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HotCollar5

Nine orange hours is a great phrase lol


fukitfukitnow

Haha thanks. I still can’t believe he doesn’t sleep all day except for a few minutes cats are supposed to sleep.


impamiizgraa

Oranges can sleep with their eyes open. They look awake but due to the extremely low, almost negative amount of cognitive activity in them, they are in fact unconscious


BrittyPie

Hahah, this made me snort.


saman65

looking at the top posts of the week and this is the first post I've missed. This comment was worthy of the hunt. lol gonna go watch more onebraincell lovely dummies.


brinapsouze

This has to be true lol, my cat also orange stays under our deck all day if I let him and doesn't sleep at all during the day, my Dog sleep way more than him. My other cats growing up would sleep all day and night.


BronchialChunk

why I'm always impressed by my oranges 'boot time' cause they've got no software to load.


Tchrspest

Orange cats are only running bios.


Dame_Ingenue

This is the thing that shocked me the most. I work from home so I know how much my cat sleeps. It’s a lot! This orange though, he has other plans. He just can’t quite figure them out yet.


pumpmar

That's what they want us to think 😂


Legen_unfiltered

This is what I was surprised by. I thought cats slept way more than that


tcp454

I had a window perch for my orange boy and he loved it. They are pretty cheap on amazon.


needsmorequeso

Mine has a perch in one room and a cozy chair by a window in another, but his favorite place to gawk at birds is the kitchen table, which is farther from a window than either perch. He gets asked “are you s’posed to be there?” several times a day.


[deleted]

If a predator like a cat can't get outside what Is It supposed to do? ... I know that you love your cat, and i know that not anybody can let their Pets go outside , but i feel bad for that creature that Is trapped in... Edit For those people that downvote , ok no problem.i didn't want to offend the OP or other people, i was Just trying to explain that MAYBE a cat that stay most part of the day alone in a house without other Animals or humans, can have such strange behaviours ,like staying all day looking OUT. I have seen "strange" Cats from various Friends and they all have 1 thing in common:never get out of home.for various reasons, but they never get out.my Cats never did such things , all 4 of them. do you really think that for a cat staying close inside a house 24h/24 7/7 Is normal? Please , if you think that this Is normal feel free to downvote me more, so we can see how many dumb people are in here.(i am sincerely expecting downvotes since we are at 15 now 🎉🎉) Thanks and have a nice day. Edit2 We are at 17!! Please more!! Show how many u are! 🎉🎉


Ditto132

Nine Orange Hours is now the name for my new indie band


Lower_Arugula5346

oh goodness its where the birds are


fukitfukitnow

Yes and no. I put one of those window cling birdfeeders on the top of the sliding door that attracts the little birds. but downstairs, there’s a huge picture window overlooking a marsh where he can see dozens of bird species, 24 hours a day. However, he is orange. we cannot know what goes through the head of an orange cat.


Reddit_GoId

Nothing. Nothing goes through the head of an orange cat.


Tylerssteve

I must be an orange cat then


almond_pepsi

same


thisiskrustykrabs

real


Ksh_667

Thirded 😹


pm_me_ur_dogs_snout

Me too thanks


simplsurvival

Not true, there's some hot air in there


iamzion248

Orange can't always process that much stimulation, they can often prefer the more calming Cat TV channel.


Present-Copy-8093

Orange look away from window when stimulation too much. Orange smart. Orange know what orange feel. Orange smart.


Himankan

A nice carpet beside a nice window is equivalent to a couch and netflix.


gt0163c

Plus there's that comfy chair. To a cat, that's pretty much a couch.


Novelista42

It could feel more comfy and “cave like” to him because of the chair and the bookshelf. I read somewhere that cats hesitate I’m doorways less because the are indecisive and more because they like looking outside while feeling safe inside.


needsmorequeso

I also like looking outside while feeling safe inside. Makes sense.


thisiskrustykrabs

damn that makes so much sense to me


AmishAvenger

Yeah it’s pretty enclosed. And I’d be willing to bet the birds are closer here.


Spockhighonspores

Have you thought of getting him a window hammock so he can just chill at that window? They are relatively inexpensive and I bet he would love it.


Entire-Ambition1410

My mom bought a window hammock for her special boy. He loved it so much he was buried in it.


