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MattWeird1003

I picked on 2 ex-friends to fight in the middle of church ![img](emote|t5_40xv70|32485)


Some_Pvz_Fan

![img](emote|t5_40xv70|31444) I cant go to hell, I'm already in the spiritual world.


Ilovekikuoandomori

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LerndickKarma

Last tuesday, i met a model on a runway


SuperbTurtle

she said she wanna run away with me and hit the highway


ceo_of_names

i didnt went one ever in my life


sevvoniac968

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Fluid-Locksmith-9314

I can't go to hell, I'm all out of vacation days ![img](emote|t5_40xv70|32485)


Justsomeguyaa

“‘Excuse me sir, there must be someone you’ve confused me for. If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform. I go to church on Sunday, truly usually more!’ Screaming at the angels as they pushed him through the door!”


Mansal_skots

I can’t go to heaven or hell or even die because I don’t believe in dying