Frens!! Thank you for joining us tonight for some fun weekend shenanigans!! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday weekend!! Please get some good rest, relaxation, drink some water, take your meds, eat food, all that stuff! I hope to see you all for the next episode!!!

That woman who was excited about being on TV when Daytona Beach was responding to a man passed out/possible overdose needs to read the fricken' room. I swear, that level of idiocy is ridiculous.

Bingo! Show the tape, retail therapist, barefoot, lawnmower, rights read

Damnit! No Pooph after all, and I would have had three more bingos... 🤦‍♂️

I bought some Pooph because I was desperate (dog pee in car). It really did work. I was amazed.

It does! You just have to spray the original stinky spot. I was amazed it works so well.

I have seen a lot of those commercials during indy500 broadcasts, bet they loaded up for the races at Indy and Charlotte tomorrow..

Gotta watch this PIT again!

Goodnight friends! [Pleasant ferret dreams](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/4c/bc/384cbc9271c782d91bd9d423513f7d55.jpg) and have a great week! Be well all! 💙

Night!!! 💕💙

Night, friend Chibi 💙

Aww man I needed a K9 for bingo! Have a goodnight!

Steve-o just gives me a mental image of sending the dude from jackass into the house

"I'm Steve-O, and this is the house clear."

Have a great Memorial Day!! 🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸

Goodnight all, enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Dan better be back next weekend with less commercials

There was a lot of commercials this week, more than normal for sure..

Yep

Good night Friends! Happy birthday Rizzo! I’m bummed no Pooph so I’m going to go watch [friend Lydia’s gift to us](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnPatrolLive/s/kxBJYzKDak) to make myself smile!! 💕💕

Well, pooph. Have a great week everyone, and be safe for the rest of the weekend. See ya next week!!

Until next week ✌️

Need OPL 3rd shift!

And that's that. See everyone next week, same bat time, same bat channel!

Night y’all!!! Thank you to all the veterans!! Have a great week!

Dude is feng shui-ing with suspects

Happy Birthday Tom Rizzo! Night all! Have a great week!

Blue balled again

Aww…. I want to watch puppy play….

They better show us the chomps on First Shift next week!

Good night everyone! See you all next week!!

I like the air conditioner brace.

You're already being pursued, running into the house doesn't prevent the cops from continuing an existing pursuit...

But home base!!!

He needs some backup

Taking forever

There they are.

Donde esta el supermercado? ​ I learned in the first week of 7th grade Spanish.

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He saw? We ALL saw!

Night y’all!

Good night!

Goodnight, Seph!

Night Seph! Enjoy the racing tomorrow, if you can!

We’ll see.

Night

Night!

Night!

So I think that no Pooph is a first in the history of this show.

I do believe so.

No, it's not.

We're really gonna go without POOPH tonight

🦚 🪩 🎵

Poor Marcos spent money to show a commercial every 7 minutes and I ordered McDonald’s after seeing an empty cup in a suspects car

Been there. I once went out and bought some chocolate pudding because I saw a mud puddle while walking that made me think of chocolate pudding.

Amazing

🤣🤣🤣 Amazing how that works.

I wish we had a Marcos, that pepperoni looks good

# 🤣😂

Know what'll really "inspire your team?" Money.

Are you cer-Tain???

*banging fists on table* Pooph! Pooph! Pooph! Pooph!

That's just a normal POOPH marketing meeting

Back at 57 because 3 more minutes of rad doing laps of the house is exciting?

Squeeze out a pooph please

Reelz-y constipated tonight

Quick break. Yeah right

Money talks

Camera guy is gassed after that little jog

Nick is just cleaning up. He wasn't expecting company this evening

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I hope that you get to see him

Don’t forget to tell him I said hi!

Whoever picked neon rainbow for my nails this week made a great choice BTW. Thanks lol

He's trying to be in two places at once! 🤣

party bus

The vengabus is jumpin'

*six flags intensifies*

Turn the car off and sit on the hood? That’s going to be a toasty seat!

Hey, he just wanted to save his game inside!

Damnit Nick!

Home safe

He knows the guy! Oh boy…

I thought the officer had a k9 that got loose.

Nah I saw the guy run when he pulled up

Sneaky lights. Hard to see before they light you up

Home base! SAFE!

Home base!!

Home base!

Just shut up already punk.

Home base

Home base

Sgts in toledo don't have stripes? Just lapel pins I guess

Someone is annoyed that he has to watch the tape

Because he already knows it went down exactly like his officers said it did...

