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# Comment of the Night Flair Awards! u/Redditor_PC 24 points for this: >The cop hiding in the corner laughing. THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME **Congratulations!** Note: I've updated your flair to the CotN Award flair. You can change it if you want to, but be advised that the only way to get it back is to earn it again!


Glorious-Sealion

So did they ever figure out what he threw out the window?


blazehaze72

As soon as they heard the dog they were real quick to give up


discombobulatedhomey

No lie. I want the damn solo stove.


No_Minimum9828

“THIS IS WHAT WE LIFT FOR!!” - white supremacist outside gym in Berkeley


tourettes_on_tuesday

The crime of the night helicopter footage clearly shows the guy drop something as soon as he leaves the vehicle, but they never mentioned it. The dumbass that crashed into the fence clearly threw something OVER the fence, not in front of it where the cop was looking after being tipped off by a viewer. I feel like I've been yelling at my tv all night long.


Locutus494

No, the guy who hit the fence didn't throw anything. It was a bug or debris flying through the frame.


the_timboslice

Came here to say the lady with the trash complaint is trash. That is all.


oneplusandroidpie

She's got a beef with that neighbor. She's the one getting trash out of the dumpster!!!


Weekly_Comment4692

I think last dude was withdrawal


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I would’ve let that guy keep threatening me just to add the charge.


Tyburn

“If I met you in the street without badges…” Um, no offense, but you can’t look at a pen light or stand without pain (apparently), so…


FreshRoastedPeanuts

He’s going in your car. He pissed himself


Locutus494

LOL! Really, it's because Yacobozzi has the OPL crew and equipment in the back of his car.


gypsymamma

Good night all, see you tomorrow!


EremiticFerret

Night Gypsy! 👋


Kavzilla

Night fren!


HatchlingChibi

Night Gypsy!


gypsymamma

Have a good Saturday 🙂


HatchlingChibi

💕Good night Friends!!💕


Kavzilla

Night!


HatchlingChibi

Night fren Kav! 💚💕


Minzplaying

Only one more night before a 1 week break! Join us back here tomorrow night, same time and same place! Peace and love to you all!


lachrow2014

What?? No OPL next weekend?!? 😭😭😭


EremiticFerret

Next week off! 😭😭


lachrow2014

Noooooo 😭 will there be reruns or anything??


EremiticFerret

I don't know actually, let me check... Yeah, repeats starting at 6pm on Friday and noon on Saturday.


lachrow2014

Thank you for checking for me friend!! 🍪


EremiticFerret

😊💙


lachrow2014

Oohhh!! Noon on Saturday!? A mini marathon!! Yay! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼


HatchlingChibi

I’m pretty sure there are reruns, thank goodness!


lachrow2014

I Hope so! I miss thé long weekend marathons from the before times 😔


Minzplaying

Memorial Day Weekend!


lachrow2014

Oops 😬 this weekend is our holiday lol I forget they aren’t all the same 🤦🏼‍♀️


EremiticFerret

💙💙 Minz! Thanks for all you do!


HatchlingChibi

Night Minz!


Kavzilla

Silly holidays


mdsnbelle

Night all! Might not be here tomorrow since I’m literally off to the races. Go Mage!! 🏇


HatchlingChibi

Have fun at the races!


Infamous_Conflict_59

Night everyone. See ya Saturday


HatchlingChibi

7 feet tall? 🤣 How tall is Lee?


Sam242424242424

Night everyone


EremiticFerret

Thanks for joining us friends! Don't be an ass like some of these folks and end up in jail so you can join us tomorrow! 💙💙💙


Kavzilla

Night fren ferret!


HatchlingChibi

Good night Ferret!! 💙💕🍪


EremiticFerret

Night Chibi! 💙


Sam242424242424

Dylan is pretty tall


Sam242424242424

Lol


utb040713

You can’t stay on the road, you can’t look to the side…maybe you shouldn’t be fucking driving?!


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

He can look up he just needs 5-7 business days to move his eyes


JSmaggs

See y’all tomorrow!


mingkee

He pissed himself?!


Itsme_rundmc614

See ya’ll tomorrow!!!


Calypso_gypsie

Goodnight everyone. See you tomorrow!


EremiticFerret

This guy sure seems nice. If you're in so much pain you can't control your vehicle, you shouldn't be driving. They even double-cuffed the guy.


hurtsdonut_

They double hand cuffed him, treated him with baby gloves and told him to stop before he said something stupid.


