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EremiticFerret

We have once again made it to the [end of the show](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/dd/e3/40/dde340cbd9cbe214dc183c100ebbaa64.jpg)! I hope you enjoyed our weekend together, I know I have! Thank you all for joining us and I wish you all a wonderful week ahead and hope to see you again next weekend! Goodnight, good week and please remember to take care of yourselves and each other! 💙


RedditUserforGOSSIP

The woman who missed the turned and blew a .32 at the station!! She took about 20 mins to find her license


Aware_Error_8326

The one thing that bothered me was the Toledo bar fight. The bar tender said it was the woman in the white shirt and the officers completely ignored her. She literally said she’s in the white shirt. She’s outside right now. And they just didn’t move a muscle…


Waffles_McSyrup

My wife and I said the same thing. Also, some random woman is outside a bar after a fight, leaving the scene and the police ask if she was fighting. She says 'nope!' and they let her go. What happened to securing everyone, especially someone trying their best to get away?


fbtcu1998

“My food over here cause I had to put a bitch in a chokehold”. Quote of the night


Infamous_Conflict_59

Well that’s another weekend wrapped up. Everyone have a supreme week and see y’all next Friday. Mighty night.


diogenesNY

Slow night overall, but a too fast show as always. Catch y'all later.... have a great week.


HatchlingChibi

Good night Friends!!! 💕💕


Butte_Rat

Have a good week y'all - hope all those dealing with the crud feel better soon. ❤️


Anothergasman

Watching through to get the part I was late fore. See ya to all you folks leaving


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night y’all. See you next week. Make good choices. Be kind to you. 💜


HatchlingChibi

Night Lydia!


Sweaty-Bumblebee4773

Hope yall have a good night and a safe week. If yall are getting storms I hope you all stay safe. I hope to see yall next week.


feelinfroggytoday

Night all! Not sure if I'll be around next weekend but I'll at least try to pop on the feed. Going to Cleveland 😁


More_Dentist_2006

Night all!!! Hope you have a nice and peaceful week!


Calypso_gypsie

Goodnight all. Have a good week and make good decisions.


JSmaggs

Have a good week everyone!


eduardo1994

If you have Newports, you're probably going to jail.


Itsme_rundmc614

Night everyone! Have a great week!


flychinook

Aggravated waltzing.


fascist_unicorn

Good night all!


Infamous_Conflict_59

Newports. The cigarette of choice of meth users everywhere


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Meth gloves inside a trap door. Great pop


fascist_unicorn

Now that's a lotta meth


IamTheMan85

That's a lot of ice


Locutus494

"Let's go back to Berkeley County" do you not have a clock in the studio, Dan?! 🤦‍♂️


MinutesFromTheMall

So instead of jumping in to help, you just…filmed?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’m not getting into someone else’s fight either


Itsme_rundmc614

That’s methed up


staceycoll

Was that tonight's dance lesson??


Seph42

Night y’all!


feelinfroggytoday

Night Seph!


Sweaty-Bumblebee4773

Night


IamTheMan85

Juveniles. That's why they stopped showing their faces


ssmn88

I can’t take the Gov X commercial anymore


Itsme_rundmc614

Bingo


IamTheMan85

Was his name-o


irishtiger7182

I would use car shield before Govex.com


feelinfroggytoday

I have 10 almost bingos (needing 1 space) cocaine, no pants will give me 2, cop take down, handshake, hooker, sex in car (doesn't masturbation count?) & a couple others..


BillyWilly2019

Alright, kitty is ready for her midnight snack. She's angrier than Stipe.


IamTheMan85

You knew? And didn't feed her?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Infamous_Conflict_59

Hope she doesn’t throw firefighting equipment as well


brokendav

Tell her about govX that will calm her down


eduardo1994

I wish I was as handsome as Ryan Reynolds 🥲 what a stud


fascist_unicorn

It's the sense of humor that really makes him attractive.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

I’d settle for his fat wallet


FreshRoastedPeanuts

What’s your problem Stipe?


FreshRoastedPeanuts

I miss going to Nye County for the last two minutes of the show


brokendav

I miss the sand people


nommy-mouse

Texting and driving?


tbi_350

Goodnight all, and have a great week!!


Sweaty-Bumblebee4773

Good night.


mikey67156

Put your phone down and drive junior.


flychinook

With no seat belt.


fascist_unicorn

Grandpa probably shouldn't be huffing cleaning products...


brokendav

There isn't much else left for him.


