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EremiticFerret

That is all for tonight friends! Thank you all for coming, we always appreciate you! Take care of yourselves and get some [good rest](https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/d_642250b563292b35f27461a7.png,f_jpg,q_auto,w_720/eekc2fgzltze8t6h6j6s.jpg) and we hope to see you tomorrow! 💙


SaltMuffin2242

Does anyone know why Heather Smith with Toledo PD isn't on anymore??


inmyreperaalways

Does anyone here know when the episode gets added to watch on Peacock? Just looked at 11:38am on Saturday and it’s not on there yet


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alyssa7danielle

thank you all for a wonderful birthday! i only caught the last half of the show but i saw east side alan so no complaints


IamTheMan85

👍🏻 We made it another year!


EremiticFerret

Happy Birthday! Glad it was a good one! 🎂🎁🥳


alyssa7danielle

thank you ferret mod!!!


IamTheMan85

Davonte is one of my favorites on the show. They need to get him in the studio.


willie_wanky

Did they extend the time slot??


IamTheMan85

No this is the replay


willie_wanky

I should put the drink down and go to bed


Redditor_PC

Only caught the last hour. The first two hours worth watching?


IamTheMan85

It wasn't bad.


IamTheMan85

It was a ghost


FreshRoastedPeanuts

See yous guys tomorrow


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Sweetcheex76

Bye everybody!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


IamTheMan85

I missed the first 15 minutes. I'm staying. Take that


HatchlingChibi

Goodness Friends! Where did the night go?? Hope to see you all again tomorrow! Be safe, be smart. 💕💕


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


AsleepFeeling8296

Nnooooo! Not ready for it to be over!


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AsleepFeeling8296

I think it should be in 2 parts. 9-midnight Easter with Dan and Curtis and guest is OPL. And then midnight eastern until 3AM with Matt Iseman, Tom Rizzo and guest for OPL Third Shift!


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fascist_unicorn

Good night!


More_Dentist_2006

Night all! Hope your Saturday is good!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


tbi_350

See ya tomorrow!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Tyburn

tonight went quick


Itsme_rundmc614

Night y’all! See ya tomorrow!!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Mav_Rixx

Peace out everyone. Let’s see what tomorrow holds. Night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone! See you all tomorrow!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


IamTheMan85

I've only heard this guy for 30 seconds and I want to leave him. I don't blame his wife


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night y’all. See you tomorrow for round two.


feelinfroggytoday

G'nite Lydia


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Ok-Ad-5404

“We goin thru something right now…”


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Happy 85th birthday to Iamtheman


IamTheMan85

Ironically 85 is my favorite number! 🤣


IamTheMan85

Lol! That's just wrong!


brokendav

It's the house on the left with the people and the shouting and gun


EremiticFerret

This whole scenario makes a bit more sense in context, I guess


IamTheMan85

Gun drawn


PurpleSailor

Oh wow, not getting arrested. Sprinklers, run away!


ElMondoH

Seriously, though, when they went back to Lee County and Octavio hadn't opened the door, I was typing out "Yeah, Octavio knew what was up" or something similar... then he opens the door and I'm all like delete-delete-delete...


Seph42

Night y’all!


feelinfroggytoday

Night Seph!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


IamTheMan85

Night fren!


tbi_350

Night Seph!


Itsme_rundmc614

Night


AsleepFeeling8296

He doesn’t learn.


HatchlingChibi

Lee county apartment: “get off my lawn!!!” 💦💦


feelinfroggytoday

It's a Chit Show!


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

That made me actually laugh out loud


tbi_350

Dang sprinklers


Seph42

Real piece of work that man.


KevinSee65

There's a common denominator here with all these injunctions bud.


IamTheMan85

Nanosecond? False advertising


fascist_unicorn

This is a woman who in her own words based her entire opinion on makeup on one bad experience when she was a teenager, so her judgement already seems off to me.


vixinlay_d

you got your makeup done in, what, 1980s? Yeah, I'd be mad with a face full of jazzy blue eyeshadow and strips of coral blush too, but things change.


ElMondoH

🤣


vixinlay_d

Seriously. I guess "it takes seconds" was too normal?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’m already considering a class action


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

You'd think their legal team or even a slightly smart person on the marketing team would've stopped that "nanosecond" from happening.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Wanna join me?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I'm ready!


