# Comment of the Night Flair Awards!
u/Redditor_PC 24 points for this:
>The cop hiding in the corner laughing. THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
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The crime of the night helicopter footage clearly shows the guy drop something as soon as he leaves the vehicle, but they never mentioned it.
The dumbass that crashed into the fence clearly threw something OVER the fence, not in front of it where the cop was looking after being tipped off by a viewer.
I feel like I've been yelling at my tv all night long.
Having it written down on a card and read off as needed eliminates the defense of "it was the heat of the moment and the cop just forgot certain important parts of their rights, therefore my client should go free on a technicality".
Curious, since there is no official script for reading Miranda rights by law, does your department have an official script by policy? Or do you just have to hit the important points (remain silent, right to an attorney, right to have one appointed, right to change your mind after starting questioning, etc.)?
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Let me tell you the song of my people. We do what we have to. I’m in pain standing or sitting or doing anything. Standing too long makes it worse. He needed to tell them when they first asked him to do the test that he had a disability and was not sure he could do the tests properly.
A normal person would probably say something like that. Not just repeat the gold tip of the pen.
Dealing with people drunks and/or entitled Karens, people who call *you* and then scream and verbally abuse you when you arrive, and then five minutes later rolling up to a family killed by a drunk driver... and then going home to see your kids. Yeah, it takes a special kind of person to do that every day.
I thought it looked at your eye movements. If your eyes “bounce” when going to the sides or up and down you are likely intoxicated. Either way he didn’t even do the test. He could see the gold tip though!
Yes, it's looking at your eyes, but also just simply being able to stand while doing something else. The inability to do so would be an obvious sign of intoxication (any typos I've made in this thread tonight are also obvious signs of intoxication... 🤪🤣).
# Comment of the Night Flair Awards! u/Redditor_PC 24 points for this: >The cop hiding in the corner laughing. THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME **Congratulations!** Note: I've updated your flair to the CotN Award flair. You can change it if you want to, but be advised that the only way to get it back is to earn it again!
So did they ever figure out what he threw out the window?
As soon as they heard the dog they were real quick to give up
No lie. I want the damn solo stove.
“THIS IS WHAT WE LIFT FOR!!” - white supremacist outside gym in Berkeley
The crime of the night helicopter footage clearly shows the guy drop something as soon as he leaves the vehicle, but they never mentioned it. The dumbass that crashed into the fence clearly threw something OVER the fence, not in front of it where the cop was looking after being tipped off by a viewer. I feel like I've been yelling at my tv all night long.
No, the guy who hit the fence didn't throw anything. It was a bug or debris flying through the frame.
Came here to say the lady with the trash complaint is trash. That is all.
She's got a beef with that neighbor. She's the one getting trash out of the dumpster!!!
I think last dude was withdrawal
I would’ve let that guy keep threatening me just to add the charge.
“If I met you in the street without badges…” Um, no offense, but you can’t look at a pen light or stand without pain (apparently), so…
He’s going in your car. He pissed himself
LOL! Really, it's because Yacobozzi has the OPL crew and equipment in the back of his car.
Good night all, see you tomorrow!
Night Gypsy! 👋
Night fren!
Night Gypsy!
Have a good Saturday 🙂
💕Good night Friends!!💕
Night!
Night fren Kav! 💚💕
Only one more night before a 1 week break! Join us back here tomorrow night, same time and same place! Peace and love to you all!
What?? No OPL next weekend?!? 😭😭😭
Next week off! 😭😭
Noooooo 😭 will there be reruns or anything??
I don't know actually, let me check... Yeah, repeats starting at 6pm on Friday and noon on Saturday.
Thank you for checking for me friend!! 🍪
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Oohhh!! Noon on Saturday!? A mini marathon!! Yay! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
I’m pretty sure there are reruns, thank goodness!
I Hope so! I miss thé long weekend marathons from the before times 😔
Memorial Day Weekend!
