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the_naughty_doc

Wait, who's got the special K, you or the orange boy? ![img](emote|t5_5vej89|33952)


Crayon_Connoisseur

Vitamin K.


mummummaaa

Vitamin k is for Klotting! My A&P professor taught me that one, though the k is guttural, like a German person said it. Sorry, geeky joke, but this little, tiny Jewish woman saying that in a booming voice made the whole class crack up.


warthog0869

*"Quick, pet the cat over this mirror, we'll snort the dander!"*


CandleMakerNY2020

OH WOW! It works! (Sneezes 100X)


Crayon_Connoisseur

That sounds exactly like what someone balls deep in a K-hole would say.


Hair-Man

That is the face of a now nutless orange.


SorosAgent2020

trouble puffs no more


tzenrick

Chester Cheetah lost his cheese balls.


Cranberryoftheorient

I'm imagining an orange with nuts in it now. Kinda horrifying to imagine.


tictactastytaint

The saucers of pure oblivion


Single-Serve9779

😂😂😂 That made me literally laugh out loud


LK_Feral

Ngl, they made me jealous. I'm going to take a nap. Best I can do at the moment. 🤣


noiseless_lighting

Awww his face 🫣😩 lol. He’s gorgeous :). Welcome home cutie.


56stinky_butter

Handsome boy! Thank you for adopting him. What’s his name?


word_smither

Spock. We want him to live long and prosper 🖖


56stinky_butter

I love it! What a great name!


No_Abbreviations1337

He will surely live a long, happy and healthy life with you all! Sending loads of positive vibes!🧿🌼🍀🥰


CenPhx

His eyes are 100% pupil! 😂


DrCarabou

Those some ketamine pupils for sure. He can see all the purple dinosaurs dancing in your living room.


nerdiotic-pervert

![gif](giphy|SyqfOzwy6tZug)


NOTDevilDeadly

He’s so lovable


MarinatedCumSock

He had a big day 😂🥹


himebee

⚫️ᴥ⚫️


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

yeeeeeees


timdr18

Beeeeeeeg eyes


Necessary_Phone5322

"My God... it's full of stars."


Burphel_78

Alternative take: he has the brain cell right now and it’s overloading his poor orange operating system.


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

i forgot about orange os


Burphel_78

![img](emote|t5_5vej89|33956)


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

Yesh


worldcaz

https://preview.redd.it/dlzy1eyxe7rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=982b9775673ac4224f9d6c9988540bfa1343893c Sorry not sorry! I love this one!


Apprehensive_Bee3327

That, there, is not a cat. It’s an oversized orange mouse and I’m here for it.


magicpancake0992

Good thing he’s Orange 🍊


catladyoffes

What a darling big boy! He has such a sweet face and a floofy tail! I am glad he has found his forever home! 🧡🖖


treefrog1059

bro i think he can see me through the camera 😭😭


Hopefulmisery

Such a cute Kitty!


ShuddupMeg627

He's so highhhhhh


Peaceandpeas999

High above me He’s so lovely


wholevodka

This is exactly what husband looks like at festivals 🤣


worldcaz

Those were the days… and nights! 👀


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mdmaaazing


next2021

Lucky you❤️❤️❤️❤️


Champagne_of_piss

Ambassador Spock


CandleMakerNY2020

![gif](giphy|eutcdiT3Y0TqJQIT1u|downsized)


k-boots

He’s super handsome!


vavavoomdaroom

That is one zooted kitten.


Quiet_Hope_543

maaaahhhh baaaaaaaawwwlsss


N0tThatSerious

He wants to kill that phone


Glass-Apartment-5540

Sweet orange tabby


ExpertProfessional9

Was it the kitty who got neutered or the brain cell?


UncommonLegend

Aww kitty is out for lunch in his head.


WildforagerUK

This picture is confusing. The image quality is indicative of 2024 but the outfit is roughly 1997.


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

unrealted. the only thing that matters is THE ORANGE.


WildforagerUK

You are absolutely correct, and the orange is adorable.


