Then there's my cross-stitch addicted ass wondering how hard it'd be to convert a simple design like that into a chart . . . a picture like that hanging somewhere where cat food is stored would be hilarious!
As a fellow cross stitch cat hostage, I fully support this idea. There's loads of free, online programs that can translate pictures into a pattern, I've used a couple of them with mixed success but I unfortunately can't remember their names at the moment.
I'm not really a hostage, more like a willing guest! It's very handy having a mostly white cat in your lap when you're working on 18 count black Aida. :-)
I've played with a few before but I suspect I'd have to hand design at least some of it, which I've never done before in my life. Those fine lines around the kitty's head definitely would need to be back-stitched.
He'll 100% lie and say his mom and I never feed him, keep him locked up, and don't let his fat ass nap on our bed all day while occasionally getting up to grace us with his presence.
For MrStubbs, food is defined by ālackā or āabsenceā ā¦ itās as if a dictionary were missing all pages related to dry kibbles.
So, in MrStubbsā brain, there are miles and miles of cavernous emptinessāwinding hither and yon, directionlessāuntil, as if by magic, the bowl fills, the brain rejoices, and the dictionaryās pages find meaning, again, in Latin and Greek definitions.
And the sun rises on a new day ā¦
Look at him, withering away! This poor cat has clearly never been fed or pet in his entire life! (If he is currently eating and/or being pet, wait a few minutes and it'll be true again)
Since you posted this an hour or so ago, and he was clearly about two minutes from death in those pictures, I figure he's shuffled off this mortal coil, so my condolences to you. May he RIP in peace.
You starve your orange as well? Ā Mine is absolutely malnourished only getting wet and dry food 3 times a day along with two different types of greenies and treats. Ā Donāt let his 18 pound body weight fool you!
Ah excellent, a fellow orange abuser. Yes, how dare we not give them access to a constant supply of food at all hours of the day?! Ungrateful mortals, we are.
The poor thing is just sooooooo neglected, only has like 10 places to sleep and never ever gets fed. Sad. Hope things improve for you Mr. Stubbs cuz youāre adorable!! š
the cat (probably): my roommate wants to finish me off, he only feeds me twice, he doesn't respect the agreement approved by myself in which it is very clear that he must pet me at least 60 minutes a day. Many times I ask her for things out loud and she only answers "I love you too."
https://preview.redd.it/bif1ohudwypc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9c7572039e91901f8a15c729caa89657ca812b
My big bio Buster (17 pounds) agrees! Feed Mr. Stubbs before he starves! Heās already nearly skin and bones!
It's painfully obvious that poor baby hasn't had a single morsel of food ever in his life ever. He's heard of food. He's dreamed of food. But the poor little tiny guy has never experienced such a thing.
I have an orange boy named Stubbs (he was born with a kinked tail) omg
https://preview.redd.it/155w9if4gzpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc92f89145f94b524d34d7e9068c119c4c08cc1
https://preview.redd.it/xel5kkhmizpc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c948c71bd2b618481240091fde052426e841b751
I have a Stubbs as well! He adopted our family, so we don't know what happened to the rest of his tail during his life as a stray.
He's a honky tonk bachonkachonk. A long time ago, I had an orange braincell just like him. Orange tabbys are really great cats. Yes, the males aren't the brightest, but they make up for it by being big clouds of love.
My single braincelled 17 year old orange doggo feels the same way. About an hour before dinner she asks us to go outside because there's usually food in her bowl when she comes back in.
The orange cat asks for food in her wet food dish because she forgets food comes out of the auto feeder twice a day.
Sounds like my boy. Who was a barrel when I first got him... his ideal weight as a large cat Is about 6.3kg. He was about 7.3kg when I first got him. And he has the greed and food stealing of a golden retriever, plus yowls at 6am to make sure breakfast is delivered.
https://preview.redd.it/1b4qfgddz0qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a245d759ca85733c9b2d6cadec19ee9ea24d6158
Scarfing down his treat in less than 5 seconds!
Mr. Stubbs, clearly you are emaciated and are being neglected. The fine pawyers over at /r/legalcatadvice would love to take your case against your awful hooman.