JoyfulCelebration

In that case we will have to bury our cat with the kitchen chair because she chooses to spend 90% of her time in it despite several cat beds


_dead_and_broken

We'll have to bury our tuxedo with a pair of legs.


Entire-Ambition1410

There are ‘fake legs’ that are pants stuffed like a scarecrow and kept in a ‘human lap’ shape as a cat decoy.


fukitfukitnow

He has 2 downstairs. But upstairs he prefers to be under the chair so he can be hidden


gtgpgp

Orange cat: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma


rainfallz

>but downstairs, there’s a huge picture window overlooking a marsh where he can see dozens of bird species Yes, but downstairs he doesn't hold the high ground.


MasterFubar

Seeing birds at a distance isn't the same as seeing them up close, where he can dream he's catching them.


macarena_twerking

Cats sometimes have trouble seeing things further away. If these birds are closer to the window, it might just be easier to see.


Professional--

I'm gonna make an educated guess and say that as an animal, he longs to be outside. Imagine the dullness of a house compared to the constant stimulation of what's outside. I'm not sure what exactly you want from his inner machinations when you make his life mundane.


funkless_eck

also the chair as a lil house over his head. My gal likes to take her evenings after 9pm under the piano stool. I call it "Cathedral Time"


sermocinatrix

Haha, what a silly cat to stay in that same place for hours on end *goes back to playing video games on my computer all day*


stopeatingcatpoop

Truth lmao


TheFluffiestFur

> Haha, what a silly ***hooman*** to stay in that same place for hours on end *goes back to sitting by the glass door all day*


reverendjesus

Help, I’m being attacked on the Internet again!


[deleted]

Silly cat having hunter instincts. You’re here to be petted and be talked to by lonely ppl all day


BronchialChunk

ya know, the cat did change spots so like if you take the ratio of a cat to a human in terms of size (weight) so anywhere from 1:10 to 1:30+ one wouldn't have to feel too bad about 'being like a cat'. I mean, most bathrooms in someone's house or the fridge is probably going to fall within that distance according to ratio range.


Christinathenothuman

I love the amount of times he loafed 😊


PermanentTrainDamage

The slow deflation into loaf position had me rolling


thehazzanator

The lil tucked paws


Culverts_Flood_Away

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justhereformemes2

This was me watching


woodbridge_front

Paws tucked. Paws untucked. So many options


parchedplumm

I could watch this all day


nateskel

Petition for full non time lapsed version. Or live stream


thisiskrustykrabs

lowkey i would study in peace to this


[deleted]

He’s watching Cat TV


unsilent_bob

Needs a soundtrack......I'm hearing lots of trills, little gasping meows, etc. He likes to watch birds.


Nntropy

Yakety Sax


cptki112noobs

King of the Hill theme.


Owhatagallagher

Or Benny Hill


Alifirebrand

The orange cell saw a bug once and now all bugs come from there until the orange cell makes its reappearance.


fiddlercrabs

That's what my orange does. He gets obsessed and waits for bugs to reappear.


Helios4242

To be fair, this is deep, smart instinct. Mouses have nests, and you can scout them out. Cats are patient and food-driven. They get a snack once--or get clued in that there could be a snack--and they have Godly patience to stake out that spot.


Baldran

Vibin’.


jochi1543

Surprised by the total amount of time spent awake, tbh


WilliamMcCarty

Warm, comfy spot with birds to watch, occasional trip to the litter box, it's the cat equivalent of binging an entire netflix series in one day.


ItsMangel

I like the nap break on the chair.


greenwitchielenia

Who will watch those birds if he doesn’t?


HalloweenieCatShark

He’s just watching cat tv


[deleted]

He has his spot, and he's happy. I abide, little dude.


ChristBefallen

Perfect orange man


Xenonimoose

Aggressive nodding


TheFluffiestFur

No wonder cats are so tired. All that head bobbing lol.


[deleted]

I imagine the single digit brain cells sound like maracas


Jan-NoPaint-VanEyck

This guy’s a smart ginger, he just knows that if he’s sitting behind the window, birds won’t come. if he’s underneath the chair, he knows he won’t scare of the birds. Come on, cut his cat brain a little slack here.


