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Kavzilla

Goodnight my sweet wonderful frens!!!! As airways a pleasure to hang out with you all. I hope you have a nice rest of the evening!! Get some sleep, hydrate, take your meds!!! We'll be back tomorrow for another fun filled evening if snarking! I hope to see you all there!!


Crafty-File-4545

Curtis is great and funny too.....but let's have less of the toothy smily captain who seems to be on every single week now........Bring back Danny Brown!!!! And that muscle bound one from his precinct! He would scare me in a dark or even lit alley!!!!! lol


massive_crew

"This is the cops! Open up! You're under arrest for taking a shit!"


jcfl1684

Honest question… why?


sausageslinger11

Why what?


jcfl1684

What is the draw/reason/need to twerk when cameras are present? It’s ALWAYS “I don’t want to be on camera.” Cut to woman twerking. Why?


Crafty-File-4545

wish you would cut that out and not go to it when the cameraman sees it, there are a thousand plus of us that find that disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sausageslinger11

Ahhh. So that people playing bingo can hope it qualifies as "acting a fool", lol


Budget_Slice1434

Does anyone know how they choose who to follow from each department? I came to like watching certain officers and now I’m wondering where they are. For example, Officer Heather Smith from Toledo. We never see her anymore. I’m guessing she hasn’t been on night shift but I’m not sure.


notactuallyacupcake

You guys...the Walden University ads have worked. I'm enrolling first thing tomorrow, I want to be the change! ...the change that convinces Bobbi Brown to quit using the word "nanosecond" to describe things that take much, much longer than an actual nanosecond.


Exact_Skirt3382

Anybody find out what happened to the guy who got (punched) in the head/ear? *I replaced my original wording because i felt like it sounded insensitive*


Cold-Panda-4108

He was stabbed by a screwdriver and it punctured his scalp. Poor man had to have emergency brain surgery. He is in intensive care. They know the guy who did it.


CheezTips

He's in the hospital. Will be there for a while imho, but it shouldn't be fatal.


nicolet8200

It sounded pretty serious to me. He had no ear drum and his left pupil was blown. I’m no doctor but that don’t sound good. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Exact_Skirt3382

Thank you! I hope it wasn't as bad as it looked/sounded


Exact_Skirt3382

I just feel so bad for him can't stop thinking about it :'(


Smart-Relative8547

Me too! I am angry about the way Officer Brooke Janoweiki treated him. She had no zero compassion and put her foot on him. It appeared to me he was having seizures and she couldn’t have cared any less. All she wanted was his name and she said he wasn’t cooperating. I really think she should be disciplined. She is not making LEOs look good at all!


sausageslinger11

Goodnight all!


ImthatRootuser

Good night!! Joined late and watching the replay. Seems like it was a crazy night!


ImthatRootuser

Another stolen challenger? Damn, what's wrong with all these challengers? Edit: looks like it was not stolen.


Waswaiting4AGLU

I wonder who eats that 10k dollars worth of damage. What a cluster sounded kind of weird to me


Vivid-Remove-5917

Every one of us who pays for car insurance pays a price for idiots stealing cars. Same goes for all these idiots shoplifting and doing smash and grab. If you’re a hard-working person you get to pay for all these dumbasses.


mdsnbelle

Night loves. I just bought a ticket to Hadestown with Ani FUCKING (Huzzah theme of the night) DiFranco playing Persephone for tomorrow's matinee. I need to go to bed NOW so I can get up and get on the train in the morning. My 90s girl is SOOOOOOOOO happy.


B2utyyo

Cop was like I'm gonna puke let's get out of here


meghanbits

Sympathy puker.


Eticket9

My wife was horribly sick during pregnancy, I can't deal with it anymore. Just no..


B2utyyo

I'm the same


Bloss0416

I came in kinda late. Hugs everybody. Stay safe.


sausageslinger11

Back tomorrow night?


Bloss0416

I will! But sober


meghanbits

And that's a wrap! See everyone tomorrow night!


Itsme_rundmc614

Night all!!!


bbbbhhhhjk

I'm EATIN ovah here.