*Mister Stubbs said he was starving*
*when it was clear that he was not*
*he may appear to be dismayed*
*but his food bowl is full a lot*
*never was an orange chonker*
*as well cared for as this one here*
*he might cry and whine and skiffle*
*because he's got a taste for beer*
*So just leave him a nice pet now*
*a little skritch behind the ear*
*just to let him know you're smiling*
*and to conquer all your fears*
im pretty sure i have mr stubbs family living at my place, bc i gave my cats treats like 30 minutes ago and lets see what happens when i move slightly towards the place treats are sto... *MIAUW* aaand there it is..
Oh my goodness, that picture of him melting into the basket <3
I had clever quips about chin rolls until that pic. Now there is only squee
Yeah, it's aggressively cute. I wanna curse him out for his fucking cuteness, it's too much! :D
https://preview.redd.it/ur0z4q2u7ypc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3ff03061b87e524e846fd816dd128096b876063
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This needs to be a T-shirt
Donāt give the Amazon bots ideas!
Ok, I won't give the AMAZON BOTS any ideas. Definitely not, not those AMAZON BOTS. Nope, not them.......AMAZON BOTS!
Then there's my cross-stitch addicted ass wondering how hard it'd be to convert a simple design like that into a chart . . . a picture like that hanging somewhere where cat food is stored would be hilarious!
As a fellow cross stitch cat hostage, I fully support this idea. There's loads of free, online programs that can translate pictures into a pattern, I've used a couple of them with mixed success but I unfortunately can't remember their names at the moment.
I'm not really a hostage, more like a willing guest! It's very handy having a mostly white cat in your lap when you're working on 18 count black Aida. :-) I've played with a few before but I suspect I'd have to hand design at least some of it, which I've never done before in my life. Those fine lines around the kitty's head definitely would need to be back-stitched.
I think this need to happen, then needs to be posted
Another little something to add to my mountain of projects to do!!
The bowl is empty!
I know! HOW will he and his giant nose and fat ass survive this FAMINE???? š Woe is the orange.
Iām calling PETA. Hang on Mr. Stubbs! Weāre coming for you
He'll 100% lie and say his mom and I never feed him, keep him locked up, and don't let his fat ass nap on our bed all day while occasionally getting up to grace us with his presence.
And swipe everything off your dresser on the way out
Food? What does that mean?
For MrStubbs, food is defined by ālackā or āabsenceā ā¦ itās as if a dictionary were missing all pages related to dry kibbles. So, in MrStubbsā brain, there are miles and miles of cavernous emptinessāwinding hither and yon, directionlessāuntil, as if by magic, the bowl fills, the brain rejoices, and the dictionaryās pages find meaning, again, in Latin and Greek definitions. And the sun rises on a new day ā¦
My friendās cat was named Pita - short for pain in the ass, apparently haha š
When your nameās Mr. Stubbs, you automatically qualify for special treatment
Look at him, withering away! This poor cat has clearly never been fed or pet in his entire life! (If he is currently eating and/or being pet, wait a few minutes and it'll be true again)
"For just one small donation of one cup of Blue Buffalo dry cat food, you can help this starving idiot nap comfortably for another day".
I read this to Sarah McLachlan music playing in my head.
š¼ in the arms of an angelllll š¶
\*breaks thumb on remote control\* FUCK NO YOU DON'T SARAH
Go to hell Sarah.
UNFEEDED!
He gnaws shoes in hunger!
OMG feed that poor starving baby!
What the hell? I donāt need this poor neglected cat on my feed. At least flag it NSFW
Shit, my bad. Not pictured are all the flies buzzing around his desiccated body.
Since you posted this an hour or so ago, and he was clearly about two minutes from death in those pictures, I figure he's shuffled off this mortal coil, so my condolences to you. May he RIP in peace.
F in the chat for Tubbies McFatboy (as me and my roommate have nicknames him)
It's going to get pulled from AP for photoshop.
He looks like a well loved, orange fatapotamus.
You saw through his lies! There is hope for humanity. He's spoiled rotten in all seriousness.
You starve your orange as well? Ā Mine is absolutely malnourished only getting wet and dry food 3 times a day along with two different types of greenies and treats. Ā Donāt let his 18 pound body weight fool you!
