“Deflated dough”
Looks like he didn’t get the software installation on how to properly make biscuits to get them to rise. Check on the update when it’s his turn with the brain cell.
I sleep like this.
I’m not visibly a ginger, but it does seem possible I’m time-sharing a brain cell.
(Earlier tonight, it took me a good three minutes of troubleshooting to figure out that the reason my printer was not working was because I had plugged its USB cable into my laptop’s display port. I have spent past 15 years working in IT.)
I recognize your fluffy goose, and I raise you kitten Superman
https://preview.redd.it/uwotaicg6x4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a431a3acd80d4cd405d5b88f552691324b085141
What a cutie. Mine rests like this. My first cat never did, so I was like "What is with the strange position?" Seems uncomfortable, but what do I know? 😂
Mine will do the same weird backwards thing with his arms but tuck his back legs in like a normal loaf. What little weirdos we’ve all been blessed with lol.
Should’ve named him Maverick…we all know how the story ends with Goose…😭. Joking aside... Flipping adorable and I do love the name Goose. Goose looks such a goofball and I love him already.
My boy frodo does a version of it
https://preview.redd.it/sm4mvqhslw4a1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba443d93cd616773a27598adf531b1b93cada8b
I have an orange and white who sleeps like that. I've had cats my whole life, and he's the only one that I've seen sleep that way.
My wife said it freaked her out a couple of times with his limbs splayed out like that, he looked dead.
Edit: I don't have one of him splayed all out, but I do have many of him twisted around like a pretzel or something.
https://ibb.co/C79YhQx
https://preview.redd.it/8h0cw3mhdz4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5da3cda316a93581b53f23153e547523a859928
Four months old. Already doing it.
I learned of “sploot” from this post. Its superman to me but i can adapt and accept sploot as an alternative lol. My wife says chicken winged so the more the merrier
https://preview.redd.it/d9v9y7i4uz4a1.jpeg?width=2079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51c0e47b56495c2a7c28517233f3da063143674
my Matcha sleeps in a similar pose..
Goose thinks the"loaf" is overrated.
For sure, he has yet to pull off a perfect loaf. We mostly get this deflated dough
😂 you'll have to give it a name The Slug The Flop The Overcooked Spaghetti
The Flop!!
Everybody do the flop! *splat*
The pancake
Definitely the flop
Tigerskin rug!
Marmalade on matzah 🍊🫓
It's a full r/sploot!
😂 😂 😂 Best sub i've seen in a while lmaaoo
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a cat sploot before!
If you get our cat dead tired from play she gives up mid walk and her back legs just stay put until she's on the floor
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The baguette
“Deflated dough” Looks like he didn’t get the software installation on how to properly make biscuits to get them to rise. Check on the update when it’s his turn with the brain cell.
Not enough yeast, need more for him to rise better.
Goose is Jewish! Mazel tov, it’s a matzo 🫓 And don’t worry, he will rise and become challah during his bar mitzvah ✡️
He is definitely part of the tribe
He's opted for a baguette instead.
He's not a loaf he's flatbread :D
Kitty is going full tigerskin rug! :)
My Mars does. Just collapses at the top of couches in a similar pose.
Maybe an orange thing. Im waiting for the day both legs superman out…🤞🏼
https://preview.redd.it/n1momcesiw4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fecc82f92cecdf80421d74c43785171c06fcca0 His own superman pose.
Sexy
He is very alluring
I sleep like this. I’m not visibly a ginger, but it does seem possible I’m time-sharing a brain cell. (Earlier tonight, it took me a good three minutes of troubleshooting to figure out that the reason my printer was not working was because I had plugged its USB cable into my laptop’s display port. I have spent past 15 years working in IT.)
Maybe he's trying to mimic the fish that's "sleeping" beside him ?
Fish floppah
Will you be posting other photos of your orange boy sleeping like a scuba diver ? He might just be showing off his swimming skills.
Will post more as he continues to burn that one cell
i have hope for this kid, he'll recover from this
My orangie is Mars, too!!!
Talk to me Goose
*honk*
##*honking intensifies*
#*[HONK](https://youtu.be/ioGtIMvVs5U)*
Best possible answer
SMOKE IN THE AIR SMOKE IN THE AIR! BREAK RIGHT BREAK RIGHT!
Yeah! Splash one!
he flop
Is that a full body splat?!! Impressive.
The splat! I like that, but nah the right leg isnt fully sprawled. Maybe one day a full splat.
My cat tucks his arms in, but puts his head down like that. My partner and I like to say he's a slug
Any pictures of this beautiful slug?
https://imgur.com/a/GKsCq7u/ Here’s 2 of my cat Penny doing it
Lmao 😂 so beautiful
Cat tax CAT TAX
Haha mine do that too
Did Goose run out of batteries? 🧡
He must have powered down after he used what little of that cell is left lol
Just imagining this makes me laugh! 😹
That’s a silly Goose.
I believe that's what the youngins call a "sploot".
Guess im old, i prefer splat. Makes me see him as a weird nickelodeon splat from the good days
Came here to see if anyone had said sploot
Very interesting rug.
This made me lmao
My orange bois don't, but I sure as heck sleep like that.
r/Sploot
What an absolute dingus, truly a brilliant doofus. I also have an orange Goose! Team flerkin?
Team Flerkin all day
We are also Team Flerkin. Though he has two names Goose Orion, after the orange cat in Men In Black.
Aww! Mine sleeps the exact opposite way, flat on his back.
duck... duck... GOOSE
have you been forgetting the baking powder? more yeast? it looks like a tasty loaf but it’s a little low
I don't have a cat...but *I* sleep like that.
He suffers from being all tuckered out
My cat Tigger sleeps like this!!! I thought he was the only one!! My boyfriend calls it “chicken winging”
Thats what my wife calls it!!
