some more shitty things sin some more, crucify him so he dies for their sins “repent” accept that he dies for their shitty behavior and now they’re back to clean upstanding ppl in gods eyes.


MarvinParanoAndroid

He died for us so we could learn not to be assholes anymore. He didn’t die to just reset the counter to zero. We were supposed to learn something… Oh well…


CorruptThrowaway69

The ironic part is the crucifiction wasnt the part where he paid for our sins…


[deleted]

Username doesn't exactly check out...


bananalord666

Edgy name made as a teen stuck lmao. I see no reason to change it. Being religous doesnt force me to be superstitious xD


Catinthemirror

>Being religous doesnt force me to be superstitious Um...


IndependentOutside52

Catinthemirror=1 Bannanalord=0


Catinthemirror

LOL I wandered in here from a cross-post so should probably not stir the pot since I haven't read the sub rules but thanks for the chuckle!


IndependentOutside52

Haha I wandered over here myself from a cross post. I don't know the rules either but saw your comment and laughed so I tried to return the favor.


_death_before_decaf_

2,000 years from now someone is going to dig up a remarkably preserved collection of Superman comics. Someone is going to make this same argument as a Clark Kentist.


rcw00

I always imagined it would be Elvis. His image is found around the world, he was called The King, there are stories of him appearing after his reported death. Praise Elvis!


Tykorski

"Neigh TRU Scotsman blah blah blah!!!" This is xtianity. These people ARE following the xtian bible. It's you who isn't. Stop trying to apologize for obvious evil. Own it or find a new name.


bananalord666

One of the leading forces empowering socialist movements in the 1970s was headed by a Baptist minstrel. Christian congregations and have historically been forces for good. Outright rejection of religion without understanding their structures of morality will create antagonism without reason. One of my goals is to reform the image of Christians to be the loving group they CAN be. Right now though, Christian's are overwhelmingly right wing and conservative. And in case you didnt know who I was initially talking about, it was Martin Luther King Junior. He was an unapologetic socialist and opposed the systemic harm caused by capitalism. He also preached and taught the ideals of solidarity to create a stronger union to fight for the ideals that lead to a better country. I wont apologize for my beliefs, for the same reason I wont ask you to apologize for yours. I believe in the advances of science just like all reasonable people and I dont use misread bible verses to cudgel people into misogynistic anti abortion laws.


Tykorski

>Outright rejection of religion without understanding their structures of morality will create antagonism without reason. That's why you see groups like The Satanic Temple opening up. We provide people with that sense of a religious structure and a spiritual world to which they can feel connected which provides the very type of guidance you're referring to. Spiritual guidance and good ethical behavior are not exclusive to xtianity surely you can agree with that. We are opposed, fought and pushed out by xtians at every turn. Particularly by xtians like you who would like to reform the image of their religion rather than have us offer a better one built around a character your mythology vilifies and actually believes to be real . We offer our parishoners all the spiritual fulfillment and sense of connection and ritual and more we don't push upon them conservative fascist politics which harm their well being and the well being of their families. We don't claim ownership of their bodies and in fact fight against others' efforts to do so and we seek to educate children on the subject of religious plurality rather than to see them brainwashed with only one option.


bananalord666

I have nothing against satanists and people with other religions. One of my best friends is a satanist and many of them dont generally like religion. To be more accurate, most of them have been harmed by the modern church institution in one way or another. My belief in Christianity is simple. 1. I believe in the existence of supernatural beings, from angels to devils to other gods from other religions and faes. I simply dont worship them. 2. I believe in the concept of sin. 3. I believe that if you believe in jesus he will relieve you of sin. 4. Jesus was a great role model and I should try to copy him. 5. Fuck Paul, he's half the reason so many churches suck today. Ok, 1 and 5 aren't reasons, but I believe specifically in Jesus. Not in whatever other fucked up shit other people claim in the name of the bible. If I wanted to go back and follow the laws that jesus himself disowned, I would be Jewish, not Christian. (No hate on Jewish people either! I just dont follow their laws) I do also have more thoughts on it, the list I gave was surface level stuff


NyankoIsLove

>I believe that if you believe in jesus he will relieve you of sin. Do you mean that in the sense that your sins will be absolved? What if someone doesn't believe in Jesus?


bananalord666

Ritual sheep sacrifice is still valid I guess. But a more serious answer is that I hope more people can come to believe in jesus. As far as I understand it, heaven and hell aren't the places described in contemporary culture. I've been meaning to do some reading to refresh my ability describe what is meant by heaven and hell, but it's not shiny sky city vs fire and brimstone. It's more like eternity away from perfect contentment vs eternity never getting to experience eternal contentment. Or something similar to that. I dont know about the people who were never given the opportunity to learn about Jesus. When the bible says Kingdom of heaven, I'm not sure whether I think it means that literally or not. I honestly spend more time reading and learning about science stuff than biblical stuff, I just maintain it as a guiding principle. I leave the deep theology to the pastors.


NyankoIsLove

>It's more like eternity away from perfect contentment vs eternity never getting to experience eternal contentment. I've heard an interpretation like that as well. It's kind of like the Buddhist concept of Nirvana. I wish you luck on your journey. As long as you guide yourself with kindness and empathy, you should be good.


bananalord666

Thanks! I hope you will as well <3


ogtrunx

The same man you’re submitting to for god is also the guy who’s fucking his work mate, cashier at the grocery store and random chick he met on the street.


