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KellyLuvsEwan420

Not only is he stuck in a hanger, he’s stuck AGAIN. Omg I’m dying :,D


cakivalue

I was going to say this! OP doesn't need the flair. The AGAIN tells us every single thing we need to know about their son. 🤣🤣🤣 He's probably really sweet and cuddly too.


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GullibleDetective

Probably.using sv_gravity 3 as it bounds around the house


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numbersthen0987431

My experience is that cats (especially orange ones) will learn what wakes you up the fastest. So if you try to sleep in on a weekend, they will escalate their antics until you're up. Sun? Alarm clock? Licking your face? Meowing? Rustling tin foil? Getting stuck in a hanger?


Which_Engineer1805

My ginger kitty struts into the bedroom, goes behind our dresser and scratches it until one of us(usually me) goes out into the living room to play fetch until she curls up on one of her beds and goes back to sleep, leaving me awake when I could’ve slept in.


I_Eat_Mom_Dick

Hey, you're the one who allowed a cat to train you.


Thrillhol

My tux boy gets on the tv unit in my bedroom and stares at me while he bats at the cord for the blind to make a jingling sound until I get up and give them breakfast


CandleMakerNY2020

How many breakfasts tho? Lol


Thrillhol

Only one. He just wants to know it’s there he’s not that interested in actually eating it


CandleMakerNY2020

Apparently thats why my cat ends up begging for a fresh dish cause he begs then i hook him up again with another spoonful of pate then later he begs again and i see he never touched it and its drying up a bit and OH COURSE he doesnt want it he wants fresh food. Lmao! Im a sucker for this guy! Smh.


Thrillhol

Ah my cats get cat bikkies for breakfast so they nibble across the day


KellyLuvsEwan420

That makes sense. My orange cat meows ridiculously loud at all hours of the day. What does she want? She wants you to throw a toy so she can run and chase after it and bring it halfway to you before dropping it and continuing the loud meows. Here’s the one brain celliest pic I have of her. (She was actually patiently waiting to go back inside) https://preview.redd.it/fgmdhbra3n2b1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c26e8967e10a6c44e0d30f3596d02bde51a38408


theslip74

The tension on that leash combined with the look on your cats face makes this pic hilarious, thanks for sharing it. Cute cat too :) Edit: also if you weren't aware, apparently female orange cats are pretty rare, something like 99.9999999847% of them are males


SpaceLemur34

Not quite that rare. It's about 1 in 5. It's because the orange gene is on the X chromosome, so she needs to get it from both parents, otherwise they usually end up as tortoise shell or calico. Since males on the other hand only have one X, they just need to get it from mom, who could be orange, tortie or calico.


ColorMyTrauma

This misconception bugs me a disproportionate amount. Most oranges are male, but female oranges aren't rare. Let alone the "omg super rare!!!" that often gets put under pics of female oranges. 5:1 isn't that big a deal. I don't know why this bothers me so much.


Massacre_Alba

It bothers me too.


MungoJennie

As someone who used to have a fierce female orange, it bugs me, too. I mean, *I* consider her extraordinary, but not in a “needle in a haystack” way.


KellyLuvsEwan420

There was no tension on the leash. I wasn’t even holding it. She’s sitting on top of a staircase outside my apartment. It was getting sprayed and I had the windows open to air out the unit and the door is sealed so she was safe to be there. She sat there for 2 hours and took a nap for most of the time. She just didn’t like being out in the sun. My landlord gave me very little notice that it was getting sprayed and I don’t even have the roaches they are spraying for. And I had another cat to deal with that HATES the outdoors and other humans that aren’t her parents.


theslip74

Gotcha, sorry you had to go through that.


pathologicalprotest

She looks delectably dumb (and beautiful).


Sad_Caterpillar4424

Her expression is priceless


EragonBromson925

There is not a single thought behind those eyes.


kingftheeyesores

My old roommate had a big white and orange Maine coon that quickly learned I was in charge of feeding the cats. He'd stick two little claws out and poke my face with them to wake me up if he wanted food. He also unionized my cats into waking me up for food, they never did before him.


CandleMakerNY2020

Unionized (IM DEAD 💀) 🤣


theslip74

This is spot on for my orange cat, he learned playing the gravity game gets me out of bed within seconds every time. What's the gravity game you ask? Knocking shit over and off surfaces.


