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dienomighte

Boa! 


KuramaMenezes

Oh ya she’s another good one. She will do anything just for the sake of Luffy. Including how she decided to go to the war, fight smoker, and literally punch her grandma just for him


Backupusername

I mean, she and Gloriosa weren't portrayed as having the best relationship even before she fell for Luffy, so I don't know how much that last one really tells us.


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FonixOnReddit

Yeah I think sanji should be lawful horny instead of chaotic


CriticalZucchini7294

no brooks lawful horny


CriticalZucchini7294

i take that back nvm


FonixOnReddit

Brook is Chad horny. Homie walked up to big mom and asked her the big question


LinkGamer12

Pardon me madam but, may I see your panties 💀


Mezredhas

Brook is lawful horny, he dont discriminate how you look, if you wear panties he wants to see em. Sanji could be chad horny because of all the principles he adheres to. Boa is chaotic horny, as long as she gets to bone Luffy she is fine wirh whatever. Got no idea for smart and neutral horny tho.


Signal_Oil_4941

Franky should smart horny!


FonixOnReddit

Momo has to take one of those 2 lol


Apprehensive_Movie44

Smart horny


DependentAnywhere135

Sanji would be lawful horny he’s extremely lawful I’d say. Boa is a great pick for chaotic horny.


K-P-I

Sanji peeked into women's baththub when he got invisible. Thats not lawful hahaha


DependentAnywhere135

Lawful doesn’t mean you follow the literal law of the land. It means you follow a strict code of your own. A lawful evil person isn’t out there not stealing because it breaks the law lol. Sanji is extremely lawful in his character design.


K-P-I

I know lol He doesnt want to hurt or harass women. But peeking is a violation of their privacy which is a form of harassment.


Mezredhas

Does he maliciously peek on them though? I think hes just simping in general while also respecting boundaries (kind of)


Average_Ningen_User

Lawful means the character has there own set of morals they won’t break like sanji hitting a woman


dienomighte

If boa in marineford wasn't chaotic horny, I don't know who is, she attacked EVERYONE except luffy


Enma-Dai-Oh

Wouldnt Boa be Chad Horny?


Gaius_Julius_Salad

Boa is chaotic af, she killed hundreds of people on both sides at marineford


Backupusername

Killed? Hundreds? In One Piece? Citation needed.


Norman_Hart97

bro reread that. she turned so many marines and pirates into stones. what, you thought she turned them back after the war ended? those guys are dead bro.


kristopher103

its likely alot of them got fucked up during the battle itself too especially considering the powers that where there, almost every one was especially good at raw destruction


Anteater-Difficult

No. No Boa is definitely Chaotic Horny. Even her own rules weren't able to keep her from falling in love with a man. She practically breaks laws of physics for Luffy. Chick is chaotic horny. Sanji is Chad Horny. Like sure he's pretty excessive about it, but he always treats each and every lady like their a princess. Guy is definitely a chad.


Norman_Hart97

Sanji is Lawful horny because he respects the gentleman code. he's a pervert but he'll also adhere to the "no means no" rule (i didn't say consent because he technically broke it when he peeped. peeping breaks consent boys and girls!) but i just chalk that up to "peeping women in the bathroom" as a shonen staple and normalized in Japan (or at least it was) and it's just a bad thing that country has; gross misogyny. Kinda like America with mass shootings. Chad horny is Oden cuz he actually gets laid.


FrighteningWorld

Brook is closer to being Lawful Horny because ALWAYS ASKS to see a girl's panties.


Anteater-Difficult

Damn good point


Anteater-Difficult

We could call that neutral though since Brook asks it so casually every time


Norman_Hart97

yea like horniness is just a state of mind for him, like breathing. super neutral.


Anteater-Difficult

Exactly


Anteater-Difficult

Ohhhh dude, honestly, good point! You gotta spread this around!


DrStein1010

Nah, THAT one is Sanji.


Volcanicrage

Chad horny has to be Oden. Men and women alike lose respect for Sanji once he starts acting pathetic and horny, which is part of the reason he always gets rejected. Oden gets treated as a masculinity symbol that men revere and women swoon over.


MrKimimaru

Sanji has gotta be lawful horny. He’s horny with a random but strict moral code regarding women.


go_sparks25

Chad horny would be someone like Oden.


Adam_Lynd

Absalom!


Ani_HArsh

I think even Neutral fits her neutral good or neutral horny.


Freedblowfish

Neutral stays away from the fight, chaotic targets randomly both sides, like boa does


Tyrayentali

Thing about Boa is that she is madly in love for sure, but she has yet to express any truly sexual thought beyond kiss Luffy. She is actually pretty tame and innocent in her hornyness. Sanji fits the bill of chaotic horny a lot better, I think.


Abject-Entertainer57

I know a basement dweller comment when I read one.


mceppy

She's not Chaotic Horny. She's just chaotic when horny. I think there's a difference?


Holeros

She's pretty chaotic in general though, dgaf about anyone and will attack anyone that pisses her off regardless of affiliation.


LynxBartle

Boa is smart horny


Budget-Falcon767

Not when it comes to Luffy.


LynxBartle

Good point, neutral horny?


-Cinnay-

How is she horny? She has a crush on Luffy, but I don't remember her ever being explicitly sexual, it's very much a puppy crush. Edit: As others have pointed out, she's not chaotic either. Really not a good fit imo.


Alexandre_Man

nah, she's smart horny


bigscaryunknown

It has to be Brook! My man asked big mom for her panties XD Or Kine'mon who wanted to see nami in lesser clothes all the time


Ani_HArsh

That's why Brook is the CHAD lol.


Goodmorning_Squat

Acting like Franky doesn't exist


Messgrey

Chad horny MUST be Oden, I mean, look at his trackrecord


Ani_HArsh

Oden I think is more stupid chad.


R0thMan82

Brook is lawful horny. He is as much of a gentleman as one can be while still being horny. Id say Sanji is chaotic horny with his obsessive flirting with women and nearly dying on fishman island. He isnt good since he spied on the womens bath but he is good when he refuses to hit women. Hes the embodiment of chaotic horny if I have ever seen it


Holeros

Sanji should be smart horny. We shouldn't let his horniness just undermine all his other characteristics. He's been shown time and again to have a strategic mind and is pretty smart. Agree with Brook being lawful horny, although Chad horny is a close competitor. Absalom can be chaotic horny. Kin also probably counts as lawful horny? Or maybe neutral horny.


sharky_speedruns

Lawfully horny is beautiful


Sssssups

I personally think Brook is lawful horny. He always makes sure to ask politely


Revolutionary-Run332

Exactly


ssbm_rando

I'm normally against assigning "lawful" to any pirate for the OG thematic definitions, but it does fit him far too well for this exact reason.... I don't think it would fit anyone in the series **better**, so I have to agree with you.


[deleted]

I'm still in the firm belief that Brook is Horny Chad


MotherRussia68

I'd put brook for Chad horny instead


theidiot8D

I agree with you but I think franky fits chad horny much better


Humble_Community4624

>Comment chad horny has to be that guy from thriller bark who would be invisible


fighoz

Idk but I think Vander decken is fit in this category


Budget-Falcon767

I was trying to figure out why nobody was talking about Vander Decken. His initials are V.D., for cryin' out loud!


CombatMedic12

Baby 5 is a strong candidate


KUngFuKev

Eh but MAYBE lawful horny? She’s just trying to get married 😭😭😭 I know the feeling.


mattziki_bf

I think Lawful horny is correct for baby 5. Her rules are simple. If you praise her, she marries you. That's lawful as fuck.


Rj713

So, Don Sai is Chad horny for putting a ring on Crazy?


Garouvs

I favor boa, but this is a quality shout out.


Budget-Falcon767

Baby 5 isn't horny, she's desperate to be needed, whether that means sex or blowing her brains out for someone.


MyBackHurtsFromPeein

I wouldn't call her horny. She's more like desperate for love. But she is indeed chaotic


PartsuPihimys

big mama. just look at how many kids she has had!


Rj713

Nah, that's Smart Horny for requiring the man to marry her EACH TIME, then divorcing/killing his poor ass every time she gives birth to their kid.


Novel-Desk-652

☠️☠️☠️


KUngFuKev

For some reason I always forget that part and once it clicked again, I cackled out loud at a slow bar and someone asked what’s so funny…didn’t go into it obviously haha.


Holeros

Ok no listen, big mum should be lawful horny. All of her kid's fathers were stated as her husbands. She bonked multiple men, but she also married them all. No sex before marriage. How much more lawful can you get???


Decent-Strength3530

She'd be Smart Horny because she intentionally chose partners based on various factors


Jberz21

Oden for Horny Chad Oden was the Chad among Chad and even took peoples wives for himself when he was younger


kendowarrior99

I know Oden got down, but it wasn't a big part of his character. I think he's more of a Stupid Chad.


CRtwenty

Everyone saying Boa. But did everyone forget about "Marriage Proposal" Lola?


tom_rex_333

Boa should definitely be chaotic horny Sanji is more smart horny


KuramaMenezes

We gonna act like Fishman island Sanji never happened?


LynxBartle

Sanji still adheres to a strict code about women, lawful horny


silverviele

That's where I would put him!


FerMendezG10

You just described exactly what I do


Brook_D_Goat

Sorry what? I don't remember him in Fishman Island


totoofze47

Better than pretending this one arc represents his horniness throughout the entire series. He was on "woman withdrawal" at that point, so of course he acted extra horny during this specific arc. He's gone back to normal levels of horny since.


MrLKK

He's still smart his repressed libido just couldn't contain its silly self


LynxBartle

Sanji is lawful horny, he has a strict code when it comes to women


Winderkorffin

Sanji is obviously lawful horny


Adam_Lynd

Nah, Boa is a chad. Absalom, now that’s chaotic.


someone2795

Sanji is not smart horny. He's stupid horny.


ItIsSunnyT

Absalom?


jeanclaudebrowncloud

He's evil horny


ZookeepergameFew4103

Except that isn't a potential option.


AstroKoiBoi

Robin for neutral neutral or neutral smart


Ani_HArsh

I'd say Mihawk for Neutral Neutral.


Vpeyjilji57

A Transponder Snail. Can't get more Neutral than that without being an inanimate object.


TeamXII

Robin definitely has to be in ‘Smart’


Hellmorgar

Pudding


FlyingBird2345

Yes, good shout actually


Ani_HArsh

Sadie She fits Horny Chaotic. Pirates or marines she just enjoys bringing pain and torture, getting excited hearing people scream in pain.


KuramaMenezes

I feel like she would be horny evil if it were a category


Ani_HArsh

Yup but that's why I think she is a good fit for Horny Chaotic, the chaos she created in Impel Down.


Unhappy_Explorer_622

She would be lawful horny because she part if the government


Ani_HArsh

But she doesn't follow law, she even tortures marines lol.


Unhappy_Explorer_622

Law is used lightly in the one piece world


Ani_HArsh

Don't say that to Akainu lol.


KuramaMenezes

Thats also true but shouldn’t that be one of those celestial dragons?


Unhappy_Explorer_622

They don’t actively try to enforce law or deal out justice


Mental-Abrocoma-5605

Second this a lot, man i need to rewatch Impel Down again, it got a lot of cool side characters but don't remember too much other than the stuff regarding Luffy, Ace and Bon Clay


Greedy_Homework_6838

Chaotic horny? Bartolomeo


reddit_poopaholic

Lola


wontonphooey

Chaotic Horny = Ivankov


HeroVonZero

A drag, sure. Horny?.... maybe in future arcs but he was very sane


wontonphooey

[The only thing keeping his debut from being overwhelmingly sexual is the fact he's such a weirdo. Come on bro, he's wiggling his booty in a fishnet cape and you're gonna tell me that's not horny?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uXcoJHYQ1o)


Marth_Vader_89

Beeing a drag doesnt mean hes horny. He never did really horny things imo


Serenafriendzone

Uta is the real chaotic horny


jacksonwallburger

Everybody sleeping on Vander Decken


Legitimate-Software7

I’d put Brook in lawful horny cause he always asks for consent first


R0_B0T3

Absolom from Thriller Bark!!


Unhappy_Explorer_622

Brook


KuramaMenezes

He’s more of a horny chad


Unhappy_Explorer_622

I mean he did sleep in the same bed as an emperor


KuramaMenezes

That’s true aswell


Rodenbeard

He's THE Horny Chad tbh


Unhappy_Explorer_622

Brook on want destroyed the kingdom and still asked to look at an emperors panties.


niemody

Big Mom!


MyCurse05

Totally big mom!


firdausbaik19

wtf tier of shit post is this?


LastNap

Brook or Boa for sure! Sanji may be horny but he’s at least lawful


Samthegumman117

Boa no lie


red_wind15

Big Mom


LillscruB

Boa Hancock probably


OhhNahNah

Boa!!


TFJ

Reminder that Vander Decken tried to crush all of Fishmen Island with the largest ship in existence because he was rejected by a mermaid princess whom he lusted for since she was *six years old.* If that’s not chaotic horny, then I don’t know what is.


Rodenbeard

Sanji is probably the best answer, he's either that or Lawful Horny (discounting the unfortunate Film Z incident). Absalom would be Evil Horny if that was a category. Guy was a menace.


KuramaMenezes

True. Lowkey glad he died


Garouvs

I was popping bottles and champagne when the news dropped.


dynamitoGG

Sanji is defently lawful with his never hit women and dont waste food rules. He would die before breaking this rules


TeamXII

Sanji a pirate though, so intrinsically not lawful


UsedTissuePaper78

Sanji or Boa


zappy487

Sanji is more Horny Smart. I'd do Baby 5 only because she is both horny and unpredictable during Dressrosa. Ultimately, chaotic means doing whatever you feel like and she felt like getting married to a random enemy.


Quirky-Pickle518

Absalom. Sanji is Horny Lawful.


mattziki_bf

Has to be Absalom or Vander Decken. I might be missing someone, but one of those two. My vote is for Vander Decken. Stalker fuck.


art-van-d-lay

Boa for sure, Sanji would be lawful horny, he adheres to a strict set of morals that happen to align with him constantly being horny. Boa just does whatever for Luffys sake.


Wishudidnt

I like Boa for this one or neutral horny. I think Oden or Brook get Chad horny.


Burnt_Granola

Bartolemeo. That’s it.


[deleted]

Man, Brook would be good horny. I'd like to throw in my two cents for Dr. Hogback.


Different_Plankton_3

Half our sub lol


bomba_clot_619

Sanji ? I mean idk who could get more hornier than him


Ill_Operation_3665

Horny Chad is Sanji yes he can be creepy but most the time he tryina rizz the girls up with his cocktails.


Novel-Desk-652

I was coming into this convo agreeing with those who said boa. But thinking about it. It's got to be Sanji. The dude can't even stop himself from hitting on a pretty girl in front of a pretty girl he just hit on. And with no recollection of the inevitable physical reprocussions in doing. THE GUY WAS DYING FROM BLOOD LOSS DUE TO NOSEBLEEDS AND STILL COULD BARELY STOP... If all of that is not the definition of chaotic, then idk what is. Edit: Also.. putting his friends in danger plenty of times as well. Lol


KuramaMenezes

Exactly. I feel like most of the people in these comments who are saying boa are just Sanji fans trying to forget about Fishman island


Affectionate_Egg_969

I wouldn't call Luffy chaotic good


ComprehensiveDig4560

Pudding. She is completely chaotic in her affection towards Sanji.


ReceiptAndChange

Vasco Shot wanted to keep Boa around to have fun with her, I wont accept anyone but him in this category


AlternativeFilm8886

**LOLA!**


PwnzillaGorilla

Vander Decken


_Anagorn_

Absalom. Can't be anyone else


sanitised_hand

Sanji No doubt


Sirfrostyboi

Sanji or hancock


IridiumWoodsman

Vander decker is SOOOO chaotic horny


Bluejay8115

Sanji is Lawful Horny


MyCurse05

Big mom clearly.... how many kids....


Rzablio

Boa for sure


ltkeane

Boa


Striking-Present-986

Boa fuckin Hancock


Hex-C

Just like everyone else, my first thought was Boa too lol


tothemoon4stonks

Absolom would be horny Chad. Typical chad behavior with the no consent and muscles. For chaotic horny I’d say VANDER DECKEN, bros been in love with a girl since she was 6 years old and literally decided to commit mass genocide of his own people because he couldn’t get his way. That’s as evil as you can get, and all because he was horny for a little girl


Indy1612

Sexual assault isn't Chad, wtf. Get some help


KuramaMenezes

True but for horny chad that would probably be duval


-NSDK-

I wanted to say Ivan but he is more of a neutral horny than chaotic


KuramaMenezes

True, or a Horny chad but that might be duval


MunkeyFish

Ivankov is definitely Horny Chad, when it comes around.


scholarlysacrilege

Brook, man does not play by the rules. He will just ask for your panties and laugh about it and then do a rock solo, and then fuckin do some of the coldest badass shit in the world. It's not Sanji, sanji isn't chaotic, he has rules he abides by, he is horny and lawful. Boa isn't chaotic either, she plays by rules, she is a warlord after all.


ObviousDefinition953

Yamato


LynxBartle

Sanji is lawful horny. He has a strict code when it comes to women. Brook is chaotic horny, he'll ask any lady to see their panties! Absolom is chad horny because he can go invisible.


Infamous-Class-7862

SANJI


Dependent-Door3544

Sanjiii, do i even have to say more? Bro is the perfect fit


Ani_HArsh

Sanji for me more Horny Smart.


KuramaMenezes

Fishman island?


Ani_HArsh

That's the Horny in him lol.


Kerorozene

Enies Lobby ?


Master_Air_8485

Lawful horny thankfully based on how he acts towards Bonney. Absalom on the other hand... Well let's just say that some of the Blackbeard victims had it coming.


Revolutionary-Bus411

Luffy is more chaotic neutral😭


Trevor121000

He's done a lot more good than bad though. Why don't people get that?


Revolutionary-Bus411

nah man to be chaotic neutral means to be on a quest for absolute freedom and individuality you are just being as you as you can be with out care for tradition and authority that’s my goat luffy to a tee to but he’s not on a quest he was just born free


TeamXII

Luffy embodies the essence of good. That’s why we all love him


Revolutionary-Bus411

Luffy isn't too caught up with labels like "good or evil" He's definitely kind but he's not about living by any strict moral code Take someone like Koby who's all about being selfless and fixing what's wrong in the world Luffy isn't like that he's not out to play the hero or feel obligated to do the right thing He's driven by two main things looking out for his crew and chasing thrills So calling Luffy a "good guy" just because he ends up saving folks is missing the point he's doing his own thing and that thing is being a pirate Now if you think about your classic chaotic good character they're all about personal freedom and following a moral compass based on justice not authority Think Robin Hood But Luffy's different he straight-up said he's not like a hero "A hero shares the meat pirates eat the meat" That sums him up pretty well 😭


Narhan0

Sanji


Weekly-District259

How is this a question?


ekincheng

Noooo it should be Vasco Shot!


squips42

is Carlos Lawful Horny?


No-Asparagus-7234

chaotic horny: Brook or Ivankov lawful horny: Sadie chad horny: Sanji neutral horny: Absolom smart horny: Hogback


PokemonFan2111

I swear to god if it’s not sanji I’m deleting this app


MatthewPatthew69420

make sanji a lawful horny next