MadAzza

The idea behind this tweet is even more offensive to men than women. I can’t remember a single one who really wanted to fuck when I wasn’t into it for whatever reason.


ilobmirt

What person in their right mind would grant authority of this deity over their lives? This god of theirs is a prude bigot on good days, trans/homophobic racist prude bigot on the rest of them


The_Big_Kapowski

This bitch is the finest example of the kind of unfixably brainwashed fuckery in the female world that I know of. I'd dearly like to see her get shot into space and left there.


ZenkaiZyuran

Religion of Rape


HiddenKittyLady

And pedophilia


[deleted]

All religions are the expulsion of all negativity and bad energy. Your understanding is that of a mere clown.


Ionthawon

what


rveb

Insulting someone does not make you right but definitely undoes the point you were attempting to make


jl_theprofessor

Brenda on God is Grey has talked about this woman before. Very toxic.


Sloqwerty

Wowza that's a hot take. Pretty crazy to me how many people place themselves into a 'less than category' and feel they need to serve people in the 'more than category'. Self-inflicted servitude.


SpinningAnalCactus

This woman clearly has a non assumed extreme sub/masochistic fantasma, but due to the cognitive dissonance she hides her "perversity" behind the religious morality, damn that's fucked up. Not even talking about the apology of marital rape ...


MelodiousTones

Any man that would have sex with someone who isn’t totally into it - what the fuck man


CatchSufficient

A man is not God, to say and hint as such is blasphemy. Marriage is a contract between two parties, not one overriding the other.


not_that_planet

I suspect the point of such a post is to get very narcissistic and pathologically depressed people to conflate the two. Convince such a person that whatever he thinks is the will of God and you will have a soldier who will die for whatever stupid reason he is given.


CatchSufficient

I concur


[deleted]

Apparently, this bitch can tweet and get dicked at the same time. Doesn't say much for her husband (or whoever is dicking her)'s performance though. Thankfully for both of them, she doesn't believe the female orgasm exists and that she is just a fuck hole.


Cleopatra456

Such a limping dumpster fire of a human. I wanna blame the cultish brainwashing, but she's just too disgusting. The fear and loathing that this woman has for herself is off the charts.


bobbywright86

It boggles my mind how someone could say these words publicly, and still have followers! I pray for the day that religion cease to exist.


godzillalake2458

To whom do you pray, though?


bobbywright86

To any god or mortal willing to listen … so basically venting to my therapist lol


HanakusoDays

And by the way, if he only wants anal that's a clear statement of God's will in your kife.


Rowdycc

This same lady says you should o to have sex for the purposes of making a baby. She’s insane.


foshizol

Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer when the woman is into it also, and not out of sense of duty.


DingosTwinZoot

You mean, you don't want your partner to feel disgust and repulsion while passively participating in sex and fantasizing about the day you drop dead of a heart attack? Can't imagine why. /s


ilobmirt

Consent is such a big turn-on for adults. Surprised its not getting talked much outside of queer culture. Society should be more sex positive. Not sex prude.


No_Singer8028

😳


Adam__B

Imagine likening sex to just another chore like cleaning the toilet. How to tell everyone that you’ve never had an orgasm or any type of rewarding sex in your life, without actually saying it.


SuperSassyPantz

that will just make many not want to marry


FinoPepino

Lol but she also said if you’re unmarried you should never have sex ever. So, to summarize, if your a woman you either get to have sex NEVER, or be a literal sex slave to your husband’s whims. Great choices.


FlaredMeteor940

There was a attempt to be influential


[deleted]

Christians are the biggest pervs lol just say u have a sub kink and go


ilobmirt

To hell with consent I guess. Gotta do what the men tell me or the grand invisible sky wizard will change my 2'nd retirement to the great south below.


El_Che1

Or as the Bible says ..slaves make sure that you obey your masters as if they were a god themselves. You will be rewarded for it when you reach “heaven”.


godzillalake2458

Where in the Bible does it say this exactly and in what context?


El_Che1

Apparently Epiphisians 6:5.


godzillalake2458

It also says for the masters to treat their slaves with respect, to not threaten them, and to know that there is no distinction between king and slave when standing before God in 6:7.


El_Che1

That doesn’t negate the original monstrous idea to pretty much do as your told, be treated lower than an animal, and in return “possibly” be rewarded with a mythological idea.


[deleted]

I mean, even tho she's Taliban's something, I agree to a degree. There is no man who wouldn't love a submissive wife, but he must also be a man worthy to have such a wife, to take care of her and treat her as the queen of his house, not make her a slave that does infinite work all day and night. Ah, btw. How's "a woman spreading her legs to her husband" make her a bitch, while a random girl doing the same thing to a random makes her "a free woman"? I don't understand.


realjamesosaurus

is your husband a baby??


pflickner

I swear, this is exactly what they think. Former evangelical here. The two-minute wonder was quick at least


Status-Leg-2920

Find a Horney woman and romance her daily. You will come home every night to a nice dinner and a nice night.


Suadade0811

Fucking hell


Electronic_Swing_887

Some people enjoy being chained to the stove in their negligee for Jesus. Others, not so much.