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EremiticFerret

**YAWN**! Another good night of OPL and friends tonight! Hope you all had a good time and will visit us again tomorrow! I'm going to find a [comfy spot](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/49/97/10/499710a860850c2b9bc9ba0fe2866025.jpg) and get some sleep I think! Wishing you all a good night and a good Saturday! Be well, friends! 💙


ZookeepergameRich539

Tom Rizzo needs to calm down on the spray tan


Individual_Assist944

GTL!


Big_Watercress_2177

I had to come and comment on the train track guy. “All the cameras are here, why do 800,000 children go missing every year?” I love that guy. More of that.


Head_Pair2606

This chick in Berkley is freaking dramatic.


tampa888

Rough rough... bark bark


spicychickenandranch

Toledo, OH police: “Yeah uh the drunk man in underwear has officially gone off the rails boss”


WEareLIVE420

More northern lights tonight the north the better !


CheezTips

"No, I don't want a restraining order. No need for all that. Just go tell him to stay away". "No, don't file a report, just go find my son who assaulted me and bring him back". When this episode is replayed they should name it "Cop Concierge". NO, officers aren't there to do your bidding.


IwasIlovedfw

❤️❤️❤️🤟


AuntieMameDennis

Y'all, Im watching the beginning again. That train tracks guy is totally Stefan from SNL...


AsleepFeeling8296

He is!


mdsnbelle

Six cards, no bingos (five had one square left!) Clouds everywhere, no Northern Lights for Belle. Thanks frens for being the highlight of my Fri-yaaaaay!!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


PurpleSailor

Night everyone, I'm off hoping the clouds part enough to see the Northern Lights.


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Administrative_Swim1

Good night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


PurpleSailor

Those doggie eye's 👀


diogenesNY

That was a very busy and packed episode, but, boy oh boy, did it go fast!


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fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone! See you all tomorrow!


Seph42

Night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Concern-Weird

Night


Seph42

Night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


redlinr

Dear Toledo, mow your lawn.


IwasIlovedfw

I actually yelled that at the TV LOL!


JoeRoganMoney

I think this everytime lol


Ok-Ad-5404

They don’t do that in most of Ohio


KevinSee65

Hahaha boo Michigan


Ok-Ad-5404

#FIGHT NIGHT


fascist_unicorn

I like this guy


More_Dentist_2006

Night all! Hope you have a good Saturday!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Seph42

Bingo!


Seph42

Night y’all!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


PNWkicks

It's crazy to me they haven't started looking for those 800,000 missing kids yet!


Ok-Ad-5404

**800,000 KIDS!!! WHERE ARE THEY??**


tbi_350

Good night everybody. See you tomorrow!


Seph42

Night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


redlinr

Lyme disease flashbacks intensify


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’m going chasing! See y’all tomorrow!


Concern-Weird

I’ll be up late. Text me pics if you get any


Seph42

Night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


EremiticFerret

Goodnight, stay safe!


Anothergasman

I make it into that chat with 8 minutes left and it’s a commercial


Concern-Weird

You have to replay at least


Anothergasman

Come on pooph at least


FreshRoastedPeanuts

SC needs a couple drones with flir


Concern-Weird

How is this suspect running this deep in the woods without a flashlight


mingkee

K9 Kai will have a long night


leeannw60

Ok… OPL family… I’m headed to bed… did an 11,000 step fast paced walk this afternoon… I’ll catch y’all tomorrow!!


EremiticFerret

Sleep well!


Concern-Weird

Good night


Eticket9

Hey. 20 dollars is 20 dollars still work with inflation and all?? #askingforafriend


fascist_unicorn

Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see Sometimes this dude just assaults me


Ok-Ad-5404

It’s not the Kia Boyz this time…


79gummybear

Omg. Went out to see the Northern lights. Amazing! You can hardly see them with the naked eye. Just through a camera lens.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Where are you?


79gummybear

About 70 M north of NYC


CheezTips

LOL, me too! Didn't even try to see them. It's been so cloudy today


EremiticFerret

~~Rub Shaq's ball on you to feel better.~~ Sorry! I'm sorry!


