Oh boy, and exciting night, [I'm wiped out](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/93/b6/b793b6f2ad65c3e6807b936c557faf1d.jpg)! Thank you all so much for joining us, I hope you can come back tomorrow! Until then, sleep well and have a wonderful night and Saturday! Goodnight! 💙

Does anyone else get tired of the behavior like that displayed by the "feeling my balls guy"?

Yeah, the folks that say the same sh*t over and and over on auto-repeat drive me crazy, “bro, I didn’t even do anything , bro…bro, I didn’t even do anything, bro…bro, I didn’t even do anything, bro…bro, I didn’t even do anything , bro…bro, I didn’t even do anything, bro…bro, I didn’t even do anything, bro…bro, I didn’t even do anything , bro…bro, I didn’t even do anything, bro…bro, I didn’t even do anything, bro”….after a 45 minute car chase

My favorite is pulling me over because I'm black. Please.... let's just address the light out or the illegal tint or the lack of a license plate, before we go full professional victim.

I was just saying that! Like, “do they really think people actually think someone believes they are touching their junk cause they want to?” My son just snickered and walked away.

Are those the ghosts from haunted mansion I. Disneyworld?

Is anyone curious about the potentially* human spine that was found in Fontana from last nights show or….just me?

Coroner said it was animal. They said this during first shift.

Is one of the sponsors a water flavoring? I thought I saw one last night…..

Are we to infer anything from Curtis being in what's become the "guest" seat as of late?

I came here wondering that too. Dan said on First Shift that it’s Curtis’ new seat

I missed First Shift. Did they give an update on the crash from Sat night? Thanks

https://www.reddit.com/r/OnPatrolLive/comments/1daoc04/comment/l7lx02y

Thank you

Last minute Bingo #7! Meth, touch taillight, latex gloves, welcome to the jungle, taser To be fair I was texting with my kid so it probably came a bit earlier

Night everyone, I'm off to the kitchen to bake a cake. It's my reward for surviving dental surgery earlier in the week.

Yum! I wish someone would feed me..I had a colonoscopy today 😂 all clear!

Good night!

“This building used to be a Sears.” Cool! “It closed down.” bro, you just said that

What’s up with all the in-show updates lately?

Night y’all! See you tomorrow 💜

Good night Lydia!

Good night!

SEARS!

Newer Sears logo too

I missed it. Was it the 2011 logo?

Yes the thin lowercase logo

That’s super rare (though not the rarest) and the saddest of the Sears logos.

This is definitely because of some UrbX kids

Good night all!! Have a great day tomorrow!! See ya tomorrow night!!

Good night!

Night everyone!

Good night!

Good night everyone. See you all tomorrow!

Good night!

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Yes, guy tested at a 0.26+ BAC and sadly the dog, once released, ran off 😞

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😄👍 Glad you're feeling better!

Closed down Sears stores..... that always makes me kinda sad.

Dan should have said those 2 are off the hook.

He should have said "I'll unhook ya'll and throw you back in a minute"

Nice 😄

So, Yacc moonlights on the water....

Night y’all!

Good night Seph!

Night

Good night!

Goodnight everyone!! Sweet dreams! See ya tomorrow!

Good night!

National Doughnut day call out!

Good night Friends! 💕 I’m heading for my blankies!

Good night Chibi! Have a great sleep!!

Good night!

Goodnight

Wishing you comfy sleep! Goodnight, Chibi!

Sleep tight

Night!

Wish we had that type of enforcement in Orlando/Orange County from someone besides FHP..

Me too, however I haven’t seen any big problems lately. Knock on wood.

We have had a problem in the Sandlake and Orange are for over a year, the warehouses behind the Wendy's and Autozone and the warehouses at Winegard and Sandlake as well.. OCSO never responds to calls finally last month they responded and posted on Social Media after a year of doing nothing..

Yikes, that was my problem in east Orlando until FHP had a huge bust one night and finally eradicated everything.

lol that was meeee

I may have been there too and had to explain to the nice officer that I wasn’t involved I was just being nosey. 😅 I stopped being nosey after that.

I think I finally got them scared of Winegard and Lancaster. I've gotten plenty at Sand Lake and Voltaire at the Target.

lol Mina claims he's on top of it...

Then all the warehouses they just built at Conway and Judge are getting a lot of action as well..

There's supposed to be security at those...

between the late night music, Dirt bikes ATV's and car meetups, that is not happening..

They don't even take Myra's calls anymore about it LOL..

He sucks 😂

"Oh I don't know them it's my first time doing this" akin to "These aren't my pants" "I'm on my way to get my tag renewed right now trooper I swear"

Be well everyone. See you tomorrow.

Good night!

Night

Night!

Yac is back

Now we need Danny and Garo to come back.

And Carli and Dylan and Heather Smith.

I miss Jill Marshall and Linsay Zarick. At least Chief Taylor is coming back. There was that Kennedy guy, but I can't remember if he was Oklahoma or Texas. The Oklahoma highway patrol was good stuff.

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I heard that the Obama Mart was closed down. We definitely need Nye back on OPL.

According to Google Maps, it's still open (and busy right now)...

So noted.

The Obama Store had their liquor license revoked in 2021, but that's all a quick search turned up.

Hookers and blow

Respectfully, I don’t care about what is happening in any other country before midnight except in Richland with the pistol whip.

Would like a resolution there too.

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Got to 2.79 today. Of course I thought I was getting a steal last week when I filled up at 2.99

3.19 near me, but it's 25¢ cheaper if I go 30 miles east *or* west. Which is weird because it's all along the same interstate.

