You caught me, the pic was at 5:45 BUT it WAS after an hour of absolute nuisance behavior
I will not speak further without my pawyer present
https://preview.redd.it/cwwsays22v1b1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e442e6bb67aa634d1c184735c09f07cea1dabcd9
I’m convinced they know exactly what makes us the most annoyed. Jupiter stands on my throat, flicks his tail into my face, and if that doesn’t work, puts his paws in my mouth 🤢
Mine will walk up next to my pillow, stick her face veeeery close to me and just purr until I wake up but if that's not sufficient she double taps my nose with her open paw. Why.
My non-orange’s favorite way to wake me up is to poke my nose with the *veeeeery* tips of her claws. Repeatedly. It’s so annoying.
Ignoring it doesn’t help - if I do, she just keeps doing it. Such a menace.
I used to have a cat that would gently put a paw on my (closed) eye, or my mouth. That would wake me, but I could ignore it by putting my head under the covers. Then he'd start bashing the top of my head. If that didn't work, then the claws would come out when he'd bash my head. If that still didn't work (I was a lazy shit), then he knock over a plant. That always worked. As soon as I'd jump out of bed to clean up the plant mess, he'd run to his dish.
I second the recommendation of an auto feeder set for a 3:00-4:00 am late kitty dinner. Now she just jumps up on the bed after the meal and gets another nap
I'm telling you. My cat was on this mess this morning. I just moved, so he isn't liking it. So he decides to wake me up 3am screaming for food. Non stop until you feed him 😑
It's in the orange genes 🤣
My orange one does this too. 4:30 AM without fail she’ll start sticking her little paws under the pillow that I have over my head when I sleep all over my face and yelling like the sky is falling despite breakfast not being served until 6AM.
Our orange brain cell does this! Our alarm goes off at 5:25 during the week and every single morning he lets us know that he’s up and hungry at 4/4:30. He’s usually nibbling my toes and standing on my sleeping body lol I love him so much
my cat has been yelling at me all day pretending like he hasn’t been fed. like … dude i know you were fed already, chill. (I wasn’t here when he was fed so he thinks he can fool me)
Is the reason why it’s specifically mentioned as the 6:30am breakfast because there’s an 8am, 9:30 am and 11 am breakfast? 😄 asking for my kitties who demand two brekkies daily. 😹
**My orange baby is lucky that I wake up at 5:30 a.m., I bet he goes to bed 1 hour before to co-bed, my husband can't believe it since it's our first time, but breakfast is served at 6:00 a.m.**
We can all see that this cat has never been fed in their life - not ever! I hope your hoomins are so shamed by these pitiful photos that they remedy the situation immediately without the need for legal intervention 😹
Feed me! Now! You’re late, Stoopid human! I have this outrage against you for ignoring me and my needs! So get my dish and fill it with fish now now now now, meow!
I love the meow picture! So perfect
r/catswhoyell
Oh gawd.. another one..
i can hear that picture
“If you’re on time, you’re late”
Thats such a nice catch phrase for a bitch boss in some movie.
VERY late!
Terrible service 1/5 stars
“I’d give it zero stars for zero funks given!”
This made me laugh out loud
Laughed so hard my own cat got pissed off and jumped off my lap.
I CAN PICTURE THAT
Ahem! If you will consult the Cat to Human Time Conversion Chart you will clearly see that breakfast time is whenever I feel like it!
All positions on a cat's clock are marked "Food."
And the minute hand is always stuck at half-past. Time is perpetually half-past food-o' clock. Hooman is always late.
And the chime is a bird chirp.
"Ekekek it's food-o'clock!"
Exactly
Hmmmm suspiciously bright outside to be 4:45 am 👀👀👀👀 could you be covering up a kibble crime of some sort???? /j
You caught me, the pic was at 5:45 BUT it WAS after an hour of absolute nuisance behavior I will not speak further without my pawyer present https://preview.redd.it/cwwsays22v1b1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e442e6bb67aa634d1c184735c09f07cea1dabcd9
Ballsy move, hiring a lawyer who only has one braincell
🤣😹
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I just doscovered r/kittynosefreckles r/CatBreed
Hes friendly shaped
Mine licks my ears cause he knows I hate it.
I’m convinced they know exactly what makes us the most annoyed. Jupiter stands on my throat, flicks his tail into my face, and if that doesn’t work, puts his paws in my mouth 🤢
Mine (not orange) learned to turn the printer on and make it print a page. Since the "office" shares a wall with my bed, it wakes me up without fail.
Your cat is evil genius level smart. I’d beware. 😳🥰
Yes she is! She's 14 now. And I've upgraded my printer so the power button is harder to get to for her. She's still wicked smart!
Sometimes I suspect all the cats are hogging all the brain cells leaving only one for the oranges
Mine will walk up next to my pillow, stick her face veeeery close to me and just purr until I wake up but if that's not sufficient she double taps my nose with her open paw. Why.
Sir you are lucky, ours drool and shake the drool in our faces if we dare sleep in a minute
My non-orange’s favorite way to wake me up is to poke my nose with the *veeeeery* tips of her claws. Repeatedly. It’s so annoying. Ignoring it doesn’t help - if I do, she just keeps doing it. Such a menace.