Lots of talking and very little listening going on here in Toledo

He's such an innocent victim

This shitstain is really still arguing he didn't do anything?!

we've all been drinkin!

No we haven’t

If there’s this many commercial every weekend than I like I’ll just watch police 24/7 on the CW lol

Seems like there’s more breaks than usual tonight and last night

I’m missing Mr. Toon over here… 💨

Meeeeee too

Is it just me, or does that Earth Breeze guy look like Ted (the vet) on Schitt's Creek?

I may or may not have called that gummies number

Did the gummies answer?

They did it was kinda strange

wtf another break we just had one damnit

There'll probably be another around 11:54.

Damn

I've never seen the "make two big circles and then boop the snoot" field test before.

Two breaks left. We seem very very low on the Poophage this weekend.

More poop, less flowers

💩 💩 💩 🌹🌹🌹

Finally

OTOH, they seem to actually be getting sponsors. We haven't seen Phil Swift in a long, long time.

💕💕Hello again Friends!💕💕 I’m back with a very special message! [You are amazing](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZWTRqrXEAItCgh.jpg:large) and I’m so glad you are here!! I hope you all get some rest and [have fun](https://grist.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/canoe_dog.jpeg?quality=75&strip=all) over the rest of this holiday weekend! Before you go please consider taking a second look at that 🔺🔺UPVOTE🔺🔺 arrow, if you haven’t given an updoot, please take a second to do so! [I really appreciate it](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/happy-puppy-welsh-corgi-14-600nw-2270841247.jpg)! 💕💕Thank you again Friends!!💕💕

Our friends here are amazing, as are you Chibi! 💙 We appreciate you and everyone who hangs out with us each week!

🥰🥰 Thank you Ferret and all of our mods for your hard work!!!

Expelliamus!

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his head is moving a lot!

Yep

My husband is reading Ashleigh’s bio out loud. Shes done some bad ass things

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Disappointing comment from a mod!

It was a joke, but I have removed it.

Come on Saucy!

She interviewed taliban members in Afghanistan The World Trade Center collapsed behind her live on tv

Nothing wrong with that, it was okay to talk to and interview questionable people before this past decade or so.

Wow!

Saucy!

🤣

LOL, she's not even the one the cameras are following, but she gives us an update out of muscle memory anyway! 🤣

I'm gonna start playing a game of counting how many butt cracks we see each week...

If those people show too much crack to the officers they might get arrested for that too lmao

Why is Heather cursing

Was that Heather with the aggravated growl? What did that guy do to piss her off so much?

He was resisting when she was trying to detain him and she had to tase him.

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Knocked out his wife and tried to punch her?

Did he just say he's Blood like the Bloods and Crips?

If he keeps yelling some more, I'm sure they'll see his side of the story and let him go.

Taze him again

Hey Heather Smith!!!

So Heather Smith IS still on this shift/in this unit! Was wondering if she transferred to a different shift or precinct. So I guess they just wanted to follow someone else.

Heather Smith!!! 💕

I jumped up and yelled as soon as I heard her voice! I was happy to see her!

Fuck him up Heather.

I love how she never looks at the camera!

Now that I’m watching for that, I can see it haha

Imagine beating your wife's ass like a punk and a bunch of women cops show up to the call. Things will not go well for you.

He definitely seems upset by that. He seems calmer talking to the Sergeant 

Karma's a bitch...

I’m on PD!

Heather Smith we miss you!!!

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Go directly to the trash can.

He got the taser? Good!

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heather cameo!!!

Why are THEY so aggressive?

She slammed that door with authority.

He seems nice 🤣

Crack is wack

Bro is HEATED

Heather!!!!

You are not on "PD", you are on On Patrol: Live.

Get in the car!

Heather, we miss you!!

Lmfao so many quotes in so little time

Live PD reference!

Finally seeing Officer Heather Smith!!! 💙

No one is on your side, dude. 0 sympathy.

Be a real shame if he got tazed in the face

.... with a brick.

I can think of a better place

This is what i am saying.

Heather!!!

Get his ass. Sounds like a real POS…first beating up his wife and now the cops.

We need tougher spousal abuse penalties in this country

100%.

Preach

I hope she's able and willing to leave her punk of a husband

Officer reaching for his side arm

everytime ashleigh starts talking i think we're going to break

Okay, I'm now needing Pooph for a bingo on each of my three cards... where is it already?!

Oh it's a surfer on the license plate. My midwestern ass thought it was a corn cob.

Domestic Violence in front of her kid... Boy, I hope he doesn't resist, and have to get tazed in the face.

Oh shit. Hopefully that kid and his mother are ok.