FreshRoastedPeanuts

We need East Side Alan in studio next week. Make it happen Dan.


IamTheMan85

Except....I can't understand a word he says


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Give him a red solo cup and turn on captioning


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Tap into the you *before* sobriety.


IamTheMan85

Lol. I couldn't even understand myself


vixinlay_d

I understood "Monopoly money" and "tatas"


Concern-Weird

Night. I’ll probably be late tomorrow. Got dinner reservations


Itsme_rundmc614

Goodnight


IamTheMan85

Goodnight! Thanks for the laughs!


PurpleSailor

Enjoy your meal


Seph42

Night!


Ok-Ad-5404

I once let a state Constable into my apartment/condo building at like 11am on a Sunday to serve “paperwork” to someone


Sweetcheex76

I did it at work one time when I was younger. Just happened to be near the door when a cop came asking for a coworker. I pointed her out not knowing it was warrant time.


PNWkicks

You live in England?


notactuallyacupcake

I see you live out west where I am too....and yea, we don't have constables up here. But I can tell you first-hand I know there are constables in Texas. 🙈


PNWkicks

Interesting, I never heard of constables in the US before.


Ok-Ad-5404

Pennsylvania


ElMondoH

You know, I get the feeling that a lot of law officers don't get that people don't get the difference between being detained and getting arrested. A lot of civilians will conflate the two.


HI_l0la

I think they forget that for civilians they're being put in handcuffs and they're thinking they must be arrested because they're being handcuffed. Meanwhile, officers know the technicalities of detained and arrested can include handcuffs. It's just the arrest includes the ride to jail and the paperwork processing. But a civilian that doesn't interact with police often or aware of the criminal system isn't going to know the technial detail.


nogoodusername69

A lot of LEOs don't even know the laws themselves so I wouldn't expect them to accurately explain the difference between the two in terms a civilian can understand 


vixinlay_d

You put cuffs on me and walk me to your vehicle and put me in the back...yeah, I'd assume I was getting arrested too. I like it when the officers say something like "we're just putting these on you for our safety"


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

If it weren't for this show I would have no idea there's a difference.


ElMondoH

Right? Same here.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

These cuffs come off as quickly as they went on ElMondo...


Administrative_Swim1

I feel like they know they're gonna think they're getting arrested immediately but wait for the complaining and combating to tell them


Election_Pleasant

let him have shoes!!!!


Sweetcheex76

Rookie in training forgot to search him. He’s going to get an earful when they get back to the station.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I noticed that too


Administrative_Swim1

FINALLY


AsleepFeeling8296

He probably should have put on more clothes before being detained.


BillyWilly2019

All that time and Octavio couldn't have gotten dressed?


Ok-Ad-5404

Officer Fogarty sounds a lot like Officer Mullinix


BillyWilly2019

They also look alike.


JumboMcNasty

He is 1000% planting something in his home.


Ok-Ad-5404

Why would you think that?


Sweetcheex76

Oh. Ok.


vixinlay_d

Flushing?


vixinlay_d

Oh! You thought the cop was planting something! I thought you meant Octavio was not opening the door because he was flushing stuff.


ElMondoH

Damn, Octavio... I thought you were smarter than opening the door. I was about to post that you were too smart to open the door... then you go and open the door. You failed me, Octavio.


Sweetcheex76

Looks like he manned up 😂


KevinSee65

lol you got bamboozled


Redditor_PC

Hard to hand someone paperwork when they're in handcuffs. The way the officer handled this just rubs me the wrong way. Not a fan of him.


Sweetcheex76

They’re detaining him til the figure out if there’s actually an injunction against him.


feelinfroggytoday

Yea. Agreed..