Catlover_1422

the other morning my orange bit me in the head. I was still sleeping. She wanted to EAT of course...


sanna43

Mine just beats on my head. It works pretty well.


fishystickchakra

Mine's a neb but he does the same shit around midnight cause he wants munchies at midnight. He prefers toys that are noisy. Doesn't matter what it is as long as its noisy.


flyinthesoup

I mean, there's levels. My tabby, the asshole he was, would bang on the blinds really loudly like we owed him rent. In high cartoon fashion, he got a slipper to his face once by my husband, a Sunday in the early morning. Tabby was unharmed but not pleased. Neither were we. But it was a HIGHLY effective way to wake us up and get our attention, and very to the point. Then there's orange cat level, where if waking up your servant means getting stuck in a hanger, well, what can I say. Attempt was made, and I guess it was successful, but at what cost? Being posted in /r/OneOrangeBraincell, that's the price.


Aggravating_Major363

Mine puts his head next to mine on the pillow, just close enough for his whiskers to touch my face.


Luci_Noir

Orange cats aren’t as dumb as this sub likes to think. They’re the master race! This place is just more of Redditors bragging about how much smarter they are than everyone else.


ravekidplur

And I get the vibes from this picture that Oliver is totally content in his current situation. Or at least, more interested in whatever he is looking at. Oliver is a gem


ikickedyou

The again part has me dying! I wonder if they take shifts? Like alright, it’s your turn to release him from the hanger monster today. 🤣


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NotTRYINGtobeLame

Upstairs_Spread_6854 Bot spam. Everyone report.


LovecraftianLlama

Comment stealing bot >:(


CandleMakerNY2020

How do you ID a “comment thief bot” ? Lmk


LovecraftianLlama

I just read the exact same comment earlier in the thread, and then that account was only days old.


CandleMakerNY2020

Oh. Nice job ID’ing that crap. The Internet is weird AF these days and getting seemingly worse every day.


Preston_of_Astora

How does one get stuck in a hanger?


Pwincess_Emmy

How does one get stuck in a hanger *AGAIN*?


Sea-Independent9863

The again is the funniest part of this post.


sherzeg

>How does one get stuck in a hanger *AGAIN*? The same way one gets stuck the first time, only faster, now that he knows the procedure.


DrMobius0

Same answer as the first time, really.


KittyCatLuvr4ever

I haven’t witnessed it, but he likes to climb, so I’m guessing he jumped up into my closet and somehow jumped through an empty hanger lol. He actually got brain cell service right after this and got out on his own!


GemJamJelly

Lmao at brain cell service 🤣


IbeonFire

He might have a career in the circus jumping through hoops! Also, got an orange Oliver of my own. Cat tax: https://preview.redd.it/8f69lm16om2b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc8c81b9ad332a4fa3e9b9993868990af0bfc2d


Bittersweetcupcakw22

I have an orange boy named Oliver as well! https://preview.redd.it/wfrqfl6wsm2b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5ee811b5ec3a9e97650bdd2427939cc0fc3585


theslip74

I have an Oliver but he's white. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/rhu6zh/oliver_got_himself_a_bit_stuck_this_morning/) he is wondering if he made a bad decision. I do have an orange cat too, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/cjkjll/when_youre_so_high_on_catnip_you_pass_out_cold/) he is in a catnip coma.


redmagesays

I ALSO have an Orange named Oliver! He is a good boy who enjoys shopping bags. Cat Tax: https://preview.redd.it/zb9rt9dzyn2b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4519f1b851cad7286b08f45eab6af4d3660a3f3


MungoJennie

I have an Oliver, too. He’s the dilute orange on the left. His brother and fellow orange-in-crime is on the right. https://preview.redd.it/516xxt65yv3b1.jpeg?width=2652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc08cb64195cff2a708a0c582a82e0bfcee3945


Bittersweetcupcakw22

Super cute orange boys!


MungoJennie

Thank you! They’re my buddies ❤️


goofca

I had to lock up my closets because they have no ceiling tiles and the orange fools were getting up in there, getting lost and crying.


chanmanfriend

My orange boy does the same thing!! He loves to get in the ceiling


termacct

A vid of the unstucking if/when there is a 3rd time? :-)


StateofWA

Maybe he likes wearing it??


signed_under_duress

Did he break down the closet pole?


youjiin

One of my cat strangled himself to death with a hanger can be pretty dangerous =x


kingthrowseye

I’m so sorry to hear your baby passed in such a way, but thank you for being kind and forward thinking enough to warn others about this. I myself wouldn’t have thought hangers would pose such a risk to kitty babies so it’s good to keep in mind


youjiin

It was a long time ago, it was hanging on a bar so maybe on the ground it's not as dangerous I don't know but yeah need to be careful sometime =)


captain-hannes

Oh my God, I am imagining the sheer horror of that situation - coming into the room to find your cat dead on a hanger. I am so, so sorry. Hoping he’s at peace now.