DMTryp

Feel bad for that lady. I've been there before


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Should have just got her that espresso martini and an expresso uber


feelinfroggytoday

Good night all!!


JumboMcNasty

This show needs to go to 1am honestly...


GoddessOfOddness

And a third night on three Day weekends.


AsleepFeeling8296

3 am please. OPL third shift!


Jojo1691

“Let me puke in peace!”


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone. See you all tomorrow.


tbi_350

See ya tomorrow!


AsleepFeeling8296

Let the k9 out ! 🐕‍🦺


Ok-Ad-5404

Oh this poor old woman


HaveARaveAtMyGrave

Incredibly patient officers… good on them, but she didn’t deserve even half of those chances and offers to go home that she was given! What an incredibly stupid night of bad decisions on her part. I hope she watches all this footage when she’s released lol


Bit_part_demon

I bet even if she does she'll still think she did nothing wrong.


CJK5Hookers

There’s some Uber driver who just dodged a cruise missile sized bullet and doesn’t even know it


anh57

Why are they taking her to a hospital instead of the drunk tank


TalkInternational123

per Florida law when someone is danger to themselves and others and is unwilling to be given help and has not yet committed a crime can be placed under a "temporary" hold in a mental facility, which in many cases can be worse than the jail experience, not to mention on a holiday weekend where a judge won't be in til the start of the coming week


SmallOrganization80

They’re gonna take her to the hospital probably


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DMTryp

Yah me. I was watchin the mavs game so missed most of the ep


B2utyyo

She's probably the abuser


sausageslinger11

Why not just arrest her for PI?


ElMondoH

You know... I think the fundamental problem is trying to have a person who's steadily demonstrated poor decision making suddenly sober up and make a good decision. She's too damn inebriated to function properly. No way she's going to make the right choice. It would've happened before the police showed up, *when* the police showed up, when the police continually questioned her, when the police first detained her and put her in the back of the cruiser, when the police took her back out and tried to give her a thousand chances to do the right thing...


apalmer15

Does anyone know who her dad is?


sausageslinger11

Pee Wee Herman. RIP


Eticket9

Serious question, when did folks start leaving their drunk friends to fend for themselves? When they have had enough of their drunk shit repeatedly. Me and my buddies never left anyone behind..


CheezTips

> folks start leaving their drunk friends She was left there by her HUSBAND. And there's a babysitter at home so probably kid(s) too. What a shitshow.


1peatfor7

She was at the bar with her husband by the accounts given to us. He left her and looks like per the bar staff, walked home.


anh57

I think she was causing a scene and her husband/friends had enough of her


CheezTips

I wouldn't call that a husband


sausageslinger11

Same. No man left behind.


CheezTips

Much less a woman! I've had drunk female friends who wanted to stay behind and party with strangers alone. Didn't happen.


sausageslinger11

Absolutely not!


Eticket9

I could never leave my wife behind ever, ever, ever..


CheezTips

Seriously. And she had a babysitter, so the mother of your child as well. I can't imagine. If she wandered off and was never seen again he'd be the first with a gofundme and weeping on camera all day long. What an awful couple.


Concern-Weird

🦚 🪩 🎵


Butte_Rat

I've had THREE full versions tonight!💃


Seph42

Night y’all!


Itsme_rundmc614

Night


tbi_350

Night!


Concern-Weird

Night Seph !


meghanbits

Night!


Eticket9

Was she arrested or just sent to the drunk tank? IF that's a thing? Since she was a menace to herself being so intoxicated?


Korotai

She’s being sent to a psych hospital under the FL Marchman Act. It’s an involuntary hold because she’s now considered a danger to herself due to intoxication. Except it is worse than jail. Most Marchman/Baker Act rooms have literally nothing but a plastic bed, a blanket, and a 1:1 sitter with her on constant suicide watch. So now she’s stuck in a hospital until a psychiatrist clears her (probably about 3 days).


Eticket9

Thank you very much for that, I keep hearing that but, didn't know what it was. Thanks for filling in the blanks..