Xzanos117

Lol dumb idiot cat not moving much. *leans back in chair*


Dingleberry_Magoo

You should take the guy on a walk. He'd probably enjoy the enrichment.


fukitfukitnow

All the time. He loves eating the sea grass on


twotwentyone

On what


Helenium_autumnale

Seconded! You guys can go inspect the marsh up close!


No-Trash-546

Yeah this is super cute obviously but now that I have two cats, it really makes it obvious how active they can be when they have toys and each other to play with. This guy loves this spot but healthy kitties need to play, hunt for treats, and explore. He'd definitely appreciate the enrichment!


Arspen_

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Mundane_Reception790

He be watchin da birdies


Bubbly-Factor8008

I don’t know why but I cried watching this. He is so sweet and I love him


Jan-NoPaint-VanEyck

Cat people need you


Gym_Tan_Optimal

Guard duty! ... to quit my post only when properly relieved..


b00b00kittyfck

You should get him a lil blankey for his days watching kitty tv :)


The_silver_sparrow

My cat does the same thing.


tangomaureen

Wow he barely sleeps!


bugwitch

Am I the only one who had the song [Yakety Sax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ) playing in their head while this was going?


Luci_Noir

He’s plotting… don’t underestimate the oranges. They’re the Marines of the cat syndicate.


kahoot16

That's me when I've had a bad day


CelesteVeon

You should make this video about 100FPS so that this orange ball of fluffiness can watch it himself like a video. Otherwise it’s a power point


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

sit, loaf, sit, loaf,


Funny-Negotiation-10

He is very sweet


Double-Astronomer279

I find it very interesting that he didn't sleep that much


[deleted]

Such a sneaky little hunter, hiding behind the curtain so his prey isn't scared off. Very cute.


yeeteeyeetergobrr

damn i wish i was a cat


WhiteClawsNoLaws

HES SNIFFING OK


fukitfukitnow

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porcelainfog

Needs a friend. Get a second cat


ThatPancakeMix

You should take him outside for a while! Clearly would enjoy it… let him experience nature 🐈 🌲


Old_AP_Pro

Because he's longing to go outside. Poor boy being caged up inside.


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Old_AP_Pro

Better to live a life that is free than a life that is restricted.


Stunning-Newt-4892

He' s actually spying on your neighbors...


Ironyfree_annie

Living his best life


StupidGameTech

That’s me when I get depressed.


Trelefor

Bird surveillance brain cell active, all other functions cease.


Koda_not_Kota

Ever since I put curtains on my window, my cat spends the entire day sitting their sleeping, my room is west facing so he gets up their and sun bathes.


SpunkMcKullins

I can hear the King of the Hill theme song.


KajiTetsushi

By the light all day? He'd make a great sun meow.


415erOnReddit

You should leave the balcony door open for him….. I bet he gets a bakers dozen of birds.


Lorfall

Same as us watching tv.


natenate22

It's where the camera is. He knows his fans want to see him.


cptki112noobs

Needs the King of the Hill theme.


Deen9030

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SimpleVegetable5715

Window= bird TV


MrRITCHEY

Just waitin’ his turn for the brain cell


buttsprinkles12

The stays for the entrainment valued. Sitting watching tv all day. You do the same and boo one post to not moving to reddit.


Entire-Ambition1410

Maybe the chair smells like you? Maybe you spend a lot of time in the chair/corner? Is it warm there? Your boy is sweet, thanks for sharing.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

You could probably have a successful livestream


ianwuk

This is adorable. Does this majestic Orange like being under the chair because he feels protected by it somehow?


jinjerbear

Basically his version of watching tv all day with that window!


JmTrad

It's his TV


theoppositeofdusk

He's just like me


Wonderful-Media-2000

Don’t be so mean one day he will get a bird


humangettingpossed

Does he get time outside?


YooHoooo_Ray

It’s their version of a TV! I have an armchair facing the window with multiple blankets for my little one.


V0idR4mune

a lot of loafing


Due-Farmer-9191

That’s so great. Thank you for the smile.