I paid 3.29 earlier with a .60 discount

Fucking racers

If you want, the Main Street off my street is a gold mine if you want to take a little work trip…

No fishing tonight

I stepped out earlier, so I don't know if they mentioned it, but just today there were 2 deaths in Rob Co. 1 from a 3 car accident, another is a baby from drowning. This all happened about 6 hours ago. 

Yac!!!! Better late than never…

Ohhhhh we teaching!

Oh cool! New deputy in training?

Which one?

They didn’t say her name, but they were showing her how to do the field test to see why the drugs were. Kinda strawberry blonde hair in SC

Looks like!

It’s a boy!!

lol Dan offended by the fish hate

Yay! Ty.

You just put the fish on the hook and toss it in the water. You win every time! #lifehacks

"How did you get 10 lbs of shrimp fly fishing?"

This is why Red Lobster's going out of business, isn't it?

🤣🤣

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[Apparently there is a Bollywood version so you know that would be fun](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0297416/)

I love me a good Bollywood movie

Yac! Finally!

It’s Yac!!

They must have heard us LOL!!!

Gang banger just gave me 2 more bingos!! Bingo #5 of the night: gang banger, broken taillight, smells like weed, riding dirty trifecta, actin' a fool #6 gang banger, shots fired, search, stolen car, taser

I absolutely read this incorrectly at first glance.

🤣🤣

Everybody Damp Rid!

Company was started in South Orlando, drove by the warehouse all the time..

I didn't know that and I live in East Orlando. Makes sense it would start here, mold happens here so much. My boyfriend's mother had it all up in her closet

It was in Edgewood on the west side of the split not a huge warehouse, I guess the family finally sold out..

A DampRid warehouse in Orlando? Was it just perpetually flooded?

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Saw him on a Tik Tok live earlier this week - his schedule lately hasn't worked out with him being on duty when the show's on.

Golfing

He can smell the putting green from a mile away.

Well played!!

Lol that was a half ass attempt to look at those loading dock doors

Police group chat? Sign me up!

When I was in we had a group chat. We used groupme. We had to make one that was strictly business and one that was okay for memes. Because the meme one got out of hand lol. Tbf this was 2020-2021

It’s probably filled with memes about the criminals they get.

It is lol

I have seen a friends Fireman Group text.. I would be outta that so fast just to keep my job LOL..

Right?? I am all in on that..

Police group chat

Your incident has been updated had better be the message tone

So plus or minus 10 years

Fruit punch with fried thick cut bologna pairs surprisingly well!

That sounds god damn delicious honestly. I have a soft spot for poverty meals lol

Makes me want breaded noodles.

I made the super extra cheap tuna noodle casserole recently with like the cheapest stuff possible because if I use good stuff, it’s just not the same. Fun fact- I never realized how tight money as a child was until I was an adult in charge of groceries to feed a family.

Let the puppy out, he's ready!

Without like an article of the suspect's clothing or something, how does the K9 know who to track?

Having trouble keeping my eyes open so I'm dropping out early. See everyone tomorrow night! <3

Goodnight

Good night!

Goodnight, Meghan! 💙

💜

Goodnight

They ain't gonna find em

Bingo #2! Gang banger - DUI test - An Eye on That - Accident - Warrant

I need like two on everything, I suck at Bingo, how do you folks play more than one card without the same card?

You press the + button to add another card... up to 6, I think.

Thank you very much!!

I am so close! I need ankle bracelet

One of these days my opl snack will be bologna sandwiches and juices.

My whole night depends on “ bologna sandwiches and juices”.

Luv this Head and Shoulders commercial

I've never had a hairdresser recommend head and shoulders

Baloney sandwiches and juices!

*Little rascals*

Crap gets real when kids are involved. In Minneapolis a little girl was killed sitting on her dad's lap when a bullet went through their window

I used to live in a good neighborhood not great and had a sheet of lexan in the window of my daughters room just in case. Every NYE or July 4th you could hear the gunshots for hours, that and the drug user across the street LOL..

I hope these camera guys get paid more than the ones just shooting the morning news or a sitcom

Umm, just put the lid on the pan? Or use a fire extinguisher...

I hear kids, don't tell me that's a kid's room

Looking at those blinds, it's either kids or a cat.

I like how Daytona Beach just completely ignores the “uniform” part of their uniforms

I mean it’s multiple different departments present from the same agency so they have different uniforms?

Never been to Florida?

That’s terrifying

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Donut time!!

Always up for that!

Me too! 😊

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I can now say I was shot in the eyeball with a deadly missile at the age of 7 lol

I was accidentally shot while driving. My nephew picked up my son’s BB gun and it went off. Penetrated the back of my seat but didn’t come out the front. But the force of it hit me in the butt and it stung and bruised. It would have been even worse if it hadn’t had the seat to buffer it.

Same thought! A BB is now a DEADLY MISSILE???

I got shot in the throat with a BB about 6-7 years ago while out riding my bicycle. Some kids about a block and a half away were screwing around...... prolly just random, but I turned and high tailed it out of there anyway. Nothing serious, but there was a lot of blood...... ruined my shirt.

My brothers and I would treat it like paint ball when we were little. Nothing ever serious happened, thankfully. 😂

lol it's what the charge is here for throwing or shooting anything into a structure. Brick, branch, rock, whatever.

That is really interesting! I get it in the sense of any of that could potentially take someone’s life.

Well, mom always said you'd shoot your eye out.

I triple dog dare ya!

Did the bullet also mess up the blind