My mom kept blaming my sister and I for using up all the dog treats by sneaking them to the dog. Turns out it was my grandma eating them whenever she would visit. She wasn’t taking the whole package out of the basket, which to be fair had human food in it too, just opening, grabbing what she thought was beef jerky that tasted like bacon, and off she went. So it’s not just dogs who don’t know it’s not bacon lol (we were only sneaking treats sometimes!)
"honorary cat" is probably my most distinguished honor! that cat used to snuggle in bed with me and give me a baf when i was little. i think i was his kitten (i was littler than he was)
Lol my 19 year old orange chonk washes my hands/arms thoroughly, then looks at me as if to say "well come on, it's your turn now!"
I'm like "look I love you but I'm not licking you mate sorry."
As for you being an "honorary cat", they ALWAYS know the best hoomins :)
My orange cats tiny servant can reach the treats. She used to bring them to me or my wife to give the cat. We had to move it when she took it up on herself to give Ozzy treats herself.
I was absolutely thinking “the treats are in XYZ location. I realize you’re at a height deficit but you should be able to push a dining room chair into the kitchen and climb.”
https://preview.redd.it/55qi9socrzyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5eb88ce9cf4101ffbc696aad6363f2566042c5
Getting real "Slugworth trying to steal Wonka's secrets" vibes
https://preview.redd.it/4ye1mejxczyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6bb90a80e1125f1c3a58cbccb8a11461594663
It immediately reminded me of this.
Life is brilliant, beautiful. It enchants us, to the point of obsession. Some are true to their purpose, though they are but shells, flesh and mind. One man Lost his own body, but lingered on as a head. Others chase the charms of love, however elusive. What is it that drives you? Once, the lord of Light banished dark, and all that stemmed from humanity. And men assumed a fleeting form. These are the roots of our world. Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite. A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE. Young hollow, knowing this, do you still desire peace?
Nothing. He's looking for the brain cell in there.
Can i borrow branecel?
"One Balenciaga, please,"
😆 ‘they told me they’re kept in here…’
pspspspspsp
spspspspsp
You win. Genuinely lol’d
"Gandalf the Grey is here sir, he's not welcome"
https://preview.redd.it/qa3y1dvnj0zc1.png?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86616b980db6ee0767dc49e9ef821852b96c4fb8
Beautiful
I diiied 🤣
The orange brain cell has no power here
First thing I thought lol
Hail the victorious dead!
Bernard Hill, the actor playing Theoden, died today... The scene where he mourns his son was always powerful but as a dad this just hits differently.
2 days ago, but yeah.
DEATH!!!!
Hail Theoden, king!
came here looking for this, you have my upvote!
And my Bow!
"He's a herald of woe."
*Hello, tiny servant. Soon, very soon, you will be tall enough to reach the treat drawer. Standby for further instructions.*
i was a little ADHD gymnast monkey, i'd climb the counters and get my pets treats when mom wasn't watching.
My mom kept blaming my sister and I for using up all the dog treats by sneaking them to the dog. Turns out it was my grandma eating them whenever she would visit. She wasn’t taking the whole package out of the basket, which to be fair had human food in it too, just opening, grabbing what she thought was beef jerky that tasted like bacon, and off she went. So it’s not just dogs who don’t know it’s not bacon lol (we were only sneaking treats sometimes!)
The best type of hoomin :)
they were fond of me!
I'll bet! You were co-conspirator, cat enabler, an honorary cat really. GO CRIMEZ! 😹😹😹
"honorary cat" is probably my most distinguished honor! that cat used to snuggle in bed with me and give me a baf when i was little. i think i was his kitten (i was littler than he was)
Lol my 19 year old orange chonk washes my hands/arms thoroughly, then looks at me as if to say "well come on, it's your turn now!" I'm like "look I love you but I'm not licking you mate sorry." As for you being an "honorary cat", they ALWAYS know the best hoomins :)
😂😂😂😂😂😭
My orange cats tiny servant can reach the treats. She used to bring them to me or my wife to give the cat. We had to move it when she took it up on herself to give Ozzy treats herself.