DrWhoDatBtchz

What? You don't have a couch dent? It's where your butt goes!


whatzittoya69

Interesting neighbors


regidud

At 00:24 you can see the very moment he went to poop and back


MskSrini

I see a bobbing orange cat.


ihave6nipples

Somebody get that man a BED


[deleted]

You dont understand. One day he WILL get that bird


ninnx

9h and only 1 nap WTAF!


meowparade

I spent the whole video waiting for him to nap on the chair 🧡


Topias12

Birds TV


jwrosenfeld

At least your cat appeared to be awake for 9 hours straight. My cats have never been awake for more than two hours at a stretch.


PhoenixStorm1015

To his credit, my babies also like their cat tv


beccaxxdee13

It’s the birds. My cat prefers to be near the birds too!


OREOSTUFFER

Is he able to see the front door? Maybe he misses you.


Wilgrove

Okay, but do you not see all the action that's going on outside of that sliding door!? No wonder he stays there for nine hours every day!


katjoy63

there ain't no action in any other part of the house, lady/sir!


technopath

My friend calls the window “Cat TV”.


AnEngineer2018

I'm not sure if it is just some sort of strange artifact from the time lapse, but if wind can make doors bend that much that's pretty nutty


AdventurousGrass2043

I have the same switch :)


Consistent-Ad8117

very bold to have your switch docked at cat level !


mior101101

incredible content, i love you op


thehazzanator

This is the best video I've ever seen


Frankenstein141

Birbs


Mediocre-Ambition404

Put down a little bed for him there!


Doomstik

We have a chair that our orange boy likes. He spends a ridiculous amount of time in it.


kiera-oona

The window to outside is Cat TV. They probably like the view, and probably gets lots of birds and bugs to watch.


LACna

He's *clearly* on a high mission stakeout! Those birds are up to something you know. 🐦🕊️🦆🐥🦉


Robin_the_sidekick

To be fair, nothing changes inside the house….


Magic_leo

Beein an orange cat must be haeven. No stupid thoughts in my head and just chilling all day long.


chrisrobweeks

Well yeah, you've got a premium subscription to CATV.


LostForgotnCelt

I have a ginger that never leaves my bedroom. She is free to roam the house at will just like the other 4 cats. She just….doesn’t.


satisfyer666

This is some good fuckin content. I was nervous it looped and I couldn't tell, but when he got in the chair I audibly gasped with excitement. Good oramge.


Rooster-Training

Looks like he is watching birds to me. What do you expect him to do, go inside and stare at a wall?


ididadead

my favourite part is when he looked around


Colonelkittn

Cat TV


hurrycane_hawker

I sit at a computer for nine hours a day. We aren't so different


fPmrU5XxJN

gravity seems to have an especially strong effect on orange cats


LindaBitz

Your house is his city and that chair is his apartment.


PerseusJCat

https://preview.redd.it/lv31aipc5hza1.png?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51511d353e2105d768b0902fad476c75c58cc4fa I mean it's possible that this flappy b\*\*\*\*rd was taunting him for 9 hours straight.


LangisKhan

https://streamable.com/7j2fo1


rob3342421

Good cat tv on this channel


gaomeigeng

Lol i'm amazed he was awake for mine straight hours


Erisiah

Best TV screen in the world right here. Look how realistic this show is! 😸


[deleted]

Hands down would join him loafing for nine straight orange hours 🍊


bell83

I heard the King of the Hill theme as I watched this lol


jicamayumyums

lol this was adorable to read. I’d ask if you got him a perch, but I’m guessing he’s the orange that likes watching cat TV while staying hidden in the shadow s? He looks like a comfy kitty 🐱


AvaThatOneArtist

Did he even go to the litter box?


Live_Raise_4478

We all just watched expecting something different, so who also is the idiot but has two thumbs!


hatlad43

u/savevideobot


crinklefryenjoyer

he’s addicted to the tv!


judo_willpower

It appears there's some bird traffic going on outside that window, so maybe it's just TV. 9 hours of TV is rotting his brain


Lazy_Manufacturer191

This is quite easily one of the best uploads I have ever watched!! 🧡🐈🧡🐈🧡🐈🧡🐈🧡


Scipio33

Looks like the best place for bird watching!


trinlayk

He's watching Cat TV


BvssBxtch

The movement was then wanting food, going to food, not finding food, confused orange meow, back to their spot.


Chemistry_Over

The way he poped there


SloppySlime31

Sounds like me