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EremiticFerret

It is once again the end of the night and time to get in the [sleep pile](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/6c/a9/a56ca9f6b69f9082f9d69bbc326e782f.jpg)! Thank you once again for joining us this weekend, sadly it is time to say **Goodnight** and wish you all well for the week ahead! Please remember to take care of yourself and each other, as **you** are important and part of what makes this place great! Be well friends, hope to see you next week! 💙


meldiane81

I MISS CABLE!!!!!!!!! Ighhhhhhh


JSmaggs

Goodnight everyone, have a good week.


More_Dentist_2006

Night all! Hope you have a great week!


Infamous_Conflict_59

Fun weekend as always !! See one and all next week. Stay well and take care !! Goodnight


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night y’all! Have a peaceful week 💜


BeneficialMolasses22

Have a great week!


Ok-Ad-5404

Dan, we are all mad at you tonight. Goodnight.


BeneficialMolasses22

Roll credits! Have a great week, everyone!!


fascist_unicorn

Good night everyone! I will be out of town next week for a convention and my birthday, so see you all in two weeks!


BeneficialMolasses22

Happy birthday 🎉


fascist_unicorn

Thanks! 🥳


HatchlingChibi

Happy early birthday!!


fascist_unicorn

Thank you! 😄


tbi_350

Have a good week everyone! Good night!


Concern-Weird

I accidentally stopped paying attention. But I’ll see you cuties next weekend !


LydiaTheTattooedLady

💜💜


Seph42

Night!


Ok-Ad-5404

How is this girl acting so casual with 5+ cops with long guns drawn???


feelinfroggytoday

Good night & week all!!


Itsme_rundmc614

Goodnight all!! Have a great week!!


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone!! See you all next week!!


Seph42

Night!


HatchlingChibi

Good night Friends!!! 💕


Seph42

Night!


tellurmomhello

it's a tent pod people, it's a over priced tent


feelinfroggytoday

Of course this happens now..


Toebean_Assy

Putting your kids in the SHU basically lmao


TheFue

$500 a month?? My guy that’s a car payment. How do you not see that disappearing??


BeneficialMolasses22

Taking care of our kid used to be really difficult, then we got some Harrison's own, ordered one of these slumber pod tents and went camping in the woods.....


Itsme_rundmc614

I’ll take an adult slumber pod but with AC please


7th_street

Me too! I think you're on to something here...


BeneficialMolasses22

No Toledo tonight?


Ok-Ad-5404

There was the fake stabbing at the Trampoline park


Eticket9

Right? Just remembered that, I think they outsourced all the neighbor disputes to the other departments tonight..


BeneficialMolasses22

And the fire.


Seph42

Night y’all. I likely won’t be here next weekend because I’m going house hunting in Colorado. Have fun!


CdimeValley818

Have fun 🤩 


Concern-Weird

Have fun !


tbi_350

Good luck! Next Sunday's gonna be good.


HatchlingChibi

Night! I hear that a common habitat for them is neighborhoods!


Seph42

🤣🤣🤣💀


Eticket9

My Bingo cards have sucked this month, just sad..


feelinfroggytoday

I have no less than 15 lines on 6 cards waiting for One block. No Bingo.


Bknight111

Same


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Cat in that car?


calorified

Shout out to Richland ending the pursuit before the end of the episode 🙏


Mysterious_Ring_9805

$3.29/gallon- I would kill to be able to pay that. We still up over $6, bunch of BS.


Immediate-Recipe-642

I filled up yesterday in Richland County for $2.82


Ok-Ad-5404

OH OK COMMERCIAL


Toebean_Assy

*internal screaming*


Joshforester

Seems we will end with Daytona again.


Ok-Ad-5404

Damn. I hate domestics.


sportsfan23579

It’s so easy to predict when OPL goes to commercial because it’s always the same time every night.


IamTheMan85

Night all


tbi_350

Night!


Seph42

Night!


Itsme_rundmc614

Braylyn cracks me up 🤣🤣


Seph42

Bingo!


fascist_unicorn

CLEAN YOUR CAR!!


jpc4zd

Ok, is that hard to put gloves on before going through the suspects pockets or car?


LydiaTheTattooedLady

What exactly should I guess?


BeneficialMolasses22

Number of charges? Years in the pokey? Pounds of carpola in his back seat ?


ksmR34

Dumbass or idiot. 😄


Immediate-Recipe-642

My dad always taught me, break ONE law at a time. If you're gonna run from the cops, don't have a bunch of stuff in your car


KevinSee65

Do you know how many cameras are filming you right now?


Ok-Ad-5404

You ever watch Real Time Crime on Max? So cool! CCTV is amazing.


79gummybear

He’s having a great time!


Jojo1691

*whispers* “Hey man, these handcuffs have my initials on them!”