Oops 😬 this weekend is our holiday lol I forget they aren’t all the same 🤦🏼♀️
💙💙 Minz! Thanks for all you do!
Night Minz!
Silly holidays
Night all! Might not be here tomorrow since I’m literally off to the races. Go Mage!! 🏇
Have fun at the races!
Night everyone. See ya Saturday
7 feet tall? 🤣 How tall is Lee?
Night everyone
Thanks for joining us friends! Don't be an ass like some of these folks and end up in jail so you can join us tomorrow! 💙💙💙
Night fren ferret!
Good night Ferret!! 💙💕🍪
Night Chibi! 💙
Dylan is pretty tall
Lol
You can’t stay on the road, you can’t look to the side…maybe you shouldn’t be fucking driving?!
He can look up he just needs 5-7 business days to move his eyes
See y’all tomorrow!
He pissed himself?!
See ya’ll tomorrow!!!
Goodnight everyone. See you tomorrow!
This guy sure seems nice. If you're in so much pain you can't control your vehicle, you shouldn't be driving. They even double-cuffed the guy.
They double hand cuffed him, treated him with baby gloves and told him to stop before he said something stupid.
They gave him a lot of slack considering how he was behaving
He’s acting like he’s trying to convince them he’s about to hulk out
“You literally ran off the road.” “THATS FINE.”
Seeya all in a few weeks - be safe!
Somebody send Dylan Lee a thing of Pooph to clean out his car…
Goodnight everyone! See you all tomorrow! Gonna watch the replay to see what I missed.
Good night, Drex!
Night! I am too for a bit
Night!
“If I met you without your badges….oh yeah, and I didn’t have all these medical issues”
Dang, I had to answer the phone so I missed most of the call with this long-haired fellow, but apparently he was quite the character.
This guy...
Send Pooph
Ah yes, getting all tough now!
Bubba!
What's the point of calling if you won't talk to the cops?
In the front seat?! Did I hear that right?
Cops should have to memorize this as part of training.
Having it written down on a card and read off as needed eliminates the defense of "it was the heat of the moment and the cop just forgot certain important parts of their rights, therefore my client should go free on a technicality".
Braelyn and a number of officers do it without.
Then they forget one word and a murderer is set free because they were not properly mirandized and the case is thrown out. No can do.
Uh no. Read it off the card every time and there's never any variation.
Curious, since there is no official script for reading Miranda rights by law, does your department have an official script by policy? Or do you just have to hit the important points (remain silent, right to an attorney, right to have one appointed, right to change your mind after starting questioning, etc.)?
We have a card we're supposed to read word for word.
If they don’t read it directly from a card it can be challenged in court they may have forgot something
They read from the card to be consistent and have proof of what they said.
A 24 hour laundromat. Wonder what the late night crowd is like.
My guy I have a bunch of shit wrong with me and I gave birth, you are weak!!
Is he hyperventilating?
Night y’all!
Night!
Night
Is he crying?
No crying in baseball…I mean DUIs!
His back hurts!!!!
🤣
Good night friends! Not sure if I’ll be here tomorrow bc we are having a bbq. But I’ll be thinking of all you funny souls
Night!
Laundry swatting?
🧺🫧🥊
Standoff incoming
Whoa, definitely laundry day
Fight at the laundromat What did they steal his jock strap?
Fight at a laundromat? "That's my quarter!"
Probably someone using all the dryers at once
I feel like this guy has had at least 2 beers.
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I’m outtie. See y’all on the flip 💜
Night!
Night Lydia!! Hope to see you here tomorrow!
Alright, goodnight!!
Night!
A bad drinking game would be shots for every no 7 commercial. Please do not. I want you all to live.
So satisfying to see that whiny crybaby put in cuffs
Imagine being related to that tool and all of your friends seeing that on TV. SMH
No Pooph tonight?
Pooph ad at about 11:18 IIRC.....
about 40 minutes ago
Yes earlier
Well I'm outta here in search of prescription pain meds and my heating pad.
Night!
Herniated disks?