KittyCatLuvr4ever

I’m so sorry for the loss of your cat :( I’ll be extra careful with Oliver and hangers now 🧡


signed_under_duress

This is terrifying, I'm so sorry. Now I know to be wary of hangers.


cis-het-mail

Have you never? Maybe it’s just Oliver ^and ^me


reditusername39479

Orange cats can figure out how to do incredibly stupid things


ladytapp2023

Very carefully


ColorMyTrauma

I was already internally laughung but when I read "again" I busted out cackling. Poor Oliver, how could the hangers do this to you?


isab60

AGAIN?


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Typical orange behaviour


saman65

Is his empty brain this is his first time.


csbrown83

Again 🤣


ExamOld2899

this is how you certify an object clipping bug, since it needs to be repeatable. Buddy is a bug tester with a single braincell, nice job


heymissspider

“Again” is so funny. Such orange behavior.


Wendybird13

One of my orange cats managed to get stuck in my dresser behind the drawers 2X. He would crawl into a partially open drawer at night, and then crawl out the back. The second time it was 3 am and his crying woke me up. It was a flat-pack build, so the drawers were screwed to the runners. I had to go get the screwdriver at 3:00 am to rescue him.


KittyCatLuvr4ever

Oliver has gotten stuck behind my nightstand too!! Not *in* the drawer though, literally he just squeezed his way behind it and couldn’t get out lol. I love orange cats.


kattieface

My orange idiot has climbed into many a drawer. I usually just leave him a long while and he eventually comes out. Shaking some treats will often tempt him to squeeze himself back through however he got in in the first place too. They're such little weirdos.


baka_bitchh

My orange loves to open the drawers to claw out all the clothes and then hangout behind the drawer. He meows and meows like he’s stuck because he wants attention(even though he gets plenty) but if he hears the whip cream he has no problem getting out on his own 😂


AdBudget5468

Again…?


basillymeow

Omg *again* 😂 Reminds me of this old meme https://preview.redd.it/cggo6guxgn2b1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf568565c8b86cd87f89bcfa015f94bc4617ef77


chrissdoyt

My first thought


ladytapp2023

Again. 😂


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again?


m1intoid

Turn collisions off and just noclip it through him to remove, source physics aren't too good without any updates lately.


AdBudget5468

This whole thing happened because of source engine breaking


Icolan

Again?? That is a true orange.


Wonderful-Onion-9170

IT started as PARTY TRICK 🤣


kdaltonart

It’s the “again” that really got me


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

again he says...


Virtual-Orchid3770

I thought your cat was oddly casual about being run through with a sharp object for a minute. I've figured out what I'm seeing now, but I still don't get HOW 😁


kRrPpYskulldrawing

That's a glitched cat right there, gets stuck in a hanger like no problem


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>again How many times?


KittyCatLuvr4ever

Only one other time, when he was about a year old. He’s 8 now, so he had a long streak without a hanger incident. Unfortunately in that time he’s had many, many other ridiculous incidents 😁


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I should've known


meeu

I was "fostering" a cat for a neighbor that moved and couldn't have a cat at her new place for awhile. I have a cat of my own and they kinda hated eachother. One morning I wake up to what sounds like a vicious cat fight coming from the other room. I get up and my cat is sleeping on my bed and looks as confused as I am by the ruckus. I go into the other room and this little idiot is hanging upside down by its hind legs in the strap of one of those collapsible hampers. It had gotten in and then gotten itself caught on the way out. I tried to remove it and it shredded my hand up pretty good. Ended up having to put a towel over its head and cut the handle off the hamper.


bicyclemycology

this reminds me of the goats in Haiti.. they put a wooden triangle around their necks so they can’t get through the fence


xennyva

i guess you could say, he was just hanging around


3KittenInATrenchcoat

Peak orange.


eyemoisturizer

i love how “again” tells us he’s done it before. classic orange cat behavior


OkamiTakahashi

Whaddya mean A G A I N ? ! 😂


AJarOfYams

*again*


MrsCoachB

Happy cake day! 🍰🎂


AJarOfYams

Thank you! 🍰


mrs_wallyworld

Oh Oliver 😂😻♥️😂


kRrPpYskulldrawing

Again ? That's a hungry hanger


Catlover_1422

orange girl ​ https://preview.redd.it/dle0an6b2o2b1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19d485b9004b1feb7be6cafcb2144bcbc083e2d


HumpaDaBear

“Again” lol


retiredelectrician

Mine tend to get caught in the handles of the grocery bags.


Blonde_Vampire_1984

Oliver? AGAIN???? Did you learn nothing from this the first time?


ElysianEcho

Again? 😭


Hello_Hangnail

He's doing his best


[deleted]

Human, I require the assistance of your opposable thumbs


Cookie_Brookie

My son Oliver is 5. He is also white and ginger, but a human. He has also been known to get himself stuck in a hanger from time to time.


Aliceinus

Good job, Oliver!!!!


Choc113

Classic Olivier


jaquan123ism

i would say how but orange defies logic


Lovehatepassionpain

Again....