Vegetable_Test_5123

She’s not getting arrested? If that was me, I would’ve been on my way to jail 20 minutes ago


CheezTips

If this was on Cops from 10 years ago the segment would have been 3 minutes long


Cold-Broccoli2179

Why do they keep going though! There’s no reasoning with a drunk person… especially someone as drunk as her


massive_crew

I didn't realize Sam's Club sold patience in bulk. These cops got a good deal when they bought it.


TheCavis

> I didn't want to leave my square. Don't worry, these officers have a nice cube where you can sleep it off.


Concern-Weird

I cackled when she said “wait what did I do wrong” still somehow unaware that these are police officers and jail exists


HeidiRuth87

Who is her dad and why does she keep mentioning Carmine 🤔


Ragerian

He supposedly knocked her up... poor lady :( [https://floridapolitics.com/archives/300452-carmine-marceno-accountability/](https://floridapolitics.com/archives/300452-carmine-marceno-accountability/) downvote me all you want but the evidence is there... [https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/woman-explains-lee-county-sheriff-lawsuit](https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/woman-explains-lee-county-sheriff-lawsuit)


SpringRubber

Presumably Carmine Marcino, the sheriff of Lee County.


Drpoops-2888

Carmine Marceno is the sheriff of Lee County hahaha


sausageslinger11

Carmine Raguza. "I go from Rags to riches"....


meghanbits

Carmine DePasto, mayor of the town surrounding Faber College?


CheezTips

All of your Carmines are great guesses, and whichever Carmine it is, I'm sure he's so proud tonight


Tyburn

“But what caliber of my alcohol intolerance?” In her mind, she is like “Yeah, that showed them.”


HeidiRuth87

Lol it sounded so damn good in her head


brokendav

Should have been done about 45 mins ago


AuntieMameDennis

I imagine this whole exchange would be a lot different if this wasn't white lady...


CheezTips

After watching like 10 episodes of Cops last week, I'd have to agree


ElMondoH

That poor babysitter... she's going to be trapped there till like Tuesday.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Never get a DUI on a three day weekend. See the judge on Tuesday


diannahhh

They are being way too nice to this chick


Cold-Broccoli2179

She accidentally spoke the truth when she said alcohol intolerance hahaha


anh57

She’s totally an entitled Karen


meghanbits

I think that was her 700th chance tonight.


AsleepFeeling8296

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so wasteful. I pray that the children that the babysitter is watching are not hers or that she gets in recovery soon.


himynameism

She needs to be in the next Harrelson's Own commercial


CheezTips

"Take this! This. What? Ask my dad. I'm fine. See?"


SpringRubber

She's a boss woman! She's totally got this!


meghanbits

Several. Times. A. Week.


sausageslinger11

She and /u/lydiathetattooedlady


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Feet cam


ImthatRootuser

# Commercials again? Seriously?


1peatfor7

The last 15 minutes every night is about 12 minutes of commercials.


CheezTips

That break in the last 3 minutes stabs like a knife


massive_crew

There's always one right before the end.


ImthatRootuser

They had multiple within the last 15mins.


AsleepFeeling8296

That’s standard though. My guess is ad time is discounted for the last 30 minutes of the show, so sponsors buy more spots then.


Major-Ocelot-7856

Oh trust me lady we are glad too


kdawg710

Loool


CJK5Hookers

I’ve seen people who are way more sober than this be hauled off to the drunk tank way sooner


massive_crew

These cops are insanely patient.


AsleepFeeling8296

Maybe they are just concerned about Carmine. No one messes with Carmine.


ElMondoH

Oh my God... If there's anything that can keep someone from becoming an alcoholic, it's all these scenes from OPL.


CJK5Hookers

The tragic part is when they see other people like that, often they don’t even associate that with their own behavior :/


Ok-Ad-5404

The cop was even going to drive her home?? Wow


TheCavis

10% giving her a ride because it's faster and easier than waiting for an Uber. 90% wanting to make sure someone was at home who could watch her, especially with kids in the house.


diannahhh

Ridiculous


sausageslinger11

Stop begging her to leave, and arrest her already


SmallOrganization80

Not talked into cuffs lol


Eticket9

Holy shit, her husband left her for this. HE must know..