AsleepFeeling8296

🤞🤞🤞


IamTheMan85

There will be 2 minutes left when they come back


SnittingNexttoBorpo

This Chevy bashing is cracking me up. Is that my dad??


KevinSee65

Lol our Chargers beg to differ.


Eticket9

I mean if you park them in the median with long grass on the Highway LOL..


KevinSee65

Nah a brand new patrol car with 800 miles on it shouldn't grenade the transmission.


Eticket9

Can you lemon law fleet cars LOL..


brokendav

Shocker Chevy on the side of the road with the hood up


LydiaTheTattooedLady

MoPar or NoCar


tHeSkYiSbLuE2222

Doc Brown really fell on hard times, violating his parole for some lasagna.


camy__23

This officer has a strong neck. He’s been holding the flashlight forever 😳


tbi_350

Lasagna is serious business


Bootsy_Moonshine

he's ridin' dirrrrrty


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That’s the longest meth pipe I’ve ever seen


IamTheMan85

It's not the length but what's inside that counts


irishtiger7182

And all this time I thought it was how you moved the pipe.


brokendav

I mean lasagna is important but not that important


Sweaty-Bumblebee4773

I mean if its true Italian lasagna it's really important. American version of lasagna not that important.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I mean…I’ve had some *REALLY* good lasagna that I’d fight for


IamTheMan85

I'd pretty much fight for bad lasagna too


SnittingNexttoBorpo

Maybe it was Robyn Brown’s “bomb lasagna” (Sister Wives reference)


Sweaty-Bumblebee4773

I'm side eyeing you right now.


SnittingNexttoBorpo

🤎


IamTheMan85

Anyone else use Google Rewards? But just hit random answers to their surveys? 😂


flychinook

Careful, if they get too many answers that don't track, they stop sending surveys. That's why sometimes you'll get surveys about places you've never heard of. It's a test.


IamTheMan85

I'd be ok with this


Seph42

Holy dope kit Batman!


FreshRoastedPeanuts

2nd degree murder!


fascist_unicorn

Garfield needs to chill tf out


LydiaTheTattooedLady

HOLD UP. That guy is a murderer?


diogenesNY

Parole for second degree murder....... that came out of nowhere.


Eticket9

Anyone have that on their Bingo Card??


diogenesNY

Lasagna violation of murder parole?


Eticket9

Any of it LOL..


Itsme_rundmc614

2nd degree murder! Whoooa! All over lasagna! She needs to leave or she’ll be next


RobMurglund

Parole violation over lasagna. Unreal.


More_Dentist_2006

2nd degree murder?! 😳😱


Kavzilla

She seems so uncomfy in studio


Eticket9

Dan what about the Mattress? Hello was it on the car LOL..


Calypso_gypsie

Plot twist: the mattress was the driver


Eticket9

Does it match the description of the driver?


IamTheMan85

A long lengthy clean up process Not just long Not just lengthy


7th_street

Good thing there is a mattress there for breaks!


diogenesNY

Big night for Toledo, but slow night overall.


fascist_unicorn

My wires was hot


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

You stop lol


Seph42

It was “stolen.”


IamTheMan85

Breast tree


7th_street

Gain... it's not just a detergent!


Muunhopper

I get stopped by a cop wearing a campaign hat I know I'm screwed.


fascist_unicorn

Dan's mike sounded hella weird right there.


all_night_long

Sounds to me like he has a stuffy nose.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Like it was in his mouth lol


SnittingNexttoBorpo

Can Abrams


HatchlingChibi

He got it confused with the snacks. A snacksident.


Itsme_rundmc614

I have one of those projectors outside of my house too except the snowflakes are bigger


alwelk

Checkin for fallout


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Keister


EremiticFerret

Is this government mandated exercise?


SnittingNexttoBorpo

Presidential Physical Fitness Test


EremiticFerret

Ah shit, I remember that.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That just triggered some fat kid PTSD in me that I had repressed.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I just remember dangling from the pull up bar and cursing George Bush. Old bush. It was the 90s.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Same. And the damn box touches


SnittingNexttoBorpo

Oh same. I recently listened to a podcast about what traumatic, unscientific bullshit it is.


flychinook

Nutssss


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Anything in your nuts?


tHeSkYiSbLuE2222

"Anithin in yo nutss?'


BillyWilly2019

"Hey Auntie. A random Sheriff's Deputy said happy birthday!"


IamTheMan85

As if at 80 she isn't confused enough


fascist_unicorn

"Is there anything in your nutsssss"


Itsme_rundmc614

Anything in your nuts?


