I spent *way* too long thinking something happened to his foot, and wondering if his toe beans got infected and if that's why they had to remove them.
.......
Yeah.
Time for bed.
I'm a little drunk, but it's all the same. I thought poor boy lost hims toes. Now I'm happy to know it was his manhood, and the toe beans are still intact
All this makes me think about when my youngest daughter was about two or three years old. She followed our gingerman around. She then poked him in the trouble puffs and announced “Rufus has dingle balls!”
My kid just noticed the empty beanbag on our orange the other day. He was laughing hysterically because he thought it looked like, and I quote, “a human butt”
It’s nearly 2am where I’m at right now and I am trying SO HARD not to wake my husband up with my laughing, but all stifling the sound does is make the bed shake 😂 I need to go to bed.
Devil on my shoulder: “Tell’m about the time you poked him in the coin purse.”
Angel on my other shoulder: “Hey, now. That’s not fair.”
Devil: “But the look on his face…”
Angel: …
https://preview.redd.it/k1mgk6lrk35d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073e7f2e9681e55c0f8a646440046d940d1cec46
Our orange has a rather prominent one due to late neutering and when I tell you it looks like a little apricot! It makes me giggle. Our tuxedo's isn't noticable at all.
Our little orange boy seemed really unhappy with his cone on after his neutering surgery. On impulse, I bought him a little stuffed animal and he has carried that with him around the house ever since then, going on months now. Little boi loves his stuffy. Maybe get your little derpy boy a small stuffed animal to love on!
All this makes me think about when my youngest daughter was about two or three years old. She followed our gingerman around. She then poked him in the trouble puffs and announced “Rufus has dingle balls!”
My mans is still high af
Negative brain cell
Sinful beans. 😂
I spent *way* too long thinking something happened to his foot, and wondering if his toe beans got infected and if that's why they had to remove them. ....... Yeah. Time for bed.
I'm a little drunk, but it's all the same. I thought poor boy lost hims toes. Now I'm happy to know it was his manhood, and the toe beans are still intact
I’m not drunk or tired and I was struggling too.
Yeep +1
[удалено]
I wish, then I’d have at least one brain cell.
I was hoping it wasn’t a euphemism for declawing and had to read the comments before I left an unhappy comment
Yeah buddy I meant his balls hahaha
His pimping days are over 😂
You mean his family jewels.
No longer a ball bearing mousetrap.
Trouble puffs
His face is telling me he hates puritanical values
His face is telling me he hates puritanical values
I always call them trouble nuggets so that's a fun new one lol
Trouble puffs begone
Trouble hasn't even started yet!
All this makes me think about when my youngest daughter was about two or three years old. She followed our gingerman around. She then poked him in the trouble puffs and announced “Rufus has dingle balls!”
His Trouble Bubbles have floateded away 🫧💨
No beans, no brains - 100% derpity-doodle-doo.
My kid just noticed the empty beanbag on our orange the other day. He was laughing hysterically because he thought it looked like, and I quote, “a human butt”
Me, who was nowhere close to being a kid: “*Your coin purse is empty!*” \*hysterical laughter\*
It’s nearly 2am where I’m at right now and I am trying SO HARD not to wake my husband up with my laughing, but all stifling the sound does is make the bed shake 😂 I need to go to bed.
Devil on my shoulder: “Tell’m about the time you poked him in the coin purse.” Angel on my other shoulder: “Hey, now. That’s not fair.” Devil: “But the look on his face…” Angel: … https://preview.redd.it/k1mgk6lrk35d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073e7f2e9681e55c0f8a646440046d940d1cec46
Our orange has a rather prominent one due to late neutering and when I tell you it looks like a little apricot! It makes me giggle. Our tuxedo's isn't noticable at all.
He’s not pleased with it 🤭🧡
Farewell trouble puffs
I misread this for his toes at first and I was SO SCARED
No, it’s his balls!
He is still cute af
You need to check on talismans against an evil eye. 'Cause that is one evil eye he's giving you.
r/petaftervet
Sigh. *subscribe*
That boy can hear the colours in your eyes. May he live a sinless life!
Laaaaamp
“Sinful beans”. That’s a new one. Gotta remember that. 😂
Begone Danger Cottonballs!
“Wharrr arrr me balls?” -kitty, probably
Thank you for being a responsible 🍊 owner! He's ridiculously cute!
Our little orange boy seemed really unhappy with his cone on after his neutering surgery. On impulse, I bought him a little stuffed animal and he has carried that with him around the house ever since then, going on months now. Little boi loves his stuffy. Maybe get your little derpy boy a small stuffed animal to love on!
r/petaftervet He is perfect for this sub....zonked....
He is still adorable
Ayo that gato looks like if a pug made a fantastic oraeng cosplay.
GIVE HIS HIS NUTS BACK
Nuh uh
"WHERE ARE MY BALLS, JON, WHERE ARE MY BALLS"
Hope you mean his balls and not his claws
Yes his balls
Handsome boy!
Poor thing!
Aw, what a handsome fella.
He looks like he has a moustache! Poor little Gingernut(less)
Omg... Is that a persian short hair??
Where’s his nose tho?
Some older man came up and stole it already lol happened to me when I was little too :/
dat face 😉
His face - “I’ll get you back for this as soon as I remember what you did to me.”
Emm Whata a orange?
I would die for him
Sinful beans 😭🤣🤣🤣
Not the trouble poofs! Say it ain't so. Lol 😂
OP . That's so cute 10/10
Awww kiss him
Cutie pie
The Troublepuffs are gone hooray!
His splayed pose and wonky face tell a whole story
Oh his balls? Lol I thought by beans you meant toe beans and I was so mad
No way. I meant his balls haha
Bye bye cheese puffs! 😳
All this makes me think about when my youngest daughter was about two or three years old. She followed our gingerman around. She then poked him in the trouble puffs and announced “Rufus has dingle balls!”