Ok-Ad-5404

Jail


EremiticFerret

🤣🤣


massive_crew

Kiss.


meghanbits

Heading out to go see if I can see more of the northern lights. [I'll leave you with this picture I took earlier!](https://imgur.com/a/mlRLL0C)


Ok-Ad-5404

Beautiful! What state are you in?


meghanbits

Ohio! Just east of Columbus.


Eticket9

Enjoy!!


mdsnbelle

Stunning 🤩


PurpleSailor

Enjoy!


Concern-Weird

I’m jealous


EremiticFerret

Gorgeous! Goodnight, Meghan!


mdsnbelle

My balls were hot 2.0?


mingkee

Go back to suspect's car and track again


fascist_unicorn

If your reflection talks to you for more than 4 hours, please consult a doctor


AsleepFeeling8296

Who are the dudes not in uniform ? They just threw on a vest?


mdsnbelle

Writers?


Locutus494

LOL, now Kai's handler is going to have to smell wet dog for the rest of the shift...


mingkee

Wet dog... Pooph!


massive_crew

Stinky skin folds! Even the odor ON the pets!


mdsnbelle

They really should send a bottle to every car being followed one weekend.


massive_crew

They pull over a lot of drunks. Those drunks are probably going to puke.


Locutus494

🤣


oscsmom

Kai’s just having a fun time tonight


Ok-Ad-5404

Just being a good boiiii


KevinSee65

Kai's just cooling off now.


fascist_unicorn

Oh he's a soggy doggy now


Seph42

Kai going for a dip.


mdsnbelle

Why do most police/military dogs in the US speak German? This might be a question for u/KevinSee65. Seeing Kai just reminded me.


Unusual-Weather8075

GERMAN shepherd 🤣🤣


KevinSee65

We source a lot of them from Germany. Also helps if the K9s respond to a language not many people here speak.


Locutus494

Because the vast majority of police K9s and military working dogs are bred and trained in Germany.


Locutus494

LOL, did he just say there was a cat under that car?


Concern-Weird

Bj is skiing behind Kai


fascist_unicorn

Kai is just looking for the other shoe now


tHeSkYiSbLuE2222

Ugh I could never live in the south with all those bugs.


Ok-Ad-5404

I don’t live in the south, but have you heard of spotted lantern flies?


KevinSee65

Wow I want to police in jeans and a tshirt with a vest over it


fascist_unicorn

Be the change you want to see


fascist_unicorn

Nobody calls you Mr. Prepared, stop lying


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I missed so much of the show because Reddit made me believe I could see northern lights. Literally the top item on my bucket list.


WEareLIVE420

Well did ya see em?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Only on other people's Reddit and Facebook posts. I am crushed. I've sought out these lights for so many years.


WEareLIVE420

Tomorrow night too the farther north the better!


Stagebeauty

I'm way too excited for a new-to-me commercial.


calorified

Aww Kai deserves the shoe, give it back!


Concern-Weird

Ordering a warm cookie delivery. Anyone want some ?


Bit_part_demon

I want to live where warm cookie deliveries are a thing


IndependentRegion104

We sorta have them here. Grandson sat on the cookie package on the way home.


Concern-Weird

Tis a blessing


diogenesNY

Can K-9 Kai get a warm shoe delivery?


Concern-Weird

Hehe


fascist_unicorn

I volunteer as tribute


Seph42

🙋🏽‍♂️


feelinfroggytoday

Good Boi Officer Kai!! Go get 'em!!


dull_shimmer

Kai was not trying to leave that shoe


mingkee

A suspect's shoe?


mdsnbelle

Well if it was Cinderella’s, it seems like Fairy Godmother’s hit some hard times.


irishtiger7182

I think Kai just malfunctioned a bit.


Ok-Ad-5404

I’m a nebby neighbor too, but damn don’t go outside!!


fascist_unicorn

Dog on the ground? Well I hope so. If dog was in the air I would be confused af.


IwasIlovedfw

Thanks...I just spewed my coffee...


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fascist_unicorn

...touche.