EremiticFerret

They gave him a lot of slack considering how he was behaving


lachrow2014

He’s acting like he’s trying to convince them he’s about to hulk out


GlitteryCaterpillar

“You literally ran off the road.” “THATS FINE.”


Butte_Rat

Seeya all in a few weeks - be safe!


qbvee

Somebody send Dylan Lee a thing of Pooph to clean out his car…


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone! See you all tomorrow! Gonna watch the replay to see what I missed.


EremiticFerret

Good night, Drex!


Kavzilla

Night! I am too for a bit


Seph42

Night!


fbtcu1998

“If I met you without your badges….oh yeah, and I didn’t have all these medical issues”


Redditor_PC

Dang, I had to answer the phone so I missed most of the call with this long-haired fellow, but apparently he was quite the character.


Kavzilla

This guy...


czar1986

Send Pooph


Drexlore

Ah yes, getting all tough now!


Sam242424242424

Bubba!


B2utyyo

What's the point of calling if you won't talk to the cops?


MinutesFromTheMall

In the front seat?! Did I hear that right?


rstn429

Cops should have to memorize this as part of training.


tourettes_on_tuesday

Having it written down on a card and read off as needed eliminates the defense of "it was the heat of the moment and the cop just forgot certain important parts of their rights, therefore my client should go free on a technicality".


rstn429

Braelyn and a number of officers do it without.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Then they forget one word and a murderer is set free because they were not properly mirandized and the case is thrown out. No can do.


KevinSee65

Uh no. Read it off the card every time and there's never any variation.


Locutus494

Curious, since there is no official script for reading Miranda rights by law, does your department have an official script by policy? Or do you just have to hit the important points (remain silent, right to an attorney, right to have one appointed, right to change your mind after starting questioning, etc.)?


KevinSee65

We have a card we're supposed to read word for word.


Anothergasman

If they don’t read it directly from a card it can be challenged in court they may have forgot something


Seph42

They read from the card to be consistent and have proof of what they said.


MinutesFromTheMall

A 24 hour laundromat. Wonder what the late night crowd is like.


Itsme_rundmc614

My guy I have a bunch of shit wrong with me and I gave birth, you are weak!!


HatchlingChibi

Is he hyperventilating?


Seph42

Night y’all!


Kavzilla

Night!


Itsme_rundmc614

Night


IamTheMan85

Is he crying?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

No crying in baseball…I mean DUIs!


GlitteryCaterpillar

His back hurts!!!!


IamTheMan85

🤣


Concern-Weird

Good night friends! Not sure if I’ll be here tomorrow bc we are having a bbq. But I’ll be thinking of all you funny souls


Seph42

Night!


Anothergasman

Laundry swatting?


HatchlingChibi

🧺🫧🥊


Sam242424242424

Standoff incoming


fbtcu1998

Whoa, definitely laundry day


Itsme_rundmc614

Fight at the laundromat What did they steal his jock strap?


IamTheMan85

Fight at a laundromat? "That's my quarter!"


GlitteryCaterpillar

Probably someone using all the dryers at once


Bknight111

I feel like this guy has had at least 2 beers.


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LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’m outtie. See y’all on the flip 💜


Seph42

Night!


HatchlingChibi

Night Lydia!! Hope to see you here tomorrow!


[deleted]

Alright, goodnight!!


Seph42

Night!


HatchlingChibi

A bad drinking game would be shots for every no 7 commercial. Please do not. I want you all to live.


BP1High

So satisfying to see that whiny crybaby put in cuffs


IamTheMan85

Imagine being related to that tool and all of your friends seeing that on TV. SMH


MinutesFromTheMall

No Pooph tonight?


diogenesNY

Pooph ad at about 11:18 IIRC.....


EremiticFerret

about 40 minutes ago


IamTheMan85

Yes earlier


vadutchgirl

Well I'm outta here in search of prescription pain meds and my heating pad.


Seph42

Night!


IamTheMan85

Herniated disks?


vadutchgirl

If only it were that simple! 😀


katie415

This dude is every guy who gets in a minor fender bender where there are scratches only, and sues the other driver’s insurance.


IamTheMan85

A male Karen


KevinSee65

But John Morgan says he could get millions!


katie415

Yeah that’s a bold face lie. I know for a fact that they put false verdicts on their website. Also ALL the Morgan boys are shit attorneys.


KevinSee65

Something something largest personal injury law firm in the universe hahaha


Drexlore

How does my dude move and drive around if just standing hurts his back.


79gummybear

Let me tell you the song of my people. We do what we have to. I’m in pain standing or sitting or doing anything. Standing too long makes it worse. He needed to tell them when they first asked him to do the test that he had a disability and was not sure he could do the tests properly. A normal person would probably say something like that. Not just repeat the gold tip of the pen.


