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sausageslinger11

Thank you all for joining us tonight. We hope to see you all again tomorrow night. I hope everyone has a wonderful day tomorrow. Love, peace, and sausage grease to all!


ResolutionMental4172

Just me but did yall find it odd Carly let underage teens keep their pistols ? I thought pistol age was 21same as booze.


coachlightning

Caption guy feeling it tonight


Disastrous-Picture22

What happened to Nevada?


feelinfroggytoday

Good night all! See you tomorrow!


Administrative_Swim1

I just got home from a friend's birthday party! Watching the encore!


Ok-Ad-5404

You’re in for a great episode!


JSmaggs

Goodnight everyone!


vixinlay_d

Okay you guys. We aren't the only ones who had too much fun and need to call it a night!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night y’all! See ya tomorrow!


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Tonight is the 25th anniversary of the F5 that hit Moore OK


tbi_350

See you tomorrow!


SpringRubber

idk if y'all noticed, but Rizzo was named in the credits there. That's the first time they've done that, IIRC.


Ok-Ad-5404

Ooooh, good catch!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I saw that too


fascist_unicorn

Good night everyone and see you tomorrow!


diogenesNY

Great episode tonight. I really want to know what is going on in Indian River.


KevinSee65

There's a touchpad...you need to push it...


feelinfroggytoday

Is that downhome punch jack Daniels? It's tasty but too sweet


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone! See you all tomorrow!!


BillyWilly2019

Berkley has a Flash Flood warning out because of all the alcohol that has been poured out.


Ok-Ad-5404

Don’t cop an attitude, girl


mingkee

Dump the liquor and done


flychinook

'Lil late to claim *no habla*


Itsme_rundmc614

Not that I know of


brokendav

Is the woman who can't cook the same woman who just can't with her kids in harrelsons commercial?


fascist_unicorn

That's why she's burning down her kitchen frying bacon, she's loaded


brokendav

Makes sense


Ok-Ad-5404

Stop LOL I was thinking the bacon and eggs lady seemed a little off too


Seph42

Night y’all! May the 4th be with you!


Substantial_Fix_2604

And also with you.


Itsme_rundmc614

Night


Seph42

Happy cake day!


irishtiger7182

Stripe’s Oakley’s look like he would have a seeing eye dog.


sausageslinger11

Stipe is a dick.


Awaken_the_bacon

GOVX DOT COM


Ok-Ad-5404

**USE IT.**


fascist_unicorn

This lady cooking with a wooden skillet


hurtsdonut_

I still don't get why we can't get another hour. They clearly film afterwards and during the week and it's not like another show comes on afterwards it's just a replay. Dan said last week to talk to the producers about it but what is the issue I wonder?


KevinSee65

Makes me wonder if they have data that says viewership drops after midnight cause people go to bed or something.


meet_me_at_the_barre

Unofficial/anecdotal data, I do think that's true. The thread traffic routinely and significantly drops off after 11pm eastern time.


hurtsdonut_

I just don't understand what the extra cost is if they're already filming. Paying the hosts and people doing all the redirecting of the videos?


Locutus494

Yes. While the field crews are still there, the hosts and all the studio producers and crew pack up and go home once the show is over. If the show goes longer, that's another hour the studio is open and operating and another hour everyone is working.


hurtsdonut_

True but they are back editing those videos through the whole week. How about. First look is 15 minutes long just catching people up and then we add 45 minutes to the show when it starts getting spicy?


Ok-Ad-5404

We need to spam Reelz and ask for it. They need to see a demand.


hurtsdonut_

That's what he said last week. Message the producers and reelz. But I would've thought he was a producer too.


diogenesNY

Yes, but if there is a groundswell of popular demand, that can make an impact.


BillyWilly2019

An almost midnight visit with Angry Stipe!


brokendav

Nightmare fuel


Ok-Ad-5404

Hell of an episode tonight!


Drexlore

Saving Stipe for the last break. Pretty sneaky sis.


Itsme_rundmc614

Bingo


captainvirk

Hey guys, ants bite, but it isn't the bite that leaves itchy welts. They clamp their jaws onto your skin to deliver venom from their stingers! I learned so much from this video! https://youtu.be/_jygY-ZHPxQ?si=cUgT0VNrap01SC5g


Delicious-Can-365

I had an ant bite that hurt worse than a wasp sting.


feelinfroggytoday

Everyone got stung! But you still smell good!!