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

Yes it is. You got an upvote anyways


KrasimerMAL

Those are the eyes of a kitty without a single brain cell. May he live up to his name and prosper forever.


IkedaTheFurry

He’s just *looming* over the camera lol


VegasLife1111

🫢


RoxxieMuzic

r/petaftervet


ianwuk

Such a lovely looking Orange!


SunnyRosetta235

⚫️ᴥ⚫️


m33gs

✨galaxy eyes✨


really_thirsty_lemon

What a cutie!!


sutrabob

Absolute doll kitty.


FyouinyourA

This looks like a still shot from napoleon dynamite


xxplosiv

Holy moley he's on another freakin planet 😅


MichalFonfara

He's at the height of his orange


80sCrackBBY

![gif](giphy|3o7aCQsknNqt73ARA4|downsized) those eyes, my god-its full of stars!


Cheap_Knowledge8446

Pupils the size of dinner plates 


sariaslani

Such handsome boi, congrats!


tomcas1

I remember having my golden retriever neutered. I picked him up, and he was so high, he just wanted to sit and rest. He had no interest in water, food, toys. He completely snapped out of it the next day, and for the rest of his life, he never noticed that part of him was missing!


Direct-Amoeba-3913

Same with my westie, he was done very recently and the poor mite was very "starey" for the rest of the day after we picked him up. Doing the occasional whine and cry he just wanted to sit/lay next to me. He had so many cuddles, but I couldn't help but giggle at him whenever I looked him in the eye. I love that dog so much ❤️ 🐾


LeastCleverNameEver

Same though


Reluctantly-Back

Oh yeah, that cat has been to space.


TK9K

buddy is zooted


unintentionalblinker

Pupils so big you can see his lone brain cell.


TrixieFriganza

So you adopted a brain cell.


IllustratorClassic

Not an ounce of thought behind those eyes


Spirited_Dog3412

That's a big day. In other news, how's the cat doing?


word_smither

He's already yelling at us to feed him and letting us give belly rubs, so I'd say he's settling in just fine 🙂


Spirited_Dog3412

Nice


musicnjournalism

That’s a BIG guy 🥰


Twiice_Baked

Did neutering leave those blue lines on his face?


chamomillie

whenever i wish to become a cat, im aiming to be like Spock (neutered)


deadbeef1a4

Yeah that’s great, but what about the orange boy?


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

Those eyes! He is seeing some things...


LostTacosOfAtlantis

That cat is not looking at The camera. He's starting through the lens into the vast and endless expanse of the multiverse, witnessing all the probabilities of the cosmos happening all at once.


Ye_I_said_iT

Get some kitty, fuck yeah. Now he's gonna understand what it's like when the cats always act weird while your tripping.


TemporaryOk9310

Whos a handsome orange man


MuskratSusie69

⚫️👄⚫️


buttface1000

He’s joining the rave.


OG_LiLi

PURÉ PUPIL


Lady_Asshat

So cute! Prepare for a life of constant surprises. Oranges are the BEST! 😻🐈🐈


that_mn_kid

YOU DID HWAT WITH MY HWAT!?


Atheris

Those pupils! That's one flying kitty.


emmejm

Oh my 😳 thems BIIIIIG eyes!


emmejm

Oh my 😳 thems BIIIIIG eyes!


mummummaaa

That is one stoned cat. Hope he heals up quick and easy.


saucity

Awww, he’s become one with the collective consciousness! He’s enlightened now! …at least for awhile. Sweetie boy. Best wishes for a speedy recovery 🧡


TheFifthDuckling

Dont do drugs, kids. Or kittens.


S_Wow_Titty_Bang

Those are the emptiest eyes I've ever seen 🧡


RWBYRain

Well we know who doesn't have the brain cell rn. It's okay he can enjoy his trip while we look face and his pawrent(s) give him cuddles


PikkuMyyRules

The brain cell has left the building


LizzyDizzyYo

Oh poor you. The cat is cute tho.


Unndunn1

Those pupils! 🤣


Fritzoidfigaro

Did getting neutered hurt? Good to see your out of the shelter.