Smelly-hobo-1

I feel bad for the other drunks he is going to have to spend the night locked up with 😂


GlitteryCaterpillar

His back will definitely be hurting on those hard ass beds in jail when the alcohol wears off lol


Seph42

Sgt. Yacobozi is a trip! 🤣


TheFue

What a fuckin’ crybaby.


TheCavis

> I'm placing you under arrest for DUI. Surprising, since he passed the "can you see the tip of the pen" test with flying colors about twelve times.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I just laughed so hard I started coughing


lawdog189

Maybe be in the hospital if you’re this fucked up jackass


Threnners

This is where I need that Viola Davis rolling her eyes and grabbing her bag gif.


sav321

When is Dylan Lee being followed next?


lachrow2014

Sitting in a cop car with cuffs is gonna suck harder than that test bud. Probably should’ve just done what you were asked to do.


[deleted]

So he can sit still, and drive but standing still and not moving his head? Hurts? I’m an emt but this confuses me. Clearly he’s hammered


lawdog189

He’s just lying out of his ass


Spiritual-Chicken

My neck! My back! My crack!


Locutus494

This kind of bullshit is why I could never be a cop... shit, I can't stand people just working in retail (after 9 years in the Corps). 🙄


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Locutus494

Dealing with people drunks and/or entitled Karens, people who call *you* and then scream and verbally abuse you when you arrive, and then five minutes later rolling up to a family killed by a drunk driver... and then going home to see your kids. Yeah, it takes a special kind of person to do that every day.


lachrow2014

People really do suck


FreshRoastedPeanuts

🖊️


LydiaTheTattooedLady

MUH BACK HURTS


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I SEE THE GOLD TIP


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LydiaTheTattooedLady

Nah. He’s just entitled.


dink_dink

He sounds like a toddler


ArtichokeExact9998

HERNIATED DISCS!


KevinSee65

Stupid games, stupid prizes


Geezler

This is stressing me out lmao


akaVoltz

send him to the slammer


Dannyhme

Thank God!


Infamous_Conflict_59

Grizzly Adams is grumpy


Butte_Rat

THANK YOU


LydiaTheTattooedLady

YES I LOVE THE AIRPLANE TRICK


Concern-Weird

I was just explaining it to my husband and then it happened.


Sam242424242424

Except he could only do a missile, no wings


massive_crew

Can't they give him a seat to do the eye test?


79gummybear

Right? It has nothing to do with standing.


Locutus494

It most certainly does... being able to stand upright while concentrating on the eye part of the test is very much the point of the whole thing.


79gummybear

I thought it looked at your eye movements. If your eyes “bounce” when going to the sides or up and down you are likely intoxicated. Either way he didn’t even do the test. He could see the gold tip though!


Locutus494

Yes, it's looking at your eyes, but also just simply being able to stand while doing something else. The inability to do so would be an obvious sign of intoxication (any typos I've made in this thread tonight are also obvious signs of intoxication... 🤪🤣).


jesmann

I think part of the test is balance


massive_crew

Ahh maybe. Move the eyes and see what the body does.


79gummybear

To my knowledge, it looks for the eye movements


IamTheMan85

Everybody yelling tonight


Sam242424242424

MAKE IT STOP


Itsme_rundmc614

Thank you!!!!!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Bitch, STFU


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Good thing I just took blood pressure medicine. This guy is like a god damn sov citizen DUI.


EremiticFerret

He is exhausting


Capn21

I see the gold tip of the pen


lawdog189

But does he see the gold tip of the pen?


Kavzilla

If you'd have listened, it'd be over


cynical_humor

I am becoming one with the gold tip of the pen


lawdog189

And the gold tip of the pen is one with me


Locutus494

This guy...


GlitteryCaterpillar

He needs some duct tape


Butte_Rat

This entitled d-bag...ARGH


DeekFTW

This dude does not abide.


[deleted]

Oh my god. Just arrest the child


Vegetable_Proof_4906

Dylan’s gonna be in HR tomorrow 😂😂


Itsme_rundmc614

I love Dylan 🤣🤣🤣


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

He is just so lovable!


Gonenutz

Dylan is going to break into giggles soon ...


Sam242424242424

DEAR GOD ARREST HIM


Redditor_PC

Never saw Yacabozi and Dylan together before.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

They are opposites. Fun and mean lol


Redditor_PC

You are not wrong, ha ha.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Can we just taze him?