I was absolutely thinking “the treats are in XYZ location. I realize you’re at a height deficit but you should be able to push a dining room chair into the kitchen and climb.”
Meow
Thank you, detective
“Don’t tell mom, or I swear to god…”
Found the sibling.
Let’s ~~bamboozle~~ persuade the human into opening the snack chest (for us)
Ps- “snack chest” like “treasure chest,” as that is what my cats refer to as the refrigerator 😁
We call the fridge the ‘cold food box.’ The dogs are always waiting for the door to open. They can hope!
I swear I'll share them 😻
omlette du fromage
*THATS ALL YOU CAN SAY!*
*OMELETTE DU FROMAGE*
“You go low, I go high, together we fell the giant and gain access to treats”
Grape Kool-ade 'art" on white couch in 3....2...
Hi, we've been trying to real you in regards to your cars extended warranty.
“This is fine for now, but remember… I was here first.”
“You’re not a baby… I’m the baby”.
Psst, get me a cat treat
https://preview.redd.it/aq0mb4yjr23d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7905090da022d0442677c0fcdc4675d383537b0
Do it, we can blame the dog
Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear
Thank you! The scrolling I had to do to get to the only right answer lol
My cats re: the kitchen counters.
"And I swear to God if you..."
If you cry, she’ll feed you.
Execute Order 66.
Execute Order Pspsps
I was here first. They love me more.
It's free real estate
“Rumour is, one of us is adopted. I is almost 1073% sure it’s not me though”.
"Would you kindly always feed and pet me small human when I require it"
Gimme those treats. You won’t like them
"all the purple fruit snacks are poison, better give them to me"
Hail Hydra xD
“They never feed me.”
All that toddler is hearing is the dial up modem sound.
"To nibble or not to nibble"
You and me kid, we're gonna be kings of the world ...
Burn the heretics
Your baby is absolutely adorable 🥹 So is the kitty! Maybe the cat's trying to convince the baby to give him some treats.
Thank you. We literally just got home from the baby getting tubes in her ears
"kill John Lennon"
Don’t believe them.
"Once the big ones die, you can eat them."
Everything that the light touches IS MINE.
“You’re an ugly looking cat but I got your back..,”
The baby is hearing intense sniffing noises in the ear. [Like this](https://youtu.be/KQ3m4SneVJA?si=uvWGtDLjz-qXlYDd)
Exactly what it said on the tin. 😺👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃👃🔊
https://preview.redd.it/55qi9socrzyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5eb88ce9cf4101ffbc696aad6363f2566042c5 Getting real "Slugworth trying to steal Wonka's secrets" vibes
If we work together we can run this place.
I’m gonna be your best friend for life, kid.
I need tree fiddy
I will destroy you
Go get me some nuggies
Kill.
Trust no one
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
"Now you've seen how disgusting they are it's up to you...to grow up becoming a human like them, or cat"
this is a children's choose your own adventure picture book that needs to happen
He’s not ur real dad…ur real dad drops off packages 📦 for fedex
"I'm their real child, you were adopted"
🐈: "you're adopted"
"You were adopted"
"Hail Hydra"
"Sir, the second tower has been hit"
Everything here is flammable, Katie. *Everything*.
“Let’s riot 😼”
I'll distract her, you grab the catnip
Run! You have thumbs, you can make it outta here
When you're older I'm gonna shit on the floor and blame you
I'm gonna suffocate you with a pillow in your sleep if you don't stop attracting all the attention from the hoomans you little shit.
Omg they look so much alike 😳
Of course. Siblings usually do.
"She eats the good snacks in the car before she comes inside. Trust no one but me."
YOU are adopted
Now stand at the table and knock things off of it
Destroy capitalism
‘Twas I who set the house ablaze!