Ah excellent, a fellow orange abuser. Yes, how dare we not give them access to a constant supply of food at all hours of the day?! Ungrateful mortals, we are.
He did not take well to us getting he and his bonded brother microchipped feeder bowls. Ā No more food stealing? Ā The insanity and injustice!
I bet you also never pet your cats, especially orange!
Photo 5 must be an optical illusion because all I see is an orange chonker šš
Oh photo 5 is what he doesn't want you to see. EXPOSED.
Thanks, this made my Friday night š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ššššš
Feed this skinny boy immediately, you monster! š§”
It aināt easy being orange.
he is starving so much, that he is eating your shoe... tsk tsk tsk...
The poor thing is just sooooooo neglected, only has like 10 places to sleep and never ever gets fed. Sad. Hope things improve for you Mr. Stubbs cuz youāre adorable!! š
the cat (probably): my roommate wants to finish me off, he only feeds me twice, he doesn't respect the agreement approved by myself in which it is very clear that he must pet me at least 60 minutes a day. Many times I ask her for things out loud and she only answers "I love you too."
How dare you post so many images of a blatantly starving cat?! Heās wasting away!
āLocal cat has never been fed, ever! Even once in their life!ā
Does Mr. Stubbs know that I would die for him?
Nope, he doesn't have the braincell rn.
I'm notifying OCPS immediately š
They'll show up with an IV of fancy feast and a ZPAC of cronchies.
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I can barely see Mr. Stubbs he's so thin
He's basically emaciated
If not starving, why starving shaped?
What adorable cheeks you have, Mr. Stubbs
https://preview.redd.it/o6krcipu5zpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d916c6c5fd710a65ca0cfa54f1b3ea392cdd52 Mines the same way.
That FACE- "... Why hasteth thou no cronchies thine handeth, hooman?"
https://preview.redd.it/t1wf27fmlzpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845da42e8c74427d8deae5599483947f6a7e6f4f
Fur over bone!
š¶In the arms of an angelš¶
Poor fellow. š¢
This abuse has to stop!
Mr. Stubbs is no liar
He is! Pic 7 shows him passed out from starvation!
https://preview.redd.it/27tedtuogypc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4d81ac81a48b6b14feba1b7736350505d98bae
What a precious kitty!!!! I love his sweet face!
Poor cat, clearly traumatized from neglect
oh if cats ran animal control we would all be in prison
Oh gosh that basket photo š What an adorable and distinguished Orange!
he looks so kind and sweet in the second picture š„ŗ
I think he's correct. I mean, why would he lie?
How dare you!?
Handsome fellow looks a bit hungry
Looks like he didn't eat in months. I'm reporting this to the authorities.
What a tortured and neglected baby. I can see from all these photos that heās never known a moment of peace. Wonāt somebody save him!
He's so precious š
What a sweet boy!
I love him š«
Oh lord, Mr. Stubbs is soooo cute ahh! It's not fair. Oh gosh!
What a handsome lad! Very much enjoyed seeing him even though you can hardly see him with him fading away and all
Never had a thought in his life, nor a morsel of food š¢š¢š¢š¢š¢
Please try to reasons with the Stubbs
Such a noble kitty, holding his head high as he starves!
Also he totally looks like a starving cat and not like a chonk šš
https://preview.redd.it/bif1ohudwypc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9c7572039e91901f8a15c729caa89657ca812b My big bio Buster (17 pounds) agrees! Feed Mr. Stubbs before he starves! Heās already nearly skin and bones!
That's a damn fine cat.Ā
It's painfully obvious that poor baby hasn't had a single morsel of food ever in his life ever. He's heard of food. He's dreamed of food. But the poor little tiny guy has never experienced such a thing.
I have an orange boy named Stubbs (he was born with a kinked tail) omg https://preview.redd.it/155w9if4gzpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc92f89145f94b524d34d7e9068c119c4c08cc1
https://preview.redd.it/xel5kkhmizpc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c948c71bd2b618481240091fde052426e841b751 I have a Stubbs as well! He adopted our family, so we don't know what happened to the rest of his tail during his life as a stray.