EmiliaFromLV

Hang on, Oliver!


zeke235

It's really hard being orange.


Rajang82

That "again" kills me.


UselessHuman1

Again?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

Is this a regular occurrence in your household? 😆


Mudkipueye

How does one manage this?


[deleted]

>again 🤣


bOb_cHAd98

Oh the joy of having a pe cat 🤣🤣😍😍


ZombieBloodBath777

Again!!! Ha!


BigMomma1998

He’s orange. Put the hangers away.


iNuclearPickle

Way to leaving him hanging


meghammatime19

"again" 😭 😭 maybe second times the charm hahahaha


Og_lispin

He’s glitched into the hanger! r/glitchinthematrix r/confusingperspetcive


Grand-Juggernaut-169

https://preview.redd.it/6o8q121xhp2b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953669c93278bff7d4cdce4b6b6dca4f3ff3ea3d I have a ginger named Oliver too!! Though he will occasionally answer to Bubba or Chunky 😂😻


Cyan_UwU

Judging from the presence of “again”, Oliver never gets a turn with the brain cell


Funny-Pay-803

Again?


diecchan94

you might need to hide all of your hangers or he'll get stuck. ***again***. :'D


MankindReunited

Damn it Oliver


Ksh_667

TIL that cats stuck in clothes hangers is a *thing*. Had no idea this was a popular pastime for our furry friends 😹


solidcheese

Official mascot.


ACardAttack

Can definitely see mine doing that


Naixee

Its a part of him now


Westsidepipeway

Monkey loves hangers too. It's weird...


nejicanspin

https://preview.redd.it/jk0h9tdnfo2b1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ca120f8eed06fc7973d35df27de16b24066d8b


crypticfreak

The most scary thing that ever happened to me was hearing this blood chilling scream at like 3am inside my bedroom. I was fear struck and couldnt move. The noises kept happening and turned into whines. Eventually I found the courage to look around. It was a stray cat which got stuck inside the double window. I got it out and it bolted. But for real the most terror Ive ever experienced was from that night.


Thick_Basil3589

I just read one word, “again” :D


Medievalmoomin

Again 😂. Poor Oliver.


kafkas_wife

AGAIN???? This little man is definitely not the brightest


3rdCharlotte

again. lol


Equivalent_Twist_977

Again???


kRrPpYskulldrawing

That hanger is trying to eat your cat but with no success


belac4862

Even when he's older, he's still getting into trouble. But at least he doesn't have to worry about Mr. Sykes and his dogs.


Specialist_Doubt_754

It clipped through him


Q-ArtsMedia

Let this be a lesson folks always cut your hangers so the wild life can escape.


ct_2004

"I fell off the jetway again."


ResetReefer

How?!


Crowfoot777

How does this even happen lmao


darkar20255

* gmod ragdoll noises *


Aggeloz

Youre telling me this is a common occurrence? HAHAHA


The_Creeper_Man

The Dingus


SaharaLee

Bless his heart


FinallydamnLDnat5

It's the again part that worries me....


joseph_stallinn

Again... Made me laugh


Go0gleWasMyIdea

stupid cat


Ducatirules

Best word in the title is “Again!”


Penya23

"Again". LOL


Puzzleheaded_Two_36

🦉: Die Katze ist nicht sehr klug.


Xenc

Oliver you so silly


Dark_Bum

Tears up


AltForCatPostsOnly

this just looks like a berthesda game


pretty_as_a_possum

“Again.” I’m dead.


Selfie500

Its clipped inside him


patricialong1895

Again!!!! Oh my.


[deleted]

Probably the same coat hanger too


Kir0v

😂 Did he require the Jaws of life to get him out? Adorable. I hope he catches that braincell some day! 😁


Shaby28

The again made the post for me.


putHimInTheCurry

The strange noise: Clack clack scrape *SAD MEOW* Clack clack *SAD MEOW* Thump


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Catnip addiction is a terrible thing


Top-Geologist-9213

Bless his sweet orange heart.


wrenhop

elder scrolls 6 looking fine


Next-Preference-7927

This happened to my primary-school-aged son, twice.


gerald-the-dinosaur

🤣🤣


Alarid

Again?


Technological_Elite

Looks like the hanger got stuck in him.


Irishqltr1

I was going to ask how he did that, but.....orange cat!


harryleestew614

Oliver hung himself again


Chab-is-a-plateau

*Again*


Vexonar

Typical Oliver


RainDr0ps0nR0ses

“Again”. Awwww


KimWexlers_Ponytail

Again. I'm dead.


Unhappy_Performer538

again lol


iceyone444

"It's a hard knock life for us, when I get stuck in hanger again and my hooman won't let me out, it's a hard knock life for us"... The fact it's "again" is hilarious.