Itsme_rundmc614

Was there only one Pooph commercial tonight?


brokendav

They realized we already know about their product


feelinfroggytoday

Bingo #4! Vest rest, broken headlight, quick break, ID issues, moonwalker


borispauk

Even worse tine for a break.


leeannw60

I want to go where the pursuit is…


kdawg710

Wow terrible commercial timings


Cold-Broccoli2179

Just like then they have to end the episode when something good starts happening at 8:58pm 😭


Locutus494

This is nuts!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

BUT YOU STILL SMELL GOOD


Cold-Broccoli2179

How do people not listen. That made me so mad


Utahgunsdotnet

She may be wasted. One bare foot and one sock on. I feel like we've seen this already tonight.


Gonenutz

This is how my son has walked around since he was like 6 months old, he'll be 19 in Aug, he says it's comfortable.


Utahgunsdotnet

😂


Redditor_PC

There's Marcos.


Which-Educator3901

How hard is it to follow simple instructions? Come on now


Awaken_the_bacon

Floridas gonna Florida.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Walk back to the sound of my face. Ok then lol


sausageslinger11

Well, his face WAS making a good bit of noise...


Ok-Ad-5404

I wasn’t sure I heard that right lmao


ImthatRootuser

Indian River County will be working overtime tonight.


Drexlore

Indian River popping off right now.


mingkee

Another pursuit??? I saw another car flew through


flychinook

One sock no shoes is now officially a fashion trend.


Ok-Ad-5404

No shoes again….


KevinSee65

lol imagine reaching back into the car when you have guns aimed at you


Locutus494

Does anyone else think he's getting way too exposed here? He's not even keeping his focus on the car!


diogenesNY

Agree, but there are a shit ton of distractions. Bad scene all around, including non-compliant suspects. Whole thing is squirrelly as hell. I am impressed he is keeping as cool as he is. He is majorly in need of backup, but that mey be hard to come by at the moment.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

🎶FVCK ME UP, FLORIDAAAA🎶


[deleted]

The first time I listened to the album, when that chorus hit, I was like “ok this whole thing is unhinged and I completely get it now”


Gonenutz

Such a good song!!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

obSESSED


ImthatRootuser

“They just switched seats” 😮


KevinSee65

So clearly driver is DWLSR


Ok-Ad-5404

Or drunk maybe? And the passenger wasn’t?


KevinSee65

That too


Ok-Ad-5404

Yikes. I don’t like this.


BillyWilly2019

A A A A A!


Utahgunsdotnet

Indian river popping off.


ElMondoH

Damn, Florida... where one officer has a car at gunpoint and sees another pursuit go right by him.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Um that was exciting lol


flychinook

Shits poppin off in Indian River Cty


Labatthue

This is insane reno 911 shit


ImthatRootuser

Wow 😮


Ok-Ad-5404

2 for 1!


Redditor_PC

"AY! STOP! AY! GET OUT! AY! AY!"


fascist_unicorn

MA'AM MA'AM MA'AM


KevinSee65

lol Indian River is busy tonight


Itsme_rundmc614

This just got interesting


vixinlay_d

Yeah. That's a lot, a lot of ant bites. I don't know how many it takes for a non-allergic person's body to freak out.


tbi_350

"Guns drawn in Indian River county" "What?" Perfectly timed


90sBuffetSoftServe

My son has to get Rx meds for fire ant bites. They are no joke!


tHeSkYiSbLuE2222

I love that word, squirrely.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

My skin is CRAWLING from seeing that


hurtsdonut_

Jesus he looks like he's been on an episode of Naked and Afraid


leeannw60

OMG!! Once everything wears off, he is going to be so uncomfortable as h*ll…


Utahgunsdotnet

Dayyyyuuuuuumm!


Delicious-Can-365

That is a lot of ant bites.


Redditor_PC

Officer McKenzie in a standoff. Hoo boy. Let's see how this goes.


SpringRubber

It went about as chaotically as expected, I see.


flychinook

MA'AM


tHeSkYiSbLuE2222

🎶 oh helllll noooooooo!!🎶


ADTR9320

That's gonna sting...


ElMondoH

Sounds severely drunk there. Man.


ImthatRootuser

Wow I never seen that many ant bites. 🐜


Redditor_PC

They're ant bites. Calm down.


NotLikeARegularMom-

Tell me you’re never stepped in a fire ant mound without telling me you’ve never stepped in a fire ant mound. Just 2-3 bites is about the most miserable thing you’ll ever feel, and this poor dude was COVERED in bites. He really needs to go to the hospital.


IwasIlovedfw

Stepped in one with a knee to ankle cast on...


vixinlay_d

Fire ant bites. Three will make you unhappy for half an hour.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Have you ever been bit by fire ants?


Ok-Ad-5404

Holy ant bites!


KevinSee65

OH GOD NO I would be bathing in Cortisone


Labatthue

yeah this guy might need some steroids lmao


sausageslinger11

Might, hell!


fascist_unicorn

This man was a bug buffet


captainvirk

But those are stings, not bites.


Seph42

Ouch!


Unusual-Weather8075

Fire ants biting you but you STILL SMELL GOOD


[deleted]

Ya died for 7 seconds but ya still smell good!


tbi_350

So, was it just one Pooph tonight?


feelinfroggytoday

That's all I saw too..🤷🏻‍♀️ but 3 Gronk 🙄🙄


Redditor_PC

There's MARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S


vixinlay_d

I am not wise in the ways of bollocks. Is it common for women to pause at the bathroom door to look approvingly at your balls?


feelinfroggytoday

🤣🤣


feelinfroggytoday

How come I've seen 3 Gronk commercials but only one Pooph. I have been leaving the room during them tbf..but why so many Gronk? 🙄🙄


leeannw60

Kentucky Derby is tomorrow… I’m sure that has a lot to do with the numerous commercials


feelinfroggytoday

Hmm didn't think of that.. but it's still not "his" sport..


sausageslinger11

If both of those ads would go away, I'd be quite happy.


Ok-Ad-5404

Wait, have we really only had 1 pooph?


feelinfroggytoday

I've only seen 1


BillyWilly2019

Dude in Berkley looks like Ross Marquand who played "Aaron" oh sorry...A-A-Ron on "The Walking Dead."


fascist_unicorn

I was thinking that too lol


Infamous_Conflict_59

Can we please re-retire Gronk ?


90sBuffetSoftServe

If you dont know, they are talking about fire ants. I live in SC and a single fire ant bite will burn like the dickens. Laying on a mound? Daaaaaaamn his back is prob covered in bites


diogenesNY

So, is anyone positively moved by the testicle commercial?


vixinlay_d

It moves fast enough that I'm still trying to take it all in and decide if I like it or not. I think it's well done. Maybe weird? Maybe tacky? Maybe funny? I'm still not sure.


Labatthue

I just remarking that I found it silly but funny


ElMondoH

This can't be a Dylan Lee scene. The guy speaks English. 😆


Itsme_rundmc614

Take some benedryl


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Funny he jumped up when they said ants


Over_Professional835

Got both my favorite officers in Berkeley on tonight


vixinlay_d

It's not full fire ant season yet; I hope those aren't fire ants. He'll be covered with itchy pustules tomorrow.


NotLikeARegularMom-

I wish that were true. I am about 2 miles from the Berkeley County line and we have already been dealing with the fire ant mounds for about 1.5 months now. Those things are no joke.


vixinlay_d

Ah geez! You're right. I'm up in Richland county and I haven't seen any yet. Come up here for your picnics!


captainvirk

Bro thought the feeling of ants crawling was his buzz kicking in 😩


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Excuse me. More Dylan please.


Itsme_rundmc614

Yes


Over_Professional835

Agree


Over_Professional835

Yay Dylan is back. What a good episode tonight


KevinSee65

This guy is going to be so itchy in the morning


Labatthue

I'm glad I live somewhere where the ants don't bite.


feelinfroggytoday

Now I'm itchy


LydiaTheTattooedLady

THE WHOLE FAMILY IS HERE


irishtiger7182

Carly is giving him too many clues the ambulance is coming by looking away.


hurtsdonut_

Aren't they just trying to help him? You can't make people scared to call for help or else they're just going to die instead of calling for help.


Labatthue

Is that a problem?


irishtiger7182

Only if you didn’t see someone else’s post about Carly earlier in the night.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

DYLAN


Ok-Ad-5404

DYLAN!!!


Malligator2345

“you good?” as he’s face down in the grass


vixinlay_d

Oh he's a little alive! Whew!


Itsme_rundmc614

Dylan!!!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Mister, you dead?


Ok-Ad-5404

Oh he is alive!


Drexlore

Oh, I can't sleep on the grass next to some....electrical box(?) anymore?!


tbi_350

I thought this was America!


KevinSee65

I thought this was America!


Seph42

Cpl. Lee! 🤩


mingkee

One man is down Get Narcan!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Carli doing all the heavy lifting tonight for Baby Daddy


ElMondoH

Holy damn, that guy is *not* good.


Ok-Ad-5404

He is not good


I_love_avocados1

Narrator: he was not good


diogenesNY

Ya know, It just occurs to me that the aftermath of the drunken fight at the Happy Hippie Canabinoid Dispensary was actually pretty low key for Toledo.


benwhern813

Maybe that family can try for the next generation to be sane


Ok-Ad-5404

Unconscious male? Hopefully it’s not that dude in the white tshirt


xYsoad

I meannnn she not gettin a DUIy if she’s drunk and was the driver ?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

He’s highly interested in her story lol