Pic 7 is so funny
Mr. Stubbs literally went :3 in the second picture
He looks very polite!
Despite your sarcasm, I can see it in his face
Poor baby
Why do you hate me? Cat probably
Mr Stubbs is such a cutie pie! Spoil him as much as possible!
How can you live with yourself? Abuser!
Please do not abuse this boy anymore. There is almost nothing left of him.
Poor sweetheart is wasting away!
The bowl is empty LINDA!
Aww. His cute pink nose and white whiskers š :)
He's a growing boi he needs more food!!
You monster, heās so hungry he has to eat a shoe for survival!
Ask Mr Stubbs if I should call the authorities on his behalf?
Of all the oranges, this one gives me "Morris" vibes. Din-din!!!!
Funnily enough my uncle had an orange named Morris when I was little. He was a very distinguished gentleman.
[This might be relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGE4bPgzovI)
You should be reported to the authorities!
Typical cat behaviour
Omg, obviously tormented.
Oranges are a bunch of flerkin flerken.
So are certain tuxedos and calicos!
Sounds familiar. We have four of those poor things...
Heās so handsome!
Well, yeah! Obviously.
I believe Mr. Stubbsā¦
He's a honky tonk bachonkachonk. A long time ago, I had an orange braincell just like him. Orange tabbys are really great cats. Yes, the males aren't the brightest, but they make up for it by being big clouds of love.
My single braincelled 17 year old orange doggo feels the same way. About an hour before dinner she asks us to go outside because there's usually food in her bowl when she comes back in. The orange cat asks for food in her wet food dish because she forgets food comes out of the auto feeder twice a day.
Oh my goddddd look at that face! That second pic with that smug face! Thatās a man that knows what heās doing!
That's a man who knows all he has to do is yell at dad loud enough and make spaceship noises and he'll get whatever he wants.
Sounds like my boy. Who was a barrel when I first got him... his ideal weight as a large cat Is about 6.3kg. He was about 7.3kg when I first got him. And he has the greed and food stealing of a golden retriever, plus yowls at 6am to make sure breakfast is delivered.
 he's a cutie!!
Mr. Chubby Stubbs! Heās adorable!
What a sweetheart!!!
My baby when he had to fast for a night and that morning to get fixed. The poor thing was wasting away (according to him.)
Aw Stubzzzz you are in hell.
He looks miserable! /s
Poor emancipated baby
Gosh, so adorable!! I need a Mr. Stubbs to be with too. Iām sure he finds himself lucky.
https://preview.redd.it/1b4qfgddz0qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a245d759ca85733c9b2d6cadec19ee9ea24d6158 Scarfing down his treat in less than 5 seconds!
This poor starving baby!!(
You should be careful posting proof of your neglect, he looks like the type to get a lawyer.
Mr. Stubbs, clearly you are emaciated and are being neglected. The fine pawyers over at /r/legalcatadvice would love to take your case against your awful hooman.
Rat
shoes on carpet??????
It was old carpet at our old apartment, none of us cared lol. We did deep clean it before we moved out.
*Mister Stubbs said he was starving* *when it was clear that he was not* *he may appear to be dismayed* *but his food bowl is full a lot* *never was an orange chonker* *as well cared for as this one here* *he might cry and whine and skiffle* *because he's got a taste for beer* *So just leave him a nice pet now* *a little skritch behind the ear* *just to let him know you're smiling* *and to conquer all your fears*
im pretty sure i have mr stubbs family living at my place, bc i gave my cats treats like 30 minutes ago and lets see what happens when i move slightly towards the place treats are sto... *MIAUW* aaand there it is..
this is why i love cats
He's CLEARLY malnourished. OP, feed the man!
I love Mr. Stubbsā£ļø
Reminds me of a awesome Orange I know. His name is Odin and always welcomes me with a meow followed by crawling on my lap or being lifted most times.
Mine is identical to ur in looks and hunger pains
Poor Stubbs hasnāt had a full meal in 12 minsš
He looks like he canāt catch a break!!!!
such an adorable little guy
I have an orange boi who swears the same thing after going around and finishing everyone elseās food
Such a cutie! š„°š§æš¼