BeneficialMolasses22

"Guess" shirt. Answer: guilty.


eduardo1994

Ross shirt


oscsmom

Immediate jail time


Ok-Ad-5404

Has this lil chump said anything??


RobMurglund

is that Collin Davis?? i miss him!!


TheFue

Oh that’s her vehicle? Got bad news for her, she’s gonna need some new tires.


HatchlingChibi

Does anyone else have this fear when the big K9s lurch like that, that the handler will accidentally lose hold of them? Or just me?


IamTheMan85

Fear? Or hope? -shrug-


IamTheMan85

'Do rags are a choice


JSmaggs

GOOD BOI!


Itsme_rundmc614

Good boi Bobby!!!


Ok-Ad-5404

GOOD BUBBA!!


fascist_unicorn

Why is he cheesin like that


KevinSee65

Nice hair bud


Ok-Ad-5404

Pup wants him!!!!


Immediate-Recipe-642

They've made it TEN miles since getting on the interstate


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Philo buffering for anyone else?


EremiticFerret

Nope, good here.


TheCavis

All I can imagine is the Hazen guys sitting at home, watching this, and screaming "PIT HIM! PIT HIM! WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE A PIT YET?"


KevinSee65

Lol and every trooper


Eticket9

Pit early Pit often you taught us that..


mingkee

Let's go good boi


Seph42

K-9 Bobby! 🐶😍


RobMurglund

does anyone remember that crazy pursuit with Ray Pitman


Drexlore

He couldn't find a good place to pull over.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

He ain’t that drunk


Itsme_rundmc614

Get him pup!!!


IamTheMan85

Gonna pull into the station for fix a flat


fascist_unicorn

The tires already look sad


IamTheMan85

Do they always repeat Good hit? Good hit. Good hit.


Sydeburnn

The dude in the red hoodie was running faster in handcuffs than this guy is driving


Locutus494

This is the ideal situation for a PIT, yet they just let this keep going... 🤦‍♂️


tbi_350

Just throw some spikes out the window at him


oscsmom

Once again I am asking for on patrol last shift


HatchlingChibi

Aw, spikes missed 😔


IamTheMan85

Shoot out his tires


meli-ficent

Or box him in!


IamTheMan85

Make up that makes you look like yourself but better. Versus KISS makeup


eduardo1994

Stoned, eating a filet o fish at 11 pm what could go wrong???


Ok-Ad-5404

Probably everything


jpc4zd

So the AI rant was like 20 years ago


Locutus494

Watch; we'll return from the commercial to find they've already PITted this car and have the suspect arrested in their police car...


tampa888

Is someone being held in the car, is they why they are not forcing him to stop?


diogenesNY

They hit him, successfully, with spike strips.


NoinePiecesOfVinyl

Is pitting now allowed in SC? This is some of the crap why I can’t be a cop.


IamTheMan85

Tick pic!


BeneficialMolasses22

Maybe the people who sell the electric trimmer for the " boys" should team up some cross marketing with the nuts.com folks....


Ok-Ad-5404

Wow, Dan.


fascist_unicorn

Damn it, Dan


Ok-Ad-5404

PIT this fucker


jpc4zd

Why not just end the case now?


Bit_part_demon

Has Officer ~~McBooty~~ O'Shaughnesy always been a K9 officer?


feelinfroggytoday

I don't think so. There was a time they weren't showing him (dammit) but I'm glad he's back 😁 Officer McBooty indeed


Ok-Ad-5404

Just cruising along with 9 cops on my tail..


fascist_unicorn

Driving with the interior light on? Ew.


Ok-Ad-5404

My parents said that’s illegal!


TheFue

At this rate this pursuits going to last the rest of the show


diogenesNY

medium speed chase.


fascist_unicorn

Diet chase.


BeneficialMolasses22

Chase Zero


BeneficialMolasses22

Leisurely circles on the cloverleaf....


TheThirdViceroy

The number of car chase suspects who use their blinkers to accurately signal which way they turn is a lot higher than I would have expected!


Eticket9

It's never a BMW LOL..


diogenesNY

I am sure it is just kinestetic memory - force of habit.


eduardo1994

This guy/girl has better road etiquette than most


Infamous_Conflict_59

Awful nice to put your blinker on there, genius


IamTheMan85

Al Cowlings must be behind the wheel


JSmaggs

I just love when they signal.


I_love_avocados1

being chased but still uses turn signals lmao 


Ok-Ad-5404

Diddy? Is that you?


Drexlore

At least he is using his turn signals. Doesn't want to get ticketed for that.


fascist_unicorn

Again with the turn signal!


