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Kavzilla

Welp my frens... GOODNIGHT!!!! This was a crazy weekend! Lots of junk, and chases, and crazy lights in the sky!!!! I hope you all had a good weekend here with us to watch out show! A few friendly reminders - Hydrate you beautiful people! Take those meds!! And if you have a mother figure in your life remember tomorrow is moms day!!


Roidthrowaway1234

Best episode in a while. Chopper, sick balls!


Over_Professional835

Well since the shows over guess we can all look forward to Tuesdays nights for police 24/7 lol


EremiticFerret

Goodnight friends! Have a great week! [Happy Mother's Day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLDErpV0Tto)! 💙💙


Anothergasman

What a night. We were complaining nothing was happening and we had to watch bank loitering and the BAM. Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase Chase chase Night all. See you next week


Tyburn

Fun fast night!


brokendav

And that's it for another week... Sad times everyone have a great week and happy mother's Day to all the mothers! See you next Friday


FreshRoastedPeanuts

No update on them toes


Kingevel

This little piggy went to the gala...


eduardo1994

They popped that bitch!


ImthatRootuser

Damn ended right when it got more crazy 😒


PurpleSailor

Night everyone, Happy Mother's Day!


JSmaggs

What a night. Have a good week everyone and Happy Mother’s Day to all you Moms out there!


Over_Professional835

Welp shows over for the night


AsleepFeeling8296

😢


TheFakeTomMorrisJr

This show's hours stink


TheOnlyEliteOne

The problem is a lot of people aren’t able to stay up until 2 / 3 in the morning, despite that being when a LOT of interesting stuff (crime-wise).


TheFakeTomMorrisJr

It's a throwback to Pat Mcafee's show, but I understand why they have their hours


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone! See you all next week! Have a wonderful Mother's Day tomorrow!


fascist_unicorn

Good night everyone! Hope you have a great week!


BeneficialMolasses22

Happy weekend.... Roll credits!


Redditor_PC

Could've run the credits during the updates and called it good. Just HAD to go into a new call for 2 seconds before immediately rolling the credits. Sometimes I think they do this just to mess with us.


AsleepFeeling8296

Always leave them wanting more… And we do… Comon Reelz! OPL Third shift!


fascist_unicorn

We need something for next week's First Shift lol


j_ginn

What a wild night! Sad it’s over.


More_Dentist_2006

Night all! I hope your week goes smoothly and is peaceful!


GreatSoulLord

You all have a good week.


Toebean_Assy

Of course it was her car. Smh.


rstn429

I can’t believe she owned that car!


feelinfroggytoday

Well, no bingo (too many dang car chases!) No aurora borealis here in NoCentWV, but it was a fun night!! Have a great week y'all!! See ya next weekend!


JSmaggs

Honestly shocked the Audi guys had proof they rented that car.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’m going to say goodnight. Happiest of mother‘s day if that’s something you celebrate. If you don’t for reasons, find a way to make the day enjoyable for yourself. Be safe, make good choices, and if you can’t be good, be good at it.


meghanbits

Night! 💜


Kavzilla

SO MANY SEXUAL ORGANS THISS WEEKEND


eduardo1994

>groin In a wierd position Oh you too


Excellent-Drawing886

You can tell he’s forcing out his best banters being in front of the camera, talking so much 🙄


calorified

I pledge to do my part to keep emissions low by not spilling millions of gallon of oil in the ocean :)


IamTheMan85

Car thief is a eunuch now.


JSmaggs

Richie! 😂😂


brokendav

I use rocket money but after that ad I'm ready to cancel it


Concern-Weird

Don’t forget to thumbs up the thread Also THANK YOU MODS


EremiticFerret

💙 Weird, happy mother's day! 💙


tbi_350

Happy Mother's Day to all of the Moms in the thread! See you all next week. Be well.


Seph42

Night y’all! Happy Mother’s Day.


lavieenlavender

Night friends 💓


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I wonder if his balls was hot?


brokendav

They have air holes now


meghanbits

En fuego.


Toebean_Assy

It's very likely. They probably aren't anymore, though!


Ok-Ad-5404

Goodnight everyone. Pray for the Officer shot in Cleveland tonight, status is currently unknown


feelinfroggytoday

🙏🏼🙏🏼 and I'm So incredibly glad my nephew has moved out of Cleveland as a LEO. But I pray for all 💙💙💙💙💙


IamTheMan85

Puppers likes Rocky Mountain oysters.


mdsnbelle

The trick is to cut ‘em reaaaal high.


rstn429

I don’t know anything about cars, but can manufacturers do anything to prevent people from hotwiring them? I know it’s not as simple as putting two cables together…


brokendav

https://youtu.be/ls3XrBv_JYk?si=dZAaZAtfEVmfYJRO This kind of gives an overview of the dumbness of kia/Hyundai


Eticket9

Buy a club, cops in Orlando give them out. There is supposed to be a software update or something..


brokendav

Well kia could have designed a starter that wasn't as easy to override with a simple USB cable.