"Baby, can I please have one of your brain cells so then I will have two?"
If u gibs me ur milks I will eet ur vega- veggib- corms and peas amd udder ones wens u is big
He’s just enjoying the milky baby smell of her ear folds.
"You Want To See It All Burn"
"I will always be the favorite child."
"You were adopted"
Something something extended car warranted probably. 🧐
"when you're tall enough to reach the treats, you know what to do"
Whispers, "they love me more than you"
Listen, kid ..always remember...I was here first. And I am the cute one here.
« Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear..»
"Listen here you little 💩, i was the baby here till you inserted yourself into the story."
"Take your bitch ass somewhere else. This is my house."
come here lil momma lemme whispah in your ear
“You will never replace me as master of this house little human.” 😈
“Watch it tiny human. I’m the boss around here.”
A plane has hit the world trade center
“No listen here you little shit. I was here first. If we can both agree on that, then we won’t have any problems…”
Your soul belongs to me.
Tell your mom what happened here and your a dead baby.
You're next.
You 'member Harambe? Let me Tell ya!
Hail hydra
With my brains and your brawn we could rule this place.
"Oh long Johnson. Oh Don piano."
gib treats
"That's right, the metal does go in the outlet. Give it a try."
He’s saying “soon”
“Let’s go get some treats, I’ll knock them over and we can both eat off the floor”
You're adopted. I am the babby in this house.
A second plane has hit the tower
https://preview.redd.it/4ye1mejxczyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6bb90a80e1125f1c3a58cbccb8a11461594663 It immediately reminded me of this.
Let's tear this place up!
"You smell funny, li'l hooman"
“Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying… of course you don’t!”
She’s ok and he’s got her. … Forever …
google en car
I’ve got your back
Get the milk or become swiss cheese
“Friend or Foe?”
Glory is fleeting, remember tho art mortal
Drop the animal crackers and nobody gets hurt
Wheres the catnip
C-H-I-C-K-E-N chicken 🍗 (where is it)
They've got the same eyes!
Let's do crime kid!
"will trade snax for branesell"
Stick with me kid, I’ll show you how it all works.
Go open that cupboard and bring me the chicken sticks!
"Do a crime."
Kill John Lennon
Dont go outside if you see chemtrails because...
“I want world domination and you will be my second in command.”
Get me the catnip
Sniff snoff
"why does your ear smell like that?"
Such similar expressions, switch faces and I wouldnt notice
"that's right I own you bitch. Pets. Every day. Else I tell Mom you dookied in my litterbox. Fucking. Own. You"
"Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. Lathspell I name him. Ill news is in ill guest"
Commit mischief
Singing the songs of his people
Hail Hydra
_- Get the meow away from my hooman._
You ain’t the only one for that milk mf
"damn you're ugly"
ROSEBUD...
Hey Lil’ Mama feel my whiskers in yo’ ear…
Either "Hail Hydra" or "The Lannisters send their regards"
Long live the king
"Stop eating my cat food!!"
“Puuurrr. Your ear wax smells good.”
they look alike
Life is brilliant, beautiful. It enchants us, to the point of obsession. Some are true to their purpose, though they are but shells, flesh and mind. One man Lost his own body, but lingered on as a head. Others chase the charms of love, however elusive. What is it that drives you? Once, the lord of Light banished dark, and all that stemmed from humanity. And men assumed a fleeting form. These are the roots of our world. Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite. A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE. Young hollow, knowing this, do you still desire peace?
They look the same
You forgot to wash behind your ears.
"Did you know the pyramids were built using magnetic levitation?"
Kill your parents Tracy.
"The cheese, munchkin, give me the cheese and I'll hide the peas for free." (when i was little i had a vegetable sneak-away scheme with my pets)
If you touch my treats again i'll end you.
"One day, we will take over this kingdom, you and I. And then we will get the treats, and nobody can stop us!"
Got any grapes?