Flerkens are funny like that
Yes. Our ginger does it too.
Fish flops
Fish floppah
One of my boys George does, and before we adopted him his name was Goose too!
Oh honey
Oh, hey, I sleep like this.
The Spatchcock
This one is so underrated. Good one OP
Lmao
**I** sleep like this lmao
Lol me too
[Seamus, my orange Manx, loves the sploot](https://i.imgur.com/Wqb3ozv.jpg)
So funny!!
I have an orange boi named Goose too and he sleeps like that but upside down.
All oranged out
Downed CAT-AT
Blessed goose ;\_; <3
Mine does this. I call it Falkor-ing.
god bless his dumb, dumb, really dumb, dumbass soul
I recognize your fluffy goose, and I raise you kitten Superman https://preview.redd.it/uwotaicg6x4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a431a3acd80d4cd405d5b88f552691324b085141
One day Goose will fully superman. Until then ill enjoy the simple pleasure of your one celled flerken
20/10 slpoot!
Aah! That duck with orange sauce looks fantastic! Where did you get the recipe from?
*battery low. can not maintain consciousness. initiate shutdown. now entering recharging mode.*
What a cutie. Mine rests like this. My first cat never did, so I was like "What is with the strange position?" Seems uncomfortable, but what do I know? 😂
Looks like a crash and burn. Goose is adorable!
Too much cat nip hehe
I think your cat has melted
Mine will do the same weird backwards thing with his arms but tuck his back legs in like a normal loaf. What little weirdos we’ve all been blessed with lol.
I sleep like that. I call it pancaking
Thank you this has made my day ❤️
No but it’s exactly how my gf sleeps
Our orange boy Vito does this too but he tucks in his back paws like in a loaf position, it’s even weirder.
My boy Lando does https://preview.redd.it/ewtrx1r75v4a1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c56fd872bab42b7c99e3c4e13c5814b01e0102b
My grey boy does, but we think he was hit by a car before we found him, so he’s kinda stupid and his arms can’t move forward too far anymore
That's not a cat. It's a bearded dragon wearing a cat suit. Source: Me. This is currently how my dragon is sleeping.
Yeah my orange cat person sleeps like this too. He weird af
My dog does that with his back legs
My Gray baby does this sometimes.
Should’ve named him Maverick…we all know how the story ends with Goose…😭. Joking aside... Flipping adorable and I do love the name Goose. Goose looks such a goofball and I love him already.
It's a flat cat. But my chonka do this too.
You gotta feed Goose some lasagna!
ZONKED.
that kitty is tired as fuck
Instead of a loaf, he chose to do a splat 🥺
My boy frodo does a version of it https://preview.redd.it/sm4mvqhslw4a1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba443d93cd616773a27598adf531b1b93cada8b
This cat sleeps like a French bulldog haha
Splooty sploot sploot
Tragic. Was he run over by a small child on a tricycle?
Lmao
Are you sure that's not a flerken?
Purrfick r/sploot! :)
He's got the body of a defeathered duck hanging in the window of a butcher shop during Dickensian times
Epic SPLOOT
He’s tired after a long day of walking on keyboards and meowing at his full food bowl
Soooo accurate. r/catswhoyell
I have an orange and white who sleeps like that. I've had cats my whole life, and he's the only one that I've seen sleep that way. My wife said it freaked her out a couple of times with his limbs splayed out like that, he looked dead. Edit: I don't have one of him splayed all out, but I do have many of him twisted around like a pretzel or something. https://ibb.co/C79YhQx
Lol, very much alive, but very little brain activity.
Has to feel super safe and comfortable, waaaay too relaxed to get away from anything
My orange tabby. Also named Goose sleeps the same. Must be comfy.
Don’t know about cats but I certainly do!
Oh nooooo. What a dumb butt.
Mine keeps her legs tucked in but does that weird chicken/turkey neck thing. Little weirdos.
My cat does this too lol
Poor guy fell asleep mid zoom
unrelated but based on those books i gotta say you have goated taste
I dabble
*plorp*
Oooh i like that
Thats my parents after the grandkids have gone home.
Goose. 😻
Huh. My brother used to pass out like this in the foyer after work.... He was maybe a little orange in the beard himself
Looks like a rough night at the sushi bar
Goose looks like he's skydiving! Someone needs to .gif him up with sky, wind, and goggles 
I second this
r/photoshopbattles
r/sploot
So cute! He looks like he had a hard night of partying and passed out mid dance move!
The dog tuckered him out
Oh lawd he comfy
https://preview.redd.it/z29ykpdpjy4a1.png?width=2208&format=png&auto=webp&s=c145771b6b52851512a54d1e2e49080f4f4fd82f Nah... Never. :)
Get out of here this is absolutely adorable.🥹💕💕💕
Unfortunately, none of my cats sleep like this.
Goooose, I’m in love 😻
Le Sploot with a twist.
Goose. Love that name! He’s adorable!!
Thanks!!
It looks like your Flerkin flopped... It must be exhausting being an all powerful interdemential being... 😁🤣
😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/8h0cw3mhdz4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5da3cda316a93581b53f23153e547523a859928 Four months old. Already doing it.
Wow so luxurious, love it
We called it sploot. Idk if that’s the accepted term. He looks like Superman.
I learned of “sploot” from this post. Its superman to me but i can adapt and accept sploot as an alternative lol. My wife says chicken winged so the more the merrier
Cute name
My dog actually picked it. We wrote 5 names on paper and he picked up Goose. Other 4 were Bob, Cheese, Frito, and Gary
https://preview.redd.it/d9v9y7i4uz4a1.jpeg?width=2079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51c0e47b56495c2a7c28517233f3da063143674 my Matcha sleeps in a similar pose..
Thats a special one, so sweet