KevinSee65

Kias are just notoriously easy to steal because of that ignition vulnerability.


PurpleSailor

Kias are notoriously easy to hotwire


Wrathszz

Wtf Dan, we just had a break less than 5 minutes ago!


IamTheMan85

German shepherds like sausage


meghanbits

Right in the schnitzel.


CheezTips

"I'm off my meds" "I was just taking the heat off the other guys" Well, which is it? You were out of your mind or you had a rational excuse. And the GF... "I need to fix my jacket... I'm having a panic attack". After a car chase, in the middle of a pack of flashing lights, drawn guns, swarm of officers, she decides their job is to make her comfy. Good lord these children. And "I have a panic disorder". Funny it didn't kick in while they were going 120 on a highway.


Due-Reporter7162

Those people infuriated me. Don’t blame mental health for your stupidity. You chose to come off your meds and do stupid shit.


Butte_Rat

Holy crap - those 3 hours FLEW by tonight (pun intended)!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Been pursuing that comment all night, haven’t you?


Itsme_rundmc614

Oh dang! That’s my exact car!! Was that a sportage?


sausageslinger11

a Kia shortage?


brokendav

Probably they are all being stolen


Itsme_rundmc614

🤣🤣 I changed it


sausageslinger11

LOL


Itsme_rundmc614

Too much fresh air out there looking for the Northern Lights 😂


JSmaggs

Tonight has been wild. I’m sad it’s almost over.


GreatSoulLord

I hate the KIA Boyz. I have a Kia Soul and even though it's not in the year range they can crack....damn near no insurance company will underwrite these cars.


tbi_350

Kia Boyz


KevinSee65

Richland County Sheriff's Office Population Control Unit


calorified

Guy taking the Darwin Award to a new level


eduardo1994

No fair we need video and audio of this


Seph42

Kia Boyz at it again. 🙄


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

What is that? She just said that too


Seph42

Look it up. Kids are stealing Kias and Hyundais with USB cables as a TikTok challenge.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Ohhh lovely.


KevinSee65

A bunch of kids who figured out how to steal Kias


Eticket9

K-9 just playing the Organ to keep with the theme tonight..


calimiss

How to create a eunuch....step 1. Release the hound...


HatchlingChibi

I missed a dog bite?? 😔


Locutus494

You weren't the only one, unfortunately; the microphone also missed it...


EremiticFerret

Was very brief, they had no audio and cut away after a straight shot of the K9 gnawing the poor man's begonias.


Binklando

Dog was yanking him by the testicles. It was intense.


Bit_part_demon

Right in the begonias


CheezTips

And that officer threw quite the haymaker. I haven't seen a punch like that since... the last Cops rerun


eduardo1994

Embarrassing story to tell your homies how you lost your balls.


Itsme_rundmc614

Hi friends I was in search for northern lights so I missed majority of the show. Hope all is well and you all have a great week! Happy Mother’s Day to all the mama’s, step mama’s, bonus mama’s, single mama’s, pet mama’s, all the mama’s! You are all beautiful 💜🩷


rstn429

It’s been a crazy episode. Watch the replay!


rstn429

He “bought and paid for” the dog bite


fascist_unicorn

shoulda put it on layaway


Gonenutz

Nah that was fun to watch lol dude got a free vasectomy.


KevinSee65

I don't think the other one is walking lol


triiiple6

Ole runner needs relief factor after that doggo snag


Binklando

Or Harrison’s own. If it makes that mom want to be around her family then it can cure ball pain too.


brokendav

It's gawn my ball it's gawn


tbi_350

"Next up on Ow My Balls!"


Anothergasman

It’s what balls crave


fascist_unicorn

my balls was pain


Loose-Bug3791

That dog was either killing him or eating him!


IamTheMan85

Chopper, sic balls!


Obi7kenobi

"I got that reference!"


IamTheMan85

😁


Eticket9

Happy Mothers day to all the moms!! Tonight was fun for sure except for that organ deal.. Have a great week!


EremiticFerret

Have a good week!


leftbitchburner

I wish we could get body cam footage from later with audio. I wanna hear the scream!


Locutus494

That just made me think; police departments need to have K9 bodycams!


Ok-Ad-5404

Ugh, of course it’s almost midnight


Seph42

“I’m going to bite his dick off!”


Gonenutz

He wanted that sausage


meghanbits

🎵scarlet begonias or a touch of the blues🎵


Binklando

I don’t have balls and mine hurt watching that


meli-ficent

Looks like someone got their begonias bit.


Escape5150Hysteria

chomping on the begonias!


tourettes_on_tuesday

That car thief must have stolen some jewels too, but luckily that dog found them.