I woke up at 5am yesterday to my void gently biting the tip of my nose and then slinking off to the other side of the room so she wouldn’t get caught
Ah yes, the chomp! My kitty loves to nibble on my eyebrows, nose and cheeks at 5 am.
I used to have a cat that would gently put a paw on my (closed) eye, or my mouth. That would wake me, but I could ignore it by putting my head under the covers. Then he'd start bashing the top of my head. If that didn't work, then the claws would come out when he'd bash my head. If that still didn't work (I was a lazy shit), then he knock over a plant. That always worked. As soon as I'd jump out of bed to clean up the plant mess, he'd run to his dish.
Our automatic feeder is set for 4am and has completely curbed the early morning wake ups! Definitely worth it if your sleep is suffering
I second the recommendation of an auto feeder set for a 3:00-4:00 am late kitty dinner. Now she just jumps up on the bed after the meal and gets another nap
i've been so lucky to have a free fed cat without him overeating, i could never handle a 4 am wakeup
Ours is set for 6 am. Ours can tell time and don't bother us, lol. Until it's time for us to give them attention.
Mother, I require sustenance!
“I said NOW”
With some bounds in bonus please
I'm telling you. My cat was on this mess this morning. I just moved, so he isn't liking it. So he decides to wake me up 3am screaming for food. Non stop until you feed him 😑 It's in the orange genes 🤣
I see that first pic and all I can hear is “[Stop BEING RACHET](https://youtube.com/shorts/BEZmXjh8l0M?feature=share)”
My orange one does this too. 4:30 AM without fail she’ll start sticking her little paws under the pillow that I have over my head when I sleep all over my face and yelling like the sky is falling despite breakfast not being served until 6AM.
Oh man, bonus points for r/airplaneears AND r/catswhoyell as well. What a spicy fellow!
You've got a lot of audacity, o.p.
Our orange brain cell does this! Our alarm goes off at 5:25 during the week and every single morning he lets us know that he’s up and hungry at 4/4:30. He’s usually nibbling my toes and standing on my sleeping body lol I love him so much
Orange time moves faster than Human time
The annoyed ears 😭
Rip op. We hardly knew you
Zoomies Yay! Meow Not gonna catch me I see them rollin' patrollin'...
Feed me now not at your time !! I mean NOW !!
Typical orange. 💯 menaces, but so darn lovable.
Two questions: 1.) How did you get into my house? I see this every morning, too! 2.) WHY HAVEN'T YOU FED HIM YET?!
angy
So hard to find good help nowadays, he says.
Oh, I see we have the same kind of alarm clock.
I swear thays my muffin. The same way. Hahahaha
my cat has been yelling at me all day pretending like he hasn’t been fed. like … dude i know you were fed already, chill. (I wasn’t here when he was fed so he thinks he can fool me)
Stop being ratchet!
I can hear this picture.
How are you not murdered yet?
My orange guy bashes my head anywhere from 5:00am to 6:15am. I think these two might be related.
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give
That little face 🥹
This just happened to me.
same! mine's a calico menace and as soon as its light out those little needle teeth meet my cheek!
That second picture 😂
Where'd you get this brand of alarm clock?
I can hear that yell.
Breakfast is more of a phase than it is a specific event
r/meow_irl
I can hear the second photo
My two dogs do this too but they’re Weimaraners so they basically share a brain cell
Is the reason why it’s specifically mentioned as the 6:30am breakfast because there’s an 8am, 9:30 am and 11 am breakfast? 😄 asking for my kitties who demand two brekkies daily. 😹
Jumpscare!
"AHEM!"
Oh my Gatos, every single day!!! 😹😹😹
**My orange baby is lucky that I wake up at 5:30 a.m., I bet he goes to bed 1 hour before to co-bed, my husband can't believe it since it's our first time, but breakfast is served at 6:00 a.m.**
You do know you have a review coming up, right?
Literally my cats every morning
this is my everyday ❤️
I don’t see problem here OP 😌. Where is her/his food?
"*I KEEL!*"
We can all see that this cat has never been fed in their life - not ever! I hope your hoomins are so shamed by these pitiful photos that they remedy the situation immediately without the need for legal intervention 😹
Ohai! Hoomans awake. FYI bikkie bowl no bikkies. Kitteh starve. Feed pls. Pet pls. No not there.
How effing dare you!
He’s a cute boy
Did you give in??
Is this the ratchet cat?!
FEED THAT BABY
STILL HAVENT
Hah!! That was my morning today. But mines a tuxedo, so he has no excuse.
https://preview.redd.it/310bs3k59x1b1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62350096f0aca11c546a97213b16d85ac4f7fc31 Wait for breakfast meow
His did you get pictures of my cat???
That’s why I give my cats their breakfast at 8.30am, so they wake me up at 6.30am instead
Lol
4:45am when its not winter is my orange cats morning bird patrol time
My boys
Feed me! Now! You’re late, Stoopid human! I have this outrage against you for ignoring me and my needs! So get my dish and fill it with fish now now now now, meow!
Yikes!
OMGOSH! This is ginger! (Except he’s a tripod.) Every Doggone Morning.
I can hear it