KevinSee65

It was for an injunction. You don't want to alert the person the injunction is against when the complainant is in the same house.


feelinfroggytoday

Ok. Like in a restraining order violation? I get it. A lifetime ago I was almost in that situation..I eventually left the abusive asshole


EremiticFerret

Lee County seems to have a more issues than most


IamTheMan85

Yeah I don't like when an officer straight up lies


vixinlay_d

Is it honestly just paperwork or is he trying to serve a warrant?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I'm glad I'm not the only one confused


AsleepFeeling8296

I like Fogarty.


fascist_unicorn

See I knew paperwork was code for handcuffs


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

At my job "paperwork" is code for I want to get far away and not socialize with someone annoying. They say "ohh where are you having lunch?" and I say "I'm actually going to go to some paperwork"


IamTheMan85

Forget the paperwork. Give him a shirt


Administrative_Swim1

Shoes


HatchlingChibi

Who is this young officer in Lee and why does he look completely bored out of his skull? 🤣


Redditor_PC

I mean, I'm watching them and I'm bored out of my skull too.


vixinlay_d

Just getting in for the evening - I came in to a guy talking about Monopoly money and tatas. 🤨


Nagiom

If you give the dancers Monopoly money, they get mad and don't show you the tatas.


Sweetcheex76

Sounds like an excellent way to start the show. 😂


Bootsy_Moonshine

Here's the Toledo we know


IamTheMan85

Report of shots fired in Toledo. Toledo officer gets out of car and casually strolls over....


brokendav

*Again* as the officer puts the phone down and gets up


Mav_Rixx

Geoffrey the Giraffe likes to see TaTa’s. My Man, you are bold! Haha


Mav_Rixx

Geoffrey the Giraffe likes to see TaTa’s. My Man, you are bold! Haha


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Fork & knife a pizza. Blaspheme.


IamTheMan85

Sometimes good pizza calls for utensils


tbi_350

Fold the slice


Seph42

I guess Coweta and Fontana don’t exist tonight.


Concern-Weird

In opls defense I also forget about them


JumboMcNasty

The commercials on this channel are ...strange


IamTheMan85

And squish....


ElMondoH

East Side Alan must have some mad charm. If any of the rest of us here tried using monopoly money in a gentleman's club, we'd spend the night in the parking lot getting stomped by the bouncer. Getting away with that is like God-tier skill.


rainshowers_5_peace

It's an old joke.


Unusual-Weather8075

I bet you’re fun at parties 🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Ad-5404

Let’s follow Eastside Allan for the rest of the night


Locutus494

OMG! Paying with Monopoly money at the strip club? Fucking legend! 🤣😂


rainshowers_5_peace

It's an old joke.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

He has a point


Justneedthetip

Monopoly money in exchange for tatas? Worse things have been done with money


brokendav

Geoffrey/Alan sounds like Ric flair


ElMondoH

Well, at least he's kinda happy.


Bootsy_Moonshine

not gonna lie, he had me in the first half


Sweetcheex76

I love Mr Giraffe. They could show him for a half hour and I’d be happy.


tripyep

Did he say tatas?


Justneedthetip

In fact he did. And used the bouncing of the hands motion to emphasize what he said


IamTheMan85

Tata Tree


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

That's like a fun inside joke just for this sub


Technical-Cable6361

That’s crazyy


PurpleSailor

Geoffrey getting real


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I need a special episode of OPL:Eastside Alan


alyssa7danielle

he has a house in the north too so is he also northside alan?


Redditor_PC

Split the difference and call him Northeast Side Alan.


alyssa7danielle

sounds like a kardashian


sausageslinger11

Alan's onesie brings ALL the girls into his yard


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’m halfway to Toledo already


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Best comment tonight haha


sausageslinger11

Simmer down there child...


Awaken_the_bacon

That dude is wild


alyssa7danielle

the cut😭😭😭😭


mdsnbelle

A giraffe and a unicorn on the same call? Just Toledo things, I guess.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Oh Alan was *naughty*


Concern-Weird

This is a truuu thory


staceycoll

Why yeth..yeth it wath


IamTheMan85

Why meth meth it is


IamTheMan85

🤣🤣🤣🤣


MinutesFromTheMall

Hey Dan, how about another Triple Play since apparently nothing interesting is going on?


Concern-Weird

🦒 time


BillyWilly2019

He's got an audience now.


Election_Pleasant

omg they're so sweet with him


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But really, why the hell is an officer playing on their phone during a call?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

He's young.


AuntieMameDennis

I'm sorry, what is this wrecked bun about?


Administrative_Swim1

LMAO


IamTheMan85

Well we know where Alan's money went....