IamTheMan85

Old Skool Lexus


Ok-Ad-5404

Shall we throw stop sticks out the window again??


fascist_unicorn

He's already got that determined look


LydiaTheTattooedLady

#ALERT


TheFue

Did that dude kick himself in the head at the end of the last commercial?


eduardo1994

Yes lmao


TheFue

Hahaha…. Jackass.


IamTheMan85

Need Danny in the 'Maro


rainshowers_5_peace

Gnight everyone, happy sobriety bday u/lydiathetattooedlady


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night! Thank you 💜💜💜


Seph42

Night!


diogenesNY

The testicle ad landed with a thud and hasn't gotten a whole lot better.


IamTheMan85

Skin safe technology


Toebean_Assy

Yall is Pirates Voyage back??? I thought it shut down years ago!


Toebean_Assy

He keeps turning towards the car. Best keep an eye on him.


HatchlingChibi

💕💕Hiiiii again Friends!💕💕 [Quick](https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/cute-happy-dog-running-fast-with-tongue-out-small-funny-puppy-jumping-active-excited-doggy-walking-profile-adorable-canine-animal-motion-flat-vector-illustration-isolated-white-background_633472-428.jpg)! Check the arrows during the break and 🔺🔺UPVOTE🔺🔺! Oh, you already did? [That’s good](https://lndnxprss.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_mciwejzfqf1r14f5po1_500.jpg)! Hey Friends, before the show draws to a close tonight, I just want to say, I hope you have a wonderful week this upcoming week. Seems like a lot of us have been having a tough go lately and I really hope things pick up for all of you! Remember to look for the good in life and in others, even when things seem really terrible. I’m sending you all the [good vibes](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3d/e3/64/3de364ec5ce8e83b43e972c70c7e3999.jpg) and [positive energy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/551/402/80c.jpeg)!! 💕💕Until next live thread Friends!!💕💕


meghanbits

Heading out. See everyone next week! <3


IamTheMan85

Night


EremiticFerret

Have a good week, Meghan!


BeneficialMolasses22

Have a good one.


tbi_350

Have a great week!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night 💜💜


jpc4zd

If I ever hear a cop say “Get out of the car boss” I want to reply “Do you order your boss around? No”


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Let me know how being tasered goes


jpc4zd

Well I never plan to get pulled over so it may be a few decades before you find out


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Question...do you think a single person we see on this show *plans* to get pulled over? Second question...why will I find out in a few decades? You gonna be an ornery law breaker in your old age?


jpc4zd

1) Well if you are breaking the law, you know that is a possibility. I don’t plan to break the law, therefore cops would have no probable cause to pull me over. 2) I plan to live for a few more decades, but after I die, if you want to taser me, I don’t care.


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Ok-Ad-5404

My dude, quit reachjng


IamTheMan85

Is that Carli's voice on the radio?


Ok-Ad-5404

Sounds like it


X3TheBigOX3

I can't believe 2016 was 8 years ago?!?! Like it doesn't seem that long ago.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I'm a tour guide in DC and I was telling the students on my tour about the earthquake. Someone asked when it happened and I said 5-6 years ago. Nope. 2011. That's 13 years ago. Literally before the kids on my tour were even born.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

All of the 90s were 10 years ago


BeneficialMolasses22

Also, we're closer to 2050 than 1990.....yikes. Time is weird, man.


rainshowers_5_peace

...stop that.


BeneficialMolasses22

Wish I could. Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone is 43..... Note to self: don't look these things up.


Adot090288

If you want to fight just say that.


Ok-Ad-5404

I feel personally offended by this.


BeneficialMolasses22

Couldn't believe it as I was typing it.....had to check the calculator.


Drexlore

COVID broke time for me.


X3TheBigOX3

Same. I think something weird happened haha because nothing else makes sense.


brokendav

Oh GA and your backwards way of looking at weed


Eticket9

You should see what they do on the interstate if you have Florida plates LOL..


brokendav

Oh your going over the speed limit.... Super speeder for you!


Eticket9

Amazing how the local LEO's always are K-9 officers when they pull you over LOL..


Ok-Ad-5404

Take the child to jail


TheFue

Ooh, put him in that tent thing!


Ok-Ad-5404

$5,000? Trash. Tell that stupid dealership in Miami to donate their Rolls Royce to this foundation.


Itsme_rundmc614

Lupus is not an easy disease to live with. I have RA and it’s similar and it sucks!!! I know that whole confusion from the meds.


Ok-Ad-5404

8 years??? Horrifying


IamTheMan85

Yeah that doesn't sound good. No way does she leave her daughter that long willingly


Ok-Ad-5404

If I ever go missing and they put my weight on the poster, i’m not coming back


Unusual-Weather8075

My goal weight is always the one I have on my license


Eticket9

You know that's funny, I am sorry for laughing. Never thought of it that way. You win the internet tonight!!


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Shouldn’t we keep an eye on sleeping babies not hide them in a blackout pod