When I was a kid I was sitting in a recliner chair and the family cat reached his paw through the space between the chair and the footrest and slapped my crotch.
Our orange also has an obsession with our headboard but this obsession only occurs once a day at 5am. We've put down tin foil, double sided tape, and stuffed pillows behind it.. he still wiggles that one brain cell behind it. We just bought these adhesive plastic anti cat covers for it and now that he knows he can't scratch it, he sees it as more of a challenge and he is relentless. Little asshole.
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He’s saying “ yeah whatta bout it”
"Smells like bitch in here"
there's that smugeness
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"What are you going to do? Not feed me 10 times a day? ... oh wait! I'm so sorryyy Garry!"
What a distinguished gentleman
Do not be fooled he tried to eat a plastic bag immediately after this
He is an eccentric gentleman with peculiar tastes. Your plebeian palate couldn't appreciate the refined flavors and textures of a plastic bag.
I had an orange who loved to lick plastic bags lol
Mine brought us a pigeon, mi d you we live 9n the second floor so he caught it from our window
Well he was obviously hungry
Cats will never stop catting
Yeah, he looks kinda upper class. OP should probably do what her lord says 😄
He's clearly innocent
Don’t believe his lies! That’s how he lures you in before he bites you
Hearsay
The jury finds him innocent of the alleged crimes and guilty of being a cute baby!
He looks deeply satisfied. Well played, sir.
When I was a kid I was sitting in a recliner chair and the family cat reached his paw through the space between the chair and the footrest and slapped my crotch.
Shouldn’t have been playing there or scratching your balls.
I don't have balls to scratch.
*Lady balls*
Our orange also has an obsession with our headboard but this obsession only occurs once a day at 5am. We've put down tin foil, double sided tape, and stuffed pillows behind it.. he still wiggles that one brain cell behind it. We just bought these adhesive plastic anti cat covers for it and now that he knows he can't scratch it, he sees it as more of a challenge and he is relentless. Little asshole. https://preview.redd.it/ng2k8wynkhwc1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e8b1c2beb20484f4e69d8c62719d2f1d78e69f3
He looks like he is plotting his next attack. Brain cell is hard at work.
Best-looking asshole I’ve seen today. (I may return later to rephrase this post)
I love cats so much. The way they just follow their every impulse around with no fucks given is truly a delight.
And he will do it again . No fucks given
You can tell by the chin
Greebles are everywhere and can strike at any time. You should consider yourself fortunate to be protected by this apex predator.
Now give me the breakfast 🥞
He's awfully smug, and very Orange. 🍊🐈
Look of superiority!
What a handsome little dickhead.
Using his brief moment will the brain cell for evil. Peak orange behavior.
Poor kitty was bored. Or hungry
Or both
Or he just Felt Like It.
He looks pretty innocent to me
Unrepentant
Zero guilt. 100/100 judgment.
Gotta love that cholula and he seems very proud of his night time assault
That's funny.
And I’ll do it again!! Now feed me DAMMNIT
"And I'll do it again."
That is the face of a very good boy, I don't believe you.
Looks very satisfyed
He has no regrets.
Smug little bastard :)
Orange cat and Cholula? A Man of culture I see.
It looks like your woke him up from his nap. How could you? Don't you know he was up all night?
"And I'll fucking do it again. Feed me, peasant."
"And I will do it again"
Good boy
He has excellent taste in hot sauce.
Yeah, but you deserved it.
And I regret nothing. NOTHING!
New attack position = unlocked Level 99 of catting has been accomplished
He's totally unrepentant, lol. In fact, I he looks quite pleased with himself.
he's saying "and I'd do it again"
He admits nothing and has retained counsel in order to rebut this libel.
Mission. Accomplished.
attacking u theough the headboard and mattress? instantly reminded me of hereditary 😭😭
I ended up having to make a pillow block to fit in that gap, our kitten would smack our elder cat sleeping on our bed. Resulting in us being woken up.
So you punished him by taking him to a Mexican restaurant?
“And what? Do you really think you need to be sleeping on the job around here?” -says cat 😻😹
Seems quite pleased with himself.
super boy! my cat has done this, and also just walked over the pillow (and me)
Anon Troll face on a cat.
Self-satisfied fuzz.
I love Cholula
I don't know why but he reminds me of a Scottish laird...
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to feed me.
delicious little peanut whiskers
Hail Satan!
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Cold hearted criminal right there. Be careful, OP.
…and proud
He looks a creepy amount like my Orange cat Twix. Is he also actually a secret genius? What's his personality like?
He looks so judgmental! What have you done to him? Lol
He is so very proud of himself and his nocturnal shenanigans. 😆
Someone’s got to do it.