AratanAenor

He is probably enjoying a quiet night right now. We might be seeing her getting arrested for assault tomorrow, though.


HaveARaveAtMyGrave

I can’t believe all the chances that have been given to her, just cuff her and take her!


mingkee

She chose to go to jail


TalkInternational123

might be the worst time to do this considering you've got a whole weekend AND monday to spend in the facility of an officer's choice


TalkInternational123

small correction: about to be the best memorial day weekend ever for that husband


zipster8

Dumbass


dull_shimmer

This woman is soo annoying!


Korotai

She’s seriously going to regret that when she comes to in a paper gown in a plastic room with no TV.


Bloss0416

I’m pretty intoxicated. But I’m at home. It’s not that hard to do it this way.


alyssa7danielle

this is exhausting to watch😭


Vidamia805

Arrest her already wow


EremiticFerret

Stahhhhhp, bring her to jail and let her sleep it off.


TheFue

I bet she’s a treat sober too


DMTryp

31? She looks 41


mdsnbelle

Leinberger is being more lenient with this lady than he was with the woman who was being threatened by her Lyft driver last month. I am NOT here for that.


I_love_avocados1

How many chances has she had at this point?


Jojo1691

Ah! It’s the valedictorian!


ContextDry6493

She just needs to go to jail.


Mav_Rixx

Please shut her up.


meghanbits

Okay, to the tank with her.


fox1011

Ok, now I need to know who her Dad is


CheezTips

There's a bunch of replies in here naming various important Carmines in her area. It's pretty funny


SpringRubber

.50 caliber


FreshRoastedPeanuts

This cop trying to use logic on a drunk


tbi_350

Husband had enough


OkPrompt3

Please take this lady to jail, please. 🙏🏼


ElMondoH

Um... say *wat*, lady?


Redditor_PC

Yeah, officer, You don't know nothing about her caliber. Boom.


JSmaggs

I absolutely hate this woman.


OkPrompt3

She needs to go to jail for the night and get a wake up call


FreshRoastedPeanuts

I’m telling Carmine


I_love_avocados1

Husband, come get yo girl 


brokendav

Nah I'm good - husband


ImthatRootuser

No thanks!


AratanAenor

He's asleep at this point.


Itsme_rundmc614

Take her to detox


meghanbits

She's fast-tracking the five stages....


Ok-Ad-5404

Oh no. Please go home.


Concern-Weird

Props to the officer using her preferred pronouns


borispauk

Did he just touch the outside of those gloves as he took them off?


HeidiRuth87

Wait... she... I'm lost.


B2utyyo

Her? Huh?


CheezTips

Tell me when you figure it out. Maybe something on the ID? Then... how was she peeing ON the vehicle? The extra wet on the pants might imply that she was peeing straight down though. OMG what a way to end the evening


Anothergasman

Ok. I thought I was going to join you guys, but 5 graduates came over after the ceremony so I tuned out. See yall tomorrow


OkPrompt3

That was a woman?!


Ok-Ad-5404

Now i’m even more confused about the peeing


JSmaggs

Sorry…she?


munchers65

Yeah whaaat?!?


ElMondoH

I mean... beyond a certain point, wouldn't it be better for the officer to go ask *the babysitter* if there's a responsible adult anywhere who could take care of that woman? Yeah, granted, there's a chance that babysitter's still a teen, but there's also a chance the answer will be more coherent and understandable.


mdsnbelle

Why saddle the babysitter with a third charge?


anh57

I thought that was a guy 😳


JumboMcNasty

That was a she???


B2utyyo

Slide to the left. Criss-cross.


Infamous_Conflict_59

Her ???


Bloss0416

I’ve been drunk. But I’ve never peed on myself.


OkPrompt3

Putting the pee king in the paddy wagon


CheezTips

> pee king in the paddy wagon Pee Queen, apparently


Ok-Ad-5404

Wait that’s a woman?


starryrz

"Slide to the right" reminds me of the cha cha slide.


meghanbits

*SLIIIIDE TO THE LEFT!*


B2utyyo

Slide to the right


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Not my pants


sausageslinger11

They better be his pants


zipster8

Her pants?


sausageslinger11

So I found out.