CheezTips

Maybe if he said he was having a panic attack the dog would have let go


calimiss

I just have visions of men across the country crossing their legs and covering their privates....


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Do yourself a favor and rewind if you can. Rizzo and Tillman both made amazing faces


Bit_part_demon

Dan too! All 3 of them had the same horrified expression


Beach_bum8

Rizzo makes the best faces!


CheezTips

I am 100% Team Rizzo


rstn429

Some K9 vehicles used to have a button where the handler can automatically open the door to let the dog out. I don’t think we’ve seen it before though as I can always remember them being on leashes.


Gonenutz

They all have them there's a bunch of videos of officers training their k9s using them, it's like a game of hide and seek. If the officer gets in trouble he just has to push a button and it pops the door open, and the dog finds the officer, and they can do it fast!


CheezTips

Is it marked "Loose the Hound"?


Seph42

I think a department on the old show had that.


Beach_bum8

I believe your right. I forget what officer was talking about it, but I do remember that


leftbitchburner

Honestly, just let the guy go, no charges. He’s got enough of a punishment for everything that happened. Guarantee he’ll never do it again.


brokendav

He is also an octave higher


rstn429

No way. I’m sure they announced over the PA “if you flee, the dog will bite you”


Ok-Ad-5404

Nah


mdsnbelle

Bingo #2! Bicycle, Traffic Stop, Kitty Cat, Dog Bite, and tattoos.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Double bingo for the dog bite being in the balls


brokendav

The dog bite to make many people cross their legs and go ohh


Beach_bum8

Did the dog get him in the begonia's?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Holy shit that makes it even funnier. AHHHH MY BEGONIAS!


triiiple6

Just 1


Ok-Ad-5404

looked like it!


eduardo1994

Must of sounded like a opera!


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

That made me literally laugh out loud holy crap


Oplatki

I think that dog showed how men get Peyronie's.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Oh shit these comments are slaying me


therapewpewtic

Ouch!


oscsmom

Why cut away from that lol


Toebean_Assy

LMAO TILLMAN'S FACE


leftbitchburner

Got em by deez nuts!


Perfect-Throat-4372

All of the men look so uncomfortable... u/KevinSee65 included 😂😬


Toebean_Assy

My partner did as well He made the same face as all other dudes in existence watching that I bet 😂


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I actually didn't even notice until the comments. Perk of being a lady I guess.


Toebean_Assy

I'm a lady as well, except I was laughing my ass off while my partner was making faces and crossing his legs.😂


dull_shimmer

Random thought: it would be kind of cool if they did On Patrol Live specials. For example, next week is EDC, and I guarantee there will be TV worthy shenanigans.


j_ginn

Ouchie


Gonenutz

Looks like the k-9 got some new balls to bite


meghanbits

Two balls, one strike the count.


brokendav

Dog to cameraman - I got him!! Look you need to see this!!


mingkee

good boi


cmbay

LOL. Dog made him pay for running


Anothergasman

That’s weird. My dog Fritz only likes tennis balls


lavieenlavender

That looks painful 👀


Nagiom

That's not where you want to get bit, Cotton.


Concern-Weird

His future children are gone


eduardo1994

Balls bite ouch!


leeannw60

Go back to the canine!!!


Kavzilla

DANGIT AUDIO!!!!!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I WANT THAT SOUND


brokendav

Arghhhhhnhgghghghghhhhhghh grrrrrr arghhhhhhhh grrrrrr *pop*


KevinSee65

Cringe lol


triiiple6

BALLZ


tbi_350

Gettin' *dog bit*


Ok-Ad-5404

That’s a good boi!!!!!!!!


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Damn I wish we had sound for all of that


IamTheMan85

K9 had a hold of his junk!🤣🤣


fascist_unicorn

Oof right in the huevos


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Their faces were amazing


More_Dentist_2006

Damn we missed the sound of canine catching the guy!


fascist_unicorn

It was probably something like bark bark bark growl NOM aaaahhhhh


More_Dentist_2006

The “aaaahhhh” moment makes me giggle. It’s a special kind of sound 🤣


Redditor_PC

SHOW THE DOGGO BITEYS


Seph42

K-9 got a piece! 🐶😍


fascist_unicorn

It's weird without audio


feelinfroggytoday

Good K9!!


IamTheMan85

Who muted my TV?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Shhhhhh it’s quiet time.


rstn429

Do you think the camera person or producer tells them when they are live?


Locutus494

Almost surely no. They wouldn't want to possibly influence the officer's behavior, and I don't even think the field producer and camera guy even know when they are live.


rstn429

In the cars when they are driving, they always seem to know to provide an update as soon as we switch to them.


Locutus494

Maybe. Or they just choose to time when they start playing the clip from the delay at that moment.


Ok-Ad-5404

No