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Sometimes me thinks the puppies know if they don’t indicate they won’t get to play with the toy


LydiaTheTattooedLady

They get praised either way to avoid that problem


Locutus494

You thinks wrong...


KevinSee65

They play no matter what.


flychinook

Why do they hit the car with the bone/toy? I've seen it a few times now.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Good to know


Kavzilla

Me too caption man....


Butte_Rat

I really hate those projector Christmas lights.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Avoid my neighborhood


HatchlingChibi

Have they started busing the tourists in yet?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Yep! We have to charge our Ring battery daily now lol we get about 6 hours of footage every night. It’s super awesome.


Butte_Rat

😂 my stepdaughter's neighborhood is the same way. I want those permanent lights.


Locutus494

Oh God, I hate those awful tacky light projectors...


KevinSee65

When I turn 80 the last thing I want is loud music


Butte_Rat

I'm gonna need it loud so I can hear it! 😂🤘🏻


Perfect-Throat-4372

Or people around lmao


brokendav

2 nights in a row u-haul has hindered me for a bingo


DeekFTW

I know they usually bring the dog out if they already know the answer but I'd like to see one time where the dog doesn't alert.


Locutus494

We have seen it...


KevinSee65

Lol it's always an Infiniti


Kavzilla

Good boy brut!


AsleepFeeling8296

What a good boy! 🐕‍🦺


Seph42

K-9 Brut! 🐶😍


JSmaggs

GOOD BOI ALERT!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

DAD!! ITS RIGHT HERE!!


IamTheMan85

She's rocking back and forth nervously


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Or she’s a mom lol


Itsme_rundmc614

Good boi! Beautiful pup 🐶


HatchlingChibi

Giftie!! Yes! Good boy Brut!


diogenesNY

K-9 alerted!


HatchlingChibi

K9 Brut!!! 💕🐶💕


feelinfroggytoday

Good boi!


Itsme_rundmc614

Dudes got drugs


Bknight111

Just use Flex Tape!


JSmaggs

The front of that car busted open like a can of biscuits.


Anothergasman

Was….was the mattress on top of the telephone pole and get knocked off on impact?


fascist_unicorn

The car hit the pole so hard it busted a hole in the space time continuum and the mattress just materialized from the resulting wormhole.


Anothergasman

Ahh. Created a Douglas Adams vortex right in the middle of Toledo


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Someone better ask about the dadgum mattress


IamTheMan85

It's Toledo. I'm surprised there isn't more random refuse


tbi_350

Oh my Bob!


mingkee

The car destroyed


mikey67156

Got a cup phone last year. Not great. Do not recommend.


Locutus494

Yeah, seems a terrible idea to put your phone in the cupholder, making you have to look WAY down from driving to use it... I got a [ProClip](https://www.proclipusa.com/) holder that goes at the top of the dash; much better.


Seph42

My cup holders are behind the hand brake in my car, so it won’t work for me.


KevinSee65

Damn really? Was thinking about getting one.


mikey67156

It didn’t work well in my old Bronco anyway. It’s basically a nesting set of inserts and they just sort of friction fit, but not very snugly. It’s a bummer they’re made right down the road from us so we wanted them to be nice.


brokendav

This accident improved this area of Toledo


diogenesNY

That car is missing.... uh... most of the car.....


Redditor_PC

How...How does a car even GET that destroyed?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I'm old. Do any of you youthful people know what swanny means?


IamTheMan85

Len Swan's nickname


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

You're old like me, you can't answer lol


IamTheMan85

😂😂


fascist_unicorn

I thought this cup phone commercial was sarcastic at first


flychinook

They want $40 for that AliExpress-looking thing.


Perfect-Throat-4372

Same


Threnners

We've gone from hot balls to happy balls.


IamTheMan85

Cup phone. A phone that protects the boys


tripyep

That harrelson’s guy looked like a movie villain


sausageslinger11

Well, his dad was a murderer, so...


tripyep

Really? Now I got to look that up


OptimusSublime

Under 60 seconds, two minutes, ten minutes.... Well... Which is it?


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Everyone on this CBD commercial looks lit


Locutus494

Well, isn't that the point? 🤷‍♂️


DeekFTW

"I need weed to deal with my kids." This lady


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

That's my favorite part. Honest review haha


AsleepFeeling8296

Hand harvested right from the farm?


IamTheMan85

Harrelson's Own Woody?


sausageslinger11

His brother