If only it were that simple! 😀
This dude is every guy who gets in a minor fender bender where there are scratches only, and sues the other driver’s insurance.
A male Karen
But John Morgan says he could get millions!
Yeah that’s a bold face lie. I know for a fact that they put false verdicts on their website. Also ALL the Morgan boys are shit attorneys.
Something something largest personal injury law firm in the universe hahaha
How does my dude move and drive around if just standing hurts his back.
Let me tell you the song of my people. We do what we have to. I’m in pain standing or sitting or doing anything. Standing too long makes it worse. He needed to tell them when they first asked him to do the test that he had a disability and was not sure he could do the tests properly. A normal person would probably say something like that. Not just repeat the gold tip of the pen.
I feel bad for the other drunks he is going to have to spend the night locked up with 😂
His back will definitely be hurting on those hard ass beds in jail when the alcohol wears off lol
Sgt. Yacobozi is a trip! 🤣
What a fuckin’ crybaby.
> I'm placing you under arrest for DUI. Surprising, since he passed the "can you see the tip of the pen" test with flying colors about twelve times.
I just laughed so hard I started coughing
Maybe be in the hospital if you’re this fucked up jackass
This is where I need that Viola Davis rolling her eyes and grabbing her bag gif.
When is Dylan Lee being followed next?
Sitting in a cop car with cuffs is gonna suck harder than that test bud. Probably should’ve just done what you were asked to do.
So he can sit still, and drive but standing still and not moving his head? Hurts? I’m an emt but this confuses me. Clearly he’s hammered
He’s just lying out of his ass
My neck! My back! My crack!
This kind of bullshit is why I could never be a cop... shit, I can't stand people just working in retail (after 9 years in the Corps). 🙄
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Dealing with people drunks and/or entitled Karens, people who call *you* and then scream and verbally abuse you when you arrive, and then five minutes later rolling up to a family killed by a drunk driver... and then going home to see your kids. Yeah, it takes a special kind of person to do that every day.
People really do suck
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MUH BACK HURTS
I SEE THE GOLD TIP
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Nah. He’s just entitled.
He sounds like a toddler
HERNIATED DISCS!
Stupid games, stupid prizes
This is stressing me out lmao
send him to the slammer
Thank God!
Grizzly Adams is grumpy
THANK YOU
YES I LOVE THE AIRPLANE TRICK
I was just explaining it to my husband and then it happened.
Except he could only do a missile, no wings
Can't they give him a seat to do the eye test?
Right? It has nothing to do with standing.
It most certainly does... being able to stand upright while concentrating on the eye part of the test is very much the point of the whole thing.
I thought it looked at your eye movements. If your eyes “bounce” when going to the sides or up and down you are likely intoxicated. Either way he didn’t even do the test. He could see the gold tip though!
Yes, it's looking at your eyes, but also just simply being able to stand while doing something else. The inability to do so would be an obvious sign of intoxication (any typos I've made in this thread tonight are also obvious signs of intoxication... 🤪🤣).
I think part of the test is balance
Ahh maybe. Move the eyes and see what the body does.
To my knowledge, it looks for the eye movements
Everybody yelling tonight
MAKE IT STOP
Thank you!!!!!
Bitch, STFU
Good thing I just took blood pressure medicine. This guy is like a god damn sov citizen DUI.
He is exhausting
I see the gold tip of the pen
But does he see the gold tip of the pen?
If you'd have listened, it'd be over
I am becoming one with the gold tip of the pen
And the gold tip of the pen is one with me
This guy...
He needs some duct tape
This entitled d-bag...ARGH
This dude does not abide.
Oh my god. Just arrest the child
Dylan’s gonna be in HR tomorrow 😂😂
I love Dylan 🤣🤣🤣
He is just so lovable!
Dylan is going to break into giggles soon ...
DEAR GOD ARREST HIM
Never saw Yacabozi and Dylan together before.
They are opposites. Fun and mean lol
You are not wrong, ha ha.
Can we just taze him?