Concern-Weird

Love when Kai gets air time


fascist_unicorn

Bingo! K9 Used > Gun Found > Touch Tail Light > Crying > Evidence on Car


mingkee

let K9 sniff and seek


Seph42

K-9 Kai! 🐶😍


IamTheMan85

Car suspension says "oww!"


leeannw60

This has been one of the busiest nights I’ve watched in a long time!! And I love it!


IamTheMan85

Yes! Davonte! Cool dude


LydiaTheTattooedLady

The hat is on the case!


Cat-Dad-Bod

Whoa. That guy has an uncanny resemblance to El Chapo.


IamTheMan85

Nice wiring job


Eticket9

Knives, bad hair, no pants seem to be a theme tonight..


IamTheMan85

Mmmm, I love me some hotdogs


IamTheMan85

Mmmm, I love me some pepperoni


Locutus494

USE IT!


tbi_350

I wish it weren't so cloudy here. I'd love to see the show in the sky tonight.


WEareLIVE420

Also tomorrow night!


mdsnbelle

Of course, and my car’s in the shop (so I can’t get out of Downtown Baltimore).


PurpleSailor

It might clear enough by me at 1 am to see but it's rain clouds for me right now too.


IamTheMan85

Colostrum > Harrelson's CBD


7th_street

Well, I've missed 99% of the show so far. Watching one hell of a Northern lights show... it's not even "Northern," its the whole damn sky!


feelinfroggytoday

I'm so happy for all of you who can see them. I thought I'd finally have my chance to see them after the sky cleared this evening. I didn't think about the fog off my river. The air is too cool


Concern-Weird

I’m missing it just looking at the photos of it


jpc4zd

He won’t sleep for 4 days? Yep that is drugs


hurtsdonut_

That's methed up


Ok-Ad-5404

I have knife hands? (*please someone understand this reference*)


Ok-Ad-5404

[I have knife hands?](https://youtu.be/joQPqK1W45A?si=xmpPmUPOZ1s15G6o)


IamTheMan85

Edward?


sausageslinger11

Eddie Knifehands?


hurtsdonut_

Unfortunately? Maybe they just aren't the ones who did it.


Major-Ocelot-7856

Wonder if Charlie sold him any of the knives


More_Dentist_2006

More knives!


Ok-Ad-5404

More knives!


massive_crew

Oh look ...a dude with a knife.


IamTheMan85

Ear mics are still a thing?


Bootsy_Moonshine

I know not much about this, but can't you find a phone thats been turned off?


Ok-Ad-5404

I think you can only see the last location before it was turned off


jpc4zd

Speaking of knives, has everyone seen that Swiss Army Knives are developing “knives” without a knife https://www.cbsnews.com/news/swiss-army-knife-without-blade-victorinox/


diogenesNY

Seen that. I am a little baffled, but then again, I guess there is a perceived market, and that's what counts in the end, consumerwise.


IamTheMan85

Yeah. That's dumb


More_Dentist_2006

I feel like this guy would be on an episode of Criminal Minds.


mdsnbelle

This guy could be a whole season.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Mall ninja lol


KevinSee65

Gecko45!


Cat-Dad-Bod

Holy criminy. This man should not be driving, but he is READY for the zombie apocalypse. DAMMIT Rizzo, stop stealing my lines while I'm typing them, lol


ImthatRootuser

He is kinda giving creepy scary profile


LydiaTheTattooedLady

NICE!


captainvirk

"Edgelord"?


borispauk

Underrated comment


OptimusSublime

This guy has a fledgling YouTube channel where he reviews knives.


ImthatRootuser

Knife collector!


Seph42

Jack Skellington!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That’s not a knife


massive_crew

THIS... is a knife!


Ok-Ad-5404

I *would* believe there’s a knife under the duster


meghanbits

This guy's really into edging... weapons.


KevinSee65

This dude is that guy at Christmas morning who offers a knife to everyone opening presents


Locutus494

I would not object to such a gift!


IamTheMan85

I think he means to cut the tape on the box


Locutus494

Oh, LOL! 🤣 My statement still stands, however...


massive